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Within the EXIT… the EXITors sit in silence, waiting for Four’s eventual reappearance. However, the soundless air is interrupted…

Loser: “‘Dear diary, today I experienced a feeling I never imagined possible…’”

By Loser, still trapped within the liar ball. This catches the attention of the other EXITors.

Pencil: “Woah- Loser, you shouldn’t be reading your diary out loud, we can hear you.”

8-Ball: “But he can’t hear you .”

Pencil: “Oh. Wellll…”

Pencil gets up from her seat, pulling out a stethoscope and putting it up to the liar ball’s surface.

Pencil: “I HAVE always wanted to hear this celeb’s juiciest secrets!”

Liy slides over.

Liy: “Hey, make room for me, too!”

Pencil hands Liy one of the stethoscope’s eartips.

Loser: “‘I felt myself combine with the factor of Four. Becoming a number revealed so much to me… I learned what’s really inside the speaker box. It contains… it contains… Well, it’s getting late. I’ll tell you tomorrow, diary…’”

Liy: “Wait… since when did Loser combine with Four?”

Match walks over.

Match: “Well, Donut did! But I don’t, like, remember that happening to Loser?...”

Loser: “But, Donut…”

Pencil and Liy have confused expressions.

Loser: “...that was the last entry in your diary! Awww, man… Looks like I gotta find some new reading material.”

Pencil and Liy look at each other, as the liar ball cracks… and shatters, sending the two flying across the classroom. Loser stands proudly, the other EXITors in awe.

Loser: “Hi, everyone!”

Loser holds his hand up, waving. He then proceeds to stand in front of the desk as people begin to fawn over him.

Bracelety: “OH MY GRIP, LOSER I’M SO HAPPY YOU GOT ELIMINATED BECAUSE NOW WE GET TO BE BUDDIES!!!”

8-Ball: “Me too, Loser. I love you 8 times more than I love Winner.”

Stapy: “I’m so happy we’re all here together in the EXIT!”

Firey Jr.: “Waitwaitwaitwaitwait-”

Firey Jr. stomps on screen.

Firey Jr.: “Are you guys forgetting he LIED? Wow, I didn’t realize you were THAT stupid!”

8-Ball: “Everyone makes mistakes.”

Firey Jr.: “You don’t even realize the severity of this-”

Liy: “Besides…”

Liy steps over.

Liy: “How can you be happy about being in here ? We should all be together out there !”

Liy points out the door, motioning to the outside world.

Bracelety: “...”

Bracelety: “huh”

Liy: “Bracelety, what I’m trying to say is that we should try to escape from the EXIT! We’re strong enough.”

Loser: “Liy is right… whatever we set our minds to, we can accomplish!”

Most of the other EXITors cheer, though Firey Jr. just rolls his eyes.

Stapy: “What a brilliant idea, Liy! I’ll collect-”

Stapy begins counting on his fingers.

Stapy: “The fridge, the traffic cone, the batteries, the flare gun, and the moldy english cream cake to stack our way to Four’s mouth!”

Liy: “...What an… oddly specific plan.”

Stapy: “Yeah, I don’t know why I said that either.”

Liy: “Meh, whatever. Go for it!”

Stapy grabs the fridge, slamming it onto the ground.

In the outside world, the force of the fridge causes Four’s body to squish down. Basketball runs over.

Basketball: “HEY, FOUR! Can you recover all the dead-... um…”

Basketball notices.

Basketball: “Uh- woah… you’re looking a little…”

Basketball bites her lip, trying to think of a good way to put it.

Basketball: “...Pudgy?”

Four immediately stands up, enraged.

Four: “PUDGY?!”

Basketball flinches.

Four: “You think THIS is PUDGYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYY -”

Four begins thinning himself until he’s just lines.

Basketball: “...Oh dear.”

Four begins chasing Basketball, who screams in fear. Hard cut to Four recovering all the dead contestants, including Basketball. Team Ice Cube is seated around him.

Four: “Team Ice Cube-o! You lost last time, so the voters decided to vote one of you off.”

The cake at stake theme then plays.

Four: “We got 39,850 votes!”

A graph appears next to Four, with one person having 1,802 votes, and another having 2,592.

Four: “Barf Bag and Bomby are safe, so they get specks of dust!”

Four seemingly tosses the specks to the aforementioned two, who catch them.

Naily: “Oh, please tell me I’m safe! I know I failed the challenge, but-”

Four: “NAILY! BE QUIET!”

Four smacks Naily down, her point facing upward.

Four: “...But you’re safe too!”

The graph shows 2,938 votes. Four pats Naily’s point, though this just hurts him.

Meanwhile, in the EXIT, a stack has begun to be made. Liy’s standing at the bottom, calling up.

Liy: “How’s the stacking going?”

Stapy’s standing on top of the short and unbalanced stack, wobbling back and forth.

Stapy: “I dunno, man, I’m-”

Stapy trips, nearly falling off.

Stapy: “Oh, SHOOT-”

He catches himself, though.

Stapy: “Phew…”

Match: “You know, Stapy, maybe you’re, like, just too, like… heavy.”

Pencil: “Yeah, what Matchy said!”

Match subtly shifts away from Pencil, though she doesn’t notice.

Pencil: “Oh, I know! Loser, you’re smaller, you should climb!”

Loser nods, swiftly getting up to the top of the stack as Stapy drops down to the ground. Liy, Match, and Pencil cheer. Liy grabs some items.

Liy: “Loser, take these!”

Liy begins throwing things up to Loser, who places them into the stack as he continues climbing. Everyone on the ground begins cheering, except for Firey Jr. once again. Loser looks up as he stands on top of the stack.

Loser: “I can see Four’s mouth now… That’s our escape!”

Bracelety: “OMG, soon, I’m gonna get to escape, and see the outside world and see ICE CUBE, OMG!”

Bracelety hyperventilates from the thought.

Match: “Braceletto, like, take a chill pill.”

Bracelety: “But Match, when YOU get out, you can check out Flower’s new fashion line… Super-Slip Shoes So Bla!”

Match gasps, before both she and Bracelety begin hyperventilating. Meanwhile, Loser’s nearly built up to Four’s mouth.

Loser: “I can almost reach it… Can you toss me some more stuff?”

Liy: “On it.”

Liy looks around, seeing nothing.

Liy: “...Uh oh.”

Loser: “What’s wrong?”

Liy: “I don’t think we have anything else.”

Liy turns to Match and Pencil.

Liy: “Match, Pencil, you two need to help Loser up to the top-”

Pencil groans.

Pencil: “What about our break time?”

Liy: “If you don’t do it, you two are demoted to bember .”

This causes Pencil to freak out.

Pencil: “R-Right away!”

Pencil runs up the tower.

Match: “I’ll, like, go too.”

And so does Match. Back outside…

Four: “Donut, Gelatin, and Spongy… the one of you who got the most votes will go bye-bye, leaving your team with 5 left!”

Gelatin: “Whatever.”

Four: “DON’T whatever me!”

Donut looks at Gelatin.

Donut: “GELATIN! Be a bit more polite!”

Gelatin: “ Whatever .”

Four: “Anyway…”

The graph updates with 4,558.

Four: “Gelatin’s safe! But his sassy attitude means he’s NOT getting a speck of dust!”

Gelatin gasps in devastation, before starting to cry loudly. Spongy and Donut just stare at him.

Four: “...Also, Donut’s safe.”

The graph updates with 5,115 votes. Gelatin immediately stops crying.

Gelatin: “Whatever.”

Meanwhile, Spongy is baffled.

Spongy: “Whuh??? But that means… I’m out!”

Gelatin: “Whatever.”

Spongy: “I- this is because I betrayed my team, isn’t it?... I’m sorry I let you all down. I- didn’t mean it, I was just feeling lonely…”

Barf Bag: “Spongy…”

Four: “Well, Spongy, you got a record 22,845 votes, so you’re out!”

Four begins trying to suck up Spongy, but it takes a lot of effort. Four strains himself while trying, causing Spongy to only be halfway in.

Four: “Ughhh…”

Inside Four, Pencil and Match are holding up Loser.

Loser: “Still not high enough…”

Stapy and Liy are also climbing up.

Stapy: “Don’t worry, guys! Liy and I are coming too!”

At that point, Spongy’s captured half comes through.

Match: “Ew, like, what is that ?”

Pencil: “I think Spongy - eugh - got eliminated!”

Liy has an idea.

Liy: “Guys, I think we have to escape through Spongy! He’s our only way to the outside world!”

Match: “You, like, cannot be serious…”

Pencil: “Yeah, no can do, switcheroo!”

Liy: “...Guys, face it- this is our last chance!”

Pencil and Match look at each other.

Pencil: “...She’s right.”

Pencil tosses Loser into Spongy, and Match tosses Pencil. The two open up one of Spongy’s holes for the others to jump in through, with Dora bringing 8-Ball and David bringing Roboty. Firey Jr. is the last to make it, but Stapy holds him back.

Stapy: “Woah! Um, Firey Jr., you… might not want to climb through here… Spongy’s kinda flammable…”

Firey Jr.: “Wh- you heard what Liy said, right?! This is our last chance ! I don’t want to stay in this dump forever!”

Stapy: “But-”

Firey Jr. shushes Stapy.

Stapy: “...Okay, wait for everyone else first, alright?”

Firey Jr.: “Uggggghhhhh, fine .”

Meanwhile, Four is still trying to suck up Spongy, but can’t. Snowball takes notice.

Snowball: “Oh my snowstorm, Four’s actually struggling to do something?! This I GOTTA see!”

He begins walking towards Four, being followed by every other contestant still in the game.

Balloony: “Really makes you wonder, if Four can’t do this, what else can he not do?”

Within Spongy, Loser eloquently floats through… and then everyone else scrambles in, bouncing around wildly. Meanwhile, people have reached Four. A few look apprehensive, as bubbling sounds start to be heard.

Tree: “Something’s… happening.”

Bell: “Wh- What’s going on?”

Ruby: “I’M SCARED!”

And from Spongy… the EXITors pop out. Loser jumps out first, followed by the others. Tree, Bell, and Ruby all start cheering for Loser, as the other EXITors meet up with their fellow contestants.

Stapy: “Foldy!”

Foldy: “Stapy!”

The two hug. Liy then slides in.

Liy: “Liy!”

Stapy and Foldy both glare at Liy, though the former does it jokingly, and the latter does it seriously. Before Foldy can say anything, though-

Bracelety: “ICE CUBE!”

Bracelety runs over to Ice Cube.

Bracelety: “IT’S BEEN SO LONG!”

Ice Cube: “Oh, hi, Bracelety.”

Dora also hops over to Ice Cube.

Dora: “Dadadadadadadadadada”

Dora then drops 8-Ball, who rolls over to Golf Ball and Tennis Ball.

8-Ball: “Hi, GB.”

Golf Ball: “...Hi, 8-Ball.”

Tennis Ball: “You’re back?”

8-Ball: “Yeah, we all escaped Four.”

8-Ball motions over to Four, who looks mad.

Four: “These CREATURES of FILTH have ESCAPED THE EXIT?!”

And then, he is mad .

Four: “I… am next-level… mad.”

Four begins pulling in Spongy at even faster speeds.

Tree: “Guys, we gotta stand up for our fellow contestant!”

Everyone - former EXITors included - begin pulling on Spongy, trying to free him. Meanwhile…

Firey Jr.: “...Okay, so they’re totally gone now, right?”

Silence.

Firey Jr.: “Heh.”

Firey Jr. hops into Spongy, catching him on fire and causing him to yell in pain. Outside…

Gelatin: “What’s wrong, Spongy? How could you possibly be in pain right now?”

Spongy: “I’M REALLY HOT!”

Gelatin: “Woah- Spongy, I, uh… I’m glad your self-esteem has gone up!”

Firey Jr. then pops out of Spongy.

Firey Jr.: “HAHAHAHA, YES!”

Gelatin: “Wh- Firey Jr.?!”

Firey Jr.: “Oh. Hi, Gelatin.”

Gelatin: “Did you-”

Firey Jr.: “Yeah, I caught him on fire.”

The fire slowly spreads through Spongy, until it touches Four’s skin, sending him into a trance of pain as he spins in a circle.

Four: “YOWCHIE!...”

X slides in.

X: “Four? Here’s a juice box to make you feel better.”

Four is silent.

X: “Four?”

In the real world, everyone has gotten Spongy out of Four, though he’s now charred from Firey Jr.’s escape. Spongy falls onto the contestants, before quickly getting up. Four snaps out of his pain-induced trance, groaning before noticing Spongy is free as well.

Four: “WHAT?!”

Roboty: “-.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. .----. - / -.. --- / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / ..- ... / .- -. -.-- -- --- .-. . --..-- / ..-. --- ..- .-.”

Four: “Oh, that is IT! You DEMONS need to go back to the EXIT!”

Spongy: “Guys, we gotta run!”

The former EXITors and Spongy begin running around as Four transforms into a biped, chasing after them. However, a mysterious figure comes down from the sky, landing between Four and the others, granting them a chance to get away.

Four: “GET OUT OF MY WAY! I WAS CHASING THEM!”

The mysterious figure stares at Four for a moment, before turning around to face the contestants.

Four: “HEY! DON’T IGNORE ME!”

Two: “Hi, everyone! Are you… tired of battling for a DUMB prize?”

Taco: “Nooooo? We’re battling for a BFDI! Which is awesome -”

Two gets closer to Taco.

Two: “But is it realllllllly awesome?”

Taco: “Uhh… yeah- I think so…”

Two: “Wouldn’t you RATHER battle for this ?”

Two shows off what they mean by turning the bathrooms into a hotel. The contestants are in awe.

Taco: “Oh. My. Gordita. I so floppin’ want that power.”

Eraser: “Dude… Me too.”

Tennis Ball: “Uhhh, guys? We shouldn’t just trust this new ‘Two’ thing.”

Golf Ball: “I agree with TB! We don’t even know anything ABOUT it! Where did it come from? What are its motives? Is it a qualified host?”

Pie walks over to them.

Pie: “Do you even know the answer to those questions about Four?”

This humbles Golf Ball, who’s reasonably surprised with the logical comeback.

Pie: “And yet, you built a rocket to the moon to obey Four… Cool story, sis.”

Golf Ball: “Well- I- I’ve grown, and learned-”

Bottle: “Don’t worry, GB! I know that Two is entirely safe!”

Two proceeds to open up Yoyle Mountain’s peak, taking a chunk of lava out and shaping it into various forms while the contestants watch, cheering on the performance. A bit of lava then drops into Bottle, filling her.

Bottle: “Heehee! It tickles!... Eheh, heh…”

The lava’s a bit too hot for Bottle to handle, though, and she starts screaming, before exploding into shards.

Pie: “Yeah, totally safe…”

Two: “Wanna see me MOVE a FOREST?”

Two gets positive feedback from the others, so they proceed to do so.

Two: “Abandon your spot in Four’s silly game, switch to mine and that power is YOURS.”

A bunch of people immediately switch to Two’s side.

Four: “HEY!”

Tree: “Hey Two, I’m… not convinced, why would I want to move a forest? I could just… walk.”

Two: “Don’t want to move forests? Well, maybe you’d like THIS!”

Two proceeds to turn the sun into a spikeball, crushing Four repeatedly with it. This causes more people to head over to Two.

Tree: “Okay, that’s impressive as bark, I think I wanna switch to your show.”

Pillow: “Bark’s not impressive!”

Tree: “Shh.”

Four is appalled by all the people leaving him.

Four: “Why am I-”

Four is hit with the spikeball.

Four: “OOF- losing all of my-”

Hit.

Four: “AGH- contestants?!-”

Hit.

Four: “OOGH- everyone needs to-”

Hit.

Four: “UGH- stay with me-”

Hit.

Four: “OUGH- FOREVER!-”

Hit.

Four: “GAWH-”

Lollipop: “Face it, Four, if you can’t offer us anything better than Two’s highly-desirable powers, we’re ALL saying sayonara!”

Lollipop walks away.

Four: “But people, don’t forget-”

Four pulls out the BFDI.

Four: “You’re battling for this WORLD-FAMOUS BFDI!”

Ruby: “Ummmm… what’s that? We just don’t care anymore. BFDIs are SO last year.”

Ruby begins to also walk away.

Four: “Whuh?!”

Four thinks for a moment.

Four: “Well… I didn’t want to have to do this, but… what if we upgrade to…”

Four pulls out…

Four: “...A BFB!”

This causes Ruby to stop in her tracks, running right over to the BFDI and licking it.

Ruby: “Mmmm! So tasty!”

Gelatin walks over.

Gelatin: “Ruby, step aside. I know how you’re really supposed to use these things. HELLO!”

Gelatin’s ‘HELLO’ echoes. He then proceeds to start beatboxing, which manages to convince a few people to switch back…

Fanny: “WAIT! EVERYBODY STOP! I HATE THIS! When I voluntarily joined this competition, I joined with the intention of winning a BFDI! Now, that BFDI has been REPLACED! The BFDI is being denied from not just ME, but EVERYONE! This is an OUTRAGE! I HATE THIS!”

More people begin leaving Four after Fanny’s proclamation.

Puffball: “Me too!”

Cake: “I’m with Fanny on that one!”

Fanny: “Goodbye Four, hello Two!”

Rocky is still standing on Four’s side. Balloony looks over, and walks to him.

Balloony: “Hey, little one. Looks like you want that BFB, huh?”

Rocky: “Mmhmm!”

Balloony: “Well… I’d prefer if you stuck with us, but I guess I can’t stop you. Just be safe out there, alright?”

Rocky nods.

Balloony: “Phew.”

Balloony begins heading back to Two’s side, but turns around real quick.

Balloony: “Oh, and make sure to tell us ALL about it when you come back!”

Four, meanwhile, recovers Bottle.

Four: “Will you stay with me, Bottle?”

Bottle: “I dunno what you mean, but… given the choice, I’d totally ditch you!”

Bottle then skips away, stressing Four out more. He turns to the former EXITors and Spongy as a last resort.

Four: “What about you all-”

David: “Aw, seriously?!”

Liy: “Oh, nononono, we’re done with you.”

Match: “See you, like, never!”

They all head off.

Four: “NO! Why is this happening?!”

X slides over.

X: “Would you like another juice box, Four?-”

Four: “X! Are YOU switching too?!”

X: “Huh? No, I didn’t plan on it-”

Four: “I know you are! Just- go!”

X: “Four, Four, I wanna stay with you-”

Gelatin slides in, putting a shoulder around Four.

Gelatin: “Don’t worry, Four, I’ll always appreciate the value of your BFB!”

Gelatin starts beatboxing. X looks around awkwardly. And, finally, the sides are decided…

Blocky, Bomby, Bubble, Clock, Firey, Flower, Gelatin, Leafy, Lightning, Lollipop, Naily, Rocky, Ruby, and Teardrop are on Four’s side, while all the other contestants - eliminated or not - are on Two’s side.

Two: “I’m glad the 38 of you have made the wise choice of instead battling for… THE POWER OF TWO!”

Four glares at Two.

Four: “ Don’t rub it in. BFB be better.”

Two: “So, has everyone made their final decision?”

The YEAH! sfx plays.

Two: “Awesome! Then, because we can’t have two competitions in the same place… Four’s crew, you’rrrrre gonna have to go.”

Two pulls out a remote and pushes the button on it, sending Four, X, and their remaining contestants to the Pillary Ruins…

Two: “They’re gone?”

TV: “It appears so.”

Two: “FINALLY! Now-”

Two turns to their new contestants.

Two: “Are the 38 of you ready to battle for limitless power?”

Once again, the YEAH! sfx plays, but is interrupted by-

Firey Jr.: “HEY! What about US?!”

Stapy: “Yeah, we want limitless power, too!”

Two: “Oh, but there’s so many of you!”

Dora: “Dadadadadadadadadadadadadada”

Two: “...I mean, I guess I could let one of you in.”

Pencil: “Oh, you should exclude Spongy. He’s gross, and also, he just got out.”

Spongy: “HEY! I’m not the one who got far in both previous seasons…”

Pencil: “Gh- You-”

8-Ball: “I don’t have a favorite number, but I do have an opinion, and that’s that one of us newbies should get a second shot, since we’ve never competed before BFB.”

Bracelety: “I WANT TO BE WITH ICE CUBE!”

David: “Aw, seriously?”

Roboty: “..-. .-. . . / -- .”

Two: “Woahwoahwoah, okay, hold on, I don’t know who to pick-”

Yellow Face: “Let’s let the VOTERS decide!”

Two: “Oh! Yeah! Viewers, help us pick the eliminated contestant who gets to join my show! Here they are!”

Rejoin auditions then begin…

Pencil: “Vote for me, yeah yeah yeah! Let me in, yeah yeah yeah! ‘Cause it’s been years inside there, I just CAN’T go back there!”

Cut.

Bracelety: “If you vote me, I can be on a team with ICE CUBE! And then, she’ll have DOUBLE the chance of winning!”

Cut.

Liy: “Hey, I’m the one who got us out of Four. If anyone deserves the spot, it’s me!”

Cut.

Roboty: “.... . .-.. .--.”

Cut.

Loser: “You all love me… right?”

Cut.

8-Ball: “I still don’t have a favorite number.”

Cut.

Stapy: “I JUST got to see Foldy again, I don’t wanna leave so soon!”

Cut.

David: “Aw.”

Two: “...Are you gonna say anything else, or-”

David: “NO!”

Cut.

Match: “Like, Bubble and Ruby may be gone, but there’s still Book and Ice Cube! I wanna try reconnecting with them… maybe we can bring back FreeSmart?”

Cut.

Firey Jr.: “My elimination was STUPID! HOW did I get out?”

Cut.

Dora: “Dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada” (I wish to stand on the surface again, so I may find islands to eat. With the Power of Two, I would be able to create them myself, so I would never need to pay again! It would be a blessing, so I ask that you let me in so I could win it.)

Cut.

Spongy: “I know I just got out, but… Bah, why bother, I’m not winning anyways.”

And cut!

Two: “Open the link below to choose who YOU want to join the show! Whoever gets the most votes get to participate in The Power of TWO!”

[Voting has ended. Stay tuned for the next episode!]

In the Pillary Ruins… Lightning floats over to Four.

Lightning: “Hey, Four? Just to clarify, is the show going to be okay? Most of the contestants did leave…”

Four: “Lightning, WHAT are you talking about? We just advanced… to the FINAL 14 OF BFB !”

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In the Pillary Ruins, Leafy is seen hopping over to Gelatin.

Leafy: “Hey, Gelatin! How do you like our new home?”

Gelatin: “I would say it’s pretty raaad!”

Gelatin sits down.

Gelatin: “The grass here is softer than before- and, if you squish it with your feet in the right way, it makes a cool squeaky sound! Watch.”

Gelatin proceeds to schmoove around the ground, causing Leafy to watch concernedly, before turning away.

Leafy: “Okay- Um- I think I’ve seen enough, BYE!”

Leafy quickly steps away and instead heads over to Lollipop, who’s laying on the ground.

Leafy: “What about you , Lollipop? Feeling comfortable?”

Lollipop gets up.

Lollipop: “I was until you showed up.”

Leafy: “WHAT.”

Leafy: “That’s- that’s mean! Voters, take note of thi-”

Lollipop: “Says the person who got eliminated for inflating her teammate to death.”

Rocky nods in agreement.

Leafy: “Rocky, you too? I thought we were friends!”

Rocky stares at Leafy, before skedaddling away, past Bomby and Naily…

Naily: “Bomby!”

Bomby: “Hi, Naily!”

Naily: “New beginnings, amiright?”

Bomby: “Yeah. This place is very…”

Bomby: “...Fall-off-able.”

Bomby and Naily look down a cliff.

Naily: “Yikes.”

Naily: “Anyways, I got a present for you!”

Naily pulls out a…

Naily: “Friendship bracelet!”

Bomby: “WOAH!”

Naily: “We’re best friends and all, you know, so I figured we should commemorate it! Pretty sharp thinking, if I do say so myself.”

Bomby puts the friendship bracelet on himself like a headband.

Bomby: “Thanks, Naily!”

Naily: “You’re welcome!”

Four then butts in, pushing Bomby and Naily aside.

Four: “Hey! We have STUFF to get to!-”

Turns out, though, that Four pushed Naily off the cliff.

Naily: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”

Bomby looks down, then glares at Four.

Four: “It was an accident this time.”

Cut to everyone gathered around Four and X, including a newly-recovered Naily. X waves enthusiastically.

X: “Hello, everyone!”

Four: “I know you’re all probably wondering what happens now that we’re at the FINAL FOURTEEN, right?”

Clock: “Not really.”

Four stares at Clock, before mutilating him.

Bubble: “I thoight yoy were getting better at noit doing that!”

Four: “Clock gives me murderous urges.”

Bubble: “Oih…”

Lollipop: “Well, if Four’s going to start hurting us all again, I’m out .”

Lightning: “Me too!”

Teardrop nods in agreement.

Leafy: “Can I join you guys in leaving?”

Lollipop: “I suppose you can.”

The contestants start leaving. Four revives Clock.

Four: “Clock, what abou-”

Clock: “You just killed me, what do you think the answer is?”

Four: “...Yes?”

Clock: “No!”

Clock begins leaving as well-

Four: “ WAIT! ”

Everyone turns towards Four.

Four: “What if I add back… the original prize?”

Four pulls out the BFDI, slowly moving it towards the contestants. They do the BFB 1 mouth thing.

Flower: “NEVERMIND, I’m in !”

X: “Yayyyyy!”

Blocky: “So if that’s over with, what now?”

Four: “Hmmm… since there’s fourteen of you, why don’t I-”

Four puts his hands between the group of contestants, separating them into two groups.

Four: “-split you into two!”

Close-up of Four, mad.

Four: “ Ugh. TWO. ”

Four: “Two teams of seven, based on whether you’re colored closer to Four color or X color!”

The first team - the Four-colored team - consists of Bubble, Clock, Gelatin, Leafy, Lollipop, Rocky, and Teardrop.

Clock: “Of course it had to be his team…”

Lollipop: “Agreed. What a shame that I’ve been judged by the color of my food coloring once again! Perhaps I should use this-”

Lollipop pulls out a bucket of yellow paint.

Lollipop: “-paint bucket to change my color… then, I could avoid being on the same team as Balloony’s ruthless murderer.”

Lollipop glances over at Leafy, who wears an awkward grin.

Meanwhile, the second team - the X-colored team - consists of Blocky, Bomby, Firey, Flower, Lightning, Naily, and Ruby.

Flower: “Let’s see, who’s on my team? Oh-”

Flower zooms over to Firey.

Flower: “We have the season 1 winner, I can steal winning strategies from him, and-”

Flower zooms over to Blocky.

Flower: “Blocky’s here too? Awesome! He can carry out my assassination missions, and-”

Flower zooms over to Ruby.

Flower: “Ruby!”

Ruby: “Flower! We’re on the same team again!”

Flower: “Glad that there’s someone on my team that’ll appreciate me for sure!”

Lightning: “Hey, uh, I’m here too!”

Flower: “You’re not in this conversation.”

Lightning: “Aw.”

Firey walks over to Four.

Firey: “Hey, Four! Can we name our teams?”

Four: “NO! That’ll be-”

X: “The next challenge!”

Blocky: “Then get ON with it!”

Four: “WE’RE GETTING THERE!”

Four throws Blocky up into the sky.

Ruby: “WOAH! Four, you did not just do that.”

Firey: “I’ll save you, Blocky!”

Firey starts building a tower up using yellow bricks, aiming to catch Blocky.

Four: “Hey! WHAT do you think YOU’RE doing?!”

Firey: “I just said I’m saving him!”

Clock turns to X.

Clock: “Any chance you could, you know, stop him?”

X: “I’d love to, but he’s too far up!”

Four slides over.

Four: “CLOCK! Go stop Firey!”

Clock: “Wh- no! Why would I do that?”

Four: “This is why I don’t like you.”

Rocky runs past, and positions himself so he can barf upwards towards Firey.

Firey: “WoahwoahWOAH- Don’t extinguish me!”

The two are in a close race, but-

Four: “ HEY. ”

Four snatches Rocky, who gives him a confused look.

Four: “I know I said to stop him, but you both are causing too much chaos, and I am NOT condoning that!”

Four: “...Unless it’s the CHALLENGE!”

Four makes a copy of Firey’s tower but blue, and then pulls the two upwards, extending both the towers AND the ground. He then places each team at the base of their tower, except for Blocky, who faceplants shortly after.

Four: “Each team has a brick tower to protect!... and another tower to destroy .”

X drops a pile of rocks on each side.

X: “I found some rocks you could use!”

Four: “The first team to get their tower knocked down loses.”

X snaps, then pumps his arms upward.

X: “Go, go, go!”

With the Four-colored team, everyone on the team is gathered outside the tower, with Leafy beginning to talk.

Leafy: “Alright, team-”

Lollipop: “Now, hold on, you really think we’re listening to you?”

Leafy: “Hey! I’m trying to lead the team-”

Gelatin slides in front of Leafy, interrupting her.

Gelatin: “Alright, team! What’s the plan?”

Silence.

Gelatin: “...Oh. There is no plan.”

Teardrop waves her arms.

Lollipop: “Wow, you don’t even care ?-”

Bubble: “Loillipop! I think she just has an idea.”

Bubble pulls out a whiteboard and marker, giving both to Teardrop.

Bubble: “Here, Teardroip.”

Teardrop smiles, taking the two items and quickly drawing up a plan.

Lollipop: “...So you want us to impersonate and infiltrate?”

Teardrop nods.

Lollipop: “Not a bad plan, actually. Consider me impressed.”

Gelatin: “Yeah! But- who do we impersonate? It can’t be Blocky, because last time I did that…”

A flashback happens. Gelatin is wearing a Blocky costume as he prances blissfully.

Gelatin: “...I got arrested for 2763 charges of various crimes.”

Gelatin is locked up. The flashback then ends.

Clock: “That seems outrageous. He can’t be that popular.”

Gelatin: “Oh, no, it was because of the pranks.”

Leafy then butts in.

Leafy: “I know!”

Gelatin: “Leafy, this isn’t your time-”

Rocky barfs on Gelatin.

Gelatin: “Oh.”

Leafy: “Thanks, Rocky! I knew you still supported me.”

Leafy pats Rocky on the head.

Leafy: “Aaaaaaaas I was saying-”

With the X-colored team, the members are chilling inside.

Blocky: “Y’know, I gotta say, Four did a pre-tty good job with this tower.”

Naily: “Yeah, he sure nailed it!”

Suddenly, a knock can be heard on the door.

Firey: “Who could that be?...”

Firey opens the door to reveal Bubble in a Flower costume.

Bubble: “Um- it’s me, Floiwer!”

Firey blinks.

Firey: “No, Bubble, you’re Bubble.”

Lollipop then appears in the doorway, also wearing a Flower costume.

Lollipop: “Come on, Bubs, did you really think that was convincing? You have to do it like this:”

Lollipop then attempts to imitate Flower’s voice.

Lollipop: “Hey, it’s me, Flower!”

Firey: “Wh- Lollipop?! You’re trying to trick us, too?!”

Firey shuts the door. However, when he turns back in, Gelatin is suddenly there… and he also has a Flower costume.

Gelatin: “Hey! It’s me, Flower.”

This time, Firey takes the bait.

Firey: “Oh my gosh, Flower! The worst thing just happened! Bubble and Lollipop tried to impersonate you!”

Gelatin: “ Wow . Some people are just… so vicious.”

Flower pops in, clearly angry about Firey being tricked.

Flower: “Wha- WHAT?! Firey, that’s- that’s Gelatin RIGHT there! He’s impersonating me, too!”

Firey: “Nice try, faker, but I know my teammates when I see them!”

Lightning: “Yeah, we were together on iance. I can tell this is Flower right here.”

Lightning points down to Gelatin, who grins.

Flower: “You CANNOT be serious!”

Naily: “Give up already, faker! Those petals aren’t even real!”

Bomby: “Yeah! Did you get them at… Gelatin’s FAKEhouse?!”

Flower: “No??? I don’t even shop there! I’d pick a more fashionable store than that!”

Gelatin: “But you bought them at a store, huh?”

Flower’s eye twitches.

Flower: “What?!-”

Gelatin: “Your little shtick is over, bub! Or should I say…”

Gelatin: “ Dora ?!”

Gelatin and a majority of the X-colored team pushes Flower out of the tower, before shutting the door on her.

Flower: “OH, FOR PETAL’S SAKE!”

Flower sits down, annoyed. But the door reopens, and Ruby hops out.

Ruby: “Flower!”

Flower: “Oh my gardener- At least you realize I’m me!”

Ruby: “Yeah, I couldn’t stop them…”

Ruby has a sudden idea.

Ruby: “Wait, Flower! Let’s climb up the tower! And then we can throw rocks at the other team and win all by ourselves!!!”

Flower: “...Yeah. Yeah- that’s PERFECT!”

Flower and Ruby grab some rocks and hop onto the wall of the tower. Meanwhile, the Four-colored team has started gathering rocks.

Clock: “Alright. On the count of three, throw. One, two-”

Leafy throws a bit too early, smacking Clock and knocking him down.

Leafy: “Oh my tree- Clock, I’m so sorry!”

Clock gets up.

Clock: “Are you kidding me-”

Rocky spits a rock out, knocking Clock down again.

Clock: “OW!’

Teardrop then picks up a rock as well, aiming it. She then throws it, this time missing Clock… but it just falls into the pit between the two towers, making a squeaky sound. She looks disappointed.

Clock: “Well, at least it didn’t hit me that time…”

Bubble and Lollipop then return.

Lollipop: “Have you all not done any work since we left?”

Leafy: “We’ve tried!”

Clock: “And all you’ve done is injure me.”

Leafy: “It’s the thought that counts, right?”

Lollipop: “Sigh…”

Clock: “Wait, where’s Gelatin?”

Lollipop: “Still undercover.”

Bubble: “Right noiw, he moist be destroiying the oither team’s toiwer!”

At that very moment, Gelatin was playing Spongy-Cake with Lightning.

Blocky: “Flower, you gotta be kidding me! You’re not doing any work?”

Gelatin: “Re- lax , block boy. You guys have this handled! Let me and Lightning do some iance-er bonding.”

Lightning: “Yeah!”

Blocky: “Ugh.”

Blocky goes back outside, where Bomby, Firey, and Naily are pushing the rocks.

Naily: “Urghh… come on, come on! We can’t screw this up!”

Firey: “Just go already, you stupid rocks!”

Blocky gives them a little push, sending the entire pile down below. A bunch of squeaky sounds are then heard.

Naily: “Hey!”

Blocky: “You were taking too long!”

Bomby: “Wait, what was that sound?”

Turns out, the rocks were all landing on X.

X: “Hehe!”

Bomby sees this…

…And just takes a bite out of a banana in response.

Blocky: “Okay, this isn’t working.”

Blocky grabs Bomby.

Bomby: “WOAH!”

Blocky: “Sorry not sorry, but we got a challenge to do!”

Blocky rips the friendship bracelet off him, drops him, and picks up Naily.

Naily: “Heyheyhey, hands off the merchandise!”

Blocky ignores her, as he speedily walks up the tower, wraps the bracelet around Naily, and tosses her towards the Four-colored team’s tower. She lands, sticking into the brick.

Naily: “Oh, you gotta be kidding me.”

Blocky then pulls out a spiky glove and attaches the other end of the bracelet to his team’s tower, making a bridge.

Blocky: “HEY, EVERYONE! If we climb this bridge, we can destroy the other team’s tower easy-peasy!”

This coaxes Bomby, Firey, Gelatin, and Lightning to all walk up as well.

Bomby: “WHERE IS NAILY?!”

Blocky: “Other side. If ya want ‘er, go get ‘er!”

Bomby: “Ohhhh… I’M COMING!”

Bomby hops onto the bracelet and runs ahead.

Lightning: “Ohhhh noo…”

Gelatin: “What’s wrong, X-colored buddy?”

Lightning: “The other team… they’re coming .”

Lightning points to the other side, where the Four-colored team is getting onto the bridge.

Clock: “Everyone, go, go, go!”

Blocky: “Alright, everyone, get on there!”

Blocky runs ahead, with the others following. Teardrop and Bomby start fighting, with Teardrop throwing punches. Bomby manages to dodge each one, before kicking Teardrop, but she recovers quickly, and drops down to hold onto the bracelet with her hands, pulling it down before leaping up and landing on it. Bomby is flung, but at the same time, Lollipop is, too.

Bomby: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-”

Lollipop: “Oh, well.”

Blocky: “What was THAT?!”

Teardrop smirks smugly. Blocky rubs his hands together.

Blocky: “Haha, alright, looks like we’re in for a fight, then!”

Teardrop prepares to battle.

Blocky: “...NOT!”

Blocky quickly hops to the back of the line, meaning Firey is in front.

Firey: “Huh-”

Teardrop hops onto Firey, extinguishing him as he screams. However, this causes Teardrop to accidentally drop down to the ground as well.

Blocky: “Works like a charm.”

Lightning: “But now we’re down to just three people!”

Gelatin: “I thought Ruby was with us.”

Lightning: “She left with the fake Flower.”

Gelatin: “Ohhhhhhhh! What a traitor, amiright?”

Clock looks over at Gelatin from the other side of the bracelet, appalled.

Clock: “GELATIN! You’re betraying us?!”

Blocky: “There’s no Gelatin over here, what are you talking about?”

Gelatin: “Yeah, Clock! It’s me! Flower!”

Clock: “Oh my clockhand.”

Leafy: “Don’t worry, Clock-y! I’m sure Rocky has this handled.”

Rocky stands still.

Leafy: “...Aaaaaany second now!”

Blocky: “You can’t be serious-”

Rocky starts firing out red balls at rapid speeds, pummelling Gelatin and causing him to scream.

Blocky: “OH, COME ON!”

Blocky then looks at Lightning.

Blocky: “...Wait. You can fly.”

Lightning: “Oh, yeah, I can.”

Lightning begins flying over to the other tower.

Clock: “Wh- hey! Stop him!”

Blocky shouts over.

Blocky: “ZAP THEM!”

Lightning: “Wh- no! I’m not-”

Leafy picks up Rocky, pointing him towards Lightning.

Leafy: “Go, Rocky, go!”

Lightning dodges.

Blocky: “IF YOU DON’T, YOU’RE GOING TO FALL AND WE’LL LOSE! YOU DON’T WANT TO BE THE FIRST BOOT, RIGHT?”

Lightning: “I- I- Okay, okay!”

Lightning zaps Clock, causing him to fall off.

Lightning: “There-”

Lightning is then hit by a ball, sending him through Bubble - popping her - and all the way past the tower.

Naily: “...Wow.”

Naily: “...Hey, uh, is anyone gonna get me outta here?”

Meanwhile, Flower and Ruby have finished climbing up the tower.

Flower: “Whew! Finally, we made it!”

Ruby: “Uh, Flower?”

Flower: “What is it, Ruby-”

Flower sees the bridge and the fighting.

Flower: “OH MY GARDENER, THEY BEAT US UP HERE?!”

Ruby: “It’s okay, it’s okay, I have a new idea!”

Ruby jumps into Flower’s hands.

Ruby: “Throw me!”

Flower: “Ruby, you’ll just shatter.”

Ruby: “Nahhhhhh, trust me, girl!”

Flower: “Well- if you say so???”

Flower charges up a throw…

Leafy: “Oh, looks like it’s two against one, Blocky!”

Rocky nods.

Blocky: “Oh, yeah? Well, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.”

Leafy: “Hm?”

Ruby then whizzes past the three, causing them all to trip up.

Leafy: “WoahwoahWOAH-”

Leafy accidentally drops Rocky towards Blocky, causing both to fall.

Leafy: “NO!”

Leafy: “...Wait, this means we can win!-”

Ruby slams into the base of the Four-colored team’s tower, destabilizing it. It starts sliding off to the side.

Leafy: “...Why is the bridge moving?”

She turns around.

Leafy: “OH MY GARDENIA!”

Leafy tries running away, but she trips, tearing the bracelet as she tries to climb up.

Leafy: “WaitwaitwaitWAIT-”

And the Four-colored team’s tower falls into rubble. Flower watches from the X-colored team’s tower.

Flower: “...Huh.”

Flower: “Wait, I won! I WON! YES!”

Flower starts dancing. Four and X then pop in.

Four: “Time’s up!”

X: “The X-colored team’s tower is perfectly fine!”

Four: “Meanwhile, the Four-colored team’s cot no longer exists. How disappointing .”

X: “Because the X-colored team has a place to live, they are the Have Cots!”

Four: “Because the Four-colored team doesn’t, they are the Have Nots!”

X: “And that means…”

Four: “Viewers. Vote which one of the Have Nots you want to be safe.”

X: “The contestant with the least votes will be eliminated next episode!”

[VOTE!]

Naily sits within the rubble of the Have Nots’s tower, still stuck.

Naily: “...Helllllloooooooo? Anybody out there? I need help!”

Silence.

Naily: “...Aw, come on.”