Archive of Our Own ^beta

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[This is the beginning of Gardenview toons GC!]

----10:43 A.M.----

Dandy: Hello fellow toons! Welcome to the Gardenview GC!

----11:02 A.M.----

Sprout: wtf is this

Dandy: A GC, or group chat, allowing us all to communicate as a group via text!

Sprout: yeah thanks smartass

Vee: Oh HELL nah

Vee: I ain't being in the same chat as Dandy

Dandy: Too bad, Version 1, you are in here permanently.

Vee: Well that's fucking great

Shelly: i juat woke up wtf is this

Shelly: *just

Shelly: damnit

Vee: Dandy don't give a long-ass explanation

Dandy: Welcome to the Gardenview GC! This is a place where all us toons can communicate instantly over text any time!

Vee: What did I just fucking say

Dandy: Well, you may be unaware, but some of us toons must focus intently to type well.

Vee: Way to say you have a skill issue

[Vee has been muted for the next 3 hours]

Dandy: Now, where were we?

Astro: Hi guys

Astro: guess this is the gc?

Shelly: hi lovey

Astro: ...

Shelly: wait wait wIt no

Shelly: god fucking damnit

Astro: Shelly

Shelly: i didnt mean to type tht

Astro: why

Shelly: im barely awake

Astro: Oh sorry about that

Shelly: no ur fine

Sprout: why is it only us mains in here

Dandy: I have yet to add the others. It will take a while.

Sprout: oh

----2:08 P.M.----

Vee: Finaly

Vee: Un fucking muted

Sprout: deserved

Vee: Go fuck yourself

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----9:19 A.M.----

Dandy: Good news, fellow toons! The Rare toons have now all been added to our GC!

Gigi: wassup

Goob: Hai! :3

Scraps: We're here!

Blot: !olleH

Shelly: You gotta be kidding me

Shelly: He TYPES backwards?!

Blot: .ti noitseuq t'noD

Blot: yaw rehto eht epyt ot gniyrt ekil si em rof sdrawrof gnipyT

Shelly: I can't understand you bruh ;-;

Blot: ti htiw laeD

---10:54 A.M.---

Sprout: so like you're just adding the lower ranked toons last

Dandy: That I am!

Sprout: wait but

Sprout: cosmos a common toon

Dandy: Yes he is.

Sprout: YOU GOTTA ADD HIM SOONER

Dandy: I have an order, Seedly. And in that order only shall I add toons.

Sprout: HE IS

Sprout: MY BEST

Sprout: FRIEND

Vee: Biased

Sprout: stfu

Gigi: drama

Sprout: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP

Astro: Wait so what about the holiday toons?

Dandy: They...

Dandy: They stay isolated.

Astro: So we can't even talk with them over text?

Dandy: Yep, Delilah's pretty stern about keeping them locked away.

Astro: Bro why

Astro: the center's closed

Dandy: Don't ask me. But I would never refuse on order of Delilah's...

Astro: ...

Shelly: Don't worry about it

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----3:28 P.M.----

Sprout: goob

Goob: Ye? :)

Sprout: where are the cookies me and cosmo just baked

Goob: ...

Goob: They were so good tho

Sprout: we worked VERY HARD on those

Goob: Sprout pls

Sprout: THOSE WERE FOR EVERYONE

Scraps: What's going on here?

Sprout: your lil bro stole the 40 OR SO cookies we made

Goob: No Scraps I didn't I swear

Sprout: LIAR

Sprout: scroll upward

Goob: Nonononono

Scraps: Goob! Why would you do something like that?

Goob: But they were so yummy

Scraps: That's very unhealthy.

Goob: THEY WERE YUMMY

Sprout: and almost all of them were made for the others

Goob: Can't you just make another batch tho?

Sprout: YOU ACT LIKE THATS EASY

Sprout: IT TOOK US THE WHOLE DAY TO MAKE THOSE

Goob: Well don't you guys love baking tho?

Sprout: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY EASIER

Goob: Stop shouting!

Sprout: FUCK OFF

Scraps: Sprout! Don't use that language around him!

Sprout: stfu bitch

Sprout: you know its inevitable

[Sprout has been muted for 12 hours]

Goob: Ha ha

[Goob has been muted for 12 hours]

[Scraps has been muted for 12 hours]

Dandy: You all need to calm down! Take a break from each other!

Dandy: And Goob, do not steal Sprout's baked goods.

Shelly: heh

[Shelly has been muted for 12 hours]

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----4:09 P.M.----

Sprout: dandy when you gonna add the uncommons

Dandy: I am trying, but for some reason the app has stopped letting me add others to the GC.

Astro: Oh dear

Shelly: Can I help?

Vee: Leave it to the literal piece of tech

Shelly: Awww c’mon

Vee: Face it, no one cares about you

Shelly: What

Shelly: Hey!

Astro: Vee, please

Vee: Oh fine

Vee: Anyway Dandy I think I can help

Dandy: …

Dandy: I’ll allow it.

Vee: So what’s the issue?

Dandy: Could you just come to my room?

Vee: Rgh fine

Sprout: good luck outdated tech

Vee: Dandy please mute him

Dandy: No.

Vee: Raaaagh c’monnnnnnn

Dandy: Come to my room, the problem needs to be fixed

Vee: FINE

Gigi: well that was interesting

Dandy: Shut up

Dandy: People, Vee typed that from my computer, ignore it.

[Vee has been muted for 12 hours]

Dandy: That takes care of that.

Dandy: I'm still here stupid flower

Dandy: Vee, stop it.

Dandy: No

Sprout: wtf is going on

Dandy: That's it, Vee, yous34e5rtfgdbcv

Shelly: Did she legit just mash her palm on the keyboard lol

[Vee's mute has been extended to 48 hours]

Dandy: Fuck you Dandy