Archive of Our Own ^beta

bightlulb (Today at 2:06 AM)
oooo you better RUN man run

zesty cucumber (Today at 2:06 AM)
I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK
IM SO SORRY PAINTBRUSH
IVE LEARNED MY LESSON ILL NEVER LOG ONTO REDDIT AGAIN

bightlulb (Today at 2:06 AM)
OOOOOO
painty's GOING to tear you limb from limb
<3

zesty cucumber (Today at 2:07 AM)
IM SORRY IM SORRY ILL DELETE THE MESSAGE

#1 FAN (Today at 2:07 AM)
holy jeepers!
sounds like a real ungnarly situation!!!
i wish you luck dude-bro!! <3

zesty cucumber (Today at 2:07 AM)
FAN IM GOING TO SKIN YOU ALIVE

#1 FAN (Today at 2:07 AM)
🥺

bightlulb (Today at 2:07 AM)
WAIT
paintbrush is my PARTNER

nickel. (Today at 2:08 AM)
you're just now realizing this?

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:08 AM)
yesss good job queen!! <3

bightlulb (Today at 2:08 AM)
WHY AM I HELPING PICKLE

zesty cucumber (Today at 2:08 AM)
YOURE LITERALLY NOT?????????????
oh this is the end for me. I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
it is.
oddly fire shaped. WITH A STICK AT THE BOTTOM 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:09 AM)
🔥?

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:14 AM)
.

bawwoon (Today at 2:14 AM)
P---
Pickle?
Are you there bud?

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:15 AM)
yeah hes a goner

#1 FAN (Today at 2:15 AM)
fo shizzle!!

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:16 AM)
STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE THAT

#1 FAN (Today at 2:16 AM)
woah!!!
not coolio bro

bightlulb (Today at 2:16 AM)
stop pickle stop!! let paintbrush tear you limb for limb 🥴🥴

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:17 AM)
idiot

bightlulb (Today at 2:17 AM)
guys i did it i helped paintbrush
guess who has two thumbs and is getting best girlfriend ever award

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:17 AM)
me?

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:17 AM)
no, no
you need to HAVE a girlfriend to win that award

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:18 AM)
.

#1 FAN (Today at 2:18 AM)
HARSH????

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:18 PM)
oh thank god he stopped talking in surfer slang.

#1 FAN (Today at 2:19 AM)
NOT gnarly dude!!!!

bightlulb (Today at 2:19 AM)
dyou know what rhymes with idiot?

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:20 AM)
are you continuing the conversation where i called you an idiot like eight messages ago?
because i have to be honest
i kind of thought calling someone an idiot ended a conversation

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:20 AM)
ohhh :0
you know that actually explains so much about our conversations 3

bightlulb (Today at 2:20 AM)
@stab stab stabbity stab i'll sic paintbrush after you

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:20 AM)
they're not a dog?

#1 FAN (Today at 2:21 AM)
oh hes absolutely terrified 😭

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:21 AM)
im literally not???
dude what-fucking-ever.
@baintprush no.

bightlulb (Today at 2:21 AM)
bidiot

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:21 AM)
and i dont care
FUCK

bawwoon (Today at 2:21 AM)
She beat you xD

bightlulb (Today at 2:21 AM)
heh
bidiot
YKNOW it kinda sounds like

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:21 AM)
how are you such a fast fucking typer oh my god

bightlulb (Today at 2:21 AM)
LIKE
i didnt FINISH my SENTENCE knife cmon

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:22 AM)
i want to type fast too
i cant take this anymore
jumping

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:22 AM)
thank god 🙏
doing us all a favor 👍

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:22 AM)
youre my thirteenth reason why

bightlulb (Today at 2:22 AM)
GUYS WAIT im blanking
whats the popular meme with the word that begins with bi and is often used as a meme???

nickel. (Today at 2:22 AM)
@OJ

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:23 AM)
????? why did you at oj??

nickel. (Today at 2:23 AM)
he's bi
and i often think of him as a meme

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:23 AM)
fair enough

bightlulb (Today at 2:23 AM)
bidion,,,
it's so bedover???

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:23 AM)
@OJ

bightlulb (Today at 2:23 AM)
ITS LITERALLY on the tip of my tongue GIVE ME A MOMENT

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:23 AM)
im going to leave this server.

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:24 AM)
i wish

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:24 AM)
lightbulb where even IS paintbrush??
get them to deal with your antics

bightlulb (Today at 2:24 AM)
NOOOOOOOOOO they're busy :(
paintbrush is pissed at pickle :((
he dmed pb a CRAZY number of the crazy c&p a bajillion times
im prettyyyyy sure theyre googling how to hack into his discord

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:24 AM)
???

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:24 AM)
as one does.

bawwoon (Today at 2:24 AM)
Logical course of action

bightlulb (Today at 2:24 AM)
I MISS THEMMM
you guys just aren't the same

#1 FAN (Today at 2:25 AM)
???? mean >:(

bightlulb (Today at 2:25 AM)
IM SO LONELYYYYY
.
guys,,,,,,,
this is the part where YOU say "we'll always be there for you'

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:25 AM)
...you want me to tell you we'll always be there for you?

bightlulb (Today at 2:25 AM)
argh
you're right
i would never want relationship advice from any of you

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:25 AM)
bitch?

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:26 AM)
she has a point

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:26 AM)
DUDE??

#1 FAN (Today at 2:26 AM)
im literally in a relationship????
so not gnarly dude

bightlulb (Today at 2:26 AM)
SIGHHHHHH
do you think jesus felt this way when he got put on that big stick

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:26 AM)
sure

nickel. (Today at 2:26 AM)

bawwoon (Today at 2:27 AM)
Uh... Lightbulb I don't think that's right

bightlulb (Today at 2:27 AM)
oh my god was buddha the carpenter

bawwoon (Today at 2:27 AM)
No no no!!
It was Jesus

bightlulb (Today at 2:27 AM)
oh
phew
i thought i was about to get cancelled

bawwoon (Today at 2:27 AM)
I'm pretty sure the actual term for what Jesus did was "circumsize!!"

bightlulb (Today at 2:27 AM)
.
oh?????????

nickel. (Today at 2:27 AM)
.

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:27 AM)
...that's not!

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:27 AM)

#1 FAN (Today at 2:27 AM)
balloon i think youve stunned me out of surfer speak
now i owe pb money :(

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:27 AM)
hold on.

nickel. (Today at 2:28 AM)
.

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:28 AM)
what the fuck do you think happened to jesus balloon

nickel. (Today at 2:28 AM)
JESUS DID NOT GET FUCKING CIRCUMSIZED
THE FUCK

bightlulb (Today at 2:28 AM)
no i think hes onto something

nickel. (Today at 2:28 AM)
lightbulb if you do not shut the fuck up i swear to god

bawwoon (Today at 2:28 AM)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN???

nickel. (Today at 2:28 AM)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????

bawwoon (Today at 2:28 AM)
Jesus got circumsized!!!?

nickel. (Today at 2:28 AM)
NO
THE FUCK
HE DIDN'T
????

bawwoon (Today at 2:28 AM)
Yes he did??
It's the reason we celebrate Christmas every year!!

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:28 AM)
oh
😟

bawwoon (Today at 2:29 AM)
Duh

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:29 AM)
that's just
.
wrong.

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:29 AM)
can we get this guy a podcast
think he'd really flourish

bightlulb (Today at 2:29 AM)
im cfrying

nickel. (Today at 2:29 AM)
.
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im going to fucking kill you /srs

bawwoon (Today at 2:29 AM)
Uh
@Moderators

nickel. (Today at 2:30 AM)
YOU CANNOT BE BLATANTLY WRONG
AND THEN RUN TO THE MODERATORS

#1 FAN (Today at 2:30 AM)
this is #genuinely the funniest thing ive ever seen

nickel. (Today at 2:30 AM)
THE FUCKING AUDACITY??

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:30 AM)
balloon

nickel. (Today at 2:30 AM)
IM GOING TO FUCKING
FHVKEJFVGVVGHEJFAJHVFDAG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:30 AM)
jesus got crucified lol

bawwoon (Today at 2:30 AM)
Oh

bightlulb (Today at 2:30 AM)
YEAH
FEKHJFKJAVFVJFR HELP

nickel. (Today at 2:31 AM)

bawwoon (Today at 2:31 AM)
What's the difference?

nickel. (Today at 2:31 AM)
DID HE JUST ASK
WHAT THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE WAS

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:31 AM)
this server feels like im continuously in the process of getting a lobotomy

nickel. (Today at 2:32 AM)
im cool. im cool.

bightlulb (Today at 2:32 AM)
knowing nickel he's whiet knukcle clenching the egde of the sink telling hisefl to calm down
it's okay nickel
pat pat

stab stab stabbity stab (Today at 2:32 AM)
why do you treat everyone you meet like a dog

bightlulb (Today at 2:32 AM)
why are you noticing :3
freak.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:32 AM)
Hey. Uh.
I'm sorry, but I think I was added into the wrong server?

bightlulb (Today at 2:34 AM)
.

THE MIC!!! (Today at 2:34 AM)
what

bightlulb (Today at 2:34 AM)
.

nickel. (Today at 2:34 AM)
oh my god??

bightlulb (Today at 2:34 AM)
.
.

#1 FAN (Today at 2:34 AM)
@everyone

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:34 AM)
omg??
jesus christ what a jumpscare D:>

nickel. (Today at 2:34 AM)
THE WORD JESUS CHRIST IS A FUCKING JUMPSCARE SUITCASE
CAN WE BAN IT??
getting flashbacks

bightlulb (Today at 2:34 AM)
.

#1 FAN (Today at 2:34 AM)
@everyone GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!!!

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:35 AM)
im not adding jesus christ to the pinned list of banned words nickel are you insane

THE TREBLE!! (Today at 2:35 AM)
Why is fan atting everyone didnt we ban that
WAIT
Omg?????

bightlulb (Today at 2:35 AM)
.

ballbase (Today at 2:35 AM)
What's going on?

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (Today at 2:35 AM)
????

trophy | jock | single | eyes turn red when mad (Today at 2:35 AM)
wsg gng

bightlulb (Today at 2:35 AM)
.

Paper! (Today at 2:35 AM)
Heyy!!
I don't really think we had to at everyone lol
Considering it's 2AM

no, bless YOU (Today at 2:35 AM)
well im awake now

has the 1 braincell (Today at 2:35 AM)
Are you okay Fan?

thats a real knee slapper (Today at 2:36 AM)
It's almost like everyone's here!

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (Today at 2:36 AM)
who @ed everyone??? >:C

OJ (Today at 2:36 AM)
Whoa! Why have I been @ed four times?
@#1 FAN please refrain from using the '@everyone' feature in the future.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:36 AM)
Haha. Yeah. I agree with him.
I don't think you needed to @everyone. I could've just left.

#1 FAN (Today at 2:37 AM)
OJ LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!
THEYRE ALIVE!!

OJ (Today at 2:37 AM)
Holy shit.

thats a real knee slapper (Today at 2:37 AM)
OJ SWORE?
That's how you know it's orangeously serious

ballbase (Today at 2:37 AM)
Is that Mephone????

thats a real knee slapper (Today at 2:37 AM)
G
Get it?
Because it's outrageously serious

Paper! (Today at 2:37 AM)
OJ what's going on?

MePhone4 (Today at 2:37 AM)
I'm. Uh.
I'm just going to leave.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:38 AM)
.
What?

has the 1 braincell (Today at 2:38 AM)
Interesting!
It appears as if he can't leave either

MePhone4 (Today at 2:39 AM)
What is happening?
Why won't it let me leave??

suitcase ::bag-emoji:: (Today at 2:39 AM)
...maybe you should answer that one in dms, oj

bightlulb (Today at 2:39 AM)
,,,yeahhh
maybe that's for the best

trophy | jock | single | eyes turn red when mad (Today at 2:39 AM)
ru kidding me suitcase????
the first interesting thing to happen here and u want him to move to dms???
bffrrr

OJ (Today at 2:39 AM)
Yeah

Pepper <3 (Today at 2:39 AM)
WAIT so random guy off the street gets to enter OJ's DMS but I don't???
This is BS!!!

OJ (Today at 2:40 AM)
!
How about we move this to DMs?

OJ (Today at 2:40 AM)
So!
Uh

MePhone4 (Today at 2:40 AM)
What is going on?
Who are those people??

OJ (Today at 2:41 AM)
Uhm
You know
This is kind of hard to explain
We're not like—killers—or anything, don't worry!
We're just normal objects!!

MePhone4 (Today at 2:41 AM)
I don't believe you
How did you add me to that server

OJ (Today at 2:42 AM)
We kinda
.
Didn't.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:42 AM)
What is THAT supposed to mean?

OJ (Today at 2:42 AM)
Trust me, we're just as confused as you are.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:42 AM)
THAT DOESNT INSTALL CONFIDENCE??

OJ (Today at 2:43 AM)
I'm trying to think of the most believable way to put it!!
Because you're not going to believe me
I can barely believe it myself

MePhone4 (Today at 2:43 AM)
Just tell me if I have to phone the police or not

OJ (Today at 2:44 AM)
Oh do NOT do that!
Okay, fine

MePhone4 (Today at 2:44 AM)
Thank you

OJ (Today at 2:45 AM)
We were all in the same boat you're in right now, trust me.
Was Lightbulb online when you were in the server?

MePhone4 (Today at 2:45 AM)
I think she was??
She didn't say much

OJ (Today at 2:46 AM)
She was, I just checked.
Anyways, Lightbulb was the VERY first one to join the server.
Based on server logs accessible to the mods, personal ancedotes, and her own account of the tale, she was in the server before she even created a Discord account.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:47 AM)
I didn't have a Discord account before today either

OJ (Today at 2:47 AM)
That's been a recurring theme, yeah.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:47 AM)
????? How do I leave

OJ (Today at 2:47 A)
About that!
You. Uh.
You can't leave the server.

MePhone4 (Today at 2:47 AM)
Am I being Prank'd?

OJ (Today at 2:48 AM)
I don't know if it's a Discord glitch, or a wifi glitch, or just something else, but nobody in the server can leave it.
They're just automatically added back in

MePhone4 (Today at 2:48 AM)
You're pranking me
You've gotta be

OJ (Today at 2:48 AM)
I told you
I literally said you wouldn't believe me :/

OJ (Today at 2:54 AM)
Look, I know some of the people in the server look a bit....
Stand-offish.
But I promise they're not that bad. You might as well make the most of the situation 🤷

MePhone4 (Today at 2:55 AM)
I don't want to make the most of the situation

MePhone4 (Today at 2:59 AM)
What the hell??
I can't join other servers?
Or log out???

OJ (Today at 3:01 AM)
Yeah, that's another side effect
You can't log out or create a new Discord account, and you can't join other servers.
Nobody knows why, but the only people we're allowed to DM and message are each other

MePhone4 (Today at 3:01 AM)
Did I die
Am I in hell

OJ (Today at 3:02 AM)
If Hell's a forced Discord-server, than humanity should be very thankful
LOL

OJ (Today at 3:11 AM)
Look
Personally? I would make the most of the situation.
Scroll through the other members intros in the #intros channel, make your own, talk to people in general
I know you don't believe me in general
But at the very least, I think you should believe me when I tell you that the objects in that server are VERY intrigued by you.

MePhone4 (Today at 3:13 AM)
And why is that???
Why did everyone freak out when I spoke in the server??
????
OJ.

OJ (Today at 3:15 AM)
Remember when I said Lightbulb was the first one who joined the server?

MePhone4 (Today at 3:15 AM)
Yeah???
Why???

OJ (Today at 3:16 AM)
I lied

MePhone4 (Today at 3:19 AM)
OK?
.
Why is that important? Who joined first?

OJ (Today at 3:20 AM)
You did.

MePhone4 (Today at 3:20 AM)
What

OJ (Today at 3:20 AM)
MePhone, you created the server.

MePhone4 (Today at 3:21 AM)
What

bightlulb (04/01/2021)
HEY i am a LIGHTBULB whose name is LIGHTBULB!!!! i am VERY CONFUSED as to what i am doing in this server RAHHHHHHH 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪!!
mephone you are not currently active but as soon as you are online PLEASE CHECK OUT general one because i have asked a LOT of questions. like what is this.
who are you.
are you a phone or a me
(thats a really important question please answer asap. if youre a me i think were going to have to fight because IM a me and there can only be one of us).
my pronouns are he/him and while i dont exactly have the SMALLEST idea as to what i am doing here, i am VERY excited to be here.
please come alive soon tho otherwise i will LTIERALLY DIE of BOREDOM.

zesty cucumber (05/01/2021)
heyyy im pickle,!! just like lightbulb im not EXACTLY sure as to what i am doing here??? but its whatevs who even cares
he/him pronouns as well!! im so ass at giving intros though youre going to have to excuse me i swear im entertaining
im literally the best at doing everything ever. how do i put that down into a two word intro????
short answer you CANT
theres just too much greatness for a discord message to contain
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

bightlulb (05/01/2021)
okay bud we get it youre cool 💔

zesty cucumber (05/01/2021)
just had to make sure they REALLY understand
yk how it is

bightlulb (05/01/2021)
LITERALLY no

OJ (06/01/2021)
Hey, I'm OJ
Just like everyone else I don't really know what's going on??? I'm okay with going with the flow though

bightlulb (05/01/2021)
we LITERALLY threw a party for you when you joined HELLO???
you BETTER stay

zesty cucumber (05/01/2021)
tbf its not like he has a choice

OJ (06/01/2021)
Yeah. Not exactly the happiest person alive because of that
I guess it's fine? We're probably here for some reason, so I'll just suffer or wtv

bightlulb (06/01/2021)
THATS the right attitude ^^

zesty cucumber (06/01/2021)
amen vro 💪

THE ROCK!! (07/01/2021)
SOUR CREAM!!!

zesty cucumber (07/01/2021)
i fw you heavy style little dude

THE ROCK!! (07/01/2021)
SOUR CREAM!!!!!!!!!

Pepper <3 (08/01/2021)
Hiiii im
Likeeeeee
Totallyyyyyyyy
Salt

Salt <3 (08/01/2021)
OMG SALT THAT WAS LIKE
TOTALLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY

Pepper <3 (08/01/2021)
OH EM GEE REALLYYYYY??

Salt <3 (08/01/2021)
REALLYYYY!!!
We're like
TOTES BCFFs

Pepper <3 (08/01/2021)
FRRRR
BCFFS FOREVER!!!

OJ (08/01/2021)
Oh no.

bightlulb (04/01/2021)
NOT FAIR
you guys got to join the discord server TOGETHER??

Salt <3 (08/01/2021)
Our friendship literally let's us do anything we want, duh.
Me and Salty Salt are like literally BCFF's
We've known each other since the womb LOL

THE ROCK!! (08/01/2021)
SOUR CREAM!!

zesty cucumber (08/01/2021)
i like dat u keep it real little dude

bawwoon (10/01/2021)
What is this
You people are weird get me out of here
I hate you all and I hate this server
I'm going to kill you all.

bightlulb (10/01/2021)
thats the WORST intro ive ever seen
you didnt give your name nor your pronouns
INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND

bawwoon (10/01/2021)
Why would I give you people my information?? I don't like any of you

OJ (10/01/2021)
I'm going to assume their name is Balloon
Based on.
You know.
Their Discord name.

bawwoon (10/01/2021)
Wtf???
Stop making assumptions about me

OJ (10/01/2021)
🙄

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
i'm going to fucking kill all of you

bightlulb (11/01/2021)
thats a strong first impression

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
mark my words
why am i in this stupid fucking server
somebody kick me now

OJ (11/01/2021)
Really glad that the quality of the occupants of this server has decreased since I've joined
Makes me feel really good about myself

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
"quality of occupants has decreased" 🤓☝️
mf has GOT to be fucking with us

Pepper <3 (08/01/2021)
OMG U like, totally said it OJ
Ur the coolest object here LOL

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
i'm deleting this app

zesty cucumber (11/01/2021)
naw

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
the hell you mean naw?

zesty cucumber (11/01/2021)
naw

bightlulb (11/01/2021)
you cant delete the app either dude we've already TRIED everything we've been here for MONTHS
IM GETTING GRAY HAIRS

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (11/01/2021)
wait i also got added to this server!!! :3
hi im marshmallow!! she/her pronouns!!! unlike knife (im assuming thats this guys name? it says so in his user) i am VERY excited to be here!!
some of you look like very nice people :D

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
i hate you
i hope you rot in the inner circle of hell

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (11/01/2021)
oh!

OJ (11/01/2021)
I hope MePhone comes on sometime soon, so that at the very LEAST we can get some mods in here
Or that somebody responsible joins with moderator permissions.
That would be the best

stab stab stabbity stab (11/01/2021)
shut the actual fuck up

bawwoon (11/01/2021)
Bro thinks he's tough

baintprush (12/01/2021)
hi
im not opposed to this server.
i want to know why im here

THE ROCK!! (12/01/2021)
SOUR CREAM!!

baintprush (12/01/2021)
i dont like you
at all

bightlulb (12/01/2021)
bros beefing with taco 😭 😭 😭

baintprush (12/01/2021)
im not your bro

bightlulb (12/01/2021)
😔

Paper! (01/01/2022)
Hey! I also don't know what's going on... Whoopsies!

stab stab stabbity stab (01/01/2022)
theres no way he said "whoopsies" in the year 2022

bightlulb (01/01/2022)
its been 2022 for like. literally four hours.

Paper! (01/01/2022)
My name’s Paper, and.
Uh.
I’m kind of drawing a blank on things that are important LOL
I use he/him pronouns
OH! And I have DID!
I have five alternatives, but you’ll most likely only ever see one of them (excluding myself as the head!!) :)
I’m checking the server list rn and it looks as if we don’t have any mods?? If we do and I’m just blind (LOL) I’d just like to tell them that if I say something super harsh, they should DM me and check if it’s me or my headmate :)

OJ (01/01/2022)
No I'm sorry we don't have any mods yet!

Paper! (01/01/2022)
Oh it's not your fault! Don't worry about it
I'm also backreading give me a moment
Yeah, if MePhone ever logs on, or there are mods added in the future, just lmk!!

stab stab stabbity stab (01/01/2022)
Dude I hope your headmate isn't as much of a fucking pushover as you are

Paper! (01/01/2022)
Well you seem nice

THE ROCK!! (01/01/2022)
SPRINKLES!!!!

Paper! (01/01/2022)
!
How am I supposed to respond to that

OJ (01/01/2022)
We tend to just...
Ignore her

zesty cucumber (05/01/2021)
YOU IGNORE TACO???
you MONSTERS
she's lituhrawly the best person here how could you possibly ignore her
just look at that face

THE ROCK!! (01/01/2022)
SOUR CREAM

bightlulb (01/01/2022)
pickle we're literally speaking through a discord server
whose face are you hallucinating

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (01/01/2022)
i can kinda picture her face????
like in my mind
like
if i close my eyes.
and google an image of a taco

bawwoon (01/01/2022)
How are you seeing the image if your eyes are closed
Idiot

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (01/01/2022)
im going to swear word at you

stab stab stabbity stab (01/01/2022)
you're going to fucking swear word at him??
coward.
i'll fucking swear at that bitch any day of the week
25/7

Pepper <3 (01/01/2022)
Do not. Like. Call people a bitch!!!
That's not nice

Salt <3 (01/01/2022)
But Salty Salt... You just called someone a bitch

Pepper <3 (01/01/2022)
Omg

Salt <3 (01/01/2022)
Omg!!!

baintprush (01/01/2022)
Omg!! im going to jump.

stab stab stabbity stab (01/01/2022)
i knew i liked you

bightlulb (01/01/2022)
paintbrush DONT form a FRIENDSHIP with knife!!!!
dont go to the darkside
REMEMBER OUR TALKS
REMEMBER THE LIGHT

Paper! (01/01/2022)
Oh! I get it
Because you're a lightbulb
So she should "remember the light"
Clever!

baintprush (01/01/2022)
not a girl.
i don't like you either

stab stab stabbity stab (01/01/2022)
going to propose

bightlulb (01/01/2022)
PAINTBRUSH DONT ACCEPT IT
REMEMBER OUR TALKS

baintprush (01/01/2022)
omgg
i do @knife

OJ (01/01/2022)
Maaaaaaaaaaybe we should move this to #general-1

bawwoon (01/01/2022)
Maybe you should stop being a little stoopid idiot!! >:)

bightlulb (01/25/2022)
BEE TEE DUBS!!
oh gosh im nervous
i have an exciting announcement!!

baintprush (01/25/2022)
you're doing great so far!!

OJ (01/25/2022)
?

bightlulb (01/25/2022)
ive decided that im a girl!!1
please refer to me with she/her pronouns from now on
AND as a girl OBVI

OJ (01/25/2022)
Oh
Oh!
Congratulations Lightbulb!
We still love you, DW! :)
If you need anything, we're here for you!

bawwoon (01/25/2022)
????People can do that?

baintprush (01/25/2022)
oh honey.

Paper! (01/25/2022)
Congrats Lightbulb!

Pepper <3 (01/25/2022)
Like. OMG!!! Another girl in the server!!
@Salt <3

Salt <3 (01/25/2022)
Like, OMG!!!!!
Girl, we have so much tea to tell you!!!

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (01/25/2022)
you guys have literally never included me in any of your talks??? :(

Salt <3 (01/25/2022)
Wait
You're like.
A girl?

baintprush (01/25/2022)
@bightlulb i told you it would go well!!! and congrats once more ♥️

bightlulb (01/25/2022)
THANKS PAINTY YOURE A REAL ONE

stab stab stabbity stab (01/25/2022)
hoe are you dming other people??
thought we had something

baintprush (01/25/2022)
don't you have something to tell lightbulb.

stab stab stabbity stab (01/25/2022)
...
congrats or wtv
im glad youre happy

OJ (01/25/2022)
Can't believe Paintbrush made Knife
...Actually bearable.

stab stab stabbity stab (01/25/2022)
im going to milk your organs like a cow.

Paper! (01/25/2022)
You spoke too soon

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
EVERYONE NEW OVER HERE
@everyone
@everyone
@everyone
QUICK EVERYONE NEW FILL OUT AN INTRO CARD

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
this is literally the most exciting moment in the history of this server

THE ROCK!! (02/01/2022)
SOUR CREAM!!

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
see even taco agrees
my g
ik i can always count on u

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
the most exciting moment in the history of this server is when. you guys got five new members???

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
yeah

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
5????

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
what else are we supposed to be getting excited about

ballbase (02/01/2022)
Hey!! I'm Baseball!!!!!
I use he/him pronouns!!
I don't reaaaally know what I'm doing here, but I'm happy to be here nonetheless!!!!

OJ (02/01/2022)
Don't worry!
I don't think a single person knows what they're doing here
You're not alone!

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
Wrong
i am here to eat pussy and take names

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (02/01/2022)
feel the need to remind you that this is a virtual group chat???

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
*i am here to eat virtual pussy and take virtual names

baintprush (02/01/2022)
that's the spirit.

nickel. (02/01/2022)
i am nickel
do NOT refer to me at all.
i am cooler than this group chat.
where you guys have to force people to hang out with you.

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
we r not forcing people to hang out w us

nickel. (02/01/2022)
your best friend has never once uttered the word no.
can she even pronounce something other than sour cream?

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
yes?
show em taco

THE ROCK!! (02/01/2022)
SPRINKLES!!

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
AYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
THATS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!1
YOU SHOWED HIM!!!!!
THE BEST TO EVER DO IT VRO !!!!!

nickel. (02/01/2022)
your codependency scares me.

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
idk what that means

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
its a good thing
trust

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
okay ❤ yay

bbmobyb (02/01/2022)
iiiiimiiim bobmy
bomyb
bomby

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
dude had a seizure while typing that out

bbmobyb (02/01/2022)
nooonn iiiii dindyt
iiiii wolud nnevre joek baout that

nickel. (02/01/2022)
yeah knife
he would NNEVRE joek baout that

🎀 (02/01/2022)
For someone who doesn't fuck with the groupchat you care a lot about typing in it!!!

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
GAGGED???

🎀 (02/01/2022)
Hi! My name is Bow and I wish I could say it is a pleasure to meet you all <3
My pronouns are she/her, and if I don't know yours I'm going to automatically assume they're fucking/shit <3 I am here out of my own free will and I am not afraid to make that everyone else's problem.

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
they're doing WHAT to the shit

nickel. (02/01/2022)
were mortal enemies now.

🎀 (02/01/2022)
I'm okay with that! 🫶
After all, one of us wants to be here, and one of us has sent more messages in the past thirty minutes then people who have joined in August <3

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
dude
honestly just back down at this point
she's fucking destroying you

nickel. (02/01/2022)
SHE LITERALLY ISNT???
these are the most basic ass insults IVE EVER SEEN. if anything she needs to get off fucking whisper and have an original thought for once in her damn life.

OJ (02/01/2022)
Not to break up....
Whatever this is

🎀 (02/01/2022)
I'm going to bite him :3

OJ (02/01/2022)
...Right.
Let's just say there's more pressing matters.
First off, I've somehow been granted Moderator status?
So I guess I'm an official Mod?
I only pray that with how many insane people we have in this server, we'll be granted a few more mods

stab stab stabbity stab (02/01/2022)
shut the fuck up

OJ (02/01/2022)
Aaaaaaaand he's muted for fifteen minutes!

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
HE GOT FUCKING NERFED??? 😟😟😟

OJ (02/01/2022)
Anyways, continuing on...

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
vro give us a moment to grieve 3

OJ (02/01/2022)
.
Alright!
To the new people, welcome! We don't quite know why you're here, and why you all joined at the same time, but I'm assuming soething must have happened. Like an update, if that makes sense?
First of all, I've been added as a mod! I'll do a new intro as a mod soon—probably within the next week.
I don't want to abuse my role, but as somebody who's been here for almost eight months, I will definitely be adding a rule list and a few guidelines

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
cant believe youre ADDING RULES
i thought you were COOL oj
did our talks mean nothing 💔

Paper! (02/01/2022)
I, for one, am VERY excited about the idea of rules.
Can one of the rules be to limit people from ranting about fathers for an hour and a half, unprompted?

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (02/01/2022)
could we do it prompted then??? :3

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
you're very obviously trying to callback to that time we ranted about fathers for an hour and a half
but to be so real with you.
that has happened so many times i dont even know which time youre talking about

zesty cucumber (02/01/2022)
dw paper by the time uve been here for six months u'll get used to it
trust

Paper! (02/01/2022)
I don't think I would trust you with anything

OJ (02/01/2022)
Yes, Paper, we can add rules about when we feel venting is appropiate
Although, I'll admit, I have felt the urge to vent about fathers pass through me unexpectedly and uncontrollably myself

nickel. (02/01/2022)
knife is dming me all of his thoughts on this conversation
hes completely right tho why do you speak like youre auditioning for the announcer role in a spelling bee

OJ (02/01/2022)
.

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
STOP BANNING EVERYONE???

OJ (02/01/2022)
I didn't "ban" him
He'll be back in fifteen minutes.

baintprush (02/01/2022)
this is literally a dictatorship
oh great
they're in my dms now
oh
thats a slur

OJ (02/01/2022)
Nickel is banned for thirty minutes now.

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
the powers GETTING TO YOU man

OJ (02/01/2022)
Anyways,

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE TOPIC???

OJ (02/01/2022)
You may have noticed that there are two new group roles! @Team Epic and @Team Chickenleg

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
oh nvm
apparently u can

OJ (02/01/2022)
I don't know what either of those names mean.
But! Everybody appears to be on one of those teams
Except for Paper, whose somehow on both?

Paper! (02/01/2022)
I've learned to not ask questions

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (02/01/2022)
he's smarter than all of us,,,,

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
truly an inspiration

OJ (02/01/2022)
I don't imagine we'd ever @ people using the team names, but it has opened up two locked channels!
The channels are only accessible by people who share the same team name with you
I have permission to look at both, as a mod, but I will stay in the Team Chickenleg group out of respect.
If anything happens in the Team Epic channel, DM me.

baintprush (02/01/2022)
nickel says he'll make good on that offer

OJ (02/01/2022)
Oh
You weren't joking
That is a slur
Alright I just. Muted him

🎀 (02/01/2022)
Good!
It's what that motherfucker deserves.

ballbase (02/01/2022)
Maybe we're being a little mean to Nickel here...
I mean, he only just joined guys!!!

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
baseball.
is he in your dms right now telling you to say that.

ballbase (02/01/2022)
...

OJ (02/01/2022)
His time-out has been moved to an hour!
Okay, so, I've decided to put Paper in charge of Team Epic, then!

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
WHAT????
NOT ME?????
IVE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE. TEN MONTHS????
HELLO??????

OJ (02/01/2022)
To be Frank.
Paper is the only one here I trust

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
???YOU'RE DEMOTING ME BECAUSE IM NOT YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND???

baintprush (02/01/2022)
i dont think you gotta refer to him as his "gay" boyfriend

OJ (02/01/2022)
Paper is not my boyfriend.

Paper! (02/01/2022)
I've literally never have had a one-on-one talk with OJ?

baintprush (02/01/2022)
like i think if hes ojs boyfriend the gay part is sorta implied

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
??????
WHAT THE FUCK

baintprush (02/01/2022)
btw lightbulb just dmed me "i thought they had explored each others bodies"
should i remind her that you guys cant hook up
since.
the groupchats.
virtual.
@bightlulb

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
YOU NARC??

baintprush (02/01/2022)
♥️

OJ (02/01/2022)
...
Okay, fine
Paper will act as a moderator, but Lightbulb can be in charge of the group

bawwoon (02/01/2022)
Wait if we complain enough we can be in charge of the groups????
I want to be in charge of Team Chickenleg
Why do you deserve it more than any of us???

baintprush (02/01/2022)
knife says he'd never listen to you if you were his team leader

Paper! (02/01/2022)
Knife's not on Team Chickenleg????

baintprush (02/01/2022)
one moment he's typing
he says he's not going to listen to you either way

OJ (02/01/2022)
Paintbrush why are you acting as an ouija board for all the kicked members?

baintprush (02/01/2022)
knife says he prefers it if i was the messanger
and not lightbulb

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
RUDE???
literally unprovoked
i hate it here

Paper! (02/01/2022)
Honestly, I've just learned to ignore them.
Maybe you should try that too?

baintprush (02/01/2022)
maybe
some of the things theyre saying are like. actually funny tho

OJ (02/01/2022)
Slurs are funny?

baintprush (02/01/2022)
they're not funny to YOU
stop being discriminatory

bawwoon (02/01/2022)
So I'm the leader of Team Chickenleg??

OJ (02/01/2022)
No????
Where'd you get that idea?

bawwoon (02/01/2022)
You never said no???
Also I just got this cool-looking role in my profile that says 'Team Leader'

OJ (02/01/2022)
WHAT

bightlulb (02/01/2022)
oh em gee i did tooooo!!!

OJ (02/01/2022)
I'm going to go log off.

baintprush (02/01/2022)
that's as close as we're going to get to oj saying he's going to khs

bightlulb (02/01/2022)

OJ (02/04/2022)
Hey! I'm OJ, and I'm the first moderator ever for this server!
I was the third member to join, and I’ve been here for roughly eight months? Not as long as some people, but definitely longer than most of you.
My DM’s are always open for reports, and please tell me if someone’s making you uncomfortable. This is a server that we’re all stuck in TOGETHER, and it should be enjoyable.
Or at least somewhere we want to be.
Or at least somewhere we TOLERATE.
That’s it! Remember to be nice <3
@stab stab stabbity stab @bawwoon @nickel.

stab stab stabbity stab (02/04/2022)
???dude you didn't have to at us like that

bightlulb (02/04/2022)
also.
aren't mod intros supposed to have like. your favorite things and hobbies and stuff
🧍‍♂️

OJ (02/04/2022)
To be fair, I tried to think of some!
I was drawing a blank though! xD

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
HI IM APPLE
FOR SOME REASON I WAS
LIKE.
BANNED??
I DONT KNOW IM HERE NOW

Paper! (03/13/2022)
??What do you mean banned??

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
I DONT KNOW IM HERE NOW
I COULD SEE YOUR MESSAGES AND EVERYTHING I JUST COULDNT RESPOND

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
what do you mean?????

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
DUDE ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME FUCKING EXPLAIN IT FOR A THIRD TIME??
I
DONT
KNOW
IM
HERE
NOW.
I COULD SEE YOUR MESSAGES
AND EVERYTHING
I JUST COULDNT RESPOND
🖕

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
bitch???

nickel. (03/13/2022)
oh my god watch out guys
the pettiest fight is about to break out. everyone duck and cover

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
oh its not petty.
she started it.
its just business.

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
OKAY
YOURE LIKE LITERALLY. A MARSHMALLOW
YOU COULDNT EVEN PICK ME UP IF YOU TRIED HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HIT ME

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
bitch i bite

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
WOAH
TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER FIRST

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
are you literally so poor you need to whore yourself out to get food?

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
YOU WISH I WOULD WHORE FOR YOU

baintprush (03/13/2022)
okay wait.
backtrack.
i thought they were fighting.

bightlulb (03/13/2022)
they ARENT???

baintprush (03/13/2022)
theyre literally flirting.

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS BITCH

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
why is everything you say in capslock?

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU SAY LOWERCASE
EMO TRYHARD WANNABE

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜 | MW Apple! (03/13/2022)
you squish insults into a sentence like that makes them hit harder

𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow (03/13/2022)
YOU FIGHT LIKE YOU WANT TO KISS ME

OJ (03/13/2022)
@𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow, welcome!
Please settle this in DM's though. Otherwise I will ban both of you for five minutes in order for you to cool down.

bightlulb (03/13/2022)
HELP???????!!
OH MY GOD HE INSTANTLY DELETED THAT

OJ (03/13/2022)
@𝕬𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊 | MW Marshmallow, you have been banned for thirty minutes.
Do not refer to moderators using the f-slur.

baintprush (03/13/2022)
im crying

nickel. (03/13/2022)
considerably more petty than i thought it was going to be

zesty cucumber (03/13/2022)
do you have like. a scale.
a 1 to 5
five meaning most petty and one meaning least petty
genuine question

nickel. (03/13/2022)
my scales and what i do with them are not any of your business.