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Trophy awakin at the sound of Tisschews coughlin a storm. He yell, "DON'T COUGH!! COUGHLING IS QUEER!!!"
He get out bed, go to potty. But potty DIRT RIDDEN >:(
Tropot makes angry roblox sound. He go into OhJay's room. Quiet, he tinkle. He snaek back out, go tah roum.
Tissues black now?? No. It was Knife. He sittin on Tropot's bed!
"HEY! That's MINE!" He declaired, although OwJow bought the bed?
"Quiet. I. Am. SMOKING!" Knife say, roll weeding. "Want sum?"
"Fuk yea" Tropee grabba da blunta and smoka da rolla. "Woooah yhat hit harder dan my dad." Tropot giggle.
"We both got daddy issue." Knife fumbled with Trophy's colaage jacket and pull down like lever. Minecraft trap door sound.
Trophy sad he look like burnt chicken nuggit. But he burnt the nuggit himself so hus fult.
"Me two" say the queer lil punk boy. "But no burnt, only RAGE with monster can and tater chip."
They make out, sloppy style. Trophy say "That was queer" and then throw up bc his daddy said he couldn't be queer.
Knife pet his back in a not gay was and Trophy cry.
"Let us eat food, you probs hungry n shit yuh?"
"Yuh"
Troput follow Kief to car. BUT NO CAR!! ONLY VRROM VROOM MOTOCICKLE.
"NO I DONT RIDE NO CICKLE!" Trophy yelled.
"Get on." Kifeb say
"Ok." Trop get on. Vroom. They go to fast food.
Kofien walk into fast food place Macdeezold. But... EMO MACDONULD? Everyone onside was emo and punky. All pierced and funky.
"Ew, Knifr, I'm skared of emos!!" Trophu say
Knife giggle like lil gurl, "Ehehehehhe, silly guy. Order empo food."
"I want his emo food." Trop tell tender.
"No." Say nife as he giggel agauin. "Get hum a burger. Silly pretty boy want burgur."
They eat food. Knife burger BIG. knife buregr SCAREE. Trophie too scared to eat. Greescee.