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Kim Dokja came back home late, exhaustion took over him as he laid down to his couch not bothering moving at all. "I should've become a camboy instead" He thought stupidly. He wanted to read a fanfic before going to bed and so he did, which was a worse idea.

"What the actual f*ck was that? HOW IS THIS THE MOST RATED FANFIC?!" Kim Dokja was flabbergasted and horrified, the fanfic he read was "You're my only Salvation" which features his favorite main character from TWSA called "Yoo Joonghyuk" and a female lead who is "Lee Seolwha".

The fanfic was about CEO "Yoo Joonghyuk" who's cold and heartless and a huge red flag to everyone and he's even worse when he's with the female lead. Once Yoo Joonghyuk found Lee Seolwha being s*xually ass*ulted by some thugs, he just said "You're being dramatic" and didn't bother to help instead he went to his mistress called "Anna Croft" because she got 'hurt' even though she just got bitten by a f*cking ant. 

 How could they ruin his favorite main character like that? Kim Dokja was pissed. He's heartless, cruel, cheater, scambag and cold which was CLEARLY a huge red flag, but even if all those things were red flags, Kim Dokja liked the color red. BUT THEY WON'T FORGIVE THEM FOR GIVING HIM THAT SH*TTY PERSONALITY!

The only thing Kim Dokja liked in this fanfic is the mysterious "Secretive Plotter" and OD, he liked the Secretive Plotter because in the novel, he seems to care about Lee Seolwha as a brother-in-law and you're wrong for thinking Kim Dokja 'definitely' likes how he is described. No no he's not gæ. While OD is another thing, he's Lee Seolwh's loving cousin. It's like OD and Kim Dokja are the same person

Kim Dokja was drawn to Secretive Plotter, well maybe because they are quite the opposite, Kim Dokja can't cook a single dish because he'll probably burn the house down meanwhile Secretive Plotter can make exquisite 5-star material dishes with just his hands. Kim Dokja's eating habit is inferior than his, and Kim Dokja isn't prosperous like him. If Kim Dokja will ever find the gentleman, he will marry him on the spot. If he's gay of course.

Meanwhile Kim Dokja was just like OD, him and OD can't cook, both have the worse eating habit, and they both like reading so much. Which is kinda... Weird. 

Anyway, Kim DOKJA left a wonderful comment.

"Stupid author, stupid novel!" That's what he wrote. He suddenly remembered what happened to the mc who wrote this kind of comment Kim Dokja read in another novel called "Svsss" or something. "How does that work...." Kim Dokja wondered.

Kim Dokja only realized that it was already morning, he didn't get a wink of sleep and a change of clothes which meant he was still in his work clothes because of that fanfic. He realized he still has to go to his sh*tty workplace.

"Son of a b*tch" he thought bitterly as he went to the bathroom. He wanted to take a bath and so he did, as he got off the shower he suddenly realized that his bathroom looked a bit... Different.

"Where am... I?" Kim Dokja was confused. Where the hell is he? Why is his bathroom different? He looked around the house. Suddenly he heard a phone rang. "That must be Yoo Sangah..." He went and picked the phone up, a deep icy sultry voice was heard.

[OD, why aren't you here yet?]

The man spoke on the other line. His voice sounds kinda... Hot. "Wait Kim Dokja snap out of it! Also did he just called me OD?". "Oh uhm may I ask who this is?" Kim Dokja asked curiously as he tries to keep his voice steady.

[Did you get amnesia? You better get in here or else.]

The man spoke his voice was deep and bitter. Kim Dokja looked at the caller ID. His eyes widened as he realized who's name it is. |Yoo Joonghyuk| that was the ID of the caller. "Wait a minute... Why is he familiar?!" Kim Dokja panicked, he kept his voice steady.

"I'll get there as soon as possible, Mr. Yoo." He quickly said and the phone call ended. He reminisce everything that had happen and quickly wrote it down in a notebook. He promptly figured it out.

"What the pickles?! So I ACTUALLY ISEKAI'D IN THIS SHITTY NOVEL and I AM OD?! Am I crazy?!" Kim Dokja's mind was distraught. He was baffled. He rapidly attire on some clothes before leaving the house for the subway. Even the world is the same as his dwelling in the real world.

He arrived pronto and bumped into someone. "I apologize for bumping into you so suddenly." He hurriedly apologize.

"Dokja-ssi? Oh it's a good thing you arrived early." The voice was familiar, it rather sounds like... Y-Yoo Sangah-ssi?!

"Y-Yoo Sangah-ssi?"

"Ah yes it's me, are you okay?"

Yoo Sangah asked worriedly. She still resembled the same visage and demeanor.

"Did she get Isekai'd too? Wait she read that fanfic? D-did she just called OD "Kim Dokja"? HIS NAME IS ALSO KIM DOKJA? I don't remember a Yoo Sangah in the novel and also not with her looking like Yoo Sangah in my real world...Or am I just imagining things? What's happening?" Kim Dokja's heart was beating loudly in his chest, he didn't heard Yoo Sangah calling him.

"Why are you spacing out Kim Dokja-ssi? Are you really sure you're okay? You can take the day off if you want." Yoo Sangah uttered, her voice was full of concern. Kim Dokja tries to reassure her.

"I'm fine Sangah-ssi, I just stayed up late reading novels." Kim Dokja flashed his signature smile. "Let's calm down, wait a minute then it means He's also here, SECRETIVE PLOTTER IS PROBABLY HERE? Oh shiii I better seduce him." Kim Dokja thought smugly. Someone suddenly smacked him in the head.

"Idiot, you're already here?" A woman with short black hair and her features were gorgeous and she's almost as tall as Kim Dokja only because she's wearing heels but meh the looks are not enough to smitten Kim Dokja, "Han Sooyoung... Hmm... Not bad, the author did a great job by portraying their characters." Kim Dokja was astonished.

"That freaking hurt you little sh*t." Kim Dokja said in an irritated tone. Han Sooyoung just gave him the middle finger. "That bastar- Mr. Yoo is calling you to his office, you must have did something." Han Sooyoung snickered and smirked smugly.

"What'd do?" Kim Dokja rolled his eyes at Han Sooyoung. "Yeah sure I'll go now, bye Sangah-ssi." Kim Dokja smiled sincerely and went to Yoo Joonghyuk's office.

"Sh*t I'm kinda nervous meeting that OOC character of my favorite novel." He thought as he entered his office. A man with muscular build was seen, he was sitting in his chair his eyes met Kim Dokja's. Kim Dokja stopped breathing for a second as he remembered how the author of the novel described this man.

"Eyebrows seemingly drawn by a single, uninterrupted stroke of a famed artist’s brush; a nose and a chin shaped in perfect angles that defied attempts to measure them through mere devices of men; a pair of deep eyes seemingly carved out of a beautiful jewel containing all the misfortunes found in this world. If someone saw those features and not get immediately drawn in by them, then there must be something wrong with that person."

Kim Dokja's heart was beating rapidly, he thought his face was flushed red. "God... He looks the same in my imagination." Kim Dokja screamed internally. "You're on time, next time you better arrive early." Yoo Joonghyuk spoke, his voice sharp and deep.

"God, since when did I have a voice kink?!" Kim Dokja didn't heard Yoo Joonghyuk calling him because he was too busy with his thoughts. "OD, why are you getting distracted?"

"Oh uhm, I'm sorry Mr. Yoo..." Kim Dokja apologized. Yoo Joonghyuk furrowed his brows. "You better find Lee Seolwha, OD. Because if you cannot find her," Yoo Joonghyuk abruptly stood up to his chair and he cornered Kim Dokja to a the wall. 

He leaned in closer as their breaths mingled, Kim Dokja could smell his scent. A hint of an elegant yet underwhelming and seductive scent, his muscles looked like they were about to burst at any second. He eyed him like a hawk as he griped his chin harshly.

"I'll punish you." Yoo Joonghyuk's voice was harsh yet Kim Dokja rather liked it. "Oh shi he's gonna punish me?! Wait why does it sound so hot- HE'S SOOO CLOSE GOD I CAN FEEL HIS BREATHING NO KIM DOKJA STOP YOU'RE NOT GÆ!" 

"You can leave now." Yoo Joonghyuk said as he slowly lets go of Kim Dokja's chin, he sat back at his chair acting like nothing happened. Kim Dokja left quickly.

"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?! DIDN'T HE LIKED LEE SEOLWHA?! IS HE LIKE THIS TO EVERYONE?!" Kim Dokja's face was turning crimson red, he looks like a tomato.

"Kim Dokja-ssi, are you okay? You're all red over." a tall female with long black hair that was tied into a bun asked in a troubled tone. "This must be... AHHHH IT'S JUNG HEEWON!" Kim Dokja gave a tiny smile. 

"It's nothing Heewon-ssi, I just ate something spicy." Kim Dokja shrugged it off, thinking Jung Heewon will buy it. "Eh? But I thought you hate spicy food?" Jung Heewon said, her voice full of confusion. "It's time to have a new change in life, Heewon-ssi." Kim Dokja gave a thumbs up.

"If you say so, gotta go I still have works to do." Jung Heewon waved good-bye and head off. Kim Dokja's phone rang and he answered it. "Hello?" Kim Dokja spoke, his voice soft and soothing.

[Kim Dokja, how are you OD? Have you been well?] 

The voice sound deeper than Yoo Joonghyuk and it's a lot more elegant and alluring to listen. Kim Dokja's heart was racing with an unknown excitement. "Wait a damn minute..." He looked at the caller ID and soon enough he immediately recognized the name, it was |Secretive Plotter| HIS FREAKING TYPE! Wait no.

"Hmm..." Kim Dokja scrambled to find the right words with his heart racing like crazy that his BP was probably over 120.

[Cat got your tongue, Kim Dokja?] 

The man on the other line chuckled seductively, "DANG IT NOW I HAVE A CHUCKLE KINK WHAT THE FUC-" Kim Dokja was literally dying on the inside, he's not gæ because he said so. "What is it Mr. Plotter?" He tries to keep his voice stable. "HE CAN GET ME PREGNANT"

[How is Yoo Joonghyuk? Did he commanded you to locate Lee Seolwha?]

The man questions Kim Dokja. Kim Dokja took a deep breath and he replied composedly "Why bother asking if you already knew? Besides it's an easy job." Kim Dokja replied. He was shouting on the inside. The man on the other line smiled lightly although Kim Dokja couldn't see it.

[You never fail dazzle me Kim Dokja, it was nice talking you. Remember to finish the job quickly and come back to me.]

The man on the other line spoke with a hint of tenderness in his tone? "Wait wha-" Kim Dokja's face twinkled. "Likewise, Mr. Plotter. Don't worry, I'll soon come back to you." The call ended and Kim Dokja couldn't stop radiating like teenage girl with a crush. "AM I REALLY NOT GÆ?! OR I'M JUST GASLIGHTING MYSELF?! AM I GETTING H*RD?" Kim Dokja questioned himself and he checked if he got h*rd which thankfully he did not, but he ALMOST did.

"Thinking about it... I do have a specific type... NO WONDER I GOT ALL GIGGLY!" Kim Dokja smacked his face so that he can concentrate.

"Okay let's try to remember the n- Wait a minute I need my pen and notebook..." Kim Dokja snatched his bag and took out his pen and notebook that has a Cinnamoroll design, his favorite. Even him and OD liked the same Sanrio!

"Okay so as far as I know, Yoo Joonghyuk ordered OD to locate Lee Seolwha. Later Lee Seolwha was found in... Hmm..." Kim Dokja pondered for a minute.

"OH! IN A HOSPITAL SHE'S A DOCTOR! But... what hospital? Erm Ahhhh it's in XXX Hospital... Damn I am so smart I could easily do this shi." Kim Dokja grinned smugly, he got ready to go to the hospital.

He arrived at the hospital and he asked the receptionist about Lee Seolwha. He 'maybe' tipped off the receptionist with money for Lee Seolwha's work schedule. "Heh, I'm even smarter than OD." Kim Dokja can finally relax his b*tt off.

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Kim Dokja expected for Lee Seolwha to finish her schedule. He saw a woman dressed with a black turtle neck and a white coat covering her arms. Her beauty was so stunning, especially her bright colored hair and her lips with bold red lipstick.  

"Damn? The Author was cooking up describing her beauty!" Kim Dokja thought, he admit Lee Seolwha was indeed stunning yes but not his type tho. Now Kim Dokja is wondering what Secretive Plotter would look like if he we're a girl!

Kim Dokja approached the woman while smiling. Such a great actor.

"Hello, your name is Lee Seolwha, right?" Kim Dokja questions Lee Seolwha and he gave a slight smile. "It's a good thing she still works at this hospital because I genuinely thought that the plot changed." Kim Dokja sighed in relief. Lee Seolwha eyed him suspiciously, her gaze not leaving his face. 

"I feel like I'm being attack with that gaze." Kim Dokja felt uneasy. "You... Kim Dokja-yah?" The woman's voice was a hint of surprise and uneasy. "Oh I forgot... They are both cousins so that's why... Oh shi did she know I'm the fake OD?"

"Hehe, yep it's me Noona. How have you been?" Kim Dokja smiled. All of those hard work had paid off, Kim Dokja's a great liar and a manipulator. He's good at acting. Of course he is, but it feels like he wasn't acting around Lee Seolwha. "I've been great Dokja-yah, you've grown into a pretty looking man, I almost didn't recognize you." Lee Seolwha and Kim Dokja laughed.

"Haha, why pretty? Am I not handsome?" Kim Dokja cried out. "Come to think of it... Why would OD look a lot like me?" 

Lee Seolwha messed up his hair, he looks like a little kitty with his hair all messed up. "Aww... I mean yes you're handsome but only a little because you're a lot more pretty and adorable." Lee Seolwha chuckled at the sight of Kim Dokja's flushed face, Kim Dokja isn't too fond of compliments or he's just flustered because it's the first time someone had ever complimented him. They chatted for a while.

Kim Dokja's phone rang. "Excuse me for a sec Seolwha Noona." Kim Dokja excused himself to take the phone call. The caller ID was Han Sooyoung's, "What did this sh*tty lesbian want?" Kim Dokja rolled his eyes as he took the call.

"Hello-" 

[KIM DOKJA YOU LITTLE TWINK! YOU BETTER GET IN HERE QUICKLY!]

Han Sooyoung shouted on the other line, her voice seems furious and anxious. "What's wrong?" Kim Dokja asked concernly. "Okay, this lesbian is making me scared."

[TWINK JUST HURRY UP, JUST GET IN HERE QUICKLY!]

The phone call ended. Kim Dokja calmed himself. Why was Han Sooyoung anxious? Did something happen?

"Noona, I have to go now." Kim Dokja uttered to Lee Seolwha. Lee Seolwha smiled and kissed his cheek and hugged him. Kim Dokja didn't mind it, well maybe because he's starting to see her more as a sister rather than a cousin. 

Kim Dokja felt a sister's love when he was with her, Kim Dokja felt guilty, it's like he stole OD's cousin as well as sister and he felt like he had taken advantage of Lee Seolwha as well.

"Oh okay, here, apply lip balm to your lips. They look dry and you can keep it because I just bought it, it's Strawberry and Raspberry flavor." Lee Seolwha handed him a lip balm, the designs were shaped just like his favorite sanrio. CINNAMOROLL. Kim Dokja quickly applied it. Not knowing what's about to happen.

"Thanks Noona! You really know what I like! I'll go now, let's meet another time!" Kim Dokja rushed off. "Wait!- Your face-" Lee Seolwha has something to say but he already disappeared. "Haah... He never really changed..."

Kim Dokja arrived at the office, panting heavily and his cheeks were flushed. He quickly found Han Sooyoung along with two men who are oddly similar, is that Yoo Joonghyuk and Yoo Joonghyuk 2.0? What? But somehow, Yoo Joonghyuk 2.0 is kinda more...

"Han Sooyoung? W-what is it?" Kim Dokja tries to calm himself from running earlier. God... His legs hurt. Han Sooyoung spit her coffee at the sight of Kim Dokja. Yoo Joonghyuk's face frowned and the Yoo Joonghyuk 2.0 chuckled at the sight of Kim Dokja. What's funny?

"Is something wrong?" Kim Dokja asks. His face was still flushed, maybe because of Yoo Joonghyuk's presence and this Yoo Joonghyuk 2.0, it's kinda hard to focus. Especially with this Yoo Joonghyuk 2.0, gosh.

"YOU TWINK YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! DID YOU GO ON A DATE?" Han Sooyoung questioned, "Girlfriend? Girl I barely have anyone" Kim Dokja thought sourly as he crossed his arms and rolled his eyes. Kim Dokja looked at her as if she just confessed her love for him. She's lesbian.

"Girlfriend? Are you hearing yourself?" Kim Dokja hissed. "Oh shut up! You have a kiss mark on your cheek and your lips! IT'S A RED MATTE LIPSTICK YOU IDIOT- Don't tell me you're the one who bottomed..." Han Sooyoung snickered as shook him violently. Oh... Oh...

Kim Dokja's face flushed a deeper shade of red as his brain short-circuited. 

HE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WHEN HIS NOONA KISSED HIS CHEEK, HER LIPSTICK STAINED ON HIS CHEEK AND THE LIP BALM WAS PROBABLY THE SAME COLOR AS THE LIP STICK! No wonder he heard his Noona was about to say something but he left quickly! STUPID KIM DOKJA!

"I-... Uhm... NO I- I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HAN SOOYOUNG, WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN I BOTTOMED?! STOP JUMPING INTO CONCLUSION!" Kim Dokja cried out, he looked like a little messy kitty with his hair and flushed face. Kim Dokja made eye contact with Yoo Joonghyuk 2.0, weirdly he suddenly remembered a poem the author wrote about Secretive Plotter.

"Two pairs of eyes one a deep jewel that contains misfortunes the other bright and august; a long elegant scar that was implanted in his left eye it's fascinating to look at; a nose and a chin shaped in exquisite angles that can cut through your soul; people find it hard to not take a glance especially his brawny body shape. If one doesn't get enthralled by those elements, then that individual must have some exceptional attributes."

Kim Dokja's eyes widened in shock, "Wait SECRETIVE PLOTTER? YOO JOONGHYUK'S BROTHER? AND THE GUY I KINDA LIKE BECAUSE HE SEEMS NICE? HE'S HERE?! I DON'T REMEMBER HIM APPEARING HERE IN THE NOVEL!" Kim Dokja was panicking on the inside or that he felt tinggly all over his insides either way it's weird. 

Yoo Joonghyuk's gaze never left Kim Dokja's face, he feels possessive all over him. "Just look at his pretty flushed face... I could make him more than that- What the fuck am I thinking?" Yoo Joonghyuk shifts his gaze somewhere but it still ended to Kim Dokja's flushed face. His mind was having dirty thoughts about the man. "Those pretty lips... Fuck I wonder what that would look like around my c*ck." His thinga ling is stearing into his pants. It's not to severe. He'll deal with it later.

"Mr. Plotter? What brings you here?" Kim Dokja asked. Secretive Plotter grinned. "It's been a while, hasn't it OD?" Secretive Plotter took his right hand and kissed it like a gentleman. Kim Dokja's mind was racing, IT'S NOT HIS HEART. "I CAN'T GET HARD! NOT HERE- Wait a minute-"

"STOP FLIRTING, first KIM DOKJA WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT KISS MARK AND WHY IS YOUR LIPS RED IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GF? WOULD. YOU. BOTTOM. IF. YOU. HAVE. ONE?" Han Sooyoung questioned, her expression serious. Kim Dokja sighed.

"The truth is... You know how I told you I have an older cousin? It's Lee Seolwha, she uhm kissed me goodbye on the cheek sometimes since we were kids so it's been a habit of hers. Also my lips are red because she gave me a new lip balm..." He felt embarrassed, his ears were pinkish red and he bit his lips.

"Lee Seolwha is your... Cousin?" Yoo Joonghyuk clenched his jaw. Kim Dokja saw red, "Am I getting eaten alive? NO WHAT THE FUCK THAT SOUNDED SO WRONG-" Kim Dokja slapped his cheeks internally(how does that work?)

"DIDN'T YOU RUN A BACKGROUND CHECK ON ME OR SOMETHING?! ALSO HEY NOONA WAS THE ONE WHO KISSED ME BY MY CHEEK! IF YOU'RE JEALOUS THEN DIE OUT OF JEALOUSY YOU ST*PID BASTARD!-" Kim Dokja snapped at Yoo Joonghyuk, Yoo Joonghyuk was stunned because this was the first time OD did that. Usually OD would be obedient and calm but this time... He's completely different. What had happened?

Meanwhile, Plotter was loving the feistiness of Kim Dokja.

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Kim Dokja quickly covered his mouth, "KIM DOKJA WHY DID YOU DO THAT SHGDDSHHSJ" Kim Dokja screamed internally, Han Sooyoung tried to control her laugh in which she failed and now she's laughing like a hyena.

Secretive Plotter snickered at the bold side of Kim Dokja. This man is too adorable. He might consider taking him and eating him out- No wait wrong he might consider to take him out and eat him out- Maybe he should stop being a simp instead.

"I-it's not even my fault..." Kim Dokja sulked as he bit his lips. He probably looked stupid right now what's even worse is that the guy he wanted to seduce was also here. "Hmm... M-maybe I just like Joonghyuk and SP because they're handsome? I'm probably straight... Nevermind."

"HAHAHAHAHA! T-this is the first time I heard someone snapped at you Mr. Yoo! And it was non other than OD HAHAHAHA!" Han Sooyoung was laughing hysterically until her stomach hurt.

Kim Dokja glared at her as if she was the problem. "This lesbian! She's only making it worse!!!" Kim Dokja wished the floor would eat him out or have someone eat him out, that sounded so wrong that he loved it.

"You're no help, SOOYOUNG!" Kim Dokja sulked at he wiped his face where the kiss mark is with wet wipes. "Hmmp... I feel like I forgot something." Kim Dokja pondered, but he shrugged it off.

"Wait a damn minute... You still didn't answer the question that if you have a lover would you bottom or not." Han Sooyoung's eyes widened in a flabbergasted manner, Yoo Joonghyuk's eyes also widened with a flicker of something else, Secretive Plotter's eyes also widened with a glint in his eyes.

"HAN SOOYOUNG!" Kim Dokja stiffened as he turned cherry red once more. "Gosh... This woman doesn't have any filter at all! SHE EVEN SHOUTED IT IN FRONT OF THE CEO AND HIS BROTHER! IT'S EMBARRASSING!"

Kim Dokja glared at the woman but he ended up looking like an angry kitty instead. "Ohhh, so you would bottom huh? I mean I support you got a fine waist, I would peg you if I were a guy." Han Sooyoung grinned smugly. "This woman... I swear." Kim Dokja sighed in defeat, he pinched Han Sooyoung's ear hard. "I swear what the fuck Is happening? Why isn't it following the story?!"

"Stop spouting nonsense! Mr. Yoo and his brother are here you idiotic woman!" Kim Dokja muttered, his face still red from earlier. Han Sooyoung cried out. "Ow ow, you little twink that hurt!" Han Sooyoung whined. The four of them went to Mr. Yoo's office. 

"J-just tell me why did you suddenly called me here!" Kim Dokja questioned. Geez, he could feel the both of the brothers gaze towards him. He felt his body hot. "Are they... Inspecting my waist?! Tf Kim Dokja why are you acting like Y/N?"

Kim Dokja turned an even darker shade of red at the thought of that, "FUCK! WHY AM I STILL RED?! AT THIS FUCKING RATE I'M GONNA FAINT- STOP I'M NOT Y/N WTF!" Kim Dokja was so flustered that it gave him a nose bleed.

"Oh shit- You're having a nose bleed." Han Sooyoung acted like she was surprised. Kim Dokja glared at her. "Yeah, no shit Sherlock." Kim Dokja mocked her. Secretive Plotter chuckled, "Dayum, I mean- His voice is just gosh..."

Kim Dokja thought while secretly drooling.

"Wipe it off."

"Come here OD, I'll help you wipe it off."

Both Yoo Joonghyuk and Secretive Plotter said something at the same time. Kim Dokja's eyes widened with a shock look on his face, meanwhile Han Sooyoung eyed the brothers suspiciously.

"He can do it by himself." Yoo Joonghyuk glared at his brother and Secretive Plotter glared back, both of them had an intense staring contest. "Uhm what the fuck."

"He'll allow me to wipe his face, right OD?" Secretive Plotter sparkled. Kim Dokja nodded, Secretive Plotter held his hips firmly before leaning in to wipe the blood on Skylar's nose. Kim Dokja could feel the tension between them and it was suffocating, in a nasty hot way.

"T-thank you, Mr. Plotter." Kim Dokja flashed his signature smile. Secretive Plotter couldn't help but stare at Kim Dokja's pretty face. You Joonghyuk snorted as he pulled Kim Dokja by the waist, making Kim Dokja land on his chest. Kim Dokja felt like he was being sandwiched between the two, he liked it though.

"Helloooo earth to all of you. Damn Dokja, so you liked being sandwiched huh?" Han Sooyoung teased him which made him annoyed and flustered. "Just shut up Han Sooyoung... U-uh, Mr. Yoo and Mr. Plotter could you both uhm move?" Kim Dokja uttered.

Both the siblings reluctantly unsandwiched him, making Kim Dokja a bit disappointed. "I really thought I was gonna get eaten... Ohh... WHAT THE HELL R U THINKIN KIM DOKJA?" Kim Dokja wanted to dig a hole and never come out.

"ANYWAY, we called you back here because... We need you to seduce an enemy because he stole something and you need to retrieve it and we want you to dress or cosplay as a girl who is petite and obedient in order to do it." Han Sooyoung uttered like she was casting a spell, trying to compose herself. Kim Dokja stared at her, dumbfounded.

"Why me...? There are other girls..." Kim Dokja spoke stiffly. "Hello? Dress like a girl?! Am I that girly?!" Kim Dokja pondered sulkily. "Yeah no... You look more girly you could pull it off don't worry, you'll look good in a slit dress." Han Sooyoung snorted. The mention of a slit dress on Kim Dokja caught You Joonghyuk's and Secretive Plotter's attention.

"Do it, Kim Dokja." Yoo Joonghyuk gaze was terrifying hot, that exact gaze of a predator waiting to eat its delicious delicacy. "Daddy chill-" Kim Dokja pinched his cheeks. 

"Why you pinching your cheeks twink?" Han Sooyoung asked confusingly, Kik Dokja gave her the 'Shut uuuuuuuup or I'm gonna attack you here right now'. Han Sooyoung was unfazed.

"I disagree, why can't we just use other people? I don't want to put OD into trouble." Secretive Plotter's gaze was intense and a hint of... Possessiveness? Han Sooyoung grinned as if planning to say something fucked up. "Oh, so you want to see him in a slit dress by yourself?" Secretive Plotter smirked, neither denying or agreeing.

Han Sooyoung questioned smugly as he patted Kim Dokja by the shoulder, 'This guy is into you, Twinkie' Han Sooyoung signaled to Kim Dokja with her gaze. Kim Dokja obviously too stupid wouldn't actually believe her.

"Hmm, I can't answer that, Ms. Han." Secretive Plotter implanted a smile on his lips, "Dayum. Those lips look scrumptious." Kim Dokja felt like drooling. Not bother knowing Secretive Plotter's gaze was on his face.

"Mr. Plotter, I don't want to put Kim Dokja in danger but we can't use other people. It needs to be Kim Dokja, Kim Dokja is much more reliable than the others , you know that don't you?" Han Sooyoung sighed. Kim Dokja looked dumbfounded.

"Hold on, wait what? Me? As a girl? What the fuck are you on? I didn't even agree yet!" Kim Dokja cried. He's pissed because they were making him dress as a girl, he isn't even that girly. Kim Dokja's face is quite... Like a woman's but it's not that much and his body... That's because he's malnourished.

Kim Dokja thought about it, the more he did the more tempting it is to do a mission, "Wait what? WHY DID I THINK OF THAT MISSION AS TEMPTING? Why the fuck am I becoming a masochist?" Kim Dokja wanted to rip his hair out. 

"So? Are you doin' it?" Han Sooyoung asked, her tone full of excitement. "You just want to dress me up!" Kim Dokja wanted to smack the heck out of her. Yoo Joonghyuk's features hardened. Meanwhile, Secretive Plotter was staring at Kim Dokja with an unknown gaze. Weird.

"... Okay... You caught me but still! You should do it. We have to retrieve the thing 'He' stole." Han Sooyoung smacked his butt. "Nice bum by the way." She snickered. Kim Dokja slapped her hand away as he glared at her.

Kim Dokja thought about it. "Okay fine I'll do it." Kim Dokja grumpily said while staring daggers at Han Sooyoung. Han Sooyoung lit up. The four went to Yoo Joonghyuk's car and sped off to the mall. Meanwhile Kik Dokja is wondering why the story isn't following up the story line.