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  1. Grid Babysitters Club: Lestappen Surveillance Protocol by

    Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

    29 Jun 2025

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    Lewis
    The FIA isn’t exactly waving rainbow flags right now.
    Max already has beef with them.
    MBS definitely has an agenda.
    If they wanted to make an example of someone… Max would be the first name on the list.

    Carlos
    💯
    He’s always one step away from telling them to f* off on live TV
    Not ideal

    Alex
    So what do we do?
    Like actually?

    Lewis
    We look out for them.
    Quietly. Subtly. Always.

    Lewis
    Make sure nobody sneaks photos when they’re not paying attention.
    If they forget themselves, be there to nudge them back.
    Not in a way that shames them. Just keep them safe.

    Lando
    ok but i can still make fun of them a little bit right 😈

    Lewis
    Absolutely.
    Just do it with love.

    Lando
    🥺 ily goat dad

    or

    Max and Charles are heading to pre-season testing in Bahrain, and the rest of the grid is third-wheeling while trying to protect them from themselves

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