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2025-06-01
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Murder drones x one shots and my own shit

Summary:

You ask me for ships and l write

Notes:

Hello welcome l'll have everything here everything on the tags at least

Chapter 1: The rules

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Rules

 

Angst is allowed but no death tho background mentions are ok

You tell me ships and a promt and l write

No smut

Self harm is okay as long as there's a bittersweet ending

I will take requests and my own stuff

Cursing is allowed but nothing intense

Toxic relationships are okay

Solver stuff happens like doll throwing pillows with her solver

I'll mostly write my own stuff and requests

If l don't get requests l make my own

I upload when l want

You can request AU'S (humans or disassembly drones any AU that has ships is fine)

I will do platonic stuff and romantic stuff (depends if l ship it)

I will do disabilities both mental and physical

See ya

Chapter 2: Oil rose

Summary:

J X V cuz why not also v is autistic in this

Notes:

Enjoy fluff

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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J flew into the spire like always N.well she didn't care whatever happened to that moron anyways.she landed on the spire and walked around a bit she looked over and heard V crying

"V you okay sweetie pie?*

No response j knew what to do she went to comfort V and hugged her tight she'd just hold her and wait it out

J held V close as she cried "it's gonna be fine V just breath and it's gonna be fine" v listed to it and cuddled up to J

"J thanks thanks l'm fine now" "you still need to sleep" fair" "let's cuddle" j says cuddling v up "can l be little spoon?" V wishpers half wishing that j didn't hear her

"Yes you can"

A few minutes later they were sleeping cuddled up like the cuties they are

N finally arrived .he saw v and j cuddling and quietly trying NOT to wake them up he put two caps of oil beside them and went to sleep

Notes:

Thanks for reading and remember to request please (begging)

Chapter 3: Tessa x n (l hate myself)

Summary:

Tessa gets yelled at and N comforts her (platonic)

Notes:

Welp never expected to be writing tessa x drones that aren't J but ok l'll live with it it's bouta be only platonic NOT romantic

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Tessa got yelled at by her parents (again) 5th time this week fuuuuuck tessa spirited to her room crying.j was helping in a galla again so only n was there currently he was on Tessa's room reading a book about dogs cuz that's his hobby

Tessa fell on the bed next to n sobbing "tessa you ok?" N asks putting his book aside "n they yelled at me again" tessa said through sobs putting her face on n's chest "it's gonna be fine Tessa calm down" tessa just kept sobbing quietly "l hate seeing you sad Tessa"

Tessa just stayed there sobbing for a few more minutes while N held her as she sobbed it sounded sad and it was for both of them for Tessa cuz her parents were yelling to her again and for N it was sad Cuz seeing tessa being sad was eating at him

Tessa stoped sobbing after a few minutes.n kissed her on the cheek "don't make this weird N" "sorry Tessa l'll never do it again" "it's fine just don't do it again "

They keep cuddling for a bit before breaking apart .n grabbed his book again and kept reading "whatcha reading" "a book about dogs " "nerd" "heyyyyyyyyy"

Chapter 4: Tessa stuff (and the drones)

Summary:

Tessa cyn j v and n on the park having a picnic everything except v and N is platonic

Notes:

The picnic between n v j cyn and tessa they are all platonic except one single ship that is v and n

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Tessa finally took her little drones with her. obviously being the good big sis/parental figure that she is she had cyn on her shoulders she had climbed there cuz why not.n was leaning on v his head fell on her shoulder meanwhile j was chilling definitely not eating all the food

N grabbed a strawberry and handed it over to v "v do you want a strawberry?" V grabs it her hand brushing against n's hand causing n to blush. J looks over at them "lovebirds" she says while backhanding n on the back of his head "j that was mean! Apologize to n or else no cuddles" tessa says "o-okay sorry n"

V scooted closer to n putting her arm around him "thanks v" n wishpers leaning on her "again lovebirds" j says quietly "l heard you j" v says making sure j heard her insert a giant argument of v and j just wishpering at eachother n could hear everything

"V sweetie l can hear you two" n says making v blush hard meanwhile tessa was playing uno with cyn currently on their 5th game.j was eating strawberries cuz n likes them and in a small petty revenge she ate all the strawberries so n couldn't eat them yes j was that petty

Notes:

Request away my little roos

Chapter 5: J X V part 2

Summary:

J continues being the best girlfriend ever for v

Notes:

Enjoy fluff (n will be there)

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A day after the last chapter (the j x v one)

V put her arms around j after another successful hunt n still hadn't returned but okay.v was still not fully back to her phycopath self wicht is real concerning for her

V cuddled j up 5th time today " you are too nice v" "shut up am just not in the mood" she mumbled against j's chest before putting her legs around j's leg

N finally returned "am l late" he says cheerfuly ",hi n" v said while standing up "you're too nice" j says grabbing two bottles of oil she gives one to v and takes the other one

Few mins later v and j are sparing while n is sipping his oil outside looking at the moon just enjoying the view as he can hear j and v grunting through hits and bullets

N enters the spire his half empty oil can still in his hand.v gets send through the door from a rocket j threw "v you okay?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" N yells going to check on her "l'm fine idiot now l'll keep going "v you need rest" n says probably for the first time in his life being strict "v you kay.sorry by the way for using the rocket"

Chapter 6: Drone tessa X j

Summary:

After episode 8 Tessa's soul is saved inside a robotic body and now she finds her old gf J

Notes:

Robo Tessa X j

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Tessa opened her eyes .she woke up?she was alive? HOW the fuck did she wake up .she remembers everything the pain the cold air when she was skinned alive it was real.the first person she thought of was j her girlfriend is she still alive?

She looks down at her arms they were metallic.was she a drone now? What da fuck tessa thought while looking around it was a spaceship everything around her was destroyed it was weird.she suddenly heard a noise and then a voice j's voice "hey love missed me?" J said flying next to her

"J what the fuck is happening how am l alive" tessa yells before hugging her tightly and burying her face on her face "admit it you missed me" j says before hugging her tightly and spraying kisses on her

Notes:

I'll never get tired of writing those things

Chapter 7: NUZI FINALLY IT'S HERE I'M EXITED LET'S A GO WE GOT UZI AND N F YEAH

Summary:

Uzi shows n some anime obviously it's jjk cuz it has to be (n is traumatized)

Notes:

This is awesome finally

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Uzi sat on the bed next to n who was drawing right now uzi was listening to Nightcore rather loudly not that n was annoyed he kinda liked it anyway

"Hey n can l please show you anime?" Uzi says opening her computer "okay why not" n says putting his drawing aside before sitting next to uzi in front of the computer

"I'll show you Jujutsu kaisen" uzi says loading up cruchirol "what's it about" n says "the mc yuji eats a part of a demon and then he starts killing demons with magic or something like that" "cool"

They start watching .insert two seasons later n is sobbing (nobara died) yes uzi is also crying a bit "how do you wacht this" n says clinging to uzi "donno I got used to it" "it's so so so sad though" "okay let's cuddle ya big baby"

They jump in bed cuddled up "bite me" uzi says while hugging n "if you say so wah" n does a little fake bite on Uzi's hand "Amma put music " "Nightcore please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please " "okay baby"

Insert Nightcore music playing loudly while n falls asleep

Notes:

Will l ever stop: NO

Chapter 8: Beach day

Summary:

Tessa takes her drones for a beach day

Notes:

Welp as for the ships here there will be

N and v

J and v
Those are all.btw tessa and cyn are there n being The good big brother that he is

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Tessa looked over at the beach n was already swimming he's fast meanwhile cyn and tessa are building sand castles j is chasing n and v is sunbathing

Few mins later j is drawing n v is trying to pull j away and cyn is swimming with tessa like the babys they are j is chasing n who managed to escape "get over here moron" j says swimming closely behind him "j here!!" V yells after j

Meanwhile cyn is surfing she changed activities quickly so.same for tessa who is currently wrestling j away from n while cyn being a badass saves him but falls of the surfing board

They all get out of the water they'll go back in later but now j is laying her head in v's stomach and v is making sand castles with cyn while tessa is swimming