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1. Ohana means bully your boyfriend’s boss. by Dontknowmyownname

   Fandoms: Lilo & Stitch: The Series (Cartoon), Lilo & Stitch (Disney Animated Movies)  

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   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   05 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gantu (Disney)/Reader
   • Gantu (Disney)/Original Character(s)
   • Gantu (Disney)
   • Reuben | Experiment 625
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Lilo Pelekai
   • Jacques von Hämsterviel
   • Comedy
   • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • annoyance to lovers

   Summary

   “Dr Hämsterviel.” Said Gantu wishing the earth would shallow him. “This is Alika, the human 625 was talking about. Alika this is my boss.”

   “Oh cool.” She said getting close to the image. “Glad to see another scientist in here. Whats your brand?”

   “My brand?!” The hamster answered offended.

   “Yeah, like, what did you doctorate in? I graduated in Marine biology and did my doctorate in ecology and conservation.”

   “I graduated in the Evil Genius University”

   “Yeah, but like after that.”

   “I made 626 genetic experiments with that Jumba buffon.”

   “Wait.” Alika said reaching a conclusion. “You dont have a Phd? That means your not a…” she was unable to finish the sentence because 625 appeared behind her and stuffed her mouth with a sandwich.

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