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The clouds parted sending a beautiful ray of sunshine onto the city of Inkopolis, which is shattered as soon as you snap back to reality and notice that our two main characters are in Moray Towers. Agent 4 opens her locker and takes out a splat bomb, preparing for the upcoming fight. She took a peek through The Shoal's window to the practice room to see Agent 8 beating a test dummy to death with a clash blaster. Not shooting. Beating to death. Apparently they have repressed emotional baggage. Agent 4 smirked as an idea popped into her head. reached for the
aforementioned splat bomb and tossed it at eight, however four doesn't have the best depth perception, so the bomb hit the training dummy and flew through the roof.
"Hey, you popped the dummy before I could finish letting out my repressed emotions!" Eight complained.
"We have a bigger problem, that bomb is somewhere in the city. We could pay a fine! I mean accidentally hurt somebody!" Four replied. They began looking for where the bomb had landed, from a brilliant deduction
They narrowed the search down to the Ammo Knights store. Because it had a bomb shaped hole in the window, They open the door to ammo knights slowly and...Sheldon was lying on the floor dead. In a puddle of yellow ink. Four quickly spun
around and grabbed Eight.
"WHAT COLOR IS MY HAIR?!" Four demanded.
"Yellow."
"Oh crap, I just killed a man."
While Four was staying put, staring at the wall, mentally sorting out every bad thing she'd ever done in her life, Eight was picking up Sheldon's corpse. Four's head nearly twisted backwards to look at the activity Eight was currently indulging in.
"WHAT ARE YO-"
"You don't want to go to prison right? We're gonna bury Sheldon." Eight stated nonchalantly stuffing Sheldon's dead body into a trash bag.
"If anybody asks." Eight pauses, to hold the door open for Four (Who Eight had given the corpse bag to.)
"We're taking out the trash." Eight finished. They eventually arrive at a forest and buried the body. However, the body stood up.
"OH CRAP IT'S SATAN!" Four said calmly.
"YA'LL THOUGHT YOU COULD KILL OLD SHELDON EH? WELL THINK AGAIN!"
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