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“Hmm should I just bypass the firewall or should I create a small leak? You know what, let's just check around  in case there's anyone else here.” Izuku said, connecting his screens to the firewall, beginning the process to scan for any other invaders. 

“That's interesting, it's Tenkos little spy, though why are they trying to hack into ua there's a reason they're a spy not a hacker. I should just give them a little glitch”

He giggled hearing the fuzzy static increase in the background, deciding to hop off the internet for now.

“Tenko! Do you think I should join a UA group chat?” 

“Izuku no, last time you joined a group chat I had to kill a couple of people cause you decided that they should die just because they didn't know your app”

“Whatever I'm gonna do it and don't worry if you can't contact your spy for a bit, they were being too impatient even though there's less than three years until UA!”

Izuku replied ignoring the yells of complaint coming from his big brother, searching for the perfect weak spot in UAs firewall so he could easily break through it; he was impressed by how little chinks there were but not even the best armour is impenetrable. “Bingo I found the chink! Now to go in.” he exclaimed while entering the internet via his quirk. “Alright! So I could just climb over but what fun is that? Using my hacking skills as my pickaxe to the gold mine that is UA! Is way more exciting, especially if I manage to go unnoticed.” he mumbled while prepping his supplies to hack the firewall. 

After a while he managed to break through, it was pretty large for a school but what would you expect from the best? “Okay it looks like a snug fit but I could just send a virus through and teleport to the virus's location; though I would need to ‘patch’ this up after I enter whatever it's a future me problem. Cause right now I have to find the perfect virus to go in” soon his speech became incoherent ramblings when atlast (in reality 5 minutes) it was ready to go. “Okay boop it's in there, now to teleport… *pop* YAY! I've made it, I just now need to create or find a group chat..oof.”

                                                              Pros and cons

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                                              Unknown user has entered the  chat

Unknown user:wait what the fuck?!

Where am I?

Crack: who dis?

Loudmouth:idk maybe another staff member?

Sleep: who knows now shut up

                                                   Unknown user has left the chat

                                                 Unknown user has entered the chat

Unknown user: does this chat have a lock?

Rat God: yes

                                                          Rat God has logged off

Unknown user: holy crap it's nedzu what have I stumbled into?

                                                      Unknown user has left the chat

Sleep: so that's why I can't leave

                                                        Unknown user has entered chat

Crack: how does this person know that it's nedzu?!

Loudmouth: yea how?

                                           Unknown user has changed their name to M@/w1r3

M@/w1r3: i just know 

Crack: alright we'll just ignore how concerning that sounds

M@/w1r3: yes :)

Loudmouth: hey @M@/w1r3 who are you

M@/w1r3: ｙｅｓｎ＇ｔ

Loudmouth: how???

M@/w1r3: ꂵꍏꁅꀤꉓ

Crack: yesn’t is my favourite word now :0

                                                               Not-A-Cop has logged on

Not-A-Cop: wait a minute that's the hacker that's causing the entirety of japans police department to have a headache

M@/w1r3: i see my reputation exceeds me (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

                                                                    Speed has logged on

Speed: wat is happening? I’m on patrol

Sleep: so someone joined the chat tried to leave didn't work and turns out they're the hacker Malwire

Speed: thanks shou

Sleep: @Speed you just gave a clue to my identity (¬`‸´¬)

M@/w1r3: dw I think I've already got the people online rn 

M@/w1r3: @Sleep is eraserhead, @Crack is midnight, @Loudmouth is present mic, @Speed is ingenium, @Not-A-Cop is tsukauchi and @Rat God is nedzu (ᵕ•_•)

Sleep: …

Crack: wtf is this kid

Loudmouth: I'm flabbergasted 

Sleep: @Crack arent you supposed to be teaching?

Crack: yesnt

Sleep: im never going to get a straight answer again am i?

Crack: yesnt

M@/w1r3: hey what do you think of airship?

Crack: I don't use it much only for that old timey app twitter 

Loudmouth: whats that? 

Speed: I think it’s cool

M@/w1r3: @Loudmouth I'm so disappointed how does the present mic not know airship

Sleep: @M@/w1r3 I agree also airships good I guess

Crack: (°ロ°) shous praising something I thought I wouldn't live to see it again

Loudmouth: NANII?!

Speed: wat?!?!

Not-A-Cop: i agree with @Loudmouth what is it?

M@/w1r3: ☹

Loudmouth: still how???

M@/w1r3: (⸝⸝⸝╸w╺⸝⸝⸝)

Speed:  best I can do is bold and UwU

                                                            Thirteen has logged on

Thirteen:  I'm not sure what it is but the students seem to like it, though y u asking?

M@/w1r3: just wanted to see the success of my creation

Crack: wait you made airship?!

M@/w1r3: yes (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

Crack: how?!?? its like so complex looking i thought a whole group made it not one person

M@/w1r3: no just me with some feedback from others for the how  I scoured the internet for post dawn of quirks era like 1995-2024 in addition other media from before this time but that was tricky and i picked this time cause all data after is lost because of the quirk wars plus its super interesting and then I created my base added all the things, revived some forgotten media, added some of my own widgets and boom. I'm pretty happy that I didn't add ai (not that you guys would know) then boom i uploaded it

Thirteen: …

Crack: ….

Sleep: …

Loudmouth: eh?

Not-A-Cop: *blink*

                                                                    Rat God has logged on

Speed: wow also how did you type so fast?

Rat God: intresting

                                                                     Rat God has logged off

M@/w1r3: what does he mean by intresting!?!?

Speed: idk it’s nedzu though?

Not-A-Cop: now I l think you're absolutely an adult

M@/w1r3: rude I'm not old (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

Loudmouth: are you a minor then?

M@/w1r3: ★🍓  ʸ𝒆รⓃ'𝐭  ♪🎄

Crack: you can't use yesnt to answer

 M@/w1r3: hypocrite

Thirteen: I thought we couldn't type emojis in this chat?

M@/w1r3: lol imagine you can't type emojis 💀💀

Speed: Why is your humor similar to 200 years humor?

M@/w1r3: cause it is?

have you guys never seen a tiktok comment section?

Speed: you've lost me there what's tiktok?

Sleep: tiktok is a pre quirk wars app that was really popular in the 2020s but I do have a question how do you know all this?

M@/w1r3:  🐍ൠ  𝐌𝓐ｇ𝐈Ć  ♩☜

Crack: im really surprised shouta knows all this

Loudmouth: nemi i think you've made a grave mistake

                                                         Crack had been muted  for 1 hours

Speed: you've doomed as all!

M@/w1r3: captain?

We need to get away from this island now!

Grab an oar with all the strength your arms allow

These cows were immortal, they were the Sun God's friends

And now that we've pissed them off, who do you think he'll send?

Full speed ahead

Full speed ahead

Faster!

Full speed ahead

Faster!

Full speed ahead

Thirteen: HAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDVE GOTTEN RID OF ME!!

M@/w1r3: We're too late

                                                              Thirteen has been muted for 1 hour

Loudmouth: fuck! hide!

M@/w1r3:  I could just

                                                                 Crack had been unmuted

                                                               Thirteen has been unmuted

M@/w1r3: boo Thirteen your username is so boring

                                                           M@/w1r3 has set Thirteen into Kirby

M@/w1r3: much better

                                                     M@/w1r3 has set Hounddog to Therapy-man

                                                   M@/w1r3 has set Ectoplasm to Doctor Manhattan 

                                                        M@/w1r3 has set Powerloader to Digimon

                                                       M@/w1r3 has set Cemontoss to Concrete

                                                       M@/w1r3 has set Recovery girl to Katara

                                                   M@/w1r3 has set Lunchrush to Gordon Ramsay

                                                       M@/w1r3 has set Vlad King to Vampire

                                                         M@/w1r3 has set Snipe to Bullseye

M@/w1r3: @all why is @All Might here? I thought this was a UA staff group chat?

Crack: he is?

M@/w1r3: also enjoy your new names I'm logging off

                                                                      M@/w1r3 has logged off

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“Tenko get your butt off from your games!”

“Why should I?”

“Cuz we'll watch the fnaf movie!”

“Fnaf play through or no deal”

“Fine, come join me and your emo ah friends”

“They're not emo, we're just different!”

“Ya sure ten so ‘different’, just come you emo twink” 

“ I am not emo, you are! Have you looked at your hair and makeup?”

“Hey! The makeup is rarely plus you've got that boy your obsessed with-”

“Shut up, you hear me? The league can't find out especially Dabi and Himiko” Tenko hissed, raising his pinky while clutching Izukus face, who was rapidly nodding. 

“So Dabi how are you and hawks going?”

“Himiko I don't have the time to explain what Keigo is going through right now”

“No no I'm asking have you asked him out yet?”

“What!? No! He's really busy with the commission also on top of that the paperwork for his debut too and another fact I'm busy with schoolwork, applying for med school and catching up my  emotional age to my physical age. So no, I haven't managed to ask him out yet!”

Dabi yelled which Himiko immediately pouted about saying that boys suck at love and why its unfair that Dabi had found his soulmate while she hadn’t found her soulmate.

“You know Dabs, we really should free Hawks from the commission, like you know how Izu told us about Lady Nagant?”

“I know Shuichi we just gotta break that stupid mindset they've got him in”

“Poor dude he's such an enjoyable person but is that the real him or the personality the commission made him wear? Hero society is useful in most ways but it's done so wrong, corruption, heroes only caring about fame and this stupid idol culture too like hello? Hero work is supposed to be community service not fucking Hollywood like one of the main reasons the quirk wars got so bad is the rich and famous not caring and the public stupidly following.”

“I know right? Like this society is the ones creating their own villains and twisting the story once they ‘win’.”

“Right fuck the commission always fucking meddling”

“Shuichi, Dabi stop yapping so much I'm bored, like talk to me and where is Tenko and Izuku?” Himiko asks breaking the two's lengthy discussion.

“Sorry Himichan we're here mr grumpy over here was taking forever!” 

“I am not grumpy”

“Ya you sure ‘arent’.”

“Dabi i will kill you and then tell Hawks the fucking hero commission did it" two collective gasps rang out, making all the teens freeze. “I'm telling dad you guys were swearing again!” 

“No Izuku don't! I'm gonna fucking kill you if you do!” Tenko screamed jumping on Izuku.

“Himichan run! Go tell my dad!”

“Got it Izukun!” 

“Shit! Dabi go get her!”

“Crap Shuichi help me!” Dabi exclaimed while running after Himiko, attempting to stop her just then All For One stepped out of his room only for Himiko to crash into him.

“Mr AFO! TENKO, DABI AND SHUICHI WERE SWEARING IN FRONT OF-!!!”

Himikos  muffled sound of protest echoed through the halls, with AFO staring at Dabi. Himiko struggled to escape from Dabis headlock, when a brilliant idea struck—she bit his hand.

“Ow! Little shit..”

“Oooh I think someone's in trouble~”

“Hi Mr AFO sir”

“...”

‘Crap why is this more scary than him saying something? Is this how having a father feels like?’ he questioned internally, having let go of a now giggling Himiko.

Then Izuku came running colliding into Himiko, who fell on Dabi, then Dabi crashed on to afo who luckily managed not to fall. “DAD! DADADADDADAD! THEY WERE SWEARING!”

“Yes Izuku I heard”

“Well?”

“I don't think it's that serious”

“But daaad!!” Izuku whined, pouting while Tenko prevailed in his victory.

“Hey Shuichi is this what having a dad feels like?”

“I'm not quite sure either but I think it is” he whispered back, staring at the wild scene before him. “Then help me up you lizard!”

“Wow that's so hurtful”

“And I don't care. So help me up!”

“Fine your ‘majesty’.” Shuichi answered rolling his eyes. 

“Izuku don't whine it won't change a thing, how bout you all continue watching what you were watching?”

“Fine”

“Yes Dabi I think this is how having a father feels like” Shuichi whispered to a now standing Dabi. “This is weird. Like why do most of us have bad fathers?”

“Dunno”

“Wait does afo have a fatherless children magnet quirk?”

“Fuck it's you and your conspiracy theories again”

“Hey my theories are perfectly plausible!”

“Like how you said that the world is a simulation after watching the matrix?”

“I'm over that”

“I don't think so just last week you said pain meds are for the weak? Even though your studying to be a med student?”

“That doesn't count cause it's true!” Dabi exclaimed, deciding to go back to the living room. 

“You know wha- never mind why do I bother?” asked ShuichI, “Cause he's your friend!” Himiko answered, smiling brightly.

“What ever you guys let's go back and watch the fnaf play throughs” Tenko said walking by.

“Tenko your such a gaming nerd!” Himiko teased, which Izuku immediately joined into.

“Yea Tenko like you know all the hidden easter eggs in all the games you play, you have to be a big nerd to do all that with no help from the internet” Izuku added, enjoying the face on his big brother.

“Yea also-” 

“What about you huh? Izuku you write your analysis all the time, you're a hacker, you've designed whole apps, you're planning to finish the entirety of the school curriculum before high-school so you could combine the support, business and hero course cause you would've done all the general lessons!”

“Well I didn't deny that fact that I'm a nerd?” Izuku asked trying to lessen Tenkos temper. “Hahahaha you two are both huge nerds!” Himiko giggled out, running towards the living room. 

“Bye Tenko and Izuku! I have to go out”

“Bye dad!”

“Bye” Tenko said with the enthusiasm of a marker, waving off his dad.

“Tenko! Tenko! Tenkoo!”

“What do you want hellspawn?”

“Can we watch epic the musical after your FNAF play throughs?”

“Ask everyone else”

“Oki!” Izuku yelped running to the others.

“Guys! Guys can we watch epic the musical after Tenkos FNAF play throughs?”

“Absolutely Izukun!”

“Whatever as long as we still watch the playthrough”

“Sure kiddo” Dabi answered, ruffling Izukus hair. 

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Shouta was tired, his patrol was eventful if that's how you wanted to describe it, chasing a couple dumb vigilantes through the night was not how he wants his patrols to go but alas he has to otherwise what chaos would those vigilantes cause?

His patrol was nearing end and all he wanted was to go home and cuddle his fiance and cats.

The door creaked slightly as he gently entered, trying not to awaken his fiancé who he knew would be asleep on the couch waiting (keyword sleeping) for him. Just as he was taking of his shoes and capture weapon his cats ambushed his legs, scratching and hissing at them then suddenly Missy was on top of his head? “That's weird I don't think she climbed on me” 

“SHOUTA!! You’re back!”

“Zashi be quiet did you forget it's three am?” Shouta asked keeping up his quirk infused glare.

“Oh right sorry babe”

“It's fine let's just go to bed now”

“Wait! Do you want hot chocolate?”

“Kay, Zashi” he replied while hugging his fiance from the back.

“Sho you gotta let go if you want hot chocolate”

“Hmph fine”

“I'll be quick, alright?” Hizashi told him, walking towards the kitchen. Shouta followed, slumping his body on his fiances back, listening to the gentle hum coming from Hizashi when suddenly a video gamey song? could be heard slightly muffled.

It was three am and they were still up and kicking, singing along to different songs when Izuku and Himiko shared a look that never meant anything good. The remote was stolen which meant loud consequences. “GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHITS! THE SONG ISNT OVER YET!”

“WELL TOO BAD” yelled both kids, one rapidly tapping the remote while the other grappled with Dabi. 

“HIMICHAN! DO THE ONE THATS ONE SMULE PLUS THE SOUNDTRACK!”

“GOT IT!” Himiko yelled back. 

“YOUVE ALREADY WATCHED THE ENTIRE MUSICAL TWICE! WHY CANT I WATCH MY MUSICAL?

“Shuichi how did this happen?”

“Well first of Izuku made his eldritch horror of a drink and gave Himiko a suger-pumped extra strong brew of tea and well sugar, caffeine plus hyper kids causes this exact situation to happen. It also does not help that Dabi runs on songs, caffeine and sugar.”

“So you're saying we have three overcaffeinated theatre kids?” Tenko asked with three finger up to which Shuichi nodded.

“Ah I see well wanna go to my room and play started valley with Natsuo?”

“Sure, wait your room is soundproof right?”

“Sure is perfect for these scenarios and when gaming rage occurs”

“Cool let's go then”

“Hey Shuichi when do you think they'll stop?”

“No fucking clue” he answered, following Tenko to his room.

“HIMICHAN!”

“IZUKUN ITS ON!!”

“WHOO!! LETS GOO!!” He exclaimed, sinking in their victory, he could also hear Dabi groaning at his loss just as the song started at full volume blasting throughout the house.

“SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

I DON'T THINK YOU SEEM TO GET IT

I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE

'CAUSE I WILL GET BACK TO MY SON

AND I WILL GET BACK TO MY WIFE!!!

FOR EVERY COMRADE, EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS

ALMOST ALL OF WHOM WERE SLAUGHTERED BY YOUR HAND

SIX HUNDRED STRIKE

SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

SIX HUNDRED MEN SIX HUNDRED

SIX HUNDRED, SIX HUNDRED MEN

YOU IDIOT, CAN'T YOU SEE?

YOU SEALED YOUR FATE JUST TO BEAT ME

YOU RELEASED MY STORM WHEN YOU OPENED THAT BAG

BLOCKED YOUR ONE WAY HOME

NOW YOU'LL NEVER GET BACK

YOU'RE GOING TO CALL OFF THAT STORM

OR WHAT? YOU CAN'T KILL ME

EXACTLY

WAIT, WAIT, AGH!

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HELPLESS?

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN?

I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR

CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN

I HEARD THEIR FINAL MOMENTS CALLING THEIR CAPTAIN IN VAIN

LOOK WHAT YOU TURNED ME INTO

LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME

ENOUGH

ALL OF THE PAIN THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH

STOP!

HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH? 

STOP!

YOU DIDN'T STOP WHEN I BEGGED YOU

TOLD ME TO CLOSE MY HEART

YOU

YOU SAID THE WORLD WAS DARK  

MONSTER

DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OUR-

Alright, please ”

“ After everything you've done how will you sleep at night?

Next to my wife.”

“High Five you two!”

“Yea that was EPIC!” 

“Sure whatever” Dabi answered looking like he was regretting life.

“But hey Dabi you sound pretty good for someone who burnt alive!”

“Shut up Izuku, both of you should sleep”

“What about you?”

“What do you think I'm doing Himiko?”

“Ew don't you need to brush your teeth?”

“Right knew i was forgetting something”

“Goodnight!”

“Goodnight! Dabi and Izukun”

“Goodnight I guess” Dabi replied, hunched over on his way to his room.

“Zashi What the hell was that?”

“I don't know either!” Hizashi replied, sipping his hot chocolate.

“I don't think it'll ever be quiet again in my head”

“But what type of song was that?” 

“Is it too late to unsign the deed?” Shouta asked, ignoring the previous question all together.

“Yes”

“Fuck”

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Hey so I haven't updated in a while I just don't have any clue what to write for this fic currently also I've decided to change the todorokis story a bit and made Izuku have a variation of afo so yeah those are the ideas I made canon and I'm sorry to all those who expected a new chapter