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Joker is used to using his own torment to making people laugh, so I'm unsure how that would translate into bed...

He'd be happy if you even smiled once and bust right then and there, so a laugh? Climaxing. Untouched.

All his clothes still on. It's blissful heaven. And he passes out from the intensity right after.

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As for Hullabaloo, who is not a clown, I think he just likes to make you laugh during sex because it's a sign you're not tense or overly anxious.

Laughter and smiles equals you're at ease and comfortable, which he needs you to be, thanks to his unusual anatomy making things somewhat... difficult at times.

Never hurts to stay lighthearted even during intimate moments!

Naib Subedar

His ears. Bite them, lick them, blow on them, moan into them... Tell him in a whisper how handsome he is and how if he wins, he can take you right then and there after... Rile him up!

He'll have his arms crossed as he sits there waiting for the match to start while you tease him, and no one will be able to tell you're even affecting him...

But you'll know from how his thighs tense and breathing picks up for just a spell that he's come undone without you ever touching him below his belt.

Fortunately, once he's back from the match, he'll get you back for that. His lust is usually pretty quiet... But you'll be loud enough for both of you by the time he's got you back to your room.

Ganji Gupta

• Fool's Gold is very grunty, and while he doesn't cough like Norton, he can sometimes sound a bit worrying once he's really worked up. (Even if you're doing most of the work.) He doesn't even have lungs to worry about- but the sounds are so deep and throaty that it sounds like it hurts. Shameless as he is, he'll purposefully be as loud as he can so people can potentially hear you both in your room, or all the way across the map during a match...

• Florian laughs and exclaims a lot; his noises are usually him either gasping, chuckling, or saying something like "So good!" "Beautiful!" or even an occasional "Wowzers!" (He is so cheesy...). He has a lot of fun when you're on top, and he intentionally makes as much noise as he can so you'll shut him up with a kiss. Seriously, who moans "You're so tiiiiiiiiight" when you don't even have your shorts off yet? Him.

• Naib is quiet. Well, he's usually always stoic during sex, but with you on top, he will be having you set the pace and doing as you like. Still, he does make noises... Faint grunts, breathy groans, and he bites your neck when he gets close because he hates the idea of someone hearing you being intimate with him. It's a personal affair... For your eyes and ears only. You can only hear him being loud when he's drunk (which he never lets himself be)... Or when you can convince Jose to maybe hypnotize Naib just for a day or two... Just to hear him being vocal, nothing super perverted... Probably.

I know I make FG a super playboy who's flirty and doesn't care about shame or anything like that, but he would be a very gentle and kind man during actual sex. (At least during the first time!) He's impatient, but he will be patient, he's rough, but he will be tender, and he's big... So he'll make sure it doesn't hurt at all for you to take him.

Because of the limits between you two... It actually takes quite a while before he's even ready to try to have sex.

Blowjobs, cunnilingus, thigh fucking, handjobs, anything except actual sex and he's confident as hell! Once it comes to true penetration though... Fugo will take things slow and steady. No quickie for his first time, he wants it special.

So... Please don't worry, he's going to kiss you every five seconds and eat you out till he's sure you're ready for him... Using his mouth on you so you can feel pleasure, it's a high like no other, but once he's inside you... He knows he's going to become addicted to sex after that. Especially sex with you.

Maybe he goes a bit too fast at times and has to be reminded to slow down, and maybe he hilts himself a pinch too much, but all it takes is one whimper of pain to have him apologizing and shushing you till you can adjust to him.

Sex is new to him, but even he knows it shouldn't be something you regret after, him or you, so he'll endeavour to make it memorable for you both.

Such a situation... It's probably one of the only times Fugo isn't acting like a complete horndog... Though he'll joke plenty after about his own performance (cause he knows he could've lasted longer- but he couldn't help it! Your heat is amazing! He's never going to last long again if he's inside you next time!).

You're perfect to him, though, being so understanding, not making fun of him, caressing him and loving him...

Fugo is content to just rest after that... Too much stress on his heart (metaphorically- he's actually more concerned about you, but he won't say it.)

I imagine they both plotted it as a "Oh don't worry, we'll help you so you can produce enough milk to feed the baby!" when you expressed concerns of not having enough, and yet...

You know they're both so lewd with it too, they'll both drink at the same time even while you insist they shouldn't cause it's perverted... Two men on your chest, ah, how nice... So much attention, too!

Naib has to rein in Norton from overstimulating your breasts, and Norton has to stop Naib from drinking everything and leaving nothing for him! And they both make sure you're properly taken care of food-wise so you can keep producing...

Don't worry though; they know better than to take milk from the baby, so once the baby is born, they'll calm down.

...till the next baby, at least.

He cums in his pants whenever you kiss him for more than two seconds. Quick chaste kisses are fine, anything else and he's cumming.

I do mean this genuinely, it's almost every single time. It's more often than not that he's going to be cumming in his pants, it doesn't even take long, simply making him open his mouth so you can French kiss him has him making a mess of himself, completely untouched.

Andrew isn't even that sensitive; he just loves you so much that he starts thinking such sexual things that he works himself up in his brain and his body reacts to your stimulus amazingly fast. That's why he can go for multiple rounds, just... don't comment on the cum staining his underwear when he pulls them down, or else he may feel so much shame he can't go on...

This added with the fact that just being around you makes him aroused, yeah... He's going to be praying for forgiveness every single night for 'giving in to temptations of the flesh'. You two haven't even had actual penetrative sex yet, he just feels guilty always wasting his seed on your hands or thighs or face or mouth or chest or stomach or- okay listen, he's got enough to keep going and going.

That's just what happens when a man is as repressed as he is... Once you start stimulating him, his body is just going to respond by having load after load ready to go... His recovery time is so quick too, it's really unfair, but also super sexy.

Naib would be completely unfazed... He's like the master of the poker face. Of course, he's hard underneath the table, but no one can see that, and he plays exactly like normal too... His fingers don't even tremble once. Though once the tournament match is over, expect him to return to your hotel room and show you exactly what your teasing picture did to him.

Luca considers it motivation to get the match over with quickly; he hits all the calibrations perfectly, performs a perfect rescue, all while the crowd is watching his sweat... Both because of the stress, and because he's throbbing hard just thinking of you waiting back at the hotel room for him... Certainly, some celebration for his performance during the tournament is in order!

Eli is going to gasp and quickly cough to cover it up, assuring that he's completely fine for the match... Even though he's bouncing his leg perhaps a bit too much, and he nearly fumbles a flywheel once or twice... His thoughts keep drifting back to it, so by the time the tournament match is over, he's going to excuse himself from the table and immediately message you that he's coming back to the hotel room right now, "So please have Brooke tucked away, okay?"

Aesop is going to calmly message you that you shouldn't distract him before a match... But he expects you to still be undressed and in bed by the time it's over. His legs are crossed the entire match, and he doesn't sweat even once, cool and casual as per usual... Yet the second it's over, he's going to stand up and stumble a bit before politely informing everyone of him being needed elsewhere... You're going to need to be shown a bit of discipline for such a display, you know!

And Ganji... Haha... He's going to have to ask for a trip to the break room, you know? There's no way he can focus when he's erect and throbbing like that- the excitement of the tournament has his nerve endings alight, and then adding arousal onto that? Come on, be fair! He can't possibly play correctly when he's straining to not cum in his pants. You'll have to apologize to him personally after the tourney match ends... Make it up to him, because he really could've embarrassed himself cause of you. Pervert.

Well, first off, you have to make sure you grab his solid parts... Not because it hurts him if you touch the metal or anything, but it's just cold and can really make you jolt unexpectedly, not to mention it's harder to get a grip... He likes it best when you treat him as human as possible (he's actually very insecure about how odd his body looks now.)

Then adding in the springs... Haha, sex is pretty noisy with him, you can't really be quiet if he's moving in any way. Which is usually why he likes positions where he gets to do the least work (ie, cowgirl), but he knows that's unfair, so he's more than fine switching it up and taking action too, you know?

When in matches... He'll use his clone to distract the others so they don't catch you two in the act... Because despite everything, he hates the idea of you two being caught, but the thrill? From there being a chance? He loves it. (And if he does hear someone coming, he'll use some illusions to spook them away...)

And finally... He pretends to hate it, but he likes it when you caress his star eye... It makes him shudder and moan inwardly... It doesn't hurt him at all if you stick your fingers inside, either, and he has fun sticking his tongue out of the side of his mouth to lick you when you kiss his cheek. Hullabaloo wants to have fun during sex, so yeah, it is definitely not the most normal thing, but he isn't normal either!

Won't you accept that?

He isn't exactly sure how he discovered he liked the kink; after all, he doesn't consider himself a very sexual person, but boys will be boys, and one day, he found out a lot about himself while using some of his puppeteering tools on his penis. (As one does).

So, he found out that when he slowly inserted the thin, long metal pin into his urethra... Let's just say he was cooked from there. I mean, it even has a ball tip, so he can't push it too far, can you blame him?

Though he always feels so guilt-stricken after he cums, basically edging himself for close to an hour with the pin inside his cock, it's very lewd...

Then, if you want to do it to him, he'll outright refuse at first, denying he's into it entirely! Do you think of him as a pervert? He's really not that type of man, he says, yet if you keep begging, he'll eagerly reluctantly agree, and show you how to do it just like how he likes it.

Slow and steady, pulling it out just a fraction of an inch before pushing it back inside, and if you stay close to him and murmur in his ear while doing it...

He cums more with you than he ever has by himself, nearly passing out from pure pleasure, but it was so amazing he's going to ask you to do it again... Not shamelessly, but perhaps with a bit more openness now that he knows you won't judge him for his strange interest.

• Andrew is most obvious here, isn't he? His balls have a near-endless supply...

Seriously, who let this man and his big cock become so devout??? He doesn't even jerk off, considers it too shameful, and yet there he is, pumping huge load after huge load into the milker while crying and apologizing for being such a perverted man...

Poor Andrew thinks it's so lewd, and it is, yet he also wants to please you, so he'll keep cumming his massive loads... Anything to make you happy. (Ignore that he's clearly enjoying it as well).

• Alva is next because, well, he's just a very large man! It's a bit obvious that a body like his is going to produce a lot...

Yet he's so demure about it, clutching the armrests and trying his very best not to seem like a debauched beast once he's hooked up to it. He's trying not to be noisy or overly excited, yet the moment he's reaching that first orgasm of many, yeah, he's going to amp up in volume a ton.

Especially if you're there encouraging him, as you're his best motivator. So very much cum...

• Fool's Gold is obviously next, as you've seen how big he is compared to Alva! They're both giant men, what can I say...

And he's more than happy to show off how much he can provide... Not to mention, it's not like he needs a recovery period; he's good to go, and keep going...

Till he's empty. Which will be a while, and maybe he is nothing but a mindbroken mess at the end, drooling and barely conscious, but it felt so good that he can't complain.

• William is shockingly last of our big four... He's so virile and well built, and sexy, it's honestly a shame he hardly ever gets any attention!

He's certainly the second most embarrassed one to be attached to such a thing, though, unlike Andrew, he isn't going to apologize for his debauchery at all. If you think it's sexy, then so will he! And he'll show off just how much he has to offer by cumming again, and again, and again...

While each load may not be the biggest, he can keep going and going after; it's seriously unfair. At least he can sleep really well after it's over, just so long as he has you to cuddle up with.

While he does get horny and aroused at the drop of a hat, his body makes it so he needs more stimulation to get off successfully.

So then, your only option is... having him tied up so he can't grab you, and then stripping for him right in front of his face. Not fully, though, because the only thing he loves more than you being fully nude is your naked body with tights still on. It drives him absolutely feral- but even that isn't enough to have him cumming!

You may think there's no way you can do it now... But there's one last thing... That being masturbating in front of him. Besides physical stimulation, what really gets him going is your moaning, so if you give him a show, mewl and make sensual noises, Fool's Gold will finally... break free from his binds and pounce on you like a man starved.

Haha, did you actually think you could make him cum untouched? No. He needs touch, and he needs to touch you. Though he does think it's very cute that you tried something like that with him, he's too impatient and stubborn to possibly let you keep trying to make him cum in such a way.

Norton, however, if you use this method, will hold himself back from breaking free until you're successful in getting him to cum. Truly, he thinks you were doing all of that to build up your confidence or something, and he didn't want to ruin it for you, so he'd allow you to continue until it worked.

So, at least it works with him?

I like to imagine that because arousal is such an intense emotion for him, he often finds it more comforting to act... less human, in a way, during sex.

Consider it a coping mechanism- he was raised as a dog, and despite losing so many of his memories thanks to the fever, he feels safe when he acts like a dog... (Which makes petplay one of his favorite things, just so you know!)

This includes speaking less formally, as he's usually got a very polite voice, even if it's very strained, so he finds it easier to talk more... simply. "Emil loves you a lot..." "Feels soft..." "Feels warm..." The less he uses his voice, the better. Don't expect eloquence when he gets into it, he may even say some crude stuff without thinking... It's kinda perverted.

On the topic of perversion, he is one! Of course, not always intentionally. Emil likes being near you, so always following you is what he does best, even if it means hiding away in your room and seeing things he's sure you wanted privacy for.

All because he insists he needs to stay nearby to offer you protection at a moment's notice. Though there are times when he knows you don't need his help, and he will still peek inappropriately...

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back, and all that.

Lastly... He's easily aroused, something something hypersexuality caused by trauma and being repressed sexually... Emil will rut against you even in his sleep, it's seriously cute!