Work Text:
To Tree.
Yo, it's me, Fanny. The only reason I'm writing this is simply because I'm mouthless, 'kay? I hate writing letters! They're so boring, and such a time waste, and the people who write them are saps without a life.
Listen, the reason why I'm writing is because I wanted to.. confess apologise. Look, I hate apologies! But Marker told me this one was needed, and I totally did NOT choose to write this myself.
Anyways, back to the topic, apologising...
I'm sorry, okay. I'm actually in love with yo
I'm so sorry for killing you, I'm sorry for getting you stuck in the canal, I'm sorry for always being a bitch, I'm sorry for dragging you into this mess, AND I'm just sorry for all the things I haven't said.
Yeesh... I can see why people write letters now... you can say anything you want, and not say it at the same time!
So anyways, concluding, I'm just sorry, I'm trying my hardest to persuade Black Hole to let me and Marker chop you down, but he is being annoying about it.
Please don't tell anyone about this, 'kay? Or else I'll
Dearest,
How do you conclude these things without sounding like you wanna marry the person your writing to?
Lots of love,
I hate sounding corny!
From,
Fanny.