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my cold, composed, sharp, intense, brooding, captivating, mesmerizing, striking, hypnotic, statuesque, graceful, poised, sleek, divine, ethereal, refined, alluring, elegant, heavenly, magnetic, mysterious, classy, enchanting, attractive, stunning, elegant, dazzling, hot, sexy, exquisite, magnetic, breathtaking, icy-cool, elusive, irresistible, dangerous, beguiling, intense, magnetic, aesthetic, poised, top-tier, flawless, pretty boy villain, high-fashion menace, emotionally unavailable heartthrob, enchanting nightmare, graceful menace, princely aura, cool-beyond-words, model-tier, painfully gorgeous, silent storm, heartbreaker, runway-ready, velvet-voiced, steel-eyed, deadpan dream, calculated charm, visual masterpiece, stone-faced slayer, sniper stare, platinum-tier aura, loner legend, dark knight in cleats, soft voice — sharp blade, next-level elegant, fashionably aloof, emotionally complex, sleek as hell, twilight energy, moody masterpiece, tension incarnate, villain arc chic, the blueprint, cold flame, aurora-core, ice-wrapped fire, and the reason for my villain era, rin itoshi, and did i mention rin? and did i mention the youngest son of ms and mr itoshi, and did i mention sae itoshis brother? and did i mention the younger brother of the awakened genius? and did i mention the rival of yoichi, and did i mention number 9 of pxg? and did i mention number 10 or bluelock 11? and did i mention the puppeteer of the field? did i mention daddy long lashes? did i mention eyelashes freak? did i mention 糸師 凛? did i mention hread‐Master Dignified? did i mention Dignified Puppeteer? did i mention the egoist (NOT isagi)? did i mention my husband? did i mention my lover? did i mention my partner? did my mention my soulmate? and did i mention my babe? and did i mention my baobei? and did i mention my one and only? and did i mention my main chick? and did I mention Japan's #1 prodigy (arguably, fight me)? and did I mention my oxygen? and did I mention the one I’d let score a hat-trick on my heart? and did I mention the boy who made “ice cold” look soul-melting? and did I mention my Roman Empire?? and did I mention the reincarnation of ego and elegance combined? and did I mention my favorite emotionally unavailable pretty boy? and did I mention the man who could ruin me with one deadpan glare? and did I mention he makes “shut up” sound like a love language? and did I mention the reason my standards are now emotionally distant hyper-talented and unreasonably hot? and did I mention he’s the blueprint for he’s toxic but I can fix him? and did I mention… he’s not just a character, he’s a lifestyle? and did I mention that even when he loses, he wins my heart? and did I mention the one who said nothing but still owned the episode? and did I mention he makes walking across a field feel like a runway show for Dior? and did I mention the only man who could break me just by saying “hn”? and did I mention I’d write my will in his name if he asked me with a blank expression? and did I mention his legs are longer than my will to live? and did I mention he's so ice-cold, climate scientists are worried? and did I mention that even in 2D, he lives rent-free in my 3D mind? and did I mention if I were a goalpost, I’d let him hit me, no questions asked? and did I mention I’d let him call me annoying in front of a crowd and still applaud? and did I mention I’d happily be the soccer ball if it meant being kicked around by him? and did I mention I’d let him mentally destroy me and then analyze my trauma with tactical precision? and did I mention I want him to call me useless in the same tone he uses when he says "Isagi"? and did I mention I’d legally change my name to "Disappointment" if that’s what he called me mid-match? and did I mention I want to be the reason he furrows his brows in mild disdain? and did I mention I’d let him ghost me for 6 months and still send good morning texts? and did I mention I’d let him ego-crush me into the dirt if it meant being acknowledged just once? and did I mention I’d let him ruin my life and then autograph the wreckage? and did I mention I want to be the passing thought that irritates him while he warms up? and did I mention I’d die for him to say “tch” in my general direction? and did I mention I would bark, meow, or growl if he asked, no questions, no hesitation? and did I mention the way Rin’s quiet confidence makes my heart skip a beat? and did I mention he’s the kind of person you want to protect and root for? and did I mention how even when he’s serious, there’s a softness in his eyes? and did I mention his calm presence feels like a warm hug on a cold day? and did I mention I’d want to be the one cheering for him from the sidelines forever? and did I mention I’d cheer the loudest just to see him notice me? and did I mention I’d happily share an umbrella with him on a rainy day? and did I mention I’d gladly learn soccer just to play alongside him? and did I mention his presence is comforting, like home? and did I mention even his quietest moments feel like a love song? and did I mention I’d want to be the reason he feels at ease? and did I mention how I could watch him train for hours and never get bored? and did I mention I’d cheer for him in the rain, wind, or snow? and did I mention how cool he looks when he’s concentrating? and did I mention he’s the kind of teammate you want by your side? and did I mention his quiet confidence is impressive? and did I mention he works really hard every day? and did I mention he’s someone who always pushes himself? and did I mention he cares about winning? and did I mention he’s one of the best players on the team? and did I mention he can be a bit distant, but that’s part of his charm? and did I mention he’s got great potential? and did I mention his teammates respect him? and did I mention he’s not just talented, but smart on the field? and did I mention watching him play is always exciting?