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I'm talkin' all around the clock (A Targg/Háma NSFW Alphabet)

Summary:

The long awaited sequel to the fluff alphabet I did for Targg and Háma a while back.

Notes:

Apparently "blowjob training" wasn't a tag before this fic, so uh... there's that.

Anyways, enjoy my unhinged ramblings!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Aftercare - What they’re like after sex.

After sex, Targg makes sure Háma is taken care of; a drink of water, a washcloth to wipe away any mess, and clean sheets if they are required. Sometimes a bath will be drawn for both of them if they have enough energy afterwards. Háma is very affectionate and needy after sex, wanting to cuddle as soon as possible. He also will sing Targg’s praises, telling him how much he loved their time together.

Body part - Their favorite body part of their partner’s. (A/N: I did a SFW version of this, so I wanted to mention different body parts for this one.)

Targg loves Háma’s thighs; holding them, kissing them, covering them in love bites. He also loves the feeling of Háma’s thighs wrapped around his head when he goes down on Háma and those same thighs wrapped around Targg’s waist when they fuck.

Háma loves Targg’s arms; he feels safe and secure when being held in them. And the fact that Targg can carry Háma easily is a huge plus for him. Targg can lift Háma in his arms and fuck him against the wall while still holding onto his entire body weight no problem.

Cum - Anything to do with cum, basically.

When they have anal sex, Targg will cum into Háma one hundred percent of the time. Targg loves the sensation of filling Háma up, and Háma loves the sensation of being filled up. If they do oral and Targg cums in Háma’s mouth, or vice versa, they will kiss each other afterwards. The act of making out with cum mixing with their saliva is a turn on for Háma.

Dirty secret - Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs.

Targg fantasizes about getting Háma pregnant sometimes. After sex, he’ll watch as his cum oozes out of Háma’s hole and he wants to stuff it back in, see if it’ll take. Deep down, Targg dreams about starting a family with Háma, but he also wonders if that life is for him, or if he’s too old for it. 

Háma has a secret stash of erotic fiction. It ranges from ‘wholesome’ tales about couples consummating their marriage to full-on kinky porn featuring intercourse between men and monsters multiple times their size. He knows the wilder stories are unrealistic but they still get him off anyways. 

 Experience - How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

Targg has had a handful of sexual partners in the past prior to being with Háma. The first person was someone he was in a relationship with, the others were more like casual flings or friends-with-benefits situations. So Targg definitely knows what he’s doing. Háma was a virgin before meeting Targg, never getting the opportunity to have those kinds of relations. That being said, he has read about sex through literature, both fiction and educational, along with a lot of solo play, so he isn’t fully clueless. He just needs someone who will help him learn and Targg makes an excellent teacher.

Favorite position - This goes without saying.

Two of Targg’s favorite positions are the cowgirl and lotus positions. He prefers when he’s face to face with Háma, and he loves seeing Háma bounce on his cock. Háma’s favorite position is the mating press. It’s a position they have tried once on a whim and he’s been obsessed ever since. The feeling of Targg being as physically close to Háma as possible drives him crazy.

Goofy - Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?

They both take sex quite seriously, so there are no intentionally humorous moments. But a chuckle or giggle will be had if there’s a slip up; tripping over clothes on the floor for example.

Hair - How well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?

Targg has some body hair, but he keeps it trimmed. His pubic hair is gray, the same shade as his eyebrows. The only body hair Háma has is his pubic hair, which is blonde and not super visible. But sometimes he will shave it off because he likes being smooth down there.

Intimacy - How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.

Sex between Targg and Háma is usually quite romantic. They are constantly kissing each other throughout it, holding each other, and saying ‘I love you’ or some variation of it. When engaging in kinker sex, they might not be as romantic compared to their vanilla sessions, but it is more than made up for during aftercare. (It’s about 70% love making/30% hardcore fucking)

Jack off - Masturbation headcanon(s).

Targg has masturbated more frequently in his younger years, but now he only really does it about once a month. He’ll just use his hand and his imagination to do the deed. Pre-relationship, Háma would masturbate twice a week at least . He was pent-up and in need of an outlet. Háma would use his hand, a wooden dildo (more on that later), and a pillow to hump. He does it less frequently now that he’s with Targg, because two is better than one.

Kink - One or more of their kinks.

Targg, even with his experience, is definitely more on the vanilla side when it comes to kinks. His kinks include: Breeding, Cockwarming, Body Worship, Mutual Masturbation, Praise (He wants to praise and to be praised)

Háma is secretly a bit of a freak. His kinks include: Bondage/Restraints (Tie him up! Please!), Spanking, Overstimulation, Spit (In his mouth), Breeding (He had this kink before being with Targg), Praise (Not something he initially thought he liked for himself, but that changed the first time Targg called him a ‘good boy’)

Location - Favorite places to do the do.

They prefer to have sex on the bed; it’s comfy, romantic, and they can both doze off afterwards. However, they have had sex in other locations. Specifically the bathtub or shower, against the wall, and on top of Targg’s desk.

Motivation - What turns them on, gets them going.

Háma is turned on when seeing Targg discipline someone. Targg has a calm demeanor, and Háma loves him for that, but seeing him be more domineering just does something to Háma. He’s also turned on by Targg’s more cocky/confident side.

Targg gets turned on when Háma wears tights. They hug his legs perfectly and if his tunic were lifted up just a little bit in the back, one could fully see the outline of his ass, and that really gets Targg going. Háma knows this and will take advantage of his weakness. (Fun fact: Háma canonically wears tights, he wears them in his introductory scene.)

No - Something they wouldn’t do.

Targg does not want to seriously hurt Háma. Things like leaving hickeys, hair-pulling, and spanking are A-OK, but he refuses to choke Háma (any damage to the neck is a no-go) or do anything that would draw blood. Targg is also turned off by consensual non-consent. Sex for him is an act that should be pleasurable for both parties. He’s not enjoying himself if Háma is acting like he doesn’t want it. Neither Targg nor Háma want to do anything unsanitary in the bedroom. The idea of it grosses them out.

Oral - Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

Targg has performed oral sex a multitude of times in the past, so going down on Háma is not a difficult task. In fact he loves it, because of how responsive Háma’s body is along with all the cute noises he makes. When Háma is close to his release, Targg will keep a firm grip on Háma’s thighs so he doesn't attempt to squirm away.

Háma on the other hand struggled the first time he tried to give Targg a blow job, attempting to take his entire length in one go and nearly making himself sick. So Targg has to teach him, which he finds super embarrassing but Targg assures him it’s okay. Targg has Háma start by just giving Targg’s cock little kitten licks along the side and the tip. Then Háma will put just the tip in his mouth. They work on reducing his gag reflex and eventually (this goes on for multiple sessions), Háma can deep-throat Targg's cock without gagging. During the first few ‘lessons’, Targg only lets himself cum on Háma’s face or lolled out tongue. Only when Háma can successfully take in Targg’s cock, and Háma gives him permission very enthusiastically, does he let his restraint go and cum down Háma’s throat.

Pace - Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?

Targg prefers to be slow and sensual. He’s more of a romantic who wants to take his time with Háma, making sweet love to him and all that. Háma is good with both, it depends on his mood. Slow and sensual for when he’s craving more affectionate sessions, and fast and rough when he needs his brains fucked out.

Quickie - Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

Targg prefers to take things nice and slow with sex, so quickies are not something he is a fan of. However, if Háma is really riled up, he’ll fool around on occasion. But it’s usually just oral or a thighjob.

Targg: You are so insatiable sometimes.

Háma: But you love it.

Risk - Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?

As long as no boundaries are being crossed, they are both willing to experiment with positions, kinks, etc. When it comes to kinks specifically, it’s Háma for the most part wanting to try something new. He’ll bat his lashes at Targg and go “Can we try this, please?”, and nine times out of ten Targg will fold immediately.

The riskiest thing they’ve ever done involved Targg at his desk while Háma sat underneath giving him a blowjob with the very real chance that someone could walk in on them. Háma would be hidden from view but Targg would have to do all he can to keep his composure. 

Stamina - How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

Targg is active and quite fit, so he can last quite a while. His average is three rounds, but he has managed to go up to five. It’s similar for Háma but he also has the gift of ‘being in your twenties’ so he can last longer. His personal best of seven (7!!!) rounds was when he was riding Targg and just kept bouncing on it (crazy style) until he collapsed on Targg’s chest from pure exhaustion.

Toys - Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?

Targg doesn’t really see the use of sex toys, at least he didn’t prior to his relationship with Háma. But Háma manages to convince him that toys are meant to be an extension to sex, not a replacement. So he’ll try them if it pleases Háma.

Háma owned a wooden phallus he bought in secret prior to his relationship with Targg. Now that he’s with Targg, and has managed to get him to be more open minded, Háma gets leather cock rings (for the both of them), a wooden plug, and glass anal beads (to use on himself).

Unfair - How much do they like to tease?

They will both tease the other, but during different times. Háma will tease before they have sex or when he wants sex. It will be anything from wearing tights and "accidentally" dropping something, presenting his ass to Targg as he slowly bends over, to whispering lewd things in his ear when they're in public. Targg will tease during sex, mostly to get back at Háma being a tease, things like touching Háma everywhere but his cock and denying him his orgasm. He’ll stop his teasing when a teary eyed Háma apologizes (he will definitely do this again).

Volume - How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.

Háma is LOUD as fuck! He will moan, whimper, cry, mewl, babble, whine, etc. And most of the time, Targg loves hearing these noises. On the rare chance someone might hear them, Háma will have to be gagged (don’t worry he likes it).

Targg isn’t as loud as Háma, but he’s definitely not silent either. He moans, groans, and will whisper sweet nothings into Háma’s ear along with general dirty talk. Háma is simply obsessed with how filthy Targg can get.

Wild card - A random headcanon.

Háma likes to wear feminine clothing in the bedroom sometimes. Things like stockings, corsets, and ribbons to tie his hair up. He just likes the way it looks on him, and he loves getting all dolled up for Targg, who loves seeing Háma like this in turn.

Occasionally, Targg will wake up with morning wood when they sleep together. He’ll try to take care of it on his own, but in doing so he accidentally wakes Háma up with all the noise he is making. Háma, being the caring partner he is, wants to help Targg with his problem. So they’ll spend a few extra minutes in bed, spooning while Targg thrusts his cock between Háma’s bare thighs.

X-ray - Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes.

Targg’s dick: 7.5 inches (19 cm) length, 5 inch (12.7 cm) girth, dark rosy brown tip

Háma’s dick: 6 inches (15.2 cm) length, 4.5 inch (11.4 cm) girth, reddish-pink tip

Yearning - How high is their sex drive?

Targg being in his forties means that his sex drive has gone down from when he was younger. Regardless, it is still above the average for men his age. Háma being in his mid-twenties means that his sex drive is at its peak. His libido is very high.

Zzz - How quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?

It usually takes around 45 minutes for Targg to fall asleep afterwards. During that time, he will do his aftercare routine along with making sure both he and Háma are comfortable in bed.

For Háma it depends on how many rounds of sex they had together. If it’s just one, he’ll get to sleep in an hour at most, but if it’s the maximum amount of rounds Háma will drift off in 5 minutes. It also depends on the time of day for him, if it’s late at night he’ll get sleepy regardless of how many rounds they had. 

Notes:

(I actually made penis size headcanons for p much all the WOTR guys, but like... idk where to put them)

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