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1. Is It Safe To Pour A Liter Of Vodka Into Your Rival Ass? Asking For A Friend. by DaiShenGou

   Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda  

   • Explicit
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   06 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alexander Hamilton/Thomas Jefferson
   • Alexander Hamilton
   • Thomas Jefferson
   • James Madison
   • Enemas
   • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
   • Alcohol Poisoning
   • This Is STUPID
   • Don't Try This At Home
   • Medical Inaccuracies
   • Human Disaster Alexander Hamilton
   • Bottom Alexander Hamilton
   • Top Thomas Jefferson
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • Fluff and Crack
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Anal Sex
   • Out of Character

   Summary

   They just finished hate sex so nuclear it probably caused an earthquake. Hamilton’s scratching like he’s trying to escape his own skin, Jefferson’s gold chain is crooked, pupils blown wide like he just saw the Bill of Rights burn—and then Jefferson casually drops a “wanna try drinking with the other end?” and proceeds to pour two bottles of 70% ABV baijiu straight into Hamilton’s ass. Chaos ensues. Spoiler: Hamilton ended up in the ER.

   Language:

   English

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   3,708

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