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Operator: "999, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "Oh, thank God. Um...my friend has been acting strange.
Operator: "Can you elaborate?"
Caller: "He's hasn't slept in days, he's just been staring at TV static...when I looked into his eyes, I didn't see any pupils or irises, they were just-just blank, man!"
Operator: "Do you think he may be on some sort of drug?"
Caller: "I-I don't know man, he doesn't have a history of drug use, and I don't know of any that could cause something like that."
Operator: "Stay calm. Help is on the way."
Caller: "O-OK, thank you so much, I-huh?"
Operator: "What?"
Caller: "H-he's drooling some sort of black fluid, I don't know what-OH FUCK-"
Operator: "Hello? Hello?"
Caller: "S̴͓̟̙͙̥̏͐̒͑͐̉̑͌̂̆̂̇́͘K̷̯̭̞͙̖̣̬̦̫̓̈͒́̾̓̈́̕͜ͅI̵̧̡̮̜̭̻͎͓̥̝̯͔̩̯̼̙͂̓͗B̸̳̤͔̫̩̫̪̠̫̝̯̳͓̘̮̳̥́́͛̀͘͝Ĭ̵̬̝͓̮̣̪̩̽͜D̸̢̪̟̟͚̤̜̀͊͝Ĩ̸̧̢͇͖͉͈͎̪͙̙͕͔̟̮̳̳ ̸̡̨̱̺̼̫̣̰̭̤̟̲̮̤̀̊̾̈́͐͌̆̒̆͋̚R̶̡̩̝͚̩͍̤̣͙͓̹̲̝̭͋̎Ī̷̡͔̭̘̘́Z̵̨̧̛͔͙̙̤̪̘͓̯͉̪̜̱̳̒̍̋̆̎Ž̴̨̧̛̛͔̩̥̭̘͓͍̘̭̝̠̲͈̰̇̃̒̅̿͂̉̃͘͠͝ ̶̛̛̣̰̖͋̚Ḑ̴̢̺̹̩̼̗͉̖͈̳̲̿́͑̇̌̎͊̎͘͜Ǫ̷͚̲̦̱̼̩̖̱̲̹̻͇̋̊̏̏͒͌͆̕͝ͅG̶̭̩̻̮͇̙͔͔̺̺̒̒̔̽̈́͌̓͊̾̔̇̄̚E̶̛̋͆̇̃͊͒̊͂̏͜͝ ̶̛̫̦͎̩͙̯̺̼̖͒̈́̒͂͛́́͑͒̓̃L̶͎̦̺̼͇͈̽̈́O̴̢̫̰̖̩͔̳̖̼͈̠̬͈̔̂̈̉̂̉̎̽͊̏̇ͅL̶̡̩͉̹͇̲̟̩̘̞͎̈́̚ ̶̡͉̣̖̜̳̘͎͉͎̰̒͜Ō̵̢̠̮̣̗͖͇̒̑̋̿̒͆͜͜H̵̛̲̪̤̝͋̀̿I̷̧̛̘̭̠̠̾͒̊̈́̓̋̄̐͘O̵̧͓̥̥̪̮̮̮̞͖͖̬̱̫̒̈́̆̑́̊̋́͘-̷̭͕͖͎̔̃͑̂͌̂̑͆̾̒̎̍̌͠͝"
Operator: "I'm sorry, can you say that again? I couldn't make out-"
(call ends)
The following is a Public Service announcement from the Department of Health and Social Care.
Over the past few days, there have been reports across the country of individuals with the following symptoms:
- Blank eyes without irises or pupils
- Leaking black fluid from orifices
- Abnormal movements and distorted features
- Abnormal, usually hostile behavior
- Expressing odd phrases and actions resembling internet memes without context
The cause of these symptoms is unknown, but the "disease" is extremely contagious and is spread by contact with the black fluid.
If you see anyone with the aforementioned symptoms, immediately move to a safe location and call 9-9-9.
Awareness saves lives.
This has been a public service announcement from the Department of Social Care.