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1. AI Could Never make Shit Like Real People by Depraved Necromancer (BvinYa_Raama) for Anna_Hopkins, AmiRiddle_2005, floral_is_fading, True_Gold

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   10 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Rabastan Lestrange
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Other Characters
   • Dark Livestream
   • Crack
   • Dark Crack
   • Misunderstandings
   • misspellings
   • Comedy of Errors
   • Potty Humor
   • Bad Humor
   • the dark lord has interesting tastes
   • E-Celeb Voldemort
   • POV Outsider
   • POV Alternating
   • Misread a word and create something spectacular
   • author's speciality
   • cursed crack
   • Public Humiliation

   Summary

   [Crackfic of Fanfic; Dark Livestream inspired]

   The Dark Lord eyed the blond wizard kneeling before him with mild disdain, detectable despite the hood he had taken to wearing of late. "Lucius," he murmured. "You may rise." His red eyes glittered within the shadows cast by the hood. "Do have a sꞓat, now; what is it that brings you to my office today?"

   This line gets... creatively interpreted.
   Very creatively interpreted.
   

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,280

   Chapters:

   4/4

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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