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Mitchy: Heyyy
Jack: Hello Marner
Mitchy: Oh come on, we know each others like- biggest secret! You can call me by my first name!
Jack: nah
Sid: Kids these days
Auston: It’s just him I promise
Nylander: It’s not. You should see them at practice
Auston: since when are you here?
Nylander: I’m a lurker 🤷♂️
Woll: I added him the same time I added you
Cole: Ugh.. too many leafs
Cole Caufield added Nick Suzuki
Cole: There we go
Suzuki: What is this..?
Cole: NHL queer groupchat
Suzuki: you’re queer?? SIDNEY CROSBY IS QUEER??
Cole: I’ve definitely told you before
Trevor: knowing you, you probably forgot
Cole: rude!
Quinn: Chill out Z, being a hater is my job
Nylander: Can I also get a hater pass?
Quinn: what makes you deserve it
Nylander: I’ve got to deal with Auston and Mitch
Quinn: fair enough
Mitchy: that’s not all he’s got to deal with
Nylander: don’t you dare
Auston: Mitch don’t
Mitch Marner added David Pasternak
Pasta: ???
Nylander: Hello.
Pasta: Hello Willy!
Nylander: Mitchell Marner I’m going to murder you.
Pasta: Why are we killing Mitch?
Nylander: why not.
Pasta: fair
Nylander: :)
Mitch: simp
Nylander: Shush.
Quinn: Willy, you get all the hater passes, I’m so sorry you have to deal with this.
Nylander: ;(
Suzuki: How do you guys even know so many queer players- how did you know I was queer Cole?
Cole: I’ve seen the magazines in your room
Jack: you’ve been in his room?
Cole: shh
Suzuki: YOUVE BEEN IN MY ROOM??