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2025-05-27
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2025-05-31
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Playlist Shuffle Songfic Challenge

Summary:

The idea here is simple: I put my liked songs on shuffle and must write a short fic for whatever comes up first. Let's see what we get!

Chapter 1: Table Of Contents

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TABLE OF CONTENTS:

Chapter One: You are here!

Chapter Two: Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jake English, Angst, Trans Female Jake English

Chapter Three: I'm Not A Cynic, Gen, Jade Harley, Angst

Chapter Four: Under My Skin, Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Angst, Unrequited Hate

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You know I adore you

I’m crazier for you

Than I was at sixteen

Lost in a film scene

 

Right. You can do this. There’s no need to be nervous- after all, it’s not like it’s your first date. It’s your first date in several years, sure, but who’s counting?

 

You straighten your bowtie and size up your reflection. It’s off in the way it always is, but you look amazing, of course. If there’s one thing you’ve never gotten complaints on, it’s your looks. You think you might hate them.

 

No cameras catch

My pageant smile

I counted days

I counted miles

To see you there

To see you there

It’s been a long time coming, but

 

It took work to get to this point, of course. It took conversations with Dirk and your friends and an endless stream of therapists- quacks, the whole lot, in your opinion- but you’re beginning to think that a relationship with him might actually be something that could make you happy. You didn’t quite realize relationships could do that.

 

It’s you and me

That’s my whole world

They whisper in the hallways “she’s a bad, bad girl”

 

And maybe it won’t. You’re not an idiot, you know what the issue is, why you feel so uncomfortable in your own body ( chiseled, like a statue, a god who looks the part, the tabloids say, but you think you’d rather be soft), but doing something about it could only ever make things worse.

 

She’s a bad, bad girl

 

For one thing, it wouldn’t solve the other issue you have with your body. You’ve seen how women in the picture industry are treated, a hundred times worse than the men, the eyes on them far more open in their hunger, more entitled.

 

The other issue, of course, is that it would make your burgeoning relationship with Dirk impossible.

 

It’s you and me

There’s nothing like this

Miss Americana and the heartbreak prince

We’re so sad, we paint the town blue

Voted most likely to run away with you

 

You love him. You must, if the idea of losing this fleeting chance at reconciliation hurts so much. It’s selfish of you, you know, to lie to him about who you are, but is it really lying? This is who you are. Who you’d like to be is another matter entirely, not to mention impossible.

 

She’s a bad, bad girl

 

And, well. You’ve always been selfish.

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You’re nine years old and you’re sitting in your bedroom, staring out the window and daydreaming. Maybe that black speck isn’t another bird, it’s a plane (or superman!), come to take you away from all this. Well, howdy, miss, the pilot will say, we thought this island was uninhabited! I never dreamed there’d be a young girl such as yourself here. How’d you like to come travel the world with me?

 

And you’d agree, of course, but only if Bec could come with you, and you’d spend the rest of your days travelling all over and meeting new friends and old, and one day the pilot would say Can you keep a secret, little lady? and you’d say that of course you could, and he’d say you see, I was bitten by a nasty old thing under the light of a full moon on my adventures long ago, and now I can transform into a creature that’s half man and half wolf, and how would you like to join me?

 

And then you stop imagining, because werewolves aren’t real, and neither are kindly old pilots looking for someone to go on adventures with them.

 

Bec gives a mournful whine, and you dry your eyes in his thick fur. “It’s okay, boy. It’s okay. We’re happy here, aren’t we? We don’t need to go anywhere else.”

 

I'm just being realistic, being honest with myself

I've tried being optimistic, but it doesn't seem to help

So I'll just have to admit this is the hand that I've been dealt

I'm not being pessimistic, just being honest with myself

 

You’re thirteen years old and on a brilliant golden ship, with John and Dave and your grandma and all the friends you could ever want, and you’ve never been so happy.

 

“Wait, three years?” John says. “We’re going to be here for three years?”

 

“Give or take a few months!” you reply.

 

John’s face falls for just a second before smoothing over again. “Huh. Okay, I guess.”

 

He turns to head deeper into the ship, and you don’t understand. Isn’t he happy? You’re finally meeting up! This is the best thing that’s ever happened to you!

 

…But he’s not you, is he. His dad has been dead for hours, not years, and he used to think he had a future outside of his home, and he’s not glad to be here with you.

 

This doesn’t seem so amazing anymore.

 

I'm not a cynic, but today's just not my day

I've tried to spin it 'bout a thousand different ways

But from every angle, oh, the outlook is the same

I swear that I'm not a cynic, my glass just has no water in it today

 

You’re sixteen years old and angry, you’ve never been so angry, at John and Davesprite and Rose and Dave and the whole wide world, and you still don’t actually want to hurt anyone. You feel like you should, Jane is, but it seems so… you don’t know. Mostly you’re just tired.

 

You hear the whispering in the back of your mind, obay me, girl, but you find yourself sagging to the floor. You’re so tired, of everything. Of being angry, of being happy, of being lonely.

 

So like a boat on the ocean, I'll rock with the waves

God, I'm so sick of this notion that I have to fake

Fake my emotion and pretend I'm okay

So like a boat on the ocean, I'll just rock with the waves

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How much can you fit under your skin?

How much can you fit under your skin?

 

He’s pathetic in a way that you could adore, depending on the day, but you’re more consistent than that, now. You hate him with a passion, one that makes your stomach twist in knots and your face flush teal.

 

I wish you were dead babe, I wish you were dead

I can fit two, I can fit two

 

Sometimes you feel like he thinks you can’t hold down a real relationship, like you’re one big joke. Good. He fell for it, the moron.

 

I can fit two people under my skin, yeah

I can fit two people under my skin

 

But you can hate, not the teasing, pretending thing you show him. You hate him deeply and truly, and half the time he doesn’t hate you back. It only makes you angrier.

 

And I will prove it if you will listen

You crawl up in there and join me within

 

You wish, more than anything, that he’d get over his ridiculous fears and take the leap, challenge you to a real fight. You’d show him who’s boss, that all the posturing and sickle-swinging in the world can’t protect him from you.

 

I can feel your heart beating under my skin

And the beating of your heart is making me bleed from within

 

He never will. Too much of him pities you, because he’s childish and naïve and you’re blind and sad. You wish he couldn’t see through your masks, wish he would use that knowledge to break them down, and he tries, sometimes, but he’s always holding himself back.

 

And if we cut open your heart, pour it in a cup

Do you think it'd be enough, do you think it'd be enough

 

You want to rip whatever gland or bladder or pump that makes him think he can pity you, you, so much greater and more terrible than he, right out of his chest. Maybe then he wouldn’t infect you with all these squirming, red-hot childish feelings. You hate him. That’s the end of the story.

 

To fill my heart with music?

 

Sometimes you think that you could vacillate, could be a child again, if only for him. You shove it to the side with everything else, for later consideration. It’s a long, long list.

 

But oh no, not a chance in hell

Yeah, I've heard you sing but it ain't too well

Heart melts, yeah you meant so well

But your song's no good 'round here

 

You never will. You won’t allow him to be weak. That’s not what a kismesis is for. You won’t allow yourself to be weak either.

 

-

 

“I don't think there’s anyone under your skin”

 

Does he find you cruel, callous?

 

“Like a cheshire cat I think that you are just a grin”

 

Maybe he thinks not that you are incapable of hate, but that you are incapable of love.

 

“And I can feel you laughing, under my skin”

 

Maybe he doesn’t see past all the smoke and mirrors you put up after all.

 

“And the happy palpitations are making me grin”

 

Maybe. Who cares? That’s exactly what you want, for people to think you’re something you’re not.

 

“You know it fills my heart with music”

 

And you always, always know how to get what you want.