Chapter 1: New Beginnings and Old Mistakes
Summary:
In the first challange of the season, the campers compete in a relay race with boats, motorbikes, bikes and foot-racing.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The season began with a woman who wore an orange uniform with a skirt who had long black hair tied in a ponytail finishing repairs on the sign that said "CAMP TIPISKAW" before jumping off the ladder she was on.
“That’s better! Did you think the drama was over? This show is back! As you all probably know, after the unfortunate events of last season we had to change the production crew, and I, Kristal McLane, have been chosen as your new host!” Kristal announced. “And for those who still somehow don’t know how this show works, I’ll explain it to you! 14 contestants have been chosen to live at this summer camp for weeks. Every moment will be recorded by cameras gathered all over the camp, and will be broadcast to you.” she said as the camera panned out to show some cabins and some cameras around the camp.
Kristal was seen walking on the dock. “The campers will be divided into two teams of 7 and will compete in challenges for immunity.” she said before the scene cut to her in the campfire area. “Each episode, the losing team will have to go to the elimination ceremony where everyone will vote for someone to leave the camp. The person who gets the most votes will be out of the show and will take the Bus of Losers home.”
The scene changes into Kristal in the woods. “In the end, only one lucky winner will be awarded the one million dollar prize! I’m Kristal, and this is… Disventure Camp!” she said as she posed while the camera panned away.
(Theme Song starts)
The opening sequence began at the entrance to Camp Tipiskaw, where the camera zooms in on Marcus and Nina inside the Bus of Losers, followed by Kristal posing in front of the "CAMP TIPISKAW" sign.
Afterwards Rosa, Lake and Maggy were seen talking in front of a cabin before Oliver ran past them and tripped, trying to run away from Karol who was yelling at him, confusing the other girls. Afterward, Hunter and Ally were seen playing games on a table while Tess sat next to them, looking bored.
At the forest, Kai was seen meditating before Yul arrived and began shouting at him which he ignored. Meanwhile, Aiden and James were sitting together before James took out his phone and took a selfie, annoying Aiden.
This is followed by Connor and Riya standing by a beach. Connor put his hand on Riya’s, causing her to blush. The following scene sees the members of the Radioactive Sharks and the Angry Condors walking to the elimination area.
In the center Hunter smiles at Tess, but she looks away with a neutral expression before Ally pops in the middle of them and wraps her arms around their shoulders. The opening sequence concludes with the camera zooming out, capturing Kristal wickedly grinning as the season's logo displays.
(Theme Song ends)
A bus was shown driving towards the camp with all the 14 contestants in it. The bus driver was a man with weird country clothes and blonde hair and a beard who wore black sunglasses who had a creepy doll. A short chubby man with curly hair and glasses wearing a blue worn out hoodie was looking excited while the boy with multi-colored hair and a red hood with a white and black undershirt next to him was smiling. A man who looked like a stoner was closing his eyes while the purple haired girl next to him was looking at her necklace. A grumpy looking woman with a karen haircut was sitting next to a man with a fancy jacket and black hair, both looking very annoyed. A girl with long blonde hair with a school uniform who looked nervous was sitting next to a man with curly hair, a yellow shirt and a purple jacket rapidly scrolling through his phone. A tall girl with long ginger hair and a muscular build was sitting next to a woman with long raven hair who wore an orange and black hoodie and beanie. An unshaven and pasty man with a baggy grey hoodie and beanie was sitting next to an older man who wore a purple jacket and multiple gold accessories. An excited looking woman with long brown hair died pink with glasses, cat headphones and a blue jacket was sitting next to a nervous looking woman with a beach hat and a red jacket.
“Hey.” Aiden told Oliver, trying to start a conversation, surprising Oliver.
“Oh, hi! What’s up?” Oliver responded.
“Nothing, I just thought you looked familiar from something, but I can’t remember what. Have you been on TV before?” Aiden asked.
“Actually, yeah, kind of. I’ve been an intern on multiple shows similar to this, including the Total Drama reboot and the first season of this show!” Oliver responded.
“Oh, that’s why you looked familiar! I’m actually an expert on reality competition TV shows, haha. I’ve been obsessed with them recently, I watched so many in the last few years, they’re just so fun!” Aiden chuckled.
“Uh, sounds cool.” Oliver nervously chuckled.
“It is! Wait, why are you on the bus with the contestants if you’re supposed to be an intern?” Aiden asked.
“Oh, actually, one of the contestants that got chosen refused to compete after finding out about all the environmental damage that had happened, we needed to find a replacement, so the producers decided to just have me compete instead.” Oliver said.
“Wow, that person sounds like an idiot. Why wouldn’t they at least watch the entire first season if they were going to audition!? I binge rewatched all 13 episodes of the first season of Disventure Camp before coming here just so I didn’t forget anything and even watched all of the personalized greetings that have come out! For example, did you know that Alec’s favourite book to movie adaptation is The Remains of the Day or that Fiore has given multiple children brain damage?” Aiden asked, excited.
“Um, wow, that sounds so, uh, crazy!” Oliver said, trying to share his enthusiasm to be kind.
Meanwhile, Kai finally opened his eyes to see Rosa looking at her necklace. “That necklace is amazing. It vibrates like a Libra.” Kai said, sounding like he was high on at least 3 different substances.
“Oh, you guessed my sign! I’m a bit obsessed with these things, haha, what sign are you?” Rosa asked.
“Taurus.” Kai responded.
“I knew it! Nice to meet you, my name is Rosa Maria.” Rosa told him.
“The name the universe has bestowed upon me is Kai. I find it calming to share a space with someone who has such a light purple aura, I can almost feel it in the air. I am truly honored to be in the presence of such a noble soul.” Kai told her.
“Aw, stop it, you flatter me too much.” Rosa chuckled.
Meanwhile, Karol scoffed as she looked around. “Ugh, why the hell is there no air conditioning in this low-budget bus? This is unacceptable!” Karol said.
“Ugh, shut the fuck up you whiny old hag, I don’t want to deal with your whining through the entire damn trip!” Yul yelled at her.
“And just who do you think you are, boy!? Do I have to teach you some manners myself since your mother clearly failed to?” Karol threatened.
“Just try it, I’m not scared of some old ass bitch!” Yul responded.
“You better watch your damn mouth, you bastard!” Karol yelled.
James, who was sitting behind them, laughed as they continued their argument. “Oh man, I have to post this!” James laughed as he began recording them.
“Uh, I’d advise against that, it’s rude to take videos of strangers behind their backs and post it online without them knowing.” Lake told him.
“Relax girl, I am the JamesCD! My followers love everything I post and do, even that one time when I married a toaster!” James told her.
“Sorry, but I have no idea who you are.” Lake said.
“What!? Have you been living under a rock for the past 2 years? I’ve gone viral multiple times, I have like 2 million followers on TikTok and I’m close to reaching 3 million!” James responded, utterly baffled.
“Actually, my parents don’t let me use social media apps like that. They’re too distracting and would stop me from fully focusing on my education.” Lake said.
“What!? What kind of horrible parents don’t give their child a phone when they reach 2 so they can spend their entire time watching awesome content like Quandale Dingle or "Only In Ohio" compilations!?” James said, extremely horrified.
“Um, sorry, I have no idea what those are.” Lake said.
“Hmph, you’ve clearly got a lot to learn, child. How about I take a selfie with you so you can start your social media journey?” James asked.
“I’d rather not, thanks.” Lake declined.
“Well, it’s your loss.” James shrugged before going back to making memes.
Meanwhile Maggy looked over to Tess nervously. “Um… h-hi.” Maggy greeted her.
“Hey.” Tess responded. The conversation did not continue as Tess didn’t bother to say anything else while Maggy was too nervous to continue, causing her to feel more embarrassed.
Connor looked over to Hunter who was looking out of the window. “Hey son, what’s a "fellow sigma" like you doing here?” Connor asked.
“Um… what?” Hunter asked.
“Ah, well… actually forget it.” Connor sighed.
Ally was looking out of the bus window with excitement. “Wow, I can’t believe we’re going to be on TV! This is so awesome!” Ally said as she turned over to Riya.
“Uh, yeah, totally…” Riya nervously looked away before the bus came to a sudden stop.
“Hey, what gives!?” Karol angrily asked.
“Listen everyone, Nina here has an important message for you.” Marcus told them, showing the doll in his hands.
“Attention campers, the bus broke down so I decided to call the host, and she said that you need to follow the path along the road to the start of the campsite. The last two to arrive will be eliminated… forever.” Nina said, her voice becoming more deep at the last part and worrying people. “So you better run morons!”
“Nina! That’s no way to talk to strangers.” Marcus scolded.
“Sir, have you ever considered seeing a psychiatrist?” Lake asked as she approached Marcus.
“Let’s go!” Oliver cheered and ran out of the bus. He was quickly followed by the other contestants.
Cut to Kristal sitting at a bench on the entrance of the camp while talking to someone on the phone.
“Yes dad, I know what to do, you don’t need to keep bothering me to talk about useless crap.” Kristal said as some noises came from the phone. “Well, that's for me to decide.” she said before the person on the phone said something. “I don't care, you only got me this job because no one wanted you hosting this show! So don’t try to tell me what to do because I don’t need you! Bye.” she angrily said and shut the phone.
Cut to Tess running by herself before Hunter approaches her.
“Hey, looks like no one wanted to run with us.” Hunter told her.
“Eh, I’m used to it.” Tess responded.
“Yeah, I am too. I usually prefer spending time by myself with other people and investing time in stuff I’m really passionate about.” Hunter told her.
“Okay.” Tess responded.
“Uh… what about you? Tell me more about yourself.” Hunter asked.
“There really isn’t anything interesting to know about me.” Tess said.
“Um, sorry, am I bothering you?” Hunter asked.
“No, I usually don’t really like assholes or people who’re annoyingly extroverted.” Tess responded.
“Me too! I am such an extreme introvert haha, you could call me like a god of introverts.” Hunter chuckled.
“Well, if you are such an extreme introvert, why do you keep trying to talk with me?” Tess asked. Hunter could not think of a response to this. “Look, you seem nice, but trying to talk to me really isn’t worth it, you should find someone else to try and talk with.” she said before she went ahead, causing Hunter to look upset.
Confessional: Hunter
“Hey, I’m Hunter. I’m somewhat of a master strategist, I play tons of strategy games back some which will totally help me dominate this game! I’m pretty sure that the key to making it far in this game is manipulating people, which is exactly what I plan on doing. I was trying to trick Tess into liking me by agreeing with everything she said, but she seems kind of hard to talk to. I’m not giving up yet though!” Hunter said, determined.
Cut to Lake running by herself before Kai approaches her.
“Hey…” Kai greeted her, sounding spaced out.
“Oh, hi. What’s up?” Lake said when she noticed him.
“I was alerted to your presence by your turbulent aura, it is filled with good intentions but also with a concerning amount of vibrations.” Kai told her.
“Uh, excuse me?” Lake asked, confused.
“It even interrupted my meditation on the bus. The universe wanted me to inform you that it is not healthy for someone to emit vibrations with that much power.” Kai said.
“Um, alright, thanks?” Lake said.
“Namaste.” Kai said as Lake went ahead.
Confessional: Lake
“I did not understand a single thing Kai told me.” Lake admitted.
Kai continued running before passing by Karol who was bandaging an alligator. “Ugh, you look like you haven’t taken a shower in years! You stupid junkie, go jump into a lake, maybe it’ll help you not smell like that.” Karol yelled when she saw him.
“Hmm, your aura appears to be very tense, but seems to calm down when you are around animals. It is truly admirable of you to risk being eliminated to help nature’s beautiful creatures.” Kai praised.
“You know, this alligator is very hungry.” Karol threatened. Kai got the hint and ran off.
Cut to Oliver speedily running ahead.
Confessional: Oliver
“Okay, I know that I don’t look like much of a threat, but as an intern I’ve had a lot of experience tasting challenges. Sure, I only got paid like 5 dollars for each life-risking torture device I had to go through, but al my experiences will definitely help me become a challenge beast!” Oliver cheered.
Oliver continued running before tripping over a rock. Maggy arrives and notices him on the ground and helps him up. “Oh, th- Ah! Giant!” Oliver screamed when he saw her and ran away, causing Maggy to burst into tears.
Cut to Aiden, James, Yul and Riya all running together.
“-and that's how I reached a million followers on Instagram with my choreographies!” Yul finished a story he was telling.
“Wow, how come I didn’t hear about you before? You seem famous enough to not scroll past.” James asked.
“Well, I’m popular in Korea, but not as much on this side of the world. I actually came here to go unnoticed.” Yul told him.
“Hm, sounds very interesting.” James grinned.
“Man, I’m surprised about how popular you guys are! My reality TV fun facts YouTube channel only has two thousand subscribers.” Aiden chuckled.
“Wow, fucking nerd.” Yul rolled his eyes.
“Don’t worry buddy, you just need to branch out! How about we take a photo together later? Being seen with such an awesome and famous guy like myself is bound to get you some attention!” James told Aiden.
“Uh, sure, I guess.” Aiden responded.
“Hm, maybe being more active on social media will make me more popular…?” Riya thought to herself.
Confessional: Riya
“Hey, I’m Riya. I’m a Bollywood actress who recently immigrated to the USA to get better roles, but I’ve been struggling to find any that aren’t just background extras. I hope being on this show can boost my popularity so I can get hired for more important roles.” Riya sighed.
Confessional: James
“Hello viewing world! As most of you probably realized, I am JamesCD, one of the most popular influencers on TikTok! I actually didn’t even sign up, I was recruited because of how famous I am! To all my followers, send me your craziest dares for me to do on this show and I will do them all! I love you all.” James winked at the camera.
Connor suddenly approached the four. “Hey groovy-cats! I heard you talking about all your cool new awesome social medias, so how about following your "unc" on MySpace?” Connor asked.
“What!? Ew, sir, no one has used MySpace for two decades.” James said, sounding disgusted.
“Um, what’s a MySpace?” Aiden asked.
“Ugh, listen here gramps, leave us the fuck alone! I don’t want to be seen with such a flop.” Yul yelled at Connor.
“Oh, alright…” Connor sighed and stopped as the other 4 went ahead.
Confessional: Riya
“I kind of felt bad for that guy, but I didn’t want to slow down to talk to him. I can’t risk being eliminated this early.” Riya looked sad.
Confessional: Connor
“Those guys were probably just stressed about the elimination risk, I know I’ll probably get along better with them soon.” Connor assured himself.
Karol passed by Connor, which caused him to remember that he should run. “Hey, what’s up "girlboss"?” Connor asked as he caught up to her.
“Ugh, why the hell are you trying to act like an annoying kid? You’re like 60, act your age!” Karol yelled.
“Hey, I’ll have you know, I’m only 45!” Connor defended.
“And yet you’re acting like a 4-5 year old!” Karol yelled.
“Hmph, well, you’re acting like a karen!” Connor responded.
“What the fuck is a karen!?” Karol asked.
“Oh, that’s just what the boys at my stores call all the annoying old women who keep asking to see me.” Connor said.
“Ugh, of course you got your horrendous lingo from brats! Keep running, idiot, we’re falling behind!” Karol yelled.
“Hey, I’m doing my best!” Connor responded.
Confessional: Karol
“Ugh, I hope that old baby trips and breaks his spine so he can get eliminated. At least then, I wouldn’t have to deal with his pathetic attempts to be "cool".” Karol said, angry.
Cut to Kristal at the finish line.
“Alright, we should see the first campers start to arrive.” Kristal said as Oliver arrived. “Oliver is the first to arrive, and will be part of Team A!”
“I-I’m first!? Awesome! I’ve never been first before!” Oliver cheered as Ally arrived, tripping over the finish.
“Victory Royale…” Ally mumbled with her face on the ground.
“And Ally arrives second, putting her on Team B.” Kristal said as Lake and Kai arrived. “Lake, Team A. Kai, Team B.” she said as Maggy arrived. “Maggy is next, and will be on Team A.”
“Y-Yay…” Maggy weakly said.
“Hm, are you alright? Your aura seems a bit blue…” Kai told her.
“N-No, I’m fine.” Maggy said, but Kai seemed worried.
Confessional: Kai
“I sense a great sadness in Maggy’s soul. I hope the universe can grant me help so I can sooth her troubled soul.” Kai said.
Hunter, Rosa and Tess arrived. “Hunter, Team B. Rosa, Team A. Tess, Team B.” Kristal said before Aiden, Yul, James and Riya arrived. “Aiden, Team A. Yul, Team B. James, Team A. Riya, Team B.” she organized them before Karol and Connor arrived, both seeming worried.
“Oh, shoot! Are we last?” Connor asked.
“Can’t you count, idiot!? This is all your fault!” Karol yelled at him.
“And last are Karol who will be on Team A and Connor who will be on Team B.” she said, shocking everyone.
“What the fuck!? Why are the dumbass oldies still here?” Yul asked, offended.
“Um, what?” Kristal asked.
“The creepy puppet on the bus told us that the last 2 people to arrive would be eliminated.” Lake said as Marcus and Nina arrived.
“I didn’t say eliminated from the show, dumbass.” Nina said, creeping most people out.
“Oh god, I might be cursed now…” Connor said to himself.
Confessional: Yul
“Ugh, if that doll didn’t look so creepy, I’d choke the shit out of it for giving me false hope about immediately getting rid of the two annoying as shit seniles!” Yul yelled.
“Alright, since eve-” Kristal tried to say before she was interrupted.
“Hey, aren’t you the daughter of-” Aiden tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Shut up, who gives a shit about who my father is!?” Kristal yelled at him. “I am Kristal and I will be the host of this show, and you will not interrupt me again. Anyways, we have our two teams, to my right the orange Team A that will be known as The Radioactive Sharks and to my left is the green Team B who will be known as The Angry Condors. Ugh, these names sound so dumb.” Kristal scoffed as she read the team names from cue cards.
“They sound fine to me, I think that the worst team names ar-” Aiden tried to say before he was interrupted.
“I didn’t ask. The Radioactive Sharks will take the path to the right, while the Angry Condors will take the path to the left. That way you will arrive at your cabins. Here are your maps.” Kristal said as she tossed two maps that were caught by Oliver and Hunter respectively. “Today is your first day, so you will be off, I'll see you tomorrow morning for your first challenge.” she said as the teams left.
Confessional: Ally
“I’m so hyped to be here! This will totes be a great opportunity to promote my Twitch channel and stuff so I can get more followers!” Ally said excitedly before becoming worried. “Oh god, what if I gather controversy though!? Ugh, relax Ally! You’re here to distract yourself, not to worry more!” she said before slapping herself.
Cut to the Radioactive Sharks arriving at their cabin.
“We’re here!” Oliver announced.
“Ugh, don’t tell me that men and women have to sleep in the same cabin!” Karol complained.
“It's 2022, those barriers are in the past.” James said while slinging his arms around Aiden and Lake’s shoulders.
“Yeah, and everyone had to sleep together in a tent in the previous season too.” Aiden said.
“What the hell!? I didn’t sign up for some fucked up orgy!” Karol yelled.
“No, no, no, that’s not what I meant!” Aiden desperately tried to correct himself.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“I don’t like to judge people quickly, but Karol seems hard to get along with. If we lose, she’ll probably be targeted first.” Rosa said.
Cut to Riya, Kai, Hunter, Yul and Tess sitting by the stairs of their cabin.
“I would like to learn a little about you, you’ve become so famous at a young age, how did you do it?” Riya asked.
“Well, when I was a stupid kid, my parents were short on money due to… something and they made me participate in a dance contest against my will. Of course, I did exceptionally well. Some turd from the audience recorded it and uploaded the video on social media. It went viral and I’ve been a K-Pop sensation ever since.” Yul boasted.
“Wow! How’s it like to be that famous?” Riya asked.
“Ugh, of course the fucking low budget actress would ask that.” Yul said, upsetting Riya. “Well, it’s annoying to deal with all the fangirls, but I can’t really complain. Having my own mansion and servants is pretty awesome.” Yul said, checking his nails.
“Bro, it’s not cool to call someone who has a name a servant…” Kai responded.
“I’m just calling them what they are.” Yul scoffed.
“Well, why did you come on the show if you’re so famous?” Tess questioned.
“Ugh, don’t even get me started on that. A couple of months ago I "accidentally" pushed an old lady down the escalator in a shopping mall. It got caught a stupid fucking security camera and since then I’ve lost some support. My manager thinks that participating in a reality show and being seen hanging out with nobodies who haven’t even appeared on TV before can help improve my public image.” Yul explained.
“Hey, I’ve starred in movies before!” Riya told him.
“Shut the fuck up, two seconds of camera time doesn’t count.” Yul said, making Riya glare at him.
“You know man, an old Chinese proverb says… "The fox never-” Kai tried to say before he was interrupted.
“You shut the fuck up too.” Yul told him.
Confessional: Kai
“Did he reject the wisdom of the monks of the Tang dynasty? That's crazy…” Kai said.
Cut to Ally playing in her switch inside the cabin before Connor entered.
“Hey kid, what’s a "slay queen" like you playing on that thing?” Connor asked.
“Oh, I’m just playing the new Kirby game that came out!” Ally responded.
“Ah, I know all about Kirby! He’s the red plumber guy with that large mustache, right?” Connor asked.
“Uh, no. He’s the cute pink ball guy with red feet.” Ally told him.
“Wait, really?” Connor said, shocked. “Um, can I try to play?” he asked.
“Sure!” Ally said as she gave him the switch. Connor looked confused at what he saw and messed with the controls, confusing him more.
“Um, uh, let me just…” Connor mumbled as he tried to play.
“Oh no!” Ally gasped as she noticed something.
“W-What?” Connor asked, nervous.
“You just deleted my save files for the last few levels!” Ally told him.
“Oh man, I’m sorry! Let me just…” Connor said and tried to pull the joycons out, only to try and do it sideways and rip the entire console in half, making Ally facepalm.
Confessional: Ally
“Well, luckily I brought extras!” Ally said, pulling a switch from her ass. “I’ve had way too many bad experiences with taking only 1 console on trips before. I’ve lost way too many DS’s to not be prepared for this.” she said. “Anyways, that old guy is so cringe, like what kind of caveman doesn’t know who Kirby or Mario are!?” she ranted.
Aiden and James were sitting together outside their cabin while James was scrolling through his phone.
“So, are you a superfan of this show?” James asked.
“Yup! I basically know everything about it, haha.” Aiden chuckled.
“I see… Do you know the social media handles of any of the contestants?” James asked.
“I know a few, but some of them don’t even use any social media. I just follow a few of my favorites.” Aiden responded.
“And who is your favorite contestant?” James asked.
“Oh, definitely Tom! He was awesome in the finale and I found him to be really relatable and he made me feel better while I was in a tough time.” Aiden told him.
“Is this Tom guy popular within the fanbase?” James asked.
“Kind of, he and Jake are discussed a lot due to their failed doomed yaoi relationship.” Aiden said.
“Interesting…” James grinned before sliding and arm around Aiden’s shoulder. “I hope this season we are the most popular!” he chuckled.
“Well, it’d be cool to have a fanbase as big as Alec or Fiore.” Aiden said before they heard screaming from inside the cabin, shocking them.
Cut to inside the Radioactive Sharks cabin where Karol was angrily holding a bedsheet.
“This place is unbelievably horrible! These sheets look like they haven't been washed in months!” Karol complained.
“Uh, that’s because they haven’t been washed in months.” Oliver said.
“What!? How dare you not make sure that the sheets were perfectly clean!” Karol yelled and shoved Oliver aside. “Who is in charge of this camp? Some urgent changes are needed!” she yelled as she left.
Confessional: Oliver
“H-How are the sheets being dirty my fault!? I’m not even an intern currently!” Oliver said.
Meanwhile, Rosa approached Lake who was sitting by herself while reading a book.
“Hey Lake, do you want to go to the dining room for some dinner? I think it’s best to go now and not when it’s dark outside.” Rosa told her.
“Sure!” Lake said as she closed her book and got up. Maggy, who was sitting by herself, looked at them and got up before deciding to sit back down as they left.
Confessional: Maggy
“I don't know why I thought I could make friends here… It’s always the same, I either scare people or get mocked by them…” Maggy said, sad.
Cut to Rosa and Lake at the dining hall.
“Hey, what's for dinner today?” Rosa asked Marcus as the two approached him.
“Nina here will tell you about it.” Marcus said and raised his doll.
“I made some delicious pumpkin bread, I hope you enjoy it because it could be… your last.” Nina said, her voice becoming creepily deep at the last part. Lake looked concerned while Rosa chuckled.
“Wow, you are so funny sir!” Rosa said as she and Lake got their bread.
“…What are you talking about?” Marcus asked as they left and sat on a table.
“Well, Lake, tell me a little about yourself, where are you from?” Rosa asked.
“I’m from Germany and I’m 16 years old. I have 2 brothers and I’m the youngest of my siblings. I could say that I come from a somewhat successful family. My mother is a well-known violinist and my father is a respected nuclear chemist.” Lake explained.
“Wow! With your parents seeming so talented, I’m sure you are too.” Rosa told her.
“I-I’m not that talented. I like writing fanfiction in my spare time, but it’s just a dumb side hobby. I don’t have much time for myself, my obligation is to study and get perfect scores to meet my parents expectations and live up to my family name. I’ve been a bit sheltered through my life, so my parents decided to send me on this show to give me more life experience before they send me to a boarding school overseas next year.” Lake responded.
“Damn, that sounds stressful. Just know that you can come to me for support anytime.” Rosa smiled.
“Thank you Rosa.” Lake said before cutting her bread into two pieces. “Do you want half of my bread? If I ate it all, it would exceed my daily calorie count.” she told her.
“No problem.” Rosa said as Lake gave her the bigger piece.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“That definitely was less than half of her bread, It’s not healthy for her to eat so little.” Rosa admitted, looking sad.
Cut to the next day where both teams were gathered up in front of Kristal in the woods.
“Good morning campers! Did you sleep well?” Kristal asked.
“No! This place sucks, do the mattresses have rocks in them or something!? Who is your manager? I need to talk to them right now!” Karol yelled.
“I am the manager! You have two options, accept everything as it is and shut up or leave this camp right now and lose your shot at a million dollars.” Kristal said.
“Whatever…” Karol scoffed.
“Anyways, it is now time for your first challenge!” Kristal said.
“Wait, first I need to say something! These teams are unfair, the other one has an advantage!” Yul said.
“…What are you talking about.” Kristal sighed.
“Uh, obviously about how they have a damn ogre on their team! It’s obvious they’ll win all the brute strength challenges!” Yul said as Maggy looked sad while James laughed.
“Shut up and keep your comments to yourself next time, asshole!” Rosa angrily said.
“And why should I listen to a loser like you?” Yul scoffed.
“Dude, by hurting one person's spirit, you will hurt the spirit of your fans.” Kai said.
“Oh really? I doubt anyone in Korea gives a fuck about such an ugly beast!” Yul yelled.
“Everybody shut up! I won’t allow any more useless interruptions. I’ll begin explaining the challenge. We will have a relay race! This is how it will work.” Kristal said and began explaining the challenge. “Each team has a flag of their color at the beach. At my signal 3 members must take the flag and get on a boat where the first stage will start. When they reach the marked area, they must pass the flag to 2 other members of the team that will continue by quadricycle and when they reach the next marked area they will give the flag to another member who will continue by bicycle. Finally they will pass it to the last member who will run to the finish line. The first team to get their flag to the finish line wins this challenge. You can decide who gets on which position.”
Confessional: Oliver
“This is a great opportunity to show my team how useful I can be!” Oliver cheered.
The teams were talking between each other. “I will do the foot race!” Oliver suddenly told his team.
“You wish, no way am I letting a midget do the most important part!” Karol said.
“Yeah, he clearly isn’t remarkable enough to make for a memorable winning shot.” James said.
“I was talking about him being weak, dumbass!” Karol yelled, making James scoff.
“Come on guys, I think we should give him a shot. He did get first in the race to the camp.” Lake said.
“I agree with Lake, if Oliver wants to do it, we should let him.” Rosa said.
“Ugh, fine.” Karol gave up.
“Thank you! I assure you that I will not disappoint!” Oliver cheered.
“Alright, I think me, Lake and Maggy can be on the boat. Is that alright with you, girls?” Rosa asked.
“Sure!” Lake said.
“O-Okay…” Maggy said.
“Well, I can be on the motorbike with Aiden.” James said as he slung an arm around Aiden’s shoulder, confusing him.
“I guess that leaves Karol with the bike.” Oliver said.
“At least it’s something I’m experienced with.” Karol scoffed.
Meanwhile, the Angry Condors were also discussing amongst themselves.
“Alright, me and Tess will be on the boat. Does anyone want to join us?” Hunter asked.
“Ugh, I guess I will. I don’t want to be stuck with anyone else from this dumb team.” Yul groaned.
“I’ll do the bike! I used to ride one a lot when I was a kid!” Ally said.
“I can ride the motorbike! I’ll totally be able to pull off some rad stunts!” Connor said.
“I shall accompany you, old man.” Kai told him.
“Alright, I guess I’ll do the foot race then.” Riya said.
Confessional: Riya
“Great, all the pressure falls on me in the first goddamn challenge.” Riya sighed.
Cut to Lake, Rosa, Maggy, Yul, Hunter and Tess at the starting line where Kristal was sitting.
“Alright, everyone seems to be in position. The challenge starts… now!” Kristal announced.
“Let’s go!” Hunter said as they ran off.
“I got it!!” Tess said as she got the green flag while she, Yul and Hunter passed by it.
“I have the flag!” Lake said as she got the orange flag while she, Maggy and Rosa passed by it.
Yul, Hunter and Tess managed to reach the green boat and got on it. “Um, who’s gonna drive this dumb thing?” Yul asked.
“Well, I’m not sure if I can do it well, but I’ll try.” Hunter said as he got on the wheel and drove off as Maggy, Lake and Rosa got on the orange boat.
“D-Does anyone know how to drive this?” Maggy asked.
“I do!” Lake said as she got on the wheel and drove off.
Cut to Lake, Maggy and Rosa in the orange boat as it drove in the sea.
“Wow Lake, you’re doing really well! Where did you learn how to drive a boat?” Rosa asked.
“Well, I saw one of my brothers driving one once. I asked him if he could teach me, and he did.” Lake responded.
“Great! We’re so going to win!” Rosa said before noticing Maggy looking sad. “Hey, I was going to tell you, don't listen to that asshole who insulted you.” Rosa told Maggy.
“But, maybe he has a point…” Maggy said sadly.
“He doesn’t. He’s only messing with you because he’s a shallow dumbass. If he insults you like that again, tell me and I’ll kick him in the balls for you.” Rosa told her.
“Thank you…” Maggy smiled.
“It’s nothing, good friends always need to have each other’s backs.” Rosa smiled back.
“Friends? Do you want to be my friends?” Maggy asked, excited.
“Totally! Isn’t that right, Lake?” Rosa asked.
“Sure!” Lake responded.
“Yay!” Maggy said and jumped on the boat, toppling Rosa and Lake over. “O-Oh! I-I’m so sorry, I screwed up…” she said, sad.
“It’s fine, just be more careful next time.” Rosa chuckled as she and Lake got up. “How about the three of us make an alliance? We could vote together and control the team.” she offered.
“I’m in, that sounds like a great idea.” Lake said.
“Me too! Thank you so much for thinking about protecting me, you are very kind…” Maggy told Rosa.
“I agree. The way you try to make sure no one feels bad is truly admirable Rosa.” Lake nodded.
“Oh, it’s not a big deal, I’m used to protecting my daughter back home.” Rosa chuckled.
“Daughter? I don’t want to pry, but you seem a bit young. How old is your daughter?” Lake asked.
“Well, she is 3 years old. I’m currently 19 years old and I had her when I was 16.” Rosa admitted.
“Oh… how did your parents take that?” Maggy asked.
“Well, they weren’t very supportive, and I struggled to make ends meet for a long time, but Sofia coming into my life made everything better. She was the best thing that happened to me, and I wouldn’t trade her for anything.” Rosa said.
“That sounds sweet, I hope we can meet her after the show.” Lake said.
“Yeah, Sofia would probably like to meet you two too.” Rosa chuckled.
Cut to Hunter, Tess and Yul in the green boat as it drove in the sea.
“Huh, I’m not as bad at this as I thought I’d be.” Hunter said.
“Eh, you’re doing fine.” Tess shrugged.
“Hey emos, taking advantage of the fact that we are here apart from the rest of the team… I wanted to propose something to you.” Yul told them.
“Uh… sure?” Hunter responded.
“I've noticed that you two are kind of close. If I join you and we vote together, we would only need one more person to vote out who we want. It would ensure we dominate the team.” Yul explained.
“Sure, I’m in!” Hunter said.
“I guess.” Tess shrugged.
“Good. Now focus on the road you stupid incel!” Yul yelled at Hunter.
“Uh, wouldn’t it be "focus on the sea"?” Hunter questioned.
“You know what I mean!” Yul angrily said.
Confessional: Hunter
“If there is an opportunity to advance in the game, It’s always good to take it! Unless it, like, involves working with children.” Hunter said.
Confessional: Tess
“I don’t really like Yul, but I don’t care enough to refuse his offer.” Tess admitted.
Cut to the orange boat arriving at the shore.
“There’s Aiden and James!” Lake said as she saw Aiden, James, Connor and Kai waiting by the motorbikes.
“Toss the flag at them Lake!” Rosa said as Lake did so.
Aiden managed to catch it before it hit him in the face. “Yes! Got it!” Aiden cheered.
“Come on buddy, I’ll drive!” James said before he and Aiden got on the motorbike. “Hold on tight, because I'm going to go really fast!” he said before he sped off as the green boat arrived. Hunter ended up crashing it into the shore, causing Yul to fall backwards and hit his groin on the side of the boat.
“Ow! Not the nuts!” Yul yelled as Lake, Connor and Rosa chuckled at this while Maggy and Tess smiled.
“Here.” Tess said before tossing the flag at Kai.
“Got it, dude…” Kai said as he caught the flag before he got on the motorbike with Connor.
“Sweet catch "bro"! Let’s go!” Connor said before he sped off.
Cut to Aiden and James speeding through the woods on the motorbike.
“Ugh… James, can you go slower!? I think I’m going to puke!” Aiden yelled.
“Sure, I can't have my sexy body being stained by gross stuff after all.” James chuckled as he slowed down. “By the way buddy, can you do me a favor? Can you take the phone that I have in my pocket and take a selfie so I can post it?” he asked.
“Seriously!? We’re in the middle of a challenge!” Aiden angrily said.
“Aw, pwetty pwease?” James made puppy dog eyes.
“Ugh, fine.” Aiden groaned as he took James’s phone.
Confessional: Aiden
“I really hope James doesn’t do this in every challenge. I don’t him to sue me or something for throwing his phone in the water out of anger.” Aiden said.
Cut to Aiden and James reaching the end where Karol and Ally were waiting next to bikes.
“Here you go Karol!” Aiden said and handed Karol the orange flag.
“On my way!” Karol said and drove off with the orange bike as Connor and Kai arrived.
“Take it Ally!” Connor said as he handed her the green flag.
“Thank you, I’m going there!” Ally dropped off the iconic line before driving off with the green bike. She managed to catch up to Karol in a bit. “See you on the finish line!” she mocked before crashing into a bush somehow.
“Goodbye loser, see you at the finish line!” Karol mocked as she made it to the end where Oliver and Riya were waiting. “All yours! Don’t screw this up, runt!” she said as she handed him the orange flag.
“Great, I’m on it!” Oliver said and ran off while Riya looked worried.
Confessional: Oliver
“I will make my team victorious! After years of well deserved failures and low paying jobs I will finally do something that will be remembered!” Oliver said, excited.
Ally managed to make it to the end, her clothes and hair now looking messed up. “Sorry I’m so late, I-” Ally tried to say before Riya took the green flag from her.
“Sorry, there’s no time!” Riya said before she ran off.
Confessional: Ally
“Well that was rude.” Ally pouted.
Cut to Oliver running with the flag, grinning widely with his eyes closed.
“Oh boy, I’m definitely going to win this for my team! Watch out world, here comes Oliver’s big sco-” Oliver cheered and pumped his fists in the air before crashing into a tree, allowing Riya to pass him and make it to the finish line where Kristal was waiting first.
“Yeah, we win!” Riya cheered.
“Riya reaches the finish line first! The Angry Condors win the challenge and are safe from elimination tonight!” Kristal announced with her megaphone.
“What? But we were way ahead…” Lake said while she was still at the boat, confused.
“Oh, and if you're wondering what happened, Oliver blew the lead the Radioactive Sharks had because he ran into a tree due to not looking at where he was going. I wonder who will be eliminated. Radioactive Sharks, I'll see you tonight at elimination where we will have the first person voted out from Disventure Camp.” Kristal chuckled. “Ugh, I shouldn’t have said that, I sounded like my dad. Whatever…” she mumbled to herself.
“Owie, my head…” Oliver mumbled as he got up while clutching his head, only to see Karol angrily approaching him.
“What the hell, midget!? The way you lost this challenge was unacceptable!” Karol yelled.
“I-I’m sorry, I’ll do better next time!” Oliver pleaded.
“There won’t be a next time, because I’m going to make sure that you go home! Anyone with functioning braincells would vote for you! I’m outta here!” Karol angrily said and left, leaving Oliver alone.
Confessional: Oliver
“Oh no, please don’t tell me I’m going to be the first boot! That’d make me like, the ultimate failure!” Oliver panicked.
Cut to James, Aiden and Oliver sitting together in front of the cabins. James was scrolling through his phone while Oliver looked sad.
“Sorry I messed up the challenge guys, I was just so excited about finally being able to accomplish something that I messed up hard like I always do.” Oliver sighed.
“No need to be so hard on yourself dude, it’s fine and really not that big of a deal.” Aiden tried to assure him.
“But it will be if I become the first boot because of it! I can’t go home without accomplishing anything!” Oliver panicked.
“Hmm, hey guys, can I propose something to you?” James asked, putting his phone away.
“Uh, sure, what’s up?” Aiden asked.
“How about we 3 make a guys alliance? If we can get one of the girls to vote with us, we are guaranteed a majority!” James told him.
“R-Really? I can still not be the first boot? Oh yeah, I’m in!” Oliver said, excited.
“Me too! Wow, this is just like the guys alliance in season 1, but that one actually had 4 people in it. Wait, why did both of the teams have a 4 person majority alliance imploding on their first vote due to an evil female villain?” Aiden realized.
“Great, nice to see that we are all on the same page. If we stick together, we won’t end up like those chumps from the first season.” James smirked.
“So, who are we going to vote for?” Oliver asked.
“Well, the girls are all probably targeting you, and Karol seemed the most adamant about it. The other 3 seem close, so it’s best that we get them to target Karol.” James explained.
“Sounds good, who should talk to them about it?” Aiden asked.
“I think we should give Oliver a chance to explain himself after how he messed up in the challenge.” James smirked.
“R-Really? Me?” Oliver asked.
“Yes, after all you’d know best about how much of an annoying flop Karol is.” James said.
“A-Alright! I’ll do my best, boss!” Oliver said and ran off.
Confessional: Oliver
“I know I messed up in the challenge, but this is my chance to redeem myself! Maybe I can be a master strategist if the challenge beast thing doesn’t work out!” Oliver cheered.
Confessional: James
“I’d like to send a thank you to my friend @SugomaNuts who told me that I should make a guys alliance and try to flip the other 3 girls while I was talking to them in DM’s! It’s going to be so satisfying to get rid of that annoying karen.” James chuckled.
Cut to Rosa, Lake and Maggy sitting together.
“So girls, who should we vote for?” Rosa asked.
“Oliver’s the best choice. He was the one who lost us the challenge after all.” Lake said.
“Hmm, that’s true. How about you Maggy?” Rosa asked.
“W-Well, I’m fine with voting O-Oliver.” Maggy stuttered before Oliver came.
“Hey guys!” Oliver greeted.
“Oh, hi Oliver! What’s up?” Rosa asked.
“I wanted to talk to you guys about the vote. I think we should all vote off Karol for her mean attitude, we’ll be able to cooperate better as a team without her.” Oliver told them.
“That is a good point… She hasn’t exactly been keeping up team morale.” Rosa said, thinking.
“But at least she helped in the challenge. Sorry if this sounds mean, but you were the one who crashed into a tree because you didn’t look where you were going.” Lake pointed out to Oliver.
“T-That was just a fluke! Trust me, my intern experience will totally come in handy in the rest of the challenges!” Oliver said.
“Alright, we’ll think about it.” Rosa told him.
“Thanks, I promise you won’t regret voting Karol if you do!” Oliver said before leaving.
Confessional: Oliver
“That went well! …I think.” Oliver scratched the back of his head.
Cut to the Radioactive Sharks going to the elimination ceremony in the night.
“Radioactive Sharks, welcome to your first elimination! Here’s how it works. One by one you must go to the voting booth, write the name of the person you want gone and deposit it in the ballot box. Sounds good?” Kristal asked, to which nobody said anything. “Good, now get voting!”
Confessional: Aiden
“Sorry Karol, but you’ve been kind of distant and I’ve only really had any positive interactions with the guys on my team, so it makes sense to stick with them.” Aiden said, holding a piece of paper with Karol’s name written on it.
Confessional: Karol
“I vote for Oliver! I hope he gets crushed by a tree for losing like that!” Karol angrily said, holding a piece of paper with Oliver’s name written on it.
Oliver wrote a name and deposited it, looking worried.
Rosa Maria wrote a name and deposited it, looking sad.
Lake wrote a name and deposited it, looking unsure.
James wrote a name and deposited it, looking smug.
Maggy wrote a name and deposited it, looking nervous.
“You have all cast your votes and made your final decision. The person with the most votes must leave the camp.” Kristal said before she began reading the votes.
“First vote… Oliver.” He put his head in his hands in worry.
“Karol.” She glared at this.
“Karol. That's two votes Karol, one vote Oliver.” Karol raised an eyebrow while Oliver calmed down a bit.
“Karol.” She raised an eyebrow at Oliver.
“Oliver.” He looked worried again.
“Oliver.” He looked fully worried while Karol looked upset. Maggy, Lake and Rosa looked at each other. Aiden looked nervous while James scrolled on his phone, not giving a shit.
“The first person voted out of Disventure Camp is… Oliver.”
“W-What!? No… this can’t be happening to me… Nooooo!” Oliver fell on his knees and screamed his lungs into the air.
“I’m sorry Oliver, you were nicer than Karol but at least she did her part in the challenge.” Rosa told him.
“And who the hell voted for me!?” Karol angrily asked.
“Well, me, Aiden and Oliver made an alliance and targeted you because you are old and annoying.” James said.
“Oh, of course it was you! Go screw yourself!” Karol yelled at him.
“What the hell, James? Why did you just reveal our alliance like that!?” Aiden asked, angry.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. Oliver, time for you to take the Bus of Losers.” Kristal said.
“Please don’t! This was my only chance to achieve something, to be someone in life!” Oliver pleaded.
“I'm sorry Oliver, it's the rules of the game. You must go.” Kristal told Oliver, making him sigh.
“Day after day of yelling and abuse, no chance to take any breaks aside from one trip to the bathroom and having nothing to eat aside from oatmeal and water every day. A low salary and multiple injuries trying those crazy challenges and dealing with those insane contestants night after night. And now that I could finally change things, I am expelled… What will I do? I have no money and nowhere to go…” Oliver said, sounding sad.
“Okay, okay, calm down Oliver. If you want you can stay as an intern for me. And don’t worry, I guarantee that I won’t be that cruel to you.” Kristal told him.
“Yes! Thank you very much Miss McLane, I will not disappoint you!” Oliver cheered and ran over to hug Kristal.
“Ugh, don’t make me regret my decision.” Kristal said before she shoved Oliver off her. “The rest of you can return to your cabins.” she said as the contestants left.
“With that, we have our first elimination! 13 contestants remain! Who will win the next challenge and who will be voted out? If you want to find out, be sure to tune in for the next episode of Disventure Camp!” she said, ending the episode.
VOTING CONFESSIONALS
Confessional: Oliver
“She’s pretty scary and mean.” Oliver shuddered, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: Lake
“I feel bad for him, but we have to vote for the best of the team. It’s like what my parents say, you must pay the price if you make a mistake.” Lake said, writing down Oliver’s name.
Confessional: Maggy
“I-I’m sorry, please forgive me for this…” Maggy said, writing down Oliver’s name.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“Sorry Oliver, but you did cost us the challenge.” Rosa said, writing down Oliver’s name.
Confessional: James
“Goodbye karen, I will not miss you.” James smirked, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: Aiden
“I hope this guys alliance works unlike the last one, or I might be in trouble.” Aiden said, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: Karol
“That worthless screw-up cost us the challenge, any sane person would vote for him!” Karol said, writing down Oliver’s name.
Oliver’s Audition Tape
Oliver was seen cleaning an outhouse in his intern uniform. “Hey, I’m Oliver! I’m an intern who’s been chosen to replace a competitor on the show. The producers asked me to do an audition so here I go! Um, I’ve been an intern for these shows since I left school and for years I stood idly by as I saw contestants partake in challenges me and my colleagues had to sit through while getting no appreciation. But that changes now! I have a lot of experience from interning, and I could easily run the show without any difficulty! I mean, who knows the game better than an intern? That’s all, I hope you’ll enjoy watching my rise to glory!” Oliver cheered before the camera shut off.
Notes:
Oliver was sitting at the bus stop by himself.
"Hey, hey everyone! Oliver here to do the shoutouts! I'll be shouting out the people from the comments of the last season 1 episode since no one has gotten a chance to comment on season 2 yet."
"Cooper_Hunter376! What's an ONC? Also yeah, I saw those interviews Ellie did and they were nasty."
"HajimeTDFan! Ugh, I have a lot of bad memories from the TD reboot like when I got fired for mixing up the paint..."
"Makotoskyhope! My hopes were all shattered by this one episode..."
"Davidver01! I hope we can see version 2 soon!"
"Alec and Dan are the two biggest Disventure Camp Season 1 nerds and they are my favourites! Please don't add me to that name. Wait, or maybe actually you should since it'd mean that I'm one of your favoruites!"
"Godjacob95! W-Wait, god!?"
"DramaGachaStudent! Aw, I liked Miriam's win!"
"DC Guest! Thanks for the support!"
"#1 Trevake and Diencer Shipper Picochu! Jake deserves better."
"LeBron Lessard! ..."
"AFableLostToTime34432! Why are people so against Miriam winning?"
"Jake and Ellie’s #1 supporter! Most people I see love one and hate the other."
"OCElrian! Is that Alec?"
"kassiesparklez! I love sparkly stuff!"
"Gabriela_Valentine! Is that Gabby and Aiden in your profile? Have they met before?"
"Crista792R! Thanks for the support!"
"Riley_talamini! Thanks for the support!"
"MeeMeeHeart777! I have no luck at all!"
"Aganoyu! I do have a lot of agony though."
"Lord_Traynwreck! Thanks for the support!"
"Potato_Land! Squid Game?!"
"TheNightKnight AKA a big HunTessAlly fan! I think all of them were on the same team so you might get your wish!"
"Televisa6565! Thanks for the support!"
"Fran445! Thanks for the support!"
"RoyaltyStudios! Please hire me."
"YoJusCrazyHoov16! I-I might have gone a bit crazy..."
"Pendeura! Thanks for the support!"
"funzonewario! Thanks for the support!"
"DarkWolf573! Wolves are scary..."
"IllusionSignMisdirection! Thanks for the support!"
"jaaajaaa! Thanks for the support!"
"Phil_eats_glue08! Uh, please don't do that.
"Phew, I think that's everyone! As you probably know, if you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the DCR series and leave kudos so you get updates!"
"As for the question, who are you rooting for? I'm rooting for Aiden or James since they didn't vote me!"
"That's all! Oliver out!
Oliver waved to the camera as the scene cut to black.
Radioactive Sharks: Aiden, James, Karol, Lake, Maggy, Rosa Maria
Angry Condors: Ally, Connor, Hunter, Kai, Riya, Tess, YulEliminated Contestants:
14th: Oliver BennetYeah as everyone probably guessed Oliver is still first boot. I hope you've been enjoying my takes on the cast so far!
Chapter 2: Rest in Peace and Quiet
Summary:
In today's challange, the campers have to stay awake.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Previously, on Disventure Camp…” Kristal began the recap. “14 new contestants arrived at Camp Tipiskaw to compete for a million dollars, and some friendships and rivalries quickly began to form.”
“On the Radioactive Sharks, Karol seemed determined to have conflict with everyone in the camp while Rosa bonded with Lake and Maggy, eventually making an alliance with them.” she continued.
“Meanwhile on the Angry Condors, Connor impressed no one while trying to be cool and ended up somehow breaking Ally’s switch. Hunter tried to get Tess to like him to no avail, but managed to get into an alliance with her and Yul.” she continued.
“During the challenge, the Radioactive Sharks had a big lead due to Hunter’s mediocre boat driving skills and Ally crashing her bike, but in the end, Oliver ended up crashing into a tree during the footrace, allowing Riya to beat him. James tried making a guys alliance with him and Aiden to get Karol out, but Rosa’s group opted to vote Oliver, finding Karol to be more useful even if uncooperative. However, Oliver convinced me to let him stay as an intern.” she continued.
“That’s right!” Oliver said as he showed up, now wearing a green uniform.
“Shut up Oliver!” Kristal got mad at him. “As I was saying… Oliver has been eliminated and 13 contestants are left.” she continued. “Who will leave the camp tonight? Find out on…”
“Disventure Camp!” she said as the episode began.
(Theme Song starts)
The opening sequence began at the entrance to Camp Tipiskaw, where the camera zooms in on Marcus and Nina inside the Bus of Losers, followed by Kristal and Oliver posing in front of the "CAMP TIPISKAW" sign.
Afterwards Rosa, Lake and Maggy were seen talking in front of a cabin before Karol arrived and began yelling at them for some reason, causing them to be confused. Afterward, Hunter and Ally were seen playing games on a table while Tess sat next to them, looking bored.
At the forest, Kai was seen meditating before Yul arrived and began shouting at him which he ignored. Meanwhile, Aiden and James were sitting together before James took out his phone and took a selfie, annoying Aiden.
This is followed by Connor and Riya standing by a beach. Connor put his hand on Riya’s, causing her to blush. The following scene sees the members of the Radioactive Sharks and the Angry Condors walking to the elimination area.
In the center Hunter smiles at Tess, but she looks away with a neutral expression before Ally pops in the middle of them and wraps her arms around their shoulders. The opening sequence concludes with the camera zooming out, capturing Kristal wickedly grinning as the season's logo displays.
(Theme Song ends)
Cut to Tess sitting by herself at the dining hall before Hunter arrived.
“Hey, can I sit here?” Hunter asked.
“Sure, it’s not like I own the table anyway.” Tess said as Hunter sat next to her.
“So, how did you sleep?” Hunter asked.
“I’ve slept worse before.” Tess responded.
“Well, it took me a while. The mattresses were pretty uncomfortable and in general it just takes me a long time to fall asleep.” Hunter chuckled.
“Yeah, I get that.” Tess said.
After an awkward amount of silence, Hunter decided to speak again. “So… Do you have any hobbies? I like playing video games, mostly JRPG’s and mystery games and stuff. I like challenging my brain and thinking of the best strategies, and those types of games help me do that.” Hunter said.
“I like drawing.” Tess responded.
“Um… Is there anything else to it?” Hunter asked.
“Look Hunter, like I said, there isn’t really anything worth knowing about me. You shouldn’t waste your time trying to be friends with me.” Tess told him.
“Okay, sorry I bothered you…” Hunter sighed and left.
“…You didn’t.” Tess said after he did.
Confessional: Hunter
“Ugh, why does she have to be so hard to manipulate?” Hunter sighed.
Cut to Aiden sitting by himself at a table before James sat next to him.
“Hey buddy, look! After I published our photo together you have gained a thousand followers!” James said, showing Aiden’s YouTube account to him on his phone.
“Really? That’s great! Thanks for that.” Aiden smiled.
“You’re welcome, that’s what friends do.” James smirked.
“Haha, friends?” Aiden chuckled.
“Of course buddy, you and I are definitely friend request accepted!” James told him.
“Well, it’s nice to have a friend in the game I guess.” Aiden shrugged.
“So, do you want to continue the guys’ alliance?” James asked.
“I mean, not like I have any choice after how you stupidly exposed us at the elimination.” Aiden said, sounding upset.
“Oh come on buddy, being secretive will just make you unpopular on social media!” James argued.
“We’re in the middle of a reality TV competition show James, of course people are going to keep secrets! And the viewers would know about our alliance anyway.” Aiden argued.
“Ugh, whatever. Who do you want to target?” James asked.
“Well, Rosa, Maggy and Lake have been pretty close, and I doubt they’ll turn on each other, so we’ll have to work with Karol.” Aiden said, thinking.
“Do you really think we can get that obnoxious karen to join us?” James asked, sounding upset.
“It’s worth a try, especially since the other girls are likely to be against her.” Aiden responded as he finished his food while James raised an eyebrow. “Well, see you at the challenge.” he said before he left.
James looked around to see Yul eating by himself and decided to sit next to him. “Hey friend, have you been doing well?” James asked.
“Ugh, and why do you care?” Yul asked, suspicious.
“Well, we are the two most famous people on the show, we have to look out for each other!” James responded.
“Ew, are you trying to turn me into the second version of that sex toy toaster or something!?” Yul said, angry.
“No, I just wanted to propose a cross-team alliance, it’s something that no one would suspect.” James smirked.
“Ugh, fine. Now leave, I don’t want to talk while eating this slop the creepy puppet made!” Yul angrily said.
“Alright friend, see you later!” James said as he walked away.
“Ugh, don’t ever call me a friend again!” Yul yelled as James left.
Confessional: James
“Thanks to @ILovePeePeePooPoo for giving me the Yul cross-team alliance idea!” James winked.
Confessional: Yul
“Well, James is extremely annoying but refusing an alliance like that would just be dumb. And he’s popular on social media, which automatically makes him better than like 85% of these attention whores.” Yul said.
Cut to Kristal sitting by herself at the staff tent before Oliver arrived.
“Alright Miss Kristal, I have the challenge ready!” Oliver told her.
“Great!” Kristal said before opening the sound systems. “Attention campers! Your second challenge is about to start! Head to the elimination zone, and I’ll see you there in a few minutes. Oh, and don't forget to finish your breakfast, hunger can cause you to be more sleepy after all.” she chuckled before turning it off.
“Should we go there too?” Oliver asked.
“Well, before that, I wanted to ask you something Oliver.” Kristal told him.
“O-Oh, sure! What is it?” Oliver asked.
“Do you know about my father?” Kristal asked.
“Y-Yeah, I worked under him for a while. He was, uh… something.” Oliver said, sounding nervous.
“Well, I actually only got this job because of his influence, but I don’t want to sell my soul for ratings like he did.” Kristal told him.
“I-I see.” Oliver said.
“One of the reasons why I hired you was so you could warn me if I ever go too far. Can you do that?” Kristal asked.
“Sure boss, you can count on me!” Oliver saluted.
“Glad to hear that. Now let’s go, we don’t want to keep the campers waiting for long.” Kristal said as the two left.
Confessional: Oliver
“I-I can’t believe it, Kristal doesn’t want to be like all of those cruel and horrible hosts I worked for! M-Maybe I can have a nice time interning for once!” Oliver said, excited.
Cut to everyone at the campfire area.
“Good morning! I hope you slept well because you’ll need to be well rested.” Kristal said before she began explaining the challenge. “Today's challenge is very simple, everyone must stay here in the elimination zone for as many hours as possible without falling asleep. The last person awake will win for their team.”
“Really? This is just a low-budget knock off of one of the first Total Drama challenges! I can’t believe Disventure Camp has become such a cheap cash-grab!” Aiden complained.
“Ugh, fuck off! I’d like to see you try coming up with something better, twerp!” Kristal got mad at him.
“Um, Miss Kristal, that was a bit mean…” Oliver whispered to her, making her sigh.
“I-I mean, whatever.” Kristal groaned.
“And just what are we supposed to do while we stay here!?” Karol angrily asked.
“Anything you want, I don’t care as long as it’s not against the rules.” Kristal shrugged. “Anyway, the challenge starts… now!” she announced as everyone began gathering around different places in the area.
Cut to Lake, Maggy and Rosa sitting together around a table.
“Girls, what are your signs?” Rosa asked.
“A-Aquarius…” Maggy responded.
“I’m not sure, but I think I’m a Cancer. Do you believe in that astrology thing, Rosa? I’ve always found it a bit silly.” Lake said.
“It is not that I believe blindly, it’s just that I like cheering people up with it. I always read the horoscope to see the positive messages for each sign. The first time I ever did that helped me get through a really hard time.” Rosa responded.
“What do you mean?” Lake asked.
“Well, after I found out that I was pregnant, I had to search for jobs to make ends meet since my parents refused to support me. I struggled to get any that paid well for a long time, and one day I came across the horoscope on a magazine while I was searching for jobs and decided to read the message on my sign, Libra. It said that I was going through hard times, but that I had the courage and determination needed to persevere and triumph, and that gave me the encouragement she needed to keep going. It’s kind of silly, but that horoscope was the first thing that really supported me. It’s not that I believe blindly in mystical stuff, it’s that I think that a positive message, even if simple, can make a big difference in someone’s life.” Rosa explained, causing Lake and Maggy to tear up a bit.
“I-I understand, I’m sorry I mocked something so important to you Rosa.” Lake said, wiping away a tear.
“I’m sorry you went through that Rosa, I w-wish I was there to support you…” Maggy said, tears falling from her eyes.
“Aw, it’s alright girls.” Rosa chuckled. “How about I read a message for you Maggy? Maybe it could help cheer you up!” she offered.
“O-Okay.” Maggy responded as Rosa took out a magazine.
“Hmm, Aquarius… there! You are usually sweet, but people shouldn’t push your buttons unless they want to see another person.” Rosa read.
“O-Oh no… it’s saying that I’m scary…” Maggy said, sad.
“Aw, don’t think of it like that! Think of it like it’s calling you a secret badass or something.” Rosa smiled at her.
“Well, t-that does sound kind of cool…” Maggy admitted as she smiled.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“I am really grateful to have become friends with Maggy and Lake so quickly, they’re both nice girls and are fun to be around.” Rosa smiled.
Cut to James and Aiden sitting together. James was scrolling through his phone.
“Wow Aiden, look at this guy planting paint bombs at a local store to prank all the customers and workers! Isn’t this truly hilarious and not annoying at all?” James said as he showed Aiden the video.
“Ugh, I hate prank youtubers, they’re all assholes. They’re like the weirdos I went to school with who always opened music at max volume and destroyed toilet doors for fun. Though, I guess you’re too popular to relate to me on that.” Aiden said. James didn’t respond for a few seconds before looking away.
“We shouldn’t get sidetracked buddy, it looks like you were right about those three forming an alliance.” James said, pointing at Rosa, Maggy and Lake talking together. If the girls are that close, it means that they will vote together. And if the karen joins them, we are gone.” he told him.
“Well, like I said, I can just talk to her to get her to join us. I can do it right now if that’s okay.” Aiden told him.
“Ugh, alright.” James grumbled as Aiden left.
Confessional: James
“Ugh, why does Aiden want to ally with that cringe karen so much? If it was up to me, she’d be gone as soon as possible.” James said before he got a message on his phone. He looked at it and smirked at what he saw. “Well, well, well, looks like I’ll have more use for Aiden than I originally thought…” he chuckled.
Cut back to Maggy, Rosa and Lake.
“Um, Rosa, I have to pee. Can I go?” Maggy asked.
“Sure, you don’t have to ask me.” Rosa responded.
“T-Thank you.” Maggy said before leaving. She passed by Tess who was drawing by herself before Hunter approached her.
“Hey Tess, what’s up?” Hunter asked.
“Nothing much.” Tess responded, not bothering to look up from her sketchbook.
“Cool. So, uh, what are you drawing?” Hunter asked.
“It’s not anything important, I just want to be alone for now.” Tess told him.
“Oh, alright.” Hunter said, sounding disappointed as he left.
Confessional: Hunter
“Well, it’s obvious that I’m not making any progress with Tess. I should probably find someone else to manipulate…” Hunter thought to himself.
Connor approached Tess after Hunter left. “Hey "queen", what are you doing?” Connor asked.
“I’m drawing.” Tess responded. After a great amount of silence, Tess willingly fell asleep and Connor left, feeling awkward.
“And we have the first person asleep, Tess! There are 6 people left awake on each team.” Kristal announced.
Confessional: Connor
“Ugh, I think that was my biggest "epic fail" yet.” Connor sighed.
Cut to Ally playing on a switch by herself while sitting on the ground before Hunter came and sat next to her.
“Hey, what are you playing?” Hunter asked.
“Oh, I’m just playing Super Smash Bros Ultimate! Do you play it too?” Ally asked, excited.
“Yeah, I do play it sometimes. Who’s your main?” Hunter asked.
“Kirby! I know he’s not good in the meta, but he’s just so cute and marketable! Who’s yours?” Ally asked.
“I think it’s probably King Dedede.” Hunter responded.
“Really? Wow, that’s a nice coincidence, haha.” Ally chuckled.
“So, what kind of games do you play?” Hunter asked.
“I play all kinds of games, but I usually play ones focusing on combat or platforming the most. What about you?” Ally asked.
“Well, I usually mostly just play strategy focused RPG games, haha.” Hunter said before his eyes widened. “Wait, actually, I think I saw you on Twitch before. Are you AllyCatPlays?” he asked, causing Ally to become really excited.
“OMG, I totally am! It’s so cool to be recognized in public like a celebrity, my channel actually isn’t super popular.” Ally admitted.
“Well, I think it deserves to be. Your editing is very professional, you play very well and your commentary is very funny.” Hunter glazed.
“Aw, thanks king! You’re so right.” Ally giggled at the praise she was receiving.
Confessional: Hunter
“I actually only ran into her channel once and didn’t pay much attention to it. Im glad I did though, since it helped me manipulate Ally. Haha, I am so smart and evil.” Hunter boasted.
“Hey, can I play for a bit?” Hunter asked Ally.
“Sure! I actually brought some extra consoles.” Ally said, handing Hunter a switch that she pulled out of nowhere.
“Really? How many did you bring?” Hunter asked.
“Oh, I think around 13.” Ally said, thinking.
“Really? Can you afford that many?” Hunter said, shocked.
“Well, my family’s actually pretty rich thanks to my grandpa’s company, so money was never really an issue for me.” Ally said.
“Ah, I see. Did you really need to bring that many though?” Hunter asked.
“Probably yeah, I lost so many consoles on trips before and even here the annoying old guy destroyed one of my consoles and deleted my Kirby saves while trying to play.” Ally scoffed.
“Ah, yeah, that sounds very annoying.” Hunter nodded.
“It totally is! That old guy is so cringe, he keeps saying "sigma" and "slay" and thinks it makes him look cool but it just makes him look more out of place than he is.” Ally ranted.
“Mhm, yeah, totally.” Hunter just agreed with what she was saying.
Meanwhile, Connor was sitting nearby and ended up overhearing their conversation. He sighed and walked away, looking sad.
Confessional: Connor
“Man, looks like I can’t fit in with the young people on this show too… I wish I just knew what to do to feel young again…” Connor sighed.
Cut to Connor taking a seat next to Riya.
“Hey, are you struggling to stay awake?” Riya asked.
“H-Huh? Oh no, I’m fine.” Connor responded.
Meanwhile, Maggy was on her way back before she got approached by Kai. “Greetings partner on the mystical journey called life.” Kai told her.
“Oh, hello…” Maggy responded.
“I just wanted to say that I felt some pretty erratic vibes coming from you. The universe sent me to tell you that your great size is not something to be ashamed of, but a gift from the world with the potential to bring great happiness to the world.” Kai told her.
“Really? What do you mean?” Maggy asked.
“I’m not sure, I am nothing but a simple messenger of the universe. I hope to be there when your soul emits that light.” Kai told her.
“T-Thank you…” Maggy said as she blushed.
“Namaste.” Kai responded as he did a prayer sign with his hands before leaving.
When Kai returned to his original spot, he was approached by Yul. “Kai, what the fuck were you doing with the ogre from the other team?” Yul angrily asked.
“I soothed the concerns of her troubled soul. Also, it is not nice to call someone an ogre.” Kai responded.
“Shut up, how dare you betray our team like this!” Yul got mad at him.
“Whoa dude. Betrayal is a pretty negative word.” Kai responded.
“Of course it is, dude! You’re being friendly with the enemy!” Yul responded angrily.
“You seem a little stressed out man! You wanna try my herbal infusion? It’s very good for the nerval-” Kai tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Shut the hell up, I don’t want any of your lame ass drugs!” Yul yelled.
“Nah man, I don’t do drugs… too much.” Kai admitted.
“Listen freak, if you ever talk to that ogre again, I will personally make sure that you’ll be eliminated!” Yul continued yelling.
“Eliminate me? Dude, we can't be eliminated on this plane, we only transform by moving to another.” Kai told him.
“How dare you insult me like that!? That’s it, I’m going to make you regret that!” Yul angrily said as he approached Connor and Riya. “Attention everyone, Kai is making alliances with the other team!” he announced.
“Uh, that’s fine by me, I don’t really care.” Connor said.
“Me neither. I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.” Riya said.
“Dudes, that’s not true. I was just trying to uplift a sad soul.” Kai said as he arrived.
“Shut up, you’re lying! You stucking fucking junkie, I hope you overdose and die!” Yul yelled at him.
“Okay that’s enough Yul, settle down.” Connor said as he got up, sounding upset. “Okay, Kai, you should avoid talking to the other team for now to prevent more misunderstandings.” he told him.
“Got it dude…” Kai sighed.
“Hah, take that druggie!” Yul laughed.
“And you Yul, can you learn when to shut up? You’re acting like a spoiled and entitled petty brat, next time, don’t cause such a big scene over nothing.” Connor scolded.
“H-Huh!? What?” Yul said, utterly gobsmacked as Connor sat down. He angrily stormed off and ended up slipping on a banana peel, landing on his balls.
Confessional: Yul
“What the hell was that!? How dare that grandpa challenge me like that! I wanted to yell at him for talking to me like that, but I couldn't utter the words out of my mouth, I need to get my alliance to vote him and the junkie off if we ever lose. Ugh, we’d need a fourth member though which would have to be that low budget actress or the dumbass gamer girl. Great, so I end up having to work with one of the local thots.” Yul groaned in realization.
Confessional: Kai
“Yul is unlike anyone I have ever met. There isn’t even a single speck of light in his aura. He’s like a shock bomb that destroys anything in it’s path.” Kai said.
Confessional: Riya
“While Yul is a spoiled asshole, I didn’t want to stand up to him and get into any drama. Being here means a lot to me, and I don’t just want to put a target on my back near-immediately.” Riya admitted.
“It’s a good thing you got Yul to back off, it was very wise and responsible of you to take charge like that.” Riya smiled at Connor.
“Yeah… thanks…” Connor responded, sounding sad.
“Are you alright? You sound a bit sad.” Riya asked.
“Not really.” Connor admitted.
“I’m here to listen if you’re willing to tell me about it.” Riya told him.
“I… just feel so out of place here. I’ve spent so much time trying to get along with younger people to make myself feel like a fine lad again, but I’ve never really been able to fit in with any of them. I thought it’d be different on this show, but it wasn’t.” Connor sighed.
“I think I kind of know what that’s like.” Riya admitted.
“Really? What do you mean?” Connor asked.
“Well, ever since I was a young girl, I’ve always dreamt of being an actress. I even decided to immigrate to the US from India to have a better shot, but I haven’t gotten a single role that wasn’t just an extra, and being away from my country in another one that I barely knew anything about just made me feel so outcast.” Riya admitted.
“Wow… and how do you deal with it?” Connor asked.
“I don’t think I’ve been fully able to deal with it, but I just try to be myself. Because acting like someone else will just make people not know the real you. I don’t want to be miserable acting like someone I’m not for fame.” Riya responded.
“…Pretend to be someone you’re not huh? Thanks for trying to help me. I think I need some time to think. See ya.” Connor told her as he got up.
“Sure, it's fine. See you.” Riya responded as he left.
Cut to the morning.
“5 hours have passed and we have several campers asleep! Maggy and Rosa Maria from the Radioactive Sharks and Yul and Connor from the Angry Condors.” Kristal announced as those 4 were seen sleeping.
Confessional: Lake
“Rosa and Maggy tired themselves out by talking too much, but I managed to stay awake. I have a lot of experience pulling all nighters to study.” Lake admitted.
Cut to Karol bandaging an eagle’s leg by herself before Aiden approached her.
“Hey Karol! What are you up to?” Aiden asked.
“Helping this friend while trying to not screw up the challenge.” Karol responded.
“Ah, okay. You seem to like animals a lot.” Aiden responded.
“I do. They’re way less annoying than people and also way better listeners.” Karol responded.
“I see. Well, you’ve done pretty well at this challenge and did well in the last one too, you seem to be pretty good at challenges.” Aiden told Karol, surprising her a bit.
“Hm, glad someone’s noticed.” Karol responded as she finished bandaging the eagle before it ended up flying away, startling Aiden a bit.
“Whoa! Um, no big deal, haha. So, uh, are you mad about me voting for you with the other guys?” Aiden asked Karol, a bit worried.
“Hmph, I guess I can’t judge you for trying to play strategically.” Karol admitted.
“Really? Wow, thanks. So, have you seen how close the other girls have become?” Aiden asked.
“I have. Their friendship is a big threat, they make up half of our team and would easily domiate the votes.” Karol responded.
“Exactly! So, have you bonded with any of them?” Aiden asked.
“No, not really. Most people don’t like to talk to me, they just see me as scary and tough.” Karol responded.
“Yeah, I can relate to being outcast due to people being judgemental…” Aiden sighed. “Anyway, do you want to work with me and James? We can at least try to force a tiebreaker if we work together.”
“Hmph, I don’t think I’d like working with a slimy, stupid, whippersnapper influencer like James.” Karol said.
“I know he seems… odd, but he’s not as bad as he seems. Besides, we kind of don’t have a choice here.” Aiden responded.
“Ugh, fine.” Karol groaned.
“Great! I’m going to tell James that you agreed to work with us. Well, it was nice talking to you, see you later.” Aiden said before he left.
Confessional: Karol
“This camp is filled with insufferable brats, but Aiden doesn’t seem so bad aside from dressing like a goddamn edgelord and yet still acting weak and soft.” Karol admitted.
Cut to Aiden going back to the table he and James were sitting at.
“Hey James, I managed to get Karol to agree- Oh.” Aiden said as he noticed James sleeping on the table while drooling.
“And that’s one less for the Radioactive Sharks! James is out!” Kristal announced.
Cut to Hunter and Ally continuing playing Smash Bros. Hunter managed to beat Ally by clobbering dat dere Kirbeh.
“Wow, you beat me again! How are you so good at this!?” Ally asked.
“Well, it’s not too hard to figure out all the best moves once you play long enough.” Hunter said before Ally’s switch suddenly turned off.
“Oh crap, I think the batteries died! Ugh, I didn’t bring any others and there aren’t any chargers here either.” Ally groaned.
“Well, I brought some card games with me too. Do you want to try playing them with me?” Hunter asked, pulling out a deck of cards.
“Sounds fun, let’s do it!” Ally responded.
Confessional: Ally
“Spending time playing games with Hunter was so fun, I even forgot that we were in a challenge! He’s so agreeable and hot despite looking like he doesn’t know what sunlight or shaving is.” Ally admitted.
Cut to Riya and Kai sitting next to each other, both looking pretty exhausted.
“Ugh, I’m so tired…” Riya groaned.
“The universe says that we must persevere. This is a trial that’ll help us become stronger by the end of it.” Kai told her.
“Whatever. How are you two doing?” Riya asked, noticing Hunter and Ally nearby.
“We’re fine!” Ally gave a thumbs up.
“Yeah, I could do this all day.” Hunter agreed.
Cut to the night.
“It’s night again and two people are left on each team! Riya, Aiden and Kai have all fallen asleep.” Kristal announced as those 3 were seen sleeping.
“Ugh, Karol, I don’t know how much longer I can stay awake.” Lake told Karol.
“Hang in there! We are close to the win!” Karol got mad at her.
Meanwhile, Hunter and Ally were both still sitting next to each other, looking very tired.
“Ugh, this is getting hard.” Ally groaned before she noticed that Hunter’s eyes were closing.
“I don’t want to go to school mom, it’s a weekend… Gah!” Hunter mumbled to himself before Ally shook him.
“You cannot give up just yet… Hunter! Stay determined…” Ally told him.
“I-I’m sorry, I'm just starting to feel my eyes getting heavy…” Hunter said before yawning.
“Wait, I have an idea! Do you like to dance? Come on, let’s dance!” Ally said as she opened some music on her phone and got up. She began doing some absolutely horrific moves that somehow put Hunter to sleep. Ally continued dancing without realizing this before she opened her eyes to see him asleep. “Oh no, Hunter!” she said before sighing and sitting next to him. He ended up falling on her lap, making her blush.
“Hunter falls asleep and the Angry Condors are left with only Ally!” Kristal announced.
Cut to the morning. Karol and Ally were both sitting on logs, looking tired while Lake was seen sleeping.
“It’s the second day, and Lake has fallen asleep! Each team has one person left, Karol for the Radioactive Sharks and Ally for the Angry Condors.” Kristal said.
“Ugh, I only lost because my controller disconnected… I won’t add you to my clan unless you’re at least Diamond rank…” Ally mumbled to herself.
“And how come you’re not tired? You were supposed to keep an eye on us for the duration of the challenge!” Karol questioned Kristal.
“Oh, that? I take several naps to keep cool, but Oliver keeps up with the challenge. After all, he already has experience staying awake without sleep, right Oliver?” Kristal said, looking at Oliver who looked extremely messy and sleep deprived.
“Yes Mr. McLane, bread and water is fine…” Oliver mumbled to himself while giggling.
Confessional: Lake
“Huh, Oliver actually might have been right about him being useful for later challenges.” Lake thought to herself.
“Well, there are two campers left and the challenge has gone on much longer than expected, so go ahead Oliver.” Kristal told Oliver as he came with two glasses of orange juice. He handed them to Karol and Ally.
“Wow, why are you giving this to us?” Ally asked as she took a sip.
“I brought you a drink so you can hydrate a little. Orange juice, 100% natural.” Kristal told them.
“About time.” Karol said before she took a sip.
“Great, I’m so thirsty!” Ally said as she chugged the entire glass.
“Oh, but I forgot to mention something. Those juices have strong sleeping pills in them!” Kristal laughed.
“What!? How dare you drug us without our consent!” Karol asked angrily, smashing the glass on the ground.
“Oh no, I’m starting to feel it already…” Ally mumbled to herself.
“Uh, did I go too far?” Kristal whispered to Oliver.
“Mhm, that flying horse does look like a chilli dog…” Oliver mumbled to himself before passing out. Kristal looked confused before shrugging it off.
Karol ended up slowly drifting asleep and passed out on her log before Ally ended up falling off her log and faceplanted before falling asleep.
“And by a difference of a few seconds, the Angry Condors win the challenge again thanks to Ally! I will give you a few hours to rest and then I’ll see the Radioactive Sharks at night where one of you will become the second person voted out of Disventure Camp.” Kristal announced.
Cut Rosa, Maggy and Lake to inside the Radioactive Sharks cabin.
“Girls, shall we vote together?” Rosa asked them.
“Of course! With the three of us, we take up half of the votes, so at best the person we vote for will end up in a tiebreaker.” Lake responded.
“That’s right! And who will we vote for?” Rosa asked.
“How about Karol? She’s scary…” Maggy said, worried.
“I agree, she’s pretty unpleasant to be around.” Rosa nodded.
“Karol is very reckless and argumentative, but she did make it the farthest out of all of us in the challenge. I think we should vote for James, he always leaves his musty underwear on the floor.” Lake argued.
“Well, that’s fine with me. What about you Maggy?” Rosa asked Maggy.
“Alright, it’s fine with me too.” Maggy responded. Meanwhile, Aiden was seen eavesdropping on them through the door from outside the cabin and left after hearing this.
Confessional: Aiden
“Okay, I know that I looked creepy back there, but I needed to find who the girls were voting for. I wasn’t planning on eavesdropping anyway, I just saw them talking as I passed by and decided to secretly listen.” Aiden defended himself.
Cut to Ally playing herself inside the Angry Condors cabin before Hunter arrived.
“Hey.” Hunter greeted her.
“Oh, hi Hunter! Did you want to continue playing?” Ally asked.
“I just wanted to congratulate you for winning the challenge for our team. Challenge strength is very important in a game like this.” Hunter told her.
“Ah, it was easy haha, I usually end up forgetting to sleep while I game anyway!” Ally chuckled while blushing.
“Say, do you want to join my alliance with Tess and Yul? We need 1 more person for the majority, and we could use a good player like you.” Hunter asked.
“Of course!” Ally said, excited.
“Great! I’ll see you later.” Hunter said before leaving.
Confessional: Hunter
“I’m glad Ally agreed to the alliance, talking to her has been very nice and enjoyable. Wait, is it supposed to be like that when you’re manipulating someone?” Hunter thought to himself.
Confessional: Ally
“OMG, today has been so awesome! I played games with a hot guy who actually appreciates what I do, won the challenge and got invited to an alliance with him!” Ally squealed in excitement before she ended up falling off the confessional stump.
James was sitting by himself in front of the Radioactive Sharks before Aiden approached him.
“Hey buddy, did you talk to Karol?” James asked.
“I did, and she agreed to vote with us. We should choose who to vote now and I’ll tell her before the vote. Oh, and the girls seem to be targeting you, do you think you have a good shot at winning a tiebreaker against any of them?” Aiden asked.
“Great, that’s all I needed to hear!” James smirked before leaving.
“Huh? Wait, where are you going?” Aiden said in confusion before going after him.
Karol was petting a snake in front of the Radioactive Sharks cabin before James arrived and began knocking at the door. “Hey girls, can you get out of the cabin?” James asked as Lake, Maggy and Rosa opened the door and got out.
“What’s up?” Lake asked.
“There is something I have to tell you.” James told them as Aiden arrived.
“James, what are you doing?!” Aiden asked, angry.
“Karol made an alliance with Aiden to get you out and even threw the challenge for it!” James lied, utterly shocking Aiden.
“James, what the hell are you doing!?” Aiden got mad at him.
“What?! Are you serious Aiden? Were you just planning to throw me under the bus, you brat!” Karol yelled at him.
“What? No, I-I don’t have anything to do with this!” Aiden defended himself.
“Guys, calm down a bit. Is that true Aiden?” Rosa asked.
“W-Well, some of it is…” Aiden admitted.
“I knew it! You filthy backstabber, I never should have even thought about working with you!” Karol angrily said and stormed off.
“So, it’s true…” Lake thought.
“See? She clearly cannot be trusted!” James said.
“You can’t be trusted!” Aiden yelled at him before storming off. James seemed shocked by this and followed him.
“Wait friend, why are you so mad?” James asked.
“Are you really dumb enough to not realize why I’m mad!? You went behind my back to expose our alliance and basically threw both of our games under the bus!” Aiden yelled.
“What do you mean? It was clearly the best move to do!” James responded.
“In what universe is destroying our alliance the best move!?” Aiden responded.
“It was obvious that Karol would betray us due to her bad attitude.” James responded.
“She wouldn’t, only someone like you would be stupid enough to give power to the opposing alliance!” Aiden yelled.
“Hmph, you just don’t understand me.” James said.
“Ugh, shut up! Our friendship is over, never talk to me again!” Aiden angrily said before storming off, leaving James upset.
Confessional: James
“Ugh, how come Aiden didn’t like my strategy? I even made it myself instead of getting help from one of my followers!” James scoffed.
Cut to Karol sitting by herself while she looked angry before Aiden arrived.
“Well, well, well, if it isn’t the traitor!” Karol got mad at him.
“Karol, I-” Aiden tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Shut the hell up! How could you betray me like that when I thought that I could at least somewhat trust you!?” Karol angrily said.
“Look Karol, I’m sorry about what happened, I didn’t know James was going to-” Aiden tried to defend himself before being interrupted again.
“Ugh, I don’t want to hear your worthless excuses! Buzz off unless you want to become bear food.” Karol threatened him, making Aiden look scared before leaving.
Confessional: Aiden
“Great, thanks to James, Karol isn’t listening to me. How can he just destroy our chances of winning like that and destroy my kind of friendship with Karol!? His "strategy" was even dumber than Nick voting off Will and Lill! Ugh, I hope I can find an advantage or I’m toast if our team loses more than once after this.” Aiden sighed.
Cut to the Radioactive Sharks going to the elimination ceremony in the night.
“Welcome Radioactive Sharks! You already know how this works, go to the voting booth, write the name of the person you want gone and deposit it in the ballot box. Let’s go!” Kristal said.
Confessional: Aiden
“I vote for James. I know this probably won’t do anything, but he at least deserves one vote for how dumb he was today.” Aiden said, holding a piece of paper with James’s name written on it.
Confessional: Karol
“I should have expected that I’d get betrayed the moment I let my guard down.” Karol sighed, holding a piece of paper with Aiden’s name written on it.
Confessional: James
“Go whine somewhere else, karen.” James smirked, holding a piece of paper with Karol’s name written on it.
Lake wrote a name and deposited it, looking unsure.
Rosa Maria wrote a name and deposited it, looking upset.
Maggy wrote a name and deposited it, looking nervous.
“You have all cast your votes and made your final decision. The person with the most votes must leave the camp.” Kristal said before she began reading the votes.
“First vote… Karol.” She glares at Kristal.
“Aiden.” He looks down in shame.
“James. That's one vote Karol, one vote Aiden, one vote James.” James rolled his eyes, Aiden looked sad and Karol looked mad.
“Karol.” She looks away and scoffs.
“Karol.” She grit her teeth.
“The second person voted out of Disventure Camp is… Karol.”
“Whatever, I don’t care! I hope you break your legs and get medically evacuated Aiden, you are a traitor to me!” Karol angrily said before storming off.
“I’m sorry…” Aiden said to himself, looking sad.
Cut to the bus stop. An eagle landed on Karol’s hand and she smiled at it before she was taken away by the bus.
Cut to Kristal at the staff tent.
“And that’s all for today! What a dumb blindside, am I right? At least it made things tense. Will Aiden ever forgive James? Will the girls from the Radioactive Sharks keep dominating? What new conflicts will Yul cause on the Angry Condors? If you want to find out, be sure to tune in for the next episode of Disventure Camp!” Kristal said, ending the episode.
VOTING CONFESSIONALS
Confessional: Lake
“I would have rather voted for James, but voting for Karol makes more sense after what we found out.” Lake said, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: Maggy
“She’s scary…” Maggy said, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“She was bound to be eliminated early with her attitude." Rosa said, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: James
“It feels so good to get rid of the annoying karen!” James grinned, writing down Karol’s name.
Confessional: Aiden
“Screw you, James! Because of you I’m probably destined to be a pre-merge boot!” Aiden angrily said as he wrote down James’s name.
Confessional: Karol
“Mark my words, that goddamn traitor will pay!” Karol angrily said as she wrote down Aiden’s name.
Karol’s Audition Tape
Karol was recording herself with a laptop inside a shabby room filled with animal photos. “The only reason I’m signing up for this show is because I’m currently struggling with financial issues from moving. The money would help with basic life and would allow me to open the animal shelter I always wanted to. If I didn’t need it, I wouldn’t be auditioning for this damn ridiculously horrid show that’ll probably be filled with annoying brats. So you morons better send that confirmation letter and not some stupid "Thanks for participating" message. And the facilities better be clean or else I’ll be forced to talk to your managers.” Karol said before shutting off the camera.
Notes:
Karol was sitting on a bench in front of the motel while looking pissed.
K: "There's no way I'm thanking anyone, even for money! I'm outta here!"
Karol angrily left while Marcus was left confused behind the camera.
M: "Um... alright. Nina, how about we do the shoutouts?"
N: "Fine. Special thanks to..."
N: "Rose thinks Hunter should elope with Tom! Hunter's got his hands full enough as it is."
N: "DramaGachaStudent! Well, you got that right."
N: "#1 Trevake and Diencer Shipper Picochu! Ew, don't remind me of that cringe old host, I'm way cooler than him."
M: "Now now Nina, you need to respect people... even if they are eco-terrorists."
N: "Makotoskyhope! I hope all these contestants get their hopes shattered."
M: "Nina! That's not very nice."
N: "Potato_Land! Ew, I hate potatoes, but dad loves them."
M: "I do! They're very good for you and are mineral rich!"
N: "I can't even eat anything. Cooper_Hunter376! I love hunting humans."
N: "Alec and Dan are the two biggest Disventure Camp Season 1 nerds and they are my favourites! Ew, you like nerds?"
N: "Anonymous🧡! You left a comment but didn't even give us a funny name? That's lame."
M: "Now now Nina, they don't have to give us a name if they don't want to."
N: "You're such a killjoy. Yulhater101! Yeah I think most people hate him pal."
N: "Godjacob95! You're not god, I am!"
M: "Ignore Nina, she's just being silly."
N: "YoJusCrazyHoov16! Oh, I'll show you crazy."
N: "Allyett_CEO! What, is that like Ally and Grett or something?"
N: "HajimeTDFan! This show is better because it has me in it!"
N: "Finally, all the stupid names are done!"
M: "As always, if you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the DCR series and leave kudos so you get updates."
M: "As for today's question... who is the funniest contestant so far?"
N: "It's obviously Yul. It's funny to see him cause chaos before getting hit in the balls."
M: "Hmm, he's far too cruel for my taste. Anyways, see you all in the next episode."
The screen faded to black.
Radioactive Sharks: Aiden, James, Lake, Maggy, Rosa Maria
Angry Condors: Ally, Connor, Hunter, Kai, Riya, Tess, YulEliminated Contestants:
13th: Karol Jones
14th: Oliver BennetSorry Karol still gets robbed here. Will she return tho...? Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the episode!
Chapter 3: Course of Misfortune
Summary:
In today's challange, the campers must compete against each other in 1v1 dare challenges.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Previously, on Disventure Camp…” Kristal began the recap.
“On the Radioactive Sharks, James continued his friendship with Aiden and made a cross-team alliance with Yul. Rosa, Lake and Maggy all bonded more. Seeing this, Aiden tried getting Karol to agree to working with him and James to get one of them out, which she agreed to.” she continued.
“Meanwhile on the Angry Condors, Hunter switched from trying to manipulate Tess to trying to manipulate Ally. Meanwhile, Yul argued with Kai after seeing him with Maggy, causing Connor to scold him.” she continued.
“During the challenge, the Radioactive Sharks barely lost due to Ally managing to stay awake longer than Karol after I… gave them some special orange juice. James for some reason, decided to completely screw up his game and threw Karol under the bus, causing Aiden to get mad at him and causing Karol to get mad at Aiden. In the end, Karol ended up being the one voted out.” she continued.
“Karol has been eliminated and 12 contestants are left.” she continued. “Who will leave the camp tonight? Find out on…”
“Disventure Camp!” she said as the episode began.
(Theme Song starts)
The opening sequence began at the entrance to Camp Tipiskaw, where the camera zooms in on Marcus and Nina inside the Bus of Losers, followed by Kristal and Oliver posing in front of the "CAMP TIPISKAW" sign.
Afterwards Rosa, Lake and Maggy were seen talking in front of a cabin before Hunter and Ally were seen playing games on a table while Tess sat next to them, looking bored.
At the forest, Kai was seen meditating before Yul arrived and began shouting at him which he ignored. Meanwhile, Aiden and James were sitting together before James took out his phone and took a selfie, annoying Aiden.
This is followed by Connor and Riya standing by a beach. Connor put his hand on Riya’s, causing her to blush. The following scene sees the members of the Radioactive Sharks and the Angry Condors walking to the elimination area.
In the center Hunter smiles at Tess, but she looks away with a neutral expression before Ally pops in the middle of them and wraps her arms around their shoulders. The opening sequence concludes with the camera zooming out, capturing Kristal wickedly grinning as the season's logo displays.
(Theme Song ends)
Cut to Aiden getting out of his bed inside the cabin only to see James nearby, causing him to be upset.
“Hey buddy, good morning! How did you sleep?” James asked.
“Ugh, why are you trying to talk to me like nothing happened!? I voted for you last night, remember?” Aiden told him, causing James to look surprised.
“Really? Oh don’t worry friend, I don’t really care, no hard feelings!” James smiled, angering Aiden more.
“Just shut up! How could you backstab Karol like that!? We are screwed because of you!” Aiden yelled at him.
“Karol was just a whiny karen who’d drag us down! We just need to find like, one of those advantage thingies to improve our position.” James responded.
“We don’t even know if there are any yet! You just put us in the minority for no goddamn reason!” Aiden responded, making James look upset.
“Hmph, as a fan of these shows, I thought you’d understand…” James scoffed.
“Uh, what do you mean?” Aiden asked, confused.
“I know more about these types of shows than you think I do. I watched a bunch of clips with all the epic blindsides on TikTok which has thousands of views! The fans love them, and with how unexpected my blindside was, it’s sure to get the show like one Jamesillion views and amaze every fan!” James responded, utterly baffling Aiden.
“Wow. You really are an idiot. People like those blindsides because they were smart and unexpected, what you did was just stupidly unexpected you moron!” Aiden yelled.
“Ugh, fine, be mad if you want! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to post two stories and take a picture of my breakfast.” James responded.
“Good! Never ever talk to me again!” Aiden yelled at him as James left.
Confessional: James
“Ugh, I can’t believe Aiden is mad at me! How am I supposed to do the dare I got now? Why did my plan to get him to like me by pulling such a genius move fail? Did I not insult enough people after doing it? Or is he the rare kind of fan who doesn’t like the cutthroat aspects of the game? Hmm, maybe I can impress him by acting like his favourite contestant, I think it was Tim or something. Anyways, at least the producers are probably happy about how much I boosted the show’s popularity with my ingenious play.” James smirked.
Cut to Kristal looking at a computer in the staff tent while looking angry as Oliver arrived.
“Uh, Miss Kristal, are you alright?” Oliver asked.
“Ugh, I’m just frustrated. The ratings for the last episode were horrible, we barely passed the average amount of expected viewers on a bad day.” Kristal groaned.
“Don’t worry boss, I’m sure the audience will like today’s episode and the challenge you made!” Oliver responded.
“Actually, I think I’m going to scrap that. It’s too boring, we need something more simple and drama filled.” Kristal responded.
“Are you sure? How are you gonna make an entirely new one so quickly?” Oliver asked.
“Oh, I’ll think of something.” Kristal smirked, worrying Oliver a bit.
Confessional: Oliver
Oliver was looking at a stack of papers. “Hmm, this new challenge idea is a bit worrying, but it should be fine if Miss Kristal doesn’t go too far.” Oliver said as he looked at it.
Cut to Aiden getting out of the Radioactive Sharks cabin, only to trip on a stack of books on the stairs that Lake had put while she read one while sitting on them.
“Gah!” Aiden yelped as he fell on his butt.
“Aiden! Oh no, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have left my books lying around. Are you okay?” Lake asked him as she got up and helped him up.
“Don’t worry, I’m fine. Wait, why did you bring so many books?” Aiden asked.
“Oh, these ones are just the ones I needed to finish the long essay I’m writing. I need to finish it and send it to my tutor soon.” Lake responded.
“Wait, you have to do homework on the show?” Aiden asked.
“Yeah, my parents tasked me to do so while I was on it.” Lake responded.
“Wow, that sucks.” Aiden said.
“No, it’s alright, it’s what I need to do if I ever want to be successful in the future.” Lake said. “Oh, and I’m sorry that I voted for Karol, Rosa and Maggy really didn’t want to keep her after what we found out.”
“Oh, it’s fine, I won’t blame you for sticking to your alliance. It’s all James’s fault for betraying us for such a stupid reason anyway.” Aiden responded, sounding annoyed.
“What was his reason?” Lake asked.
“I don’t think I can explain, it was so stupid that it made my head hurt.” Aiden groaned.
“I see. Well, I’m going to look for Maggy and Rosa, see you later Aiden.” Lake said as she gathered up all her books before leaving.
Confessional: Aiden
“It was nice to talk to Lake, if not for the fact that the girls are less likely to target me over James now.” Aiden said.
Cut to Maggy and Rosa sitting together before Lake arrived.
“Hey Lake! I'm glad you came, did you finish your essay?” Rosa asked.
“I couldn’t, I’ll have to do the rest later.” Lake responded, sounding ashamed.
“Oh, alright. Have you had breakfast yet? The puppet made pancakes. I don't know how she does it, but she is an excellent cook.” Rosa told her.
“Ah, yes, I did. The pancakes were delicious.” Lake responded.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“The puppet served wheat bread today, not pancakes. I guess my suspicions about Lake not eating enough were true. I don’t want to worry her, but I’ll have to talk about it to her later, I’m very concerned for her.” Rosa admitted.
“So, what were you talking about while I was gone?” Lake asked as she took a seat.
“Oh, we were just talking about boy stuff and how Maggy had a crush on Kai.” Rosa chuckled, making Maggy blush.
“Really? I am happy for you Maggy.” Lake said.
“I-I don’t have a crush on him, I just thought he was the nicest.” Maggy said, embarrassed.
“And you Rosa? Are there any guys at the camp that you like?” Lake asked.
“Not really, they’re all either too old or not my type. What about you Lake, do you have a boyfriend?” Rosa asked.
“I don’t, my parents have forbidden me from dating anyone until I’m 18 years old.” Lake responded.
“Oh… well, have you found any guy you met cute?” Rosa asked.
“No, I actually haven’t. It doesn’t matter anyway, my parents will probably not let me ever be with someone who isn’t successful enough anyway. They’ll probably find someone who is for me to marry when I’m older.” Lake said.
“Great…” Rosa mumbled to herself while Maggy looked sad.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“Okay, how can Lake’s parents treat her that cruelly? Why hasn’t CPS stepped up yet? If they continue their messed up treatment of her, I’ll have to try and adopt her.” Rosa said, upset.
Cut to Riya sitting by herself at the lake before Connor arrived and sat next to her.
“Hey! Good morning!” Connor greeted.
“Hi! How are you?” Riya asked.
“You know, I’m actually feeling better than I did yesterday.” Connor responded.
“Really?” Riya said, pleasantly surprised.
“Yeah, what you told me made me rethink some things. I’ve been making a fool of myself this entire time by trying to use ridiculous lingo to fit in with young adults.” Connor sighed.
“You don’t need to put yourself down like that, you’ve been pretty mature and responsible in my eyes.” Riya told him.
“Ha! Really?” Connor chuckled.
“Totally. If you show the world the Connor that I saw in the last challenge, I’m sure you’ll have no trouble fitting in.” Riya told him.
“Wow, thanks Riya.” Connor smiled at her as she smiled back before they were interrupted by a loudspeaker.
“Attention campers! The next challenge is about to start. I’ll see you in the amphitheater in 30 minutes.” Kristal’s voice came from the loudspeaker.
“Well, we better go.” Riya said as the two got up.
“Yeah, wouldn’t want to be late, haha.” Connor chuckled as the two left.
Cut to Hunter and Ally playing on switches in the dining hall before they heard the announcement.
“Wow Hunter, I didn’t expect you to be so good at this obby!” Ally said.
“I’ve had practice.” Hunter responded.
“Damn, you’re such a pro Roblox gamer, haha. Anyway, we should probably go take a shower before the challenge.” Ally said.
“Wait, you mean like, shower together?” Hunter asked, causing Ally to blush.
“W-What!? N-No!” Ally said, embarrassed.
“Oh good, that would have been way too awkward.” Hunter said before hey left.
Confessional: Ally
“…Would he have agreed if I said yes?” Ally thought to herself.
Cut to Tess applying make-up in the bathroom before Ally arrived.
“Hey Tess, ready for the challenge?” Ally asked.
“I think.” Tess responded as Ally went into a stall. She took out a pill from a bottle and swallowed it with water before trying to leave, only to bump into Hunter who was only wearing a swimsuit while holding a towel.
“Oh, hi Tess, are you going to the challenge?” Hunter asked.
“Yes, I’m going there.” Tess said.
“Alright, see you then.” Hunter said as Tess left. Hunter then looked at the ground to see a bottle of pills that Tess dropped. He looked shocked as he took them and looked at the label.
Confessional: Hunter
Hunter was holding the bottle of pills. “Man, these bring back some memories. Anyways, I should probably return these to Tess after the challenge as soon as I can.” Hunter said.
Cut to the amphitheater. The two teams were sitting on two benches on different sides while Kristal was in the middle. Marcus and Oliver were next to two giant wheels with the faces of the contestants on them. Marcus’s wheel had the Angry Condors while Oliver’s had the Radioactive Sharks
“Welcome to today's challenge, campers.” Kristal said before she began explaining the challenge. “As you can see, there are two giant wheels with images of you on the stage. Marcus and Oliver will spin these wheels and the two who the wheels land on will have to do a mini-challenge. The one who does it more successfully wins a point for their team. The team who gets 10 points first wins.” she explained.
“And what about me? Are you blind?” Nina angrily asked.
“Ugh. Marcus and Nina.” Kristal corrected herself, annoyed.
“That’s better.” Nina smiled.
“This challenge sounds very unoriginal and desprate.” Aiden criticized.
“Ugh, can you just keep quiet for once?!” Kristal angrily asked.
Confessional: Kristal
“I thought it’d be fun to have a superfan on the show but Aiden is too much of an annoying know-it-all. Ugh, I should have rejected his audition like the eco-terrorists did.” Kristal groaned to herself.
Confessional: James
“This challenge is easy! It’s basically just doing a bunch of TikTok dares like I do for content!” James chuckled before getting a notification. He took it out and read what it said. “"Dare: Eat moss."”
Confessional: Lake
“This challenge worries me a bit, I hope I don’t get a dare that my parents wouldn’t allow me to do.” Lake said, worried.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“I hope I get a chance to beat Yul’s annoying ass at anything.” Rosa said.
Confessional: Ally
“Ooh, I hope there’s a dare that’s like about speedrunning Mario Odyssey or something! I’m actually in the top 10 globally for the Nipple% category!” Ally said, excited.
“The challenge starts… now!” Kristal said as Oliver and Nina spun the wheels. They landed on Aiden and Riya respectively. “Aiden and Riya are up first! The first dare is… apply clown make-up while blindfolded!” she read from a card.
“Ugh, great, I get to humiliate myself on TV.” Riya groaned.
“You got this Riya, try to think of it as if you’re putting on your make-up for a big movie.” Connor encouraged.
“I’ll try…” Riya sighed. She and Aiden went over to Oliver who gave them their make-up.
“Let’s just get this over with.” Aiden groaned as Nina blindfolded them and put on their wigs and noises.
“Ready? Start!” Nina said and activated a stop watch. Aiden and Riya began trying to put the make up on but did it horribly.
“Ugh, I’m going to get bruises while doing this!” Riya groaned as she ended up whacking the brush on her face while trying to put the make-up on. Aiden wasn’t doing any better, and ended up whacking himself as well.
“Alright, time’s up! Take off the blindfolds!” Kristal said as Nina took off their blindfolds. Both of their make-ups were applied terribly and were only at the bottom of their faces due to their blindfolds blocking the way.
“Well, they both look terrible, but Riya looks less bad, so the Angry Condors get a point!” Kristal said.
“Yeah, way to go Riya!” Connor cheered. Riya smiled as she took her wig and nose off and wiped off the make-up with a towel Oliver gave before sitting next to Connor again.
“Ugh, I’m sure Kristal just gave her the point to spite me.” Aiden mumbled after he got rid of his wig, nose and make-up as well before sitting next to Lake.
“Don’t worry Aiden, we’ll catch up in the next rounds.” Lake told him.
Confessional: Riya
“Ugh, I may have won a point, but looking like that on TV is not going to help me get any roles.” Riya sighed.
Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on Rosa and Yul respectively.
“Ugh, great, me against a fucking slut!” Yul said.
“Oh, I am going to enjoy kicking you ass.” Rosa responded as the two went over to the middle. Nina suddenly ended up putting giant foam gloves on their hands.
“Huh? The fuck are these for?” Yul asked.
“Oh, it’s simple. You two have to slap the other’s foam glove off their hand.” Kristal responded.
Yul weakly slapped Rosa’s glove, not doing any damage. Rosa meanwhile, ended up completely smacking his glove off, bringing him to the ground in the process, making people chuckle.
“Ow, my hand! You bitch, I almost landed on my face!” Yul yelled.
“Way to go, Rosa!” Lake cheered.
“And Rosa wins the Radioactive Sharks their first point in a pretty one-sided match!” Kristal announced.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“Okay, that was so satisfying.” Rosa grinned.
Confessional: Yul
“Ugh, how dare that trashy bimbo dare to attack me like the psycho she is? She’s lucky I didn’t get a bruise, or else I would have sued her ass to hell!” Yul yelled.
Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on James and Kai respectively. The two went over to the middle as Oliver brought two tables with plates filled with gummy worms that looked like actual worms on them.
“And what are these sweet tasting treats for?” Kai asked.
“For the dare, duh. The first one to finish their plate wins.” Kristal responded.
“I am sorry, but I simply cannot eat something that looks like nature’s creatures.” Kai said. Meanwhile, James ate the entire plate in about 5 seconds.
“Well, that was anticlimactic. James wins a point for the Radioactive Sharks!” Kristal announced.
“Congratulations on defeating me, fellow brother on the journey called life.” Kai told James, which made him act extremely shocked for some reason before he ended up throwing his phone into a nearby pond.
“O-Oh, sorry, I have to go and uh… cook some moss!” James said and quickly ran behind his team’s bleachers, confusing everyone.
Confessional: Kai
“I don’t think even the universe has an explanation for that.” Kai said.
Kai went back to his seat, only to see Yul glaring at him. “Ugh, awesome job Kai! I bet you threw the challenge for that disgusting ogre!” Yul yelled.
“Yul, please shut up.” Connor glared at him Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on Lake and Ally respectively. The two went over to the middle as Marcus and Oliver hung two donuts from the roof of the amphitheater with long pieces of string.
“Wait, do we have to play Punch Out against donuts?” Ally asked.
“No, you have to eat them without using your hands.” Kristal responded.
“Oh no, I don’t think I can do this. That donut more than exceeds my calorie count.” Lake said, worried.
“Lake, I know you're scared of what your parents might say, but right now, your team and friends need you. We can't lose a challenge for the third time.” Rosa told her.
“Yeah Lake, you can do it!” Aiden encouraged.
“A-Alright, I’ll try.” Lake said. She and Ally quickly began eating, but Ally managed to finish the entire donut as Lake took her second bite.
“And Ally wins, giving the Angry Condors their second point!” Kristal announced.
Lake sighed as she went back to her seat. “I’m sorry I failed, Rosa.” Lake apologized.
“It’s alright Lake, it was brave of you to try in the first place.” Rosa smiled.
Meanwhile, Ally went back to her seat next to Hunter. “Awesome job Ally, you’re so good at challenges!” Hunter praised.
“Haha, thanks!” Ally blushed.
Confessional: Lake
“My parents are going to kill me for this when I get back home.” Lake sighed. “The donut tasted really good though, I’ve never really eaten something sweet like that before.” she admitted.
Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on Aiden and Hunter respectively.
“Oh great, what torture do I have to do now?” Aiden groaned as he and Hunter went to the middle.
“You must eat an extra hot chilli pepper!” Kristal grinned as Nina handed the two the peppers. Aiden tried to eat it, but it burned his mouth the moment it touched his tongue.
“Ow! Hot, hot, hot!” Aiden yelped while Hunter tossed the entire pepper in his mouth.
“Eh, not so bad.” Hunter shrugged after he swallowed it.
“Hunter gives the Angry Condors their third point!” Kristal announced as the two went back to their seats.
Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on Maggy and Tess respectively. They went to the middle.
“Maggy and Tess, you have to balance a balloon on your heads.” Kristal said as Oliver and Marcus put balloons on the two’s heads. Tess seemed to be doing fine while Maggy struggled.
“O-Oh no, I’m not good at balan- Ah!” Maggy said and fell down, causing the balloon to fall off her head.
“And Maggy fails, giving Tess the win and the Angry Condors their fourth point!” Kristal announced.
“Oh no… I-I’m sorry for being such a failure…” Maggy said with tears in her eyes as she went back to her seat.
“It’s okay Maggy, no need to be so hard on yourself about it.” Rosa pat Maggy on her back as Tess went back to her seat.
“Great job Tess, you didn’t even seem to struggle!” Hunter praised.
“Thanks.” Tess responded.
Confessional: Tess
“I… guess it felt kind of nice to feel like I contributed.” Tess shrugged.
Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on Rosa and Connor respectively. They went to the middle.
“Rosa, Connor, your dare is to dance as best as you can!” Kristal said, shocking them both.
“Alright, I’ll try my best.” Rosa chuckled before she danced. Her dancing was very odd and strange, causing people to feel awkward.
Confessional: James
“Ew, that should be in like the top 10 dance fails of all time! She looked like a cat trying to slap itself in the face while on two legs.” James said.
Connor was seen looking nervous. “Ugh, that old fart is so going to cost us the round!” Yul scoffed.
“Yeah, he’ll probably do some outdated Fortnite dance or something.” Ally nodded.
Connor took a deep breath before he began dancing. His dancing was very smooth and groovy, amazing almost everyone. However the author did not describe what his dancing was like because he had a disease called "laziness".
“Wow, that was amazing!” Rosa said.
“And with that, it’s clear who the winner is! Connor wins the fifth point of the Angry Condors!” Kristal said as everyone but Yul and James clapped for him as he chuckled and went back to his seat.
“Congratulations Connor!” Riya told him.
“Thanks, I couldn’t have done it without you.” Connor smiled at her.
Confessional: Yul
“Ugh, it’s not fair that the old fart got so much praise for his dancing! If I was his opponent instead of the dumb slut, I would have eaten him up!” Yul angrily said.
“We’re currently 2-5! Can the Radioactive Sharks turn it around? Stay tuned to find out!” Kristal said.
A montage of dares played.
Aiden and Ally got ice buckets dumped on them.
Rosa and Hunter struck a weird pose. Hunter lost his balance and ended up falling.
James and Yul tried to balance on balls. Yul slips while trying and hits his nuts on the ground.
Lake and Connor had to solve a math question. Connor ended up being confused while Lake solved it quickly.
James and Riya had to drink a bowl of green jello. Riya got disgusted after a while but James downed the whole dowl.
Cut to the center of the amphitheater with a grinning Kristal.
“And looking at the scores… the teams are tied at 9-9! This will be the final round!” Kristal announced.
Oliver and Nina spun the wheels which landed on Maggy and Yul respectively.
“Oh…” Maggy sighed.
“Hah! Enjoy losing, ugly monster!” Yul mocked while Kai glared at him.
Confessional: Kai
“All of the words that come out of Yul’s mouth makes me feel… things that I haven’t felt for a long time.” Kai said, looking at the ground while clenching his fists.
“And the dare is… name something you like about your opponent!” Kristal said, shocking both Maggy and Yul.
“Well, it’s clear the challenge ends here. There’s no way I can think of a single positive quality that ugly beast has!” Yul yelled, making Maggy look sad..
“So, are you giving up the challenge? If you do, you’d be responsible for your team losing.” Kristal told him.
“I don’t give a shit, I’m not praising that monster!” Yul responded.
“Okay, that’s it, I’m going to kick his ass.” Rosa said as she got up, only for Lake to put a hand on her shoulder.
“Calm down Rosa, I’m mad too, but violence isn’t going to do anything.” Lake said.
“Dude, no soul gets rich by hurting another.” Kai told Yul, looking upset.
“Oh please, don’t be a hypocrite! No one could think of a positive thing to say about that monster.” Yul responded.
“Don’t listen to him, Maggy. I can think of many positive things about you.” Lake told Maggy while Maggy looked like she was going to cry.
“That’s enough Yul! You don’t need to insult her repeatedly like this!” Connor got mad.
“Since when was telling the truth offensive? That ogre is hideous!” Yul responded.
“Shut the hell up bastard, Maggy is beautiful.” Rosa got upset.
“Of course you’d think that, judging by how quickly you entered motherhood, your standards must not be very high.” Yul said, shocking everyone as he noticed Kai glaring at him. “What’s up? Do you have something to say?”
Kai snapped at this and angrily turned around. “Yes, yes I do you miserable piece of shit! If you weren’t such an ignorant petty asshole manchild, you’d realize how beautiful Maggy is! Her soul is so pure, and her heart is so pure that it’d take the place of the sun on a rainy day! But of course, an idiot son of a bitch asshole motherfucker like you could never notice! I’m sure you don’t have any friends, and that your parents only sent you here to keep you entertained and to get away from you for a while, and now that you’re gone, they’re happy! I don’t blame them, after all, their only son is nothing but a piece of shit asshole motherfucker.” Kai angrily ranted at Yul, making him look utterly baffled. Everyone, even Kai, looked shocked at this, and some ended up grinning.
“Ooh, love the drama! Anyways, the Radioactive Sharks win! As a reward, they have 20 minutes of free consumption in the vending machines of the camp. Angry Condors, I'll see you tonight at the elimination ceremony.” Kristal said.
Confessional: Kai
“I forgot how good it felt to let out negative energy like that. And that’s… dangerous.” Kai said, looking down in shame
Confessional: Maggy
“It was very nice of Kai to stand up for me… He looked very badass back there.” Maggy blushed.
Cut to Kai sitting by the table in front of the Angry Condors cabin before Connor arrived.
“Hey, you alright?” Connor asked.
“I’m not. Before starting my mystical journey of self discovery, I used to be a pretty angry and violent person. When I began my journey, I swore to cleanse my soul of all negative energy, but I failed. I blew up in front of everyone.” Kai sighed.
“Well, if you ask me, what you did was awesome and pretty honorable.” Connor responded.
“Insulting Yul?” Kai asked.
“Defending Maggy. I don’t really know about all that mystical stuff you practice, but to me defending an innocent person will always be a noble act.” Connor responded.
“So… I haven’t failed?” Kai asked.
“You haven’t. While excessive anger is bad, anger is needed like every other emotion. You shouldn’t bottle it up, and instead use it on the right occasions to protect people.” Connor told him.
“I see. Thank you old man, you calmed the storm that was in my soul.” Kai smiled at him.
“Uh, you’re welcome son, whenever you want.” Connor responded.
Confessional: Connor
“Riya was right, mature Connor fits way better with the boys at camp. I shouldn’t have wasted all those years pretending I was still young… Now I see that those days are gone. I think I’ll make my new mission sharing my life experiences with the newer generation to guide them on the right path.” Connor said.
Riya approached the two while they sat together. “Hey guys.” Riya greeted.
“Oh, hi Riya!” Connor greeted back.
“I was thinking, how about the three of us make an alliance together? We can all vote Yul tonight to ensure he goes.” Riya offered.
“Sure, sounds like a great idea!” Connor grinned.
“It would be nice to cleanse this camp of that filth.” Kai nodded.
“Awesome! Alright, I think Yul, Hunter and Tess may have made an alliance while they were on the boat on the first challenge, and Ally is likely to vote with them due to how close she and Hunter have gotten.” Riya explained.
“Makes sense. So, what should we do?” Connor asked.
“I think Ally is the likeliest to flip on Yul, I can go talk to her to try and get her on our side.” Riya said.
“Makes sense, she’d be more likely to listen to you than me or Kai anyway.” Connor said.
“Alright, I’ll see you two at the elimination!” Riya said before she left.
Confessional: Riya
“I need to begin planning if I want to win. The dancer twat is the obvious target, and Connor and Kai were my best choices if I wanted to make an alliance against him, due to my friendship with Connor and Kai’s hatred of Yul.” Riya explained.
Cut to Tess sitting by herself while leaning on a tree before Hunter came.
“Hey Tess! I have something I need to give you.” Hunter told her.
“Sure.” Tess responded as Hunter pulled out her bottle of antidepressant pills, shocking her.
“Well, when you bumped into me in the bathroom, you dropped this. I came to return them to you.” Hunter told her.
“Alright, thanks.” Tess said as she got up and took the bottle.
“How long have you been taking them?” Hunter asked.
“I haven’t really kept count, but I’d say about 3 years.” Tess responds.
“And do they help you?” Hunter asked.
“Well, I'm still here, right?” Tess responded.
“My… mom used to take these too, long before I was born. She said they helped, but what really helped her feel better was spending time with her best friend. She didn’t try to get her to talk when she didn’t want to, she didn’t judge her or pressure her. She was just there for her and offered comfort.” Hunter explained as Tess began to tear up.
“A-And did it help?” Tess asked.
“Well, I'm here, right?” Hunter responded. Tess hugged Hunter and began crying as he hugged her back.
Confessional: Hunter
“That felt… very genuine. Wait, was I manipulating her or not?” Hunter asked, confused.
Cut to Ally gaming on a switch by herself at the Angry Condors cabin before Riya arrived.
“Oh hey, Riya! What’s up?” Ally asked.
“I just wanted to talk to you about the vote. Are you willing to vote with me, Connor and Kai against Yul tonight? Someone as horrible as him doesn’t deserve to be here.” Riya told her.
“Yeah, that guy is like a horrible NPC who keeps saying the same insults over and over! I’ll think about it.” Ally responded.
“Great, see you at the vote!” Riya said as she left before Hunter and Tess arrived.
“Hunter, you finally came! Wait, why is Tess here?” Ally asked.
“She wanted to play with us, is that alright with you?” Hunter asked.
“Uh, sure! Totally!” Ally grinned.
“Great! I’m going to the bathroom but I’ll be back soon, you two have fun!” Hunter said as he left.
“So, uh, what do you want to play?” Ally asked as she handed Tess a switch.
“Eh, anything is fine with me.” Tess said as she sat on another bed.
“Um, okay, how about we do a Pokemon battle against each other? Do you know how to play Pokemon?” Ally asked.
“Yeah, I played it a bit before.” Tess said as looked at her console.
Confessional: Ally
“I don’t mind Tess, but having her here was awkward since it was just supposed to be me and Hunter. I guess I can try to make Tess feel included if it makes Hunter happy though.” Ally said.
Confessional: Tess
“I don’t think Ally really wanted me there, but I can’t really blame her.” Tess admitted.
Cut to Hunter on his way to the bathroom before he got approached by Connor.
“Hey son! What are you up to?” Connor asked.
“Oh, I was just going to the bathroom before I began playing games with Tess and Ally.” Hunter responded.
“Hmm, playing video games with Tess and Ally huh? Of course. Have you ever thought about going for one of them?” Connor asked.
“Uh, what do you mean?” Hunter asked.
“You know, one of the girls?” Connor asked.
“Mhm, still don’t get it.” Hunter said.
“Well, as a man who’s dated many women in my long life, my best advice is that if you ever like one, don’t be shy. You aren’t just going to get anywhere by avoiding it. Who knows, maybe they feel the same?” Connor told him.
“Avoiding what?” Hunter asked.
“Just think about what I said.” Connor winked before leaving.
Confessional: Hunter
“I didn’t get a single thing Connor told me.” Hunter admitted.
Cut to Hunter entering the bathroom to see Yul leaning on a stall.
“Were you standing there this entire time for dramatic effect?” Hunter asked.
“W-What? No! We need to talk about the vote!” Yul angrily said.
“Alright. Who should we vote for?” Hunter asked.
“Obviously the fucking druggie, he can’t get away with what he said to me in the challenge! Oh, and make sure your two thots vote for him too.” Yul said, making Hunter look upset.
“Alright, I’ll tell them.” Hunter said.
“Great! And don’t even think about betraying me, or I’ll ruin your pasty and hairy ass!” Yul yelled at him before leaving.
Confessional: Hunter
“Is it weird that I wanted to punch Yul for insulting Tess and Ally like that?” Hunter asked.
Cut to the Angry Condors going to the elimination ceremony in the night.
“Angry Condors, welcome to your first elimination! Here’s how it works. One by one you must go to the voting booth, write the name of the person you want gone and deposit it in the ballot box. Sounds good?” Kristal asked, to which nobody said anything. “Good, now get voting!”
Confessional: Connor
“You are one of the biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever met, I hope I never see you again after this.” Connor angrily said, holding a piece of paper with Yul’s name written on it.
Confessional: Hunter
“I vote Kai. It’s nothing personal, but my alliance member wants you out.” Hunter said, holding a piece of paper with Kai’s name written on it.
Riya wrote a name and deposited it, looking determined.
Ally wrote a name and deposited it, looking unsure.
Kai wrote a name and deposited it, looking upset.
Yul wrote a name and deposited it, looking angry.
Tes wrote a name and deposited it, not giving a single fuck.
“You have all cast your votes and made your final decision. The person with the most votes must leave the camp.” Kristal said before she began reading the votes.
“First vote… Yul.” He scoffs at this.
“Kai.” He looks a bit sad.
“Yul.” He rolls his eyes.
“Kai. That's two votes Yul, two votes Kai.” Yul looks angry while Kai’s expression didn’t change.
“Yul.” He is offended by this.
“Kai. That’s three votes Yul, three votes Kai. One vote left.” Yul looked angry, Riya and Connor looked at each other nervously, Hunter glanced at Ally and then Tess while Kai looked shockingly calm.
“The third person voted out of Disventure Camp is… Kai.”
“Everyone who voted for me will pay!” Yul angrily said as he turned into his team.
“Ally, did you vote for Kai?” Riya asked Ally.
“Yup! Sorry queen, but it was smarter to stick with my majority alliance.” Ally responded.
“Don’t worry, it is quite alright.” Kai said as he got up and turned to his team. “Thank you all for making this short trip one of the most enriching of my life, I am truly grateful for how you filled my soul with joy… except you Yul, go fuck yourself.” he said as he flipped Yul off, causing Yul to roll his eyes.
“Great farewell Kai, but it’s time for you to go now.” Kristal said.
“Come on Kai, I’ll walk you out.” Connor told Kai as he got up, making him smile.
Cut to Connor and Kai at the bus stop.
“I’m sorry you had to go Kai, I wish we could have gotten Yul out.” Connor sighed.
“It is alright old man, the universe tells me that bastard will get what’s coming to him.” Kai smiled at him before raising his hand to his ear and looking shocked as the bus arrived.
“Uh, Kai? The bus is here.” Connor said.
“Nature… it’s calling to me. It says that my journey here isn’t over yet. There is something it wants to show me.” Kai responded, looking serious.
“Uh, alright. Good luck with that.” Connor gave a thumbs up.
“Namaste.” Kai responded as he bowed before departing into the forest.
“We drove all the way up here and he didn’t even get on the bus? What an asshole!” Nina got upset.
“Nina! Language!” Marcus got upset.
Confessional: Connor
“Well, me and Riya are in a pretty crummy spot right now, but I’m not giving up yet! I owe it to Riya to find a way to turn our situation around and eliminate Yul.” Connor said, determined.
Cut to Kristal in the staff tent.
“There are 3 campers out of the game, and the drama just keeps increasing! How will Hunter handle his relationships with Ally and Tess? Will Rosa warn Lake about her parents? Will Connor and Riya be able to turn things around on the Angry Condors? And will James finally do something smart? If you want to find out, be sure to tune in for the next episode of Disventure Camp!” Kristal said, ending the episode.
VOTING CONFESSIONALS
Confessional: Ally
“Yul sucks, but going along with Hunter and the rest of the alliance is obvi the better move right now.” Ally said, writing down Kai’s name.
Confessional: Kai
“Yul, I wish you nothing but misery and pain.” Kai said, writing down Yul’s name.
Confessional: Hunter
“Sorry man, but I need Yul as a vote shield for now." Hunter said, writing down Kai’s name.
Confessional: Tess
“His rant at Yul was pretty cool, but I’m just going to do what Hunter said.” Tess said, writing down Kai’s name.
Confessional: Yul
“Fuck you, damn stupid weed addicted drug dealer! I hope he fucking dies!” Yul yelled as he wrote down Kai’s name.
Confessional: Riya
“He is such a brat! Ugh, I really hope Ally flipped.” Riya sighed, writing down Yul’s name.
Confessional: Connor
“I hope he gets what’s coming to him.” Connor said, writing down Yul’s name.
Kai’s Audition Tape
Kai was seen sitting on a tree log in a meditation pose. His eyes were closed, but he opened them quickly. “Greetings fellow spiritual travellers of the eternal cosmos. My name is Kai, and I am an apprentice of the mystic arts and spiritual sciences who seeks to inherit all of the wisdom this world has. Last night, the universe sent me a message saying that I must participate in this turbulent show. It said that I had a mission to accomplish and a lesson to learn if I wanted to ever transcend my path to astral illumination. I hope you can choose me for your show so my good vibrations manage to touch the auras of the people on the show and so I can find out what the universe destined for me. Namaste.” Kai said and did a prayer motion with his hands while closing his eyes before the tape ended.
Notes:
Kai was seen meditating in the woods without his hood on.
"Greetings partners on the mystical journey of life. The universe sent me some rad names that I needed to thank for their support of the wild show I was on, so that is what I will do."
"Special thanks to..."
"Rose thinks Hunter should elope with Tom! The universe has some interesting news for you from the future about that! Or actuallly not."
"Cooper_Hunter376! Hmm, interesting choice of profession. Certainly not one very widely known on this earth."
"Makotoskyhope! It is always good to keep hope in your heart."
"Yulhater101! Bangin' name, my man. I do not Gabriella personally, but I do appricate how much she cares for all the animals in the nature."
"Potato_Land! Hmm, potatoes are indeed a very good food."
"Samota! Hunter isn't as manipulative as he thinks he is."
"Owanosegirl! Hmm, I sense that Karol still has some strong resentment in her heart for the oreo man."
"doubleglazeddonuts! I personally do not enjoy market food like donuts."
"#1 Trevake and Diencer Shipper Picochu! The future may have some happy news for you."
"Godjacob95! Hmm, it is not wise to advertise yourself as a god on the internet."
"Alec and Dan are the two biggest Disventure Camp Season 1 nerds and they are my favourites! The nerd power in those two is very strong.
"YoJusCrazyHoov16! Whoa... crazy..."
"DramaGachaStudent! I wish you luck in your studies."
"Allyett_CEO! Those two do have some simmilar concerning emissions in their auras..."
"HajimeTDFan! I have not watched that show, but I like the boy with the long neck."
"Aganoyu! Agony is a constant when Yul is around."
"That is all the names the universe gave, but it also told me to inform you of some other stuff too. If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the DCR series and leave kudos so you get updates."
"There is also a question. Which drugs do you think Kai takes? ...Wait, what?"
"Anyways, that is all. I hope to see you all later. Namaste..."
Kai closed his eyes and began meditating as the screen went to black.
Radioactive Sharks: Aiden, James, Lake, Maggy, Rosa Maria
Angry Condors: Ally, Connor, Hunter, Riya, Tess, YulEliminated Contestants:
12th: Kai Mitchell
13th: Karol Jones
14th: Oliver BennetYeah this is the one challenge I replaced, no way way I keeping the kissing shit. Anyway, Kai still goes as you all probably expected but at least he got to crashout at Yul. I hope you enjoyed the episode as always!
Chapter 4: Truth Be Told
Summary:
In today's challange, the campers have to admit to personal secrets.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Previously, on Disventure Camp…” Kristal began the recap. “The campers had to compete in a bunch of dare challenges.”
“On the Radioactive Sharks, Aiden continued being mad at James and grew closer to Lake while Rosa began being concerned about Lake’s parents’ treatment of her.” she continued.
“Meanwhile on the Angry Condors, Connor accepted that being old wasn’t that bad thanks to Riya. Hunter grew closer to Ally and began getting through to Tess, causing him to be saddled with unnecessary feelings.” she continued.
“During the challenge, the Angry Condors lost due to Yul’s refusal to praise Maggy, causing Kai to absolutely destroy him for that. However, Yul managed to get Kai out with the help of the poly trio, despite Riya’s attempts to flip Ally.” she continued.
“Kai has been eliminated and 11 contestants are left.” she continued. “Who will leave the camp tonight? Find out on…”
“Disventure Camp!” she said as the episode began.
(Theme Song starts)
The opening sequence began at the entrance to Camp Tipiskaw, where the camera zooms in on Marcus and Nina inside the Bus of Losers, followed by Kristal and Oliver posing in front of the "CAMP TIPISKAW" sign.
Afterwards Rosa, Lake and Maggy were seen talking in front of a cabin before Hunter and Ally were seen playing games on a table while Tess sat next to them, looking bored.
At the forest, Aiden and James were sitting together before James took out his phone and took a selfie, annoying Aiden before Yul came and dragged James away.
This is followed by Connor and Riya standing by a beach. Connor put his hand on Riya’s, causing her to blush. The following scene sees the members of the Radioactive Sharks and the Angry Condors walking to the elimination area.
In the center Hunter smiles at Tess, but she looks away with a neutral expression before Ally pops in the middle of them and wraps her arms around their shoulders. The opening sequence concludes with the camera zooming out, capturing Kristal wickedly grinning as the season's logo displays.
(Theme Song ends)
Cut to Tess sitting on a table in front of the cabins in the morning before Ally arrived.
“Good morning Tess!” Ally greeted.
“Good morning.” Tess responded.
“How did you sleep?” Ally asked.
“Alright I think, what about you?” Tess asked.
“Pretty good! Have you seen Hunter by the way? He promised he’d play games with me before the challenge but I can’t find him anywhere.” Ally said.
“I haven’t, he probably went for a walk or something.” Tess responded.
“Oh no, what if he’s avoiding me!?” Ally panicked.
“Meh, he probably just wanted some alone time.” Tess said.
Confessional: Ally
“Well, I should probably try to get along with Tess while Hunter isn’t here, it might improve my chances later in the game too and seeing how well I’m getting along with her might make Hunter like me more too! Keep rooting for the #AllySweep my loyal followers!” Ally said and made a heart sign with her hands for the camera.
“Hey Tess, how about we play games together while Hunter isn’t here?” Ally offered.
“Meh, I’m not in the mood right now.” Tess responded.
“Oh, alright.” Ally said, sounding disappointed.
Confessional: Ally
“Bonding with Tess might be harder than I thought. How am I supposed to befriend people without playing games with them!?” Ally said, utterly baffled.
Riya arrived to see the two sitting together. “Hey girls, have you seen Connor?” Riya asked.
“Ew, why do you care about where that old flop is?” Ally asked, making Riya look upset.
“I think I saw him by the lake.” Tess said.
“Great, thanks!” Riya said and tried to leave.
“Oh, by the way, can you tell us if you find Hunter? We can’t find him anywhere.” Ally said.
“Alright, I will.” Riya said before she left.
Confessional: Riya
“The way the last vote went was terrible for me and Connor, we’re definitely gone the next time we lose now. We need to find a way to save ourselves.” Riya said, sounding sad.
Connor was sitting by himself at the lake before Riya arrived.
“Oh, hey Riya!” Connor said.
“Hey.” Riya said as she sat next to him.
“So, how have you been since the last vote?” Connor asked.
“I’ve… been pretty worried. We’re now stuck in the minority of a team with a 4 person majority alliance, we’re definitely going to be eliminated the next time our team loses.” Riya sighed.
“Well, things might look bad now, but we shouldn’t give up! I’m sure we can find some way to take Yul down and avenge Kai.” Connor told her.
“I hope so. Thanks for trying to cheer me up Connor.” Riya smiled.
“Oh, it was nothing.” Connor chuckled.
Confessional: Connor
“I honestly don’t really care about winning, I only came on the show to feel young again which I now realize was pretty stupid of me. But I still want to stay in the game, if not so I can help Riya and be an extra vote for her.” Connor said.
Riya got up and tried to walk away, only to trip on a rock. “Ow!” Riya yelped in pain as Connor got up.
“Wait, is that…” Connor said as he looked under the rock to find an envelope. He opened it and read what was inside as Riya got up. “"Congratulations, you have found a special advantage! This one allows you to swap one person from each team to the opposing one. The choice of who to swap is yours, but you must tell the host before the next challenge."”
“Wow, Connor, that’s amazing news!” Riya said, excited.
“Totally! If we swap someone who’s willing to work with us, we might still have a shot!” Connor cheered.
“Exactly! Who’s going to keep the advantage though?” Riya asked.
“Hmm, I think you should take it, you’d know how to swap better than me.” Connor said as he handed the envelope over to Riya.
“Really? Thank you so much Connor!” She said and hugged him, making him smile.
Confessional: Riya
“Obviously that bastard Yul is going to be the one I swap to the other team, but I’m not really sure on who to swap to our team. I need it to be someone supportive and nice who’d make for a loyal ally.” Riya admitted.
Cut to the staff tent where Oliver was watching Riya and Connor find the advantage. “Boss, someone found the advantage you hid!” Oliver told Kristal, who was scrolling through her phone.
“Ooh, so quickly? Who was it?” Kristal asked as she turned around to him.
“Connor and Riya.” Oliver responded.
“That’s great! They’ll probably swap Yul which can cause some great conflict on the Radioactive Sharks and will make the Angry Condors’ next vote less predictable!” Kristal grinned. “Alright, now I just need to call the producers to finalize the next challenge before we can start. Hopefully they listen to my ideas more after how many views the last episode got.” she said as she went back to her phone.
“Miss Kristal, I personally think that this challenge is a bit much, it’s way too personal for the contestants.” Oliver said.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever, go back to doing intern stuff.” Kristal ignored him before going back to talking on the phone. “Hello? Oh no, I'm not busy, I was just talking to my silly intern. He does his job horribly. But hey, we’re not here to complain about our useless workers. I just wanted to talk to you about my idea for the challenge…” she told the person on the phone, making Oliver look sad.
Cut to Lake studying by herself in front of the Radioactive Sharks cabin while looking tired before Rosa approached her.
“Hi Lake! How are you?” Rosa asked.
“I’m fine, I’m just studying.” Lake responded.
“You seem a bit tired. Do you study this hard on the weekends too?” Rosa asked.
“I do. It’s like what my parents say, I shouldn’t waste my time on trivial stuff when I can focus on getting better grades to make my future better.” Lake responded, worrying Rosa.
“Hey Lake, can I talk to you about something serious?” Rosa asked.
“Sure, go ahead.” Lake responded.
“I’m worried about you, Lake. From what I’ve seen, your parents pressure you too much.” Rosa told her.
“They just want me to succeed, pressure is needed for that.” Lake responded, sounding sad.
“Lake, pressure might make a pencil work better, but too much of it will cause it to break. Your parents seem to control every aspect of your life, they basically starve you and don’t let you do anything you want.” Rosa responded as Lake got up, looking upset.
“I recognize that their methods might be unorthodox, but they just want me to succeed, and the path to success is filled with hardship! You can’t judge my parents for how they raised me when you only became one by accident.” Lake told her before leaving, making Rosa sad.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“I was just trying to help Lake, but I… just made things worse.” Rosa sighed.
Cut to Aiden sitting by himself at the cafeteria before he got approached by James. “Hey buddy, can I sit here?” James asked.
“Why are you even asking? You always just did what you wanted before!” Aiden got mad.
“Aiden… I don’t know what to say, but if you need someone to talk to, I’m here.” James said, putting an arm on Aiden’s shoulder, greatly confusing him.
“Uh, what?” Aiden asked, greatly confused as James suddenly looked surprised and turned over to a window.
“Uh, u-um… oh, h-hey, look at that bird! Crazy huh?” James said and looked out the window while chuckling, confusing Aiden even more.
“Ugh, can you just shut up? You’re being ridiculous!” Aiden got mad at him, making James groan.
“Ugh, fine. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to post two stories and take a picture of my breakfast.” James said before leaving.
Confessional: James
“Why is Aiden still pushing me away!? I’ve been acting like a carbon copy of that Tim guy! What, do I need to wear a sexy spy suit and mask too?” James said, annoyed.
Meanwhile, Hunter exited the dining hall and ran into Connor. “Hey son! Have you thought about what I told you about Tess and Ally?” Connor asked.
“I’ve been trying not to.” Hunter nervously said and walked away, confusing Connor.
“Um… alright?” Connor said, scratching his head.
Confessional: Hunter
“I’ve been very confused and worried after what Connor told me yesterday, and I’ve been avoiding Tess and Ally because of that. I think I might have been feeling a lot of unnecessary feelings.” Hunter admitted.
“Attention campers, it’s challenge time! Meet me near the lake in a few minutes!” Kristal’s voice came from the loudspeakers.
Cut to the two teams tied to two platforms above the water while Kristal stood on a platform in the middle.
“Welcome to the world’s most embarrassing and humiliating trivia challenge! Are you comfortable?” Riya asked.
“Not at all, these seats are wet! It’s making me feel like a slut like the gamer cunt or the low budget porn actr-” Yul tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Um, Kristal, before we start the challenge, there is something I need to tell you.” Riya said.
“Oh really? I’m all ears.” Kristal smirked.
“I found this advantage that allows two people to switch teams and I want to use it now.” Riya told her, showing the envelope and surprising everyone aside from Connor.
“Well, I can confirm that advantage is real. So, Riya, who are you going to swap?” Kristal asked.
“Hmm… I choose to swap Rosa and Yul.” Riya smirked.
“W-What!? And why me? What did I ever do to you?” Yul asked, utterly gobsmacked.
“You literally just called me a porn actress a few seconds ago, I don’t want to deal with your shit anymore!” Riya angily said.
“Go fuck yourself! It’s obvious why you still haven’t succeeded by being such a dumb snowflake.” Yul scoffed.
“Alright, from now on Yul will be part of the Radioactive Sharks and Rosa María will be part of the Angry Condors. You two switch seats.” Kristal said.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“I’m sad to be leaving my team, I hope Maggy and Lake can do well without me.” Rosa sighed.
Confessional: Yul
“That low-budget actress underestimates the damage I could do to her, on another team. Mark my words, she will pay!” Yul angrily said.
Confessional: James
“So Rosa and Yul switched teams, huh? Not only is the girls alliance weakened, I also have my biggest ally on the same team as me now! Things couldn't be better for me.” James grinned.
Confessional: Maggy
“I noticed that Kai wasn't on the other team anymore… I hope he’s alright.” Maggy said, worried.
Cut to the challenge area again, but with Yul and Rosa having changed teams.
“Time to explain the challenge!” Kristal said before she began explaining the challenge. “I’m going to tell a shameful, humiliating and very personal secret that belongs to one of you.” she said.
“That sounds too cruel.” Rosa said, upset.
“I don’t care. If the person I’m talking about pushes the button and accepts the humiliation in front of their whole team, they’ll score a point. If the person does not accept it, the opposing team can try to guess who I'm talking about and if they do it correctly, they will take the point. The team that has more points by the end of 10 questions wins. And every time a person does not want to accept a truth, their whole team will be submerged in water. Like this!” she said and pressed a button on a remote, submerging everyone in the water as she laughed. “Hah, these things may be 10 years old, but they’re still fun!”
“Uh, I think you should get them out of the water now.” Oliver said on the shore, worried.
“Ugh, relax, I was going to do that.” Kristal said and pressed the button again, making everyone rise above the water as they all choked on water.
“Any questions before I start the challenge?” Kristal asked.
“I have one. How do you know these things about us?” Lake asked.
“Oh, probably from all your search history data which you gave us access to when you signed up for the show.” Kristal said.
“Wait, what!?” Rosa said, shocked.
“Y-You can’t do that! There’s some very… p-personal stuff on there!” Ally said.
“Yeah! Ugh, I wish I didn’t forget to delete mine before coming on the show…” Hunter mumbled.
“Well, then maybe you should learn to actually read a contract before signing it. The challenge starts… now!” Kristal said before pulling out some cue cards with questions on them.
“First question, Radioactive Sharks, who auditioned for the previous season and was rejected for being considered uninteresting?” she asked. Aiden pressed the button.
“Alright, I have no problems admitting that.” Aiden said.
“That’s the first point for the Radioactive Sharks!” Kristal said.
“Stupid twink, you probably dyed your hair to cover up your lack of personality!” Yul mocked.
“N-No I didn’t!” Aiden responded, blushing in embarrassment.
“Oh, he totally did!” Kristal said, making Yul laugh.
Confessional: Aiden
“I really hate those two.” Aiden said, looking upset.
“Second question, Angry Condors, who has been an extra in more than 50 movies, but has never been credited?” Kristal asked.
“Wow, couldn’t you have gotten something more obvious?” Riya rolled her eyes before pressing the button.
“That’s the first point for the Angry Condors!” Kristal said.
“Don’t worry Riya, I’m sure you’ll get some more roles after this show!” Connor said, making Riya smile.
“Are these really the most embarrassing things you have?” Aiden taunted Kristal.
“Oh, you better watch what you say.” Kristal glared at him. “Third question, Radioactive Sharks, who has never kissed someone before?” she asked. Aiden, Lake and Maggy press the button while looking embarrassed. “That’s the second point for the Radioactive Sharks!”
“Ew, I’m on a team with virgins in the majority!?” Yul said, sounding horrified.
“Wait, Aiden, you haven’t kissed anyone before?” James asked, surprised.
“Ugh, it doesn’t matter.” Aiden responded, clearly embarrassed.
“And don’t taunt me again, or I’ll expose your biggest secret.” Kristal threatened, making Aiden look nervous.
“Fourth question, Angry Condors, who made their previous psychologist have to go to the psychologist?” she asked.
“You don’t need to admit it if you don’t want to.” Hunter whispered to Tess.
“Eh, it’s fine.” Tess said and pressed the button.
“That’s the second point for the Angry Condors!” Kristal said. “Fifth question, Radioactive Sharks, who forced his ex to get plastic surgery and then ended the relationship because she did it wrong?” she asked. Aiden glanced over at James with a raised eyebrow before Yul pressed the button.
“Of course I dumped her, that bitch looked hideous with her pinocchio ass nose! How can you screw up something as simple as a nose job?!” Yul said, causing multiple people to glare at him.
Confessional: Riya
“Can this guy just die already!? I’m sure no one would miss him.” Riya scoffed.
“That’s the third point for the Radioactive Sharks!” Kristal said. “Sixth question, Angry Condors, which one of you has shoplifted?” she asked. Rosa pressed the button.
“A mother would do anything for her child.” Rosa said as Riya put a hand on her shoulder in consolation.
“That’s the third point for the Angry Condors!” Kristal said.
“A Latina stealing, why am I not surprised?” Yul scoffed.
“Ugh, can you just shut up you racist twat!” Riya yelled at him.
“Make me, bitch!” Yul yelled back.
“I would if you were next to me!” Riya responded.
“Alright, settle down.” Kristal rolled her eyes. “Seventh question, Radioactive Sharks, which one of you wears a wig?” she asked. Lake reluctantly pressed the button, making Kristal and Yul burst into laughter.
“T-That’s the f-fourth point for the Radioactive Sharks!” she said in between her laughing.
“O-Oh no, I’m sorry Lake…” Maggy consoled her.
“It’s fine Maggy, it’s my fault anyway. My hair wouldn’t have fallen if I focused on studying instead of stressing out.” Lake said with a nervous smile.
“Don’t you think these questions are getting a bit too personal?” Rosa glared at Kristal.
“Oh, I’m just getting started.” Kristal smirked. “Eight question, Angry Condors, who uploaded sexy photos of themselves in a bunny suit to the internet just to gain some fame?” she asked.
“I bet it was that stupid fucking attention whore actress!” Yul said.
“This is like the 5th time you called me a slut, can’t you come up with any better insults?” Riya rolled her eyes before Ally pressed the button.
“Okay, just so you know, I didn’t do it for fame, I did it for the love of art!” Ally defended herself.
“I don’t care. That’s the fourth point for the Angry Condors!” Kristal announced.
“Well, the thot gamer was second guess anyway so I wasn’t too far off, she’s just as much of an attention whore.” Yul said, earning a glare from Hunter.
“I think this is getting out of hand.” Tess said.
“I think it got out of hand a while ago.” Rosa said.
“Wait, I know what to do! In Total Drama Revenge of the Island there was a challenge similar to this, and the contestants stopped the challenge by refusing to participate! We can do the same!” Aiden said.
“No! This is what will happen if you try to sabotage this challenge.” Kristal said and pressed the button on the remote, sinking them all in the water. “I hope you can hold your breath for 5 minutes.”
“Um, Miss Kristal, I think that you should find a way to penalize the campers that doesn’t put their lives at risk. We can’t have a show if the contestants are dead.” Oliver said.
“Ugh, fine. Party pooper.” Kristal said and pressed the button again, making everyone rise above the water as they all choked on water. “To penalize you, I’ll just reveal some secrets for everyone. Aiden still sleeps with the teddy bear he’s had since he was a baby, 5,000 of James's followers were bots, Yul and his family escaped from North Korea, Maggy has sent 5 people to the hospital while trying to hug them, when Lake is home alone she punches pillows with pictures of her parents, Connor used to be an alcoholic, Rosa has thought about aborting her daughter, Tess is an orphan, Riya was desperate for a major role and almost starred in adult movies and Ally and Tess are in love with Hunter!”
Hunter looked shocked before quickly refocusing. “Okay, stop already! We’ll keep playing the damn challenge!” Hunter yelled.
“Okay, I hope you learned not to complain after this. Nin-” Kristal tried to say before she was interrupted.
“Hah, I was right about the curry bitch being a porn act- Ow!” Yul yelped in pain as Connor threw a rock that was next to his seat at him.
“Thank you.” Kristal groaned. “Anyways, ninth question, Radioactive Sharks, who hung up posters of themselves at school for attention?” Kristal asked. No one pressed a button. “Nobody? Come on, time is running out! Well, it seems that there is no point for the Radioactive Sharks. Angry Condors, you can try to guess who I'm talking about.” she said.
“Do you know who it was Rosa? You were on that team.” Riya asked.
“Hm, I don’t. Was it Aiden?” Rosa guessed.
“Hey!” Aiden said in offense.
“Nope! Neither team gets a point. If the Angry Condors answer this question, they win!” Kristal said. “Tenth question, Angry Condors, which one of you threatened and made a group of children cry?” she asked before Ally pressed the button.
“Okay, I was just stressed and they were using hacks!” Ally defended.
“Don’t worry, what you did was definitely deserved. Children are extremely horrible, useless, annoying and very weak! I wish people were born as adults instead of dumb babies so kids didn’t exist.” Hunter ranted, concerning everyone.
“Uh, that is certainly an opinion. Anyways, the Angry Condors get their fifth point and win with a one point difference! Radioactive Sharks, you have the afternoon to dry off and decide who you are going to vote for. I’ll see you tonight, where you’ll have to vote out another member.” Kristal said.
Cut to Lake studying by herself at a table before Aiden arrived.
“Oh, hi Aiden!” Lake greeted when she saw him.
“Hey Lake, how have you been since the last challenge? It was messed up of Kristal to expose such a personal secret of yours without consent.” Aiden said, sounding upset.
“Don’t worry, I’ve been fine. By the way, can I ask something?” Lake asked.
“Sure, go ahead!” Aiden responded.
“Are you willing to vote Yul off with me and Maggy? He’s very cruel and horrible, and I think everyone would feel better without him here.” Lake said.
“Oh, I was already planning on voting for him. That guy is a total sleezeball.” Aiden said, sounding upset.
“That’s great!” Lake smiled.
“Well, I’m going to eat before the elimination. Do you want to come with me?” Aiden asked.
“No thanks, I’d rather not eat too much after how I ate that donut in the previous challenge. Besides, I still need to finish this essay.” Lake responded.
“Oh, alright. See you later.” Aiden said before leaving.
Confessional: Aiden
“Honestly, I’ve been worried about Lake ever since we found out why she went bald, I should probably talk to her about how messed up her parents are soon.” Aiden said, sounding upset.
Cut to James scrolling through his phone by himself at the Radioactive Sharks cabin before Yul arrived.
“Hey Yul, welcome to the team! Make yourself comfortable, the bed next to mine is free so you can-” James tried to say before he was interrupted.
“James shut the fuck up, I litteraly don’t give a shit. We need to plan for the elimination! I want Maggy out for being such an ugly and strong ogre, but all the other snowflakes will probably vote me out since they were so offended by me telling the truth.” Yul groaned.
“And do you have a plan?” James asked.
“Hmm, have you bonded with any of the virgins?” Yul asked.
“Well, me and Aiden used to be allies, but for some reason he got upset about me voting off that annoying karen and doesn’t want to talk with me right now. There is absolutely no way to convince him to vote with us.” James sighed.
“Can’t you just lie, dumbass? You can just say that you’d keep him over me unlike the two other dumbass girls who’d vote him off once you and I were gone.” Yul said, surprising James.
“Wait, I can do that? Will it work?” James asked, sounding shocked.
“Of course it will idiot, it’s basic strategy.” Yul scoffed.
“Hmm, alright, I’ll try.” James said while rubbing his chin.
Confessional: Yul
“James is one of the biggest dumbasses I’ve met, but he’s sadly my best shot at surviving in this team.” Yul groaned.
Cut to Aiden sitting by himself in a stump in the woods before James approached him.
“Oh great, what do you want now James?” Aiden angrily asked.
“Hey buddy, I just wanted to ask if you’d be willing to vote with me and Yul against Maggy.” James told him.
“And why the hell would I even consider that?” Aiden asked.
“Well, Lake and Maggy have been very close since day 1, and they’d definitely choose to keep each other or you after me and Yul are out. However,I like you a lot more than Yul, I’d definitely keep you over him once Lake and Maggy were gone.” James argued.
“Hmm… alright, I’ll consider it, but leave me alone. I still haven’t forgiven you.” Aiden glared at him, causing James to sigh and leave.
Confessional: Aiden
“James… made a shockingly not idiotic point. I don’t want to betray Lake or Maggy, but if the merge is as late as it was in DC1, I might need to start thinking ahead.” Aiden admitted.
Cut to the Radioactive Sharks going to the elimination ceremony in the night.
“Welcome Radioactive Sharks! You already know how this works, go to the voting booth, write the name of the person you want gone and deposit it in the ballot box. Let’s go!” Kristal said.
Confessional: Yul
“It’s going to be so nice to finally give my eyes a break from looking at her.” Yul grinned, holding a piece of paper with Maggy’s name written on it.
Confessional: Lake
“I vote for Yul. He is cartoonishly horrible, and I wish for him to get hit by the bus on his way out.” Lake said, holding a piece of paper with Yul’s name written on it while looking angry.
James wrote a name and deposited it with a smirk.
Maggy wrote a name and deposited it, looking nervous.
Aiden wrote a name and deposited it, looking unsure.
“You have all cast your votes and made your final decision. The person with the most votes must leave the camp.” Kristal said before she began reading the votes.
“First vote… Yul.” He raised an eyebrow.
“Maggy.” She put her fists in the air in fear.
“Yul. That's two votes Yul, one vote Maggy.” Lake and Maggy and Yul and James glanced at each other while Aiden looked nervous.
“Maggy.” She looked more worried as Lake put a hand on her shoulder.
“The fourth person voted out of Disventure Camp is… Maggy.”
“What!? Aiden, did you betray me and Maggy?” Lake asked in shock.
“I’m sorry Lake, but I knew you’d vote me over her after James and Yul were gone.” Aiden said, sounding apologetic as Yul laughed and got up from his seat.
“Hah! Go back to the circus where you came from, freak!” Yul taunted Maggy.
“Shut up! Don’t you dare talk to her like that!” Lake angrily pointed at Yul.
“Whoa baldie, calm down, a little more stress and you might also lose your eyebrow hair, hahaha- Ow!” Yul screamed as Maggy punched him in the eye, causing him to fall backwards and hit his balls on a stump, making him scream again and fall to the ground. “My eye and nuts! Oh fuck, it’s swelling! Bring me some cream and ice and get that psycho out of here!” he screamed, clutching his groin and eye.
“You can insult me if you want, but I won't let you insult my friends!” Maggy got mad at him as Lake approached her.
“Maggy, I’m sorry I couldn’t save you, I-” Lake tried to say before she was interrupted.
“It’s okay Lake, thanks for being my friend.” Maggy smiled.
“And we will continue to be.” Lake smiled back.
“Yay!” Maggy said and hugged Lake tightly, crushing her and causing a big crack sound.
“Uh, Maggy? I think you cracked my spine.” Lake told her.
“Oh no, I’m so sorry!” Maggy said in worry and put her down.
“It’s alright, I actually think it feels less stiff now. I hope to see you soon.” Lake told her.
“Ew, cheesy goodbyes. Maggy, you must go.” Kristal said. Maggy waved at her team and Aiden and Lake waved back as she left.
Confessional: Lake
“This day has been horrible. I argued with Rosa, Aiden betrayed me, I’m stuck dealing with Yul, I couldn’t even finish my essay, my parents are probably going to be even madder after what Kristal revealed, and Maggy got eliminated… But I’m not giving up. I swear, I will take Yul down and avenge Maggy.” Lake said with tears in her eyes, determined.
Cut to Maggy at the bus stop before Kai arrived, shirtless and looking very ungroomed.
“Kai? I thought you were at the motel.” Maggy smiled when she saw him.
“You can leave for the motel... or you can come to the forest with me to go on a magical journey of self discovery.” Kai told her. Maggy got up and took his hand as the two left for the forest. Meanwhile, Marcus and Nina looked upset in the bus.
“Seriously!? Again? This forest crap is pissing me off!” Nina got upset.
“Do I need to get the soap Nina? But yeah, this is getting pretty annoying.” Marcus sighed.
Cut to Kristal in the staff tent.
“And that ends another episode! How will Hunter’s friendships with Tess and Ally go after what I revealed? How will Rosa and Lake fare now that they're on different teams? Who will Aiden side with? What dumb schemes will James and Yul come up with? And will Yul wake up with a black eye? If you want to find out, be sure to tune in for the next episode of Disventure Camp!” Kristal said, ending the episode.
VOTING CONFESSIONALS
Confessional: Lake
“I hope that jerk gets what’s coming to him.” Lake said, looking angry while writing down Yul’s name.
Confessional: Maggy
“He is very mean…” Maggy said, writing down Yul’s name.
Confessional: James
“Honestly, I kind of forgot she was even here.” James admitted, writing down Maggy’s name.
Confessional: Yul
“Buh-bye ogre! I hope you and your fucking druggie boyfriend both die at that motel!" Yul mocked, writing down Maggy’s name.
Confessional: Aiden
“I don’t want to do this but… I need to do what’s best for my game.” Aiden sighed as he wrote down Maggy’s name.
Maggy’s Audition Tape
Maggy was sitting on a bench. “O-Oh hi. Um, I think I need to say stuff about myself? Well, my n-name is Maggy, I’m 17 years old, my favorite color is pink and I c-can lift up to 160 kilograms. I-I know I’m t-taller than the average person, and my size usually intimidates people a lot… S-So I would like to participate on this show so the w-world can see that I am not something to be afraid of. And maybe I can make some friends too!” Maggy said and excitedly punched down on the bench, breaking it and causing her to fall. “O-Oh no, I’m sorry, I promise I’ll be more c-careful on the show…” she said as the tape ended.
Notes:
Maggy was sitting at the bus stop.
"H-Hey everyone. The producers asked me to thank the people who supported this show before I went to the woods with Kai, so I'll do that!"
"Special thanks to..."
"Samota! Connor and Riya were a couple?"
"Yulhater101! Hehe, great name!"
"Rose thinks Hunter should elope with Tom! U-Uh, I think I might be too young for this..."
"Potato_Land! Potatoes are tasty..."
"Cooper_Hunter376! D-Don't insult Kai, please."
"Makotoskyhope! I've been more hopeful lately due to my friends."
"doubleglazeddonuts! I don't get why anyone would be rooting for James..."
"#1 Trevake and Diencer Shipper Picochu! S-Shipping? What service do you use to ship them?"
"Godjacob95! G-God??"
"TheNightKnight aka a big fan of Grett! She was a bit mean..."
"Alec and Dan are the two biggest Disventure Camp Season 1 nerds and they are my favourites! Um, i-it isn't nice to call people nerds..."
"YoJusCrazyHoov16! I-I'm not crazy!"
"DramaGachaStudent! Thanks for the support!"
"Allyett_CEO! C-CEO? Sounds important..."
"HajimeTDFan! Thanks for the support!"
"Aganoyu! Thanks for the support!"
"funzonewario! Thanks for the support!"
"Ethereal_Stars8! Thanks for the support!"
"A-And if you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the DCR series and leave kudos so you get updates!"
"There's also a question. Aside from Yul, who are you rooting against the most? F-For me I think it'd be James."
"Okay, that's it! Goodbye!"
Maggy waved before leaving for the forest as the screen went to black.
Radioactive Sharks: Aiden, James, Lake, Yul
Angry Condors: Ally, Connor, Hunter, Riya, Rosa Maria, TessEliminated Contestants:
11th: Maggy Lewis
12th: Kai Mitchell
13th: Karol Jones
14th: Oliver BennetMaggy is still gone and the team swap is the same as probably expected. I tried to make it so Aiden didn't have -100 IQ in the vote. Anyways, as always, I hope you enjoyed the episode!
Chapter 5: Monstrous Behavior
Summary:
In today's challange, the campers have to do orders given by Kristal.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Previously, on Disventure Camp…” Kristal began the recap. “The campers had to confess a bunch of embarrassing secrets in this show’s most embarrassing and humiliating challenge..”
“On the Radioactive Sharks, Lake and Rosa had an argument over Lake’s parents while James continued failing to impress Aiden.” she continued.
“Meanwhile on the Angry Condors, Hunter began avoiding Ally and Tess. Meanwhile, Riya and Connor found a team swap advantage and Riya used it to swap Rosa and Yul.” she continued.
“In the end, the Radioactive Sharks lost the challenge and James and Yul used their alliance and got Aiden to join them to vote Maggy out, but not before she gave Yul a mark to remember.” she continued.
“Maggy has been eliminated and 10 contestants are left.” she continued. “Who will leave the camp tonight? Find out on…”
“Disventure Camp!” she said as the episode began.
(Theme Song starts)
The opening sequence began at the entrance to Camp Tipiskaw, where the camera zooms in on Marcus and Nina inside the Bus of Losers, followed by Kristal and Oliver posing in front of the "CAMP TIPISKAW" sign.
Afterwards Rosa and Lake were seen talking in front of a cabin before Hunter and Ally were seen playing games on a table while Tess sat next to them, looking bored.
At the forest, Aiden and James were sitting together before James took out his phone and took a selfie, annoying Aiden before Yul came and dragged James away.
This is followed by Connor and Riya standing by a beach. Connor put his hand on Riya’s, causing her to blush. The following scene sees the members of the Radioactive Sharks and the Angry Condors walking to the elimination area.
In the center Hunter smiles at Tess, but she looks away with a neutral expression before Ally pops in the middle of them and wraps her arms around their shoulders. The opening sequence concludes with the camera zooming out, capturing Kristal wickedly grinning as the season's logo displays.
(Theme Song ends)
Cut to Lake sitting by herself in the dining hall while looking sad before Aiden arrived.
“Hey Lake, can I sit next to you?” Aiden asked.
“Sure…” Lake sighed as Aiden sat next to her.
“Look, I’m sorry I voted Maggy over Yul, I would have liked to get Yul out too, but I needed to do what was best for my game.” Aiden apologized.
“It’s fine, I can’t judge you for playing the game.” Lake responded.
“Thanks. Also, has there been anything aside from Maggy’s elimination that’s been bothering you? You seem a bit down.” Aiden said.
“Aiden, can I ask you a question?” Lake asked.
“Sure! Ask away!” Aiden responded.
“Do you think I lead a normal life?” Lake asked, shocking Aiden.
“Uh… well, what’s considered normal nowadays, right?” Aiden nervously chuckled.
“Please be honest…” Lake said while rubbing her arm, making Aiden sigh.
“Well, from what I’ve seen, your parents put too much pressure on you. I mean, you balded from stress at such a young age due to them, that’s just messed up!” Aiden responded.
“Rosa told me something similar, but I just got mad at her and pushed her away when she did…” Lake admitted.
“Rosa probably saw it too and wanted to help you, the way your parents treat you just isn’t right.” Aiden said.
“Well… thanks for trying to help Aiden.” Lake gave a nervous smile.
“Anytime!” Aiden smiled back.
Meanwhile, Yul and James were sitting together. James was scrolling through his phone while Yul was holding an ice pack over his black eye.
Confessional: Yul
“Ugh, I can’t believe I have to be seen on TV in this hideous state! How dare that beast do this to me!? I am so going to sue her after the show for almost ruining my entire career!” Yul screamed.
Yul turned over to James. “Listen phone baby, we need to strategize! The fucking E-boy and the baldie seem too close to vote each other out, and they’re definitely targeting me the next time we lose.” Yul said.
“I see. Do you think you stand a chance in some tiebreaker challenge like rock, paper, scissors?” James asked.
“Ugh, I don’t want to risk a damn tie!” Yul yelled.
“Well, what should we do then?” James asked.
“Hm, maybe we could poison the stupid twink so he could get medically evacuated.” Yul thought.
“What? Why Aiden?” James asked, shocked.
“The other bitch obviously won’t be a threat, bald people are completely useless. Once the nerd is gone, we’ll be in control.” Yul said.
“Wait… so do you really want to poison someone?” James asked, shocked.
“Yup. Well, are you with me or not?” Yul glared at him.
“Ah, yeah. Of course my friend.” James chuckled.
“Good. I’m going to the woods, meet me there soon!” Yul yelled at him before leaving.
Confessional: James
“Lying? Sure! Manipulate? Whenever you want! But poisoning someone? That is way too much!” James said.
After Yul left, James approached Aiden and Lake, annoying Aiden. “Oh great. Lake, get ready to hear some mind-boggling nonsense.” Aiden rolled his eyes.
“Actually, this is something serious. I need to tell you two about something.” James said.
“What, did your brainrot TikToks get 3 million views instead of 4 million?” Aiden scoffed.
“Uh, what do you want to tell us James?” Lake asked.
“Yul is trying to poison Aiden. You need to be careful around him.” James said.
“Are you serious James!? You’re just lying again and trying to throw Yul under the bus to keep yourself in for longer like you did with Karol! I won’t fall for his tricks again, come on Lake.” Aiden said as he left. Lake glanced at James before leaving, causing him to sulk.
Confessional: James
“I can’t believe Aiden didn’t believe me about Yul! Did… did I really mess up that much?” James said, shocked.
Confessional: Lake
“James is very shady and unintelligent, but something about the way he talked about the poisoning leads me to believe that he might be telling the truth.” Lake admitted.
Cut to Ally and Tess sitting by a tree before they saw Hunter walking by.
“Stop there, Lone Ranger!” Ally called out to him.
“God, you are such a dork.” Tess snickered.
“Oh please, don’t act like I haven’t seen you drawing Pokemon after we played it.” Ally responded, making Tess feel embarrassed.
“Uh, hey Ally, Tess, what’s up?” Hunter nervously asked.
“We wanted to talk to you about the last challenge, but we couldn’t find you anywhere.” Tess responded.
“Yeah, have you been trying to avoid us?” Ally asked.
“A-Avoiding? I don't understand what you're talking about.” Hunter nervously chuckled.
“I thought it was kind of obvious.” Tess said.
“Yeah, come on Hunter, please talk to us.” Ally pleaded.
“W-Well, I…” Hunter tried to speak before he was interrupted.
“Attention campers, an immunity totem has been hidden somewhere in the camp. You have the opportunity to search for it before the challenge starts. Good luck!” Kristal’s voice came from a loudspeaker nearby.
“Well you heard her, we’d better split up and cover more ground. See you!” Hunter said and quickly left.
“Hunter, wait!” Ally tried to run after him before Tess put a hand on her shoulder.
“Just leave him, it’s obvious that he’s not going to talk now.” Tess said.
“Ugh, fine. I guess we should go search for the totem too.” Ally sighed as the two left.
Cut to the staff tent where Kristal and Oliver were looking at a computer.
“Hmm… the ratings for the last episode were pretty good, but it couldn’t pass the one before that. Well, I could add a voting twist with the totem and make the challenge similar to the third one…” Kristal thought to herself as she began typing the challenge concept.
“Ooh, can I see?” Oliver asked, excited.
“Wait a minute Oliver, I’m almost done. There!” Kristal said as she finished it and showed it to Oliver. Oliver read everything and looked upset.
“Uh, boss, this challenge is way too messed up! Some of these ideas are just blatantly cruel!” Oliver said.
“Yeah, I don’t care about that stuff.” Kristal rolled her eyes, upsetting Oliver.
“R-Really? What happened to not selling your soul for ratings? Are you really going to continue doing challenges like this just to get the show more views?” Oliver asked.
“Zip it Oliver, I need to keep the ratings high to keep my goddamn job! It’s what I’m supposed to do, make good TV to keep the audience entertained!” Kristal yelled back.
“A-Are you just going to ignore my advice like that when you asked me for it?” Oliver asked.
“I don’t need advice from a poor dumbass midget first boot intern who can’t even find a decently well paying job. Just go and scrub the damn toilets!” Kristal yelled at him, making Oliver look upset as he left.
Confessional: Oliver
“Ugh, I was so stupid for ever thinking that the administration would be less messed up this time!” Oliver cried out.
Cut to Riya, Rosa and Connor searching in the woods.
“Thank you for coming with us to search Rosa.” Riya told Rosa.
“Oh, it wasn’t a problem. By the way, can I ask something?” Rosa asked.
“Sure, go ahead.” Riya responded.
“Why did you choose me to swap teams?” Rosa asked.
“I just wanted someone kind and supportive, and you seemed to be both. I always saw you standing up for others against Yul.” Riya responded.
“Aw, thanks Riya, that’s very nice of you.” Rosa chuckled. “How about we tell each other more about ourselves to get to know each other more?” she asked.
“Alright. Well, my full name is Riya Sharma, and I’m a Bollywood actress who turned 31 today.” Riya began.
“Ooh, happy birthday!” Rosa smiled.
“Thank you. Anyways, I recently immigrated from India to the U.S. to get better roles which hasn’t been going well.” Riya sighed.
“Yeah, I guessed that after what Kristal revealed. You don’t have to continue talking if you don’t want to.” Rosa said, looking sympathetic.
“No, it’s fine. I didn’t get casted for anything but extra roles and barely made rent, I even almost ended up applying for adult movies before backing out at the last moment. I didn’t want to subject myself to that humiliation while my family was watching and I wanted to set a better example for my little sister, Eesha.” Riya responded.
“I’m sorry to hear you went through that Riya, I understand what it’s like to be desperate enough to be willing to do almost anything.” Rosa said, looking guilty.
“Yeah, I know you probably did after what was said in the last challenge. I’m sorry, it must be really hard to look after a daughter at such a young age.” Riya said, sympathetic.
“It is, but I’d do anything for Sofia, even if it means that I have to steal.” Rosa responded.
Confessional: Rosa
“I’m glad to have met Riya, she is a very kind person. I’ll be by her side and support her through her every decision like I should have done with Lake.” Rosa said, looking guilty.
Confessional: Riya
“I’m happy that I was able to get along with Rosa, she seems like a nice and fun person.” Riya admitted.
Rosa turned over to Connor. “And what about you Connor? I’d like to know more about you too.” Rosa said.
“Oh, you probably wouldn’t want to hear about me…” Connor sighed.
“Is there something wrong Connor? You seem upset.” Riya said.
“I just feel so pathetic. You two have spent your entire lives struggling and persevered through so much and I’m the CEO of a multimillion dollar company who’s spent half his lifetime partying and whining about not being able to get along with people half his age.” Connor sighed.
“Please don’t think like that Connor, you shouldn’t discredit your own struggles just because others may have struggled more than you. You’re a very good and supportive person, you’ve helped people like me and Kai feel more comfortable about themselves.” Riya told him.
“I agree, you seem like a very sweet and reliable guy.” Rosa smiled.
“Wow, t-thanks guys. Your daughter is lucky to have such a great mother like you Rosa.” Connor told her.
“Thank you, I am happy to hear that you think that.” Rosa smiled.
“I’ve actually always wanted kids, but I never really decided to settle down and have some.” Connor sighed.
“It’s not too late for that Connor, you could try adopting or find a woman who’s in a simmilar position to you.” Rosa told him.
“Huh, I’m not sure if I’m ready for that, but thanks for the support Rosa.” Connor grinned.
Confessional: Connor
“I’m really grateful for all the people I’ve met here who helped me come to terms with myself and finally allow myself to mature, especially Riya.” Connor smiled.
Cut to Ally and Tess searching in the woods together.
“Hey Tess, since Hunter didn't want to talk, maybe we should talk to each other!” Ally said, trying to start conversation.
“And what do you want to talk about?” Tess asked.
“Well, do you have feelings for Hunter? Don’t worry, I won’t judge if you do.” Ally responded.
“He’s been nice, but I’m not sure if I love him. What about you?” Tess asked.
“Hm, he is very hot and cool, it’s nice to have someone who doesn’t just judge me for every little thing I do.” Ally said.
“Huh, it seems obvious that you like him.” Tess responded.
I mean just look at him, he’s basically perfect aside from how hairy and pale he is.” Ally responded.
“He looks alright, I guess. Also, what did you mean by "it’s nice to have someone who doesn’t just judge me for every little thing I do"?” Tess asked.
“Well, my streaming career has been pretty stressful lately. I only began it due to wanting to pursue my video game passion but my mom hasn’t been very approving of it, and some of the people in my audience can get frustrating, with people wanting me to play games the exact way they tell me to or asking me for horny requests.” Ally ranted.
“I see. I’m sorry, that sounds hard.” Tess said.
“Well, yeah, but I at least still have fun playing games. I actually had someone who did support my career, but… nevermind.” Ally sighed, looking sad.
“Alright then.” Tess said and went back to looking in a bush as Ally smiled.
Confessional: Ally
“It felt nice to vent to Tess. It felt like I could get all of my thoughts out without being judged for them.” Ally smiled.
Cut to James and Yul searching in the woods.
“Ugh, how hard can it be to find a stupid fucking piece of wood?” Yul scoffed.
“Well, this forest is pretty big.” James said.
“Ugh, shut up smartass!” Yul yelled at him.
“Hey, if we find this totem, we won’t have to go with the poisoning plan, right?” James asked.
“Nah, it’d be better to save the totem for later. Using it to get a twink out would be such a waste.” Yul scoffed, making James look upset as Yul found something. “Oh, but what do we have here?” he grinned.
“Did you find the immunity totem?” James asked.
“No, something almost as good.” Yul said, showing him a red mushroom.
“Is that…?” James asked, shocked.
“Well, I'm not an expert like the weed addict, but I'm sure most wild mushrooms are poisonous. If we lose, I’ll distract the whiny twink in the dining hall and you'll put this in his food.” Yul told him.
“Uh, sure. Good plan…” James said nervously before Kristal’s voice came from a loudspeaker.
“It’s a challenge campers! Meet me at the amphitheater in a few minutes.” Kristal said.
“Well, we better get going.” James said.
“I heard the announcement dumbass, I know what to do.” Yul scoffed as the two left.
Cut to everyone at the amphitheater.
“Welcome campers, time to start today’s challenge.” Kristal said before she began explaining the challenge. “The queen, which is me, will give orders to all of you. If s omeone decides to disobey, at any point, they will be out of the challenge. The last two standing from each team will win individual immunity and both teams will head to elimination.” she explained, shocking everyone.
“Wait, this is just a more bullshit version of the episode 3 challenge and you just stole the twist from episode 6 of the first season! Can’t you come up with something original?” Aiden scoffed.
“Ugh, and can’t you shut the hell up?” Kristal scoffed.
Confessional: Kristal
“I hate that stupid twink so much, he’s so annoying! He always finds something to complain about the challenges.” Kristal scoffed.
“Anwyays, if no one has any questions, the challenge starts… now!” Kristal said. “James, change your TikTok profile from JamesCD to ManipulatorCD.” she said.
“Easy! My fans support me unconditionally.” James said as he did so.
“Rosa, I order you to give me your necklace.” Kristal ordered.
“I… I can’t do that. It’s very important to me.” Rosa said.
“Wow, and Rosa gives up on her first dare and has no shot at immunity!” Kristal said.
“Giving up so early? Wow, you really are a pathetic sl- Argh!” Yul yelled as Riya walked over to him and kneed him in the balls, causing him to fall over in pain as Rosa laughed.
“You really showed him.” Rosa chuckled.
“Oh, it was nothing.” Riya smirked as they high-fived.
Confessional: Yul
“What the hell is up with all the cock and ball torture I got on this show!?” Yul screamed while clutching his groin.
“Lake, go to your cabin and get your books. Ally, you go get one of your consoles.” Kristal said.
“Uh, alright.” Ally said as they left.
“Connor, carry Riya bridal style until they return.” Kristal said.
“Uh, alright.” Connor said as he gently picked up Riya. “I don’t get the appeal of this.”
“Oh believe me, the fans know.” Kristal said and winked at the camera as Ally and Lake returned with their respective items.
Kristal grinned. “Okay, Lake, now burn your books.” she said as she pointed at a burning trash can.
“What!? You can’t force her to destroy her personal belongings!” Aiden angrily said.
“Yes, Lake, you don’t have to do this…” Rosa said as Lake looked determined. She went over to the trash can and dumped all her books in it.
“Done.” Lake said.
“Excellent.” Kristal grinned.
Confessional: Lake
“I-I’m confused. Why didn’t I feel guilty while doing that…?” Lake asked, worried.
“Alright, Ally, delete all of your Minecraft worlds.” Kristal said as Ally gasped, utterly horrified.
“W-What? There’s no way I’m doing that!” Ally said.
“Okay then, good job on losing immunity over fucking Minecrap.” Kristal rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Ally
“I couldn’t just get rid of so much data! I have so many memorable worlds like my 1000 day hardcore one, the one where I built an entire giant ostrich army and the one where I did the sheep fucker speedrun in!” Ally said.
“Aiden, you have to hold Nina until Marcus gets back.” Kristal said and handed Aiden the doll.
“Ugh, fine. This thing is so creepy…” Aiden mumbled as he reluctantly took it, and Nina activated when he did so.
“Let go of me stupid dumbass, how dare you put your hands on a lady!?” Nina yelled.
“U-Uh, she’s talking! Why is she talking?” Aiden panicked.
“Excellent. Don’t forget, you can’t let go.” Kristal said.
“Hah, the girl who misses daddy behaves just like him! What a surprise!” Nina mocked.
“Wait, do you mean Christoff McLan-” Aiden tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Ugh, shut the hell up! I am nothing like him!” Kristal yelled, scaring people before she sighed. “Tess, I order you to throw your pills into the fire.” she said.
“What!? Are you crazy, she needs her meds!” Hunter said.
“Well, that’s her problem.” Kristal scoffed.
“Tess, please don’t do this.” Hunter told her.
“Eh, whatever.” Tess said and went over to the fire to toss her bottle of pills in, worrying Hunter.
“Alright, Yul, act like a chicken while wearing this hat. Riya, put on this clown make-up.” Kristal said as she handed them the items.
“Seriously!? Again?” Riya sighed as they took them.
“Ugh, fine.” Yul groaned as he put on the hat while Riya began putting on the make-up. Yul made screeching chicken noises and flapped his arms, causing people to laugh as Riya finished putting the make-up on and looked at herself with a mirror.
“Well, it doesn’t look as bad as it did before…” Riya sighed.
“Aiden, you have to eat this spicy pepper.” Kristal grinned as she handed Aiden one.
“Ugh, seriously!? You know I can’t do this from the third challenge.” Aiden sighed.
“Well, are you giving up?” Kristal asked. Aiden groaned and touched the pepper with his tongue, only to burn it.
“Ow, hot! Okay, I’m giving up.” Aiden groaned.
“Haha and Aiden is out of the game!” Kristal snickered as Aiden glared at her.
“Can I at least let go of the creepy puppet now?” Aiden asked.
“No, hold it until Marcus gets back.” Kristal said as Aiden groaned.
“You will pay for this, twerp!” Nina yelled at Aiden, scaring him.
“Yul, take a photo of yourself with your black eye and post it online.” Kristal said.
“Ugh, fucking hell, as if being seen on TV with this hideous deformity wasn’t enough…” Yul complained as he did so. “I am so deleting this later.”
“Riya, clean the outhouses.” Kristal said.
“What!? No, those things are disgusting!” Riya said.
“Well, enjoy your lost immunity.” Kristal said as Riya looked worried.
“You should have seen the ones Ripper used in the TD Reboot if you think those were bad.” Oliver shuddered.
Confessional: Aiden
“Hmm… I wonder who is grosser, Ripper or Owen? Wait, why am I even thinking about this!?” Aiden said.
“Tess, I dare you to lick a dirty sock.” Kristal said.
“Yeah… I’m not gonna do that.” Tess said.
“Alright, you’re out then.” Kristal scoffed. “James, you have to run through the stage naked. Lake for legal reasons, you have to wear this blindfold while he does this.” she said as she handed Lake over a blindfold which she put on.
“Hmph, alright, I don’t mind showing off for the camera anyway.” James winked at the camera.
Cut to James running through the stage naked. Rosa and Riya smirked, Ally blushed, Connor and Hunter looked confused, Tess didn’t care, Yul looked disgusted and Aiden grinned evilly at James’s suffering but couldn’t hide his blushing.
“And James completes the dare!” Kristal said before Oliver came.
“Uh, actually, he was wearing a really tight thong.” Oliver said.
“Oh. Well, then he doesn’t and is out!” Kristal said.
“Ugh, come on! Everyone knows only wearing tight clothes is sexier than being fully naked!” James complained as he came back, fully clothed.
Marcus arrived and saw Aiden holding Nina. “Nina, why did you leave like that? I was worried.” Marcus said.
“This guy kidnapped me. I tried to free myself, but he is very strong and violent.” Nina said as Marcus took her and held Aiden up by his shirt.
“Touch her again, and I'll cut off your hands.” Marcus threatened.
“U-Understood, sir. Augh!” Aiden groaned as Marcus dropped him and left, causing Kristal to laugh.
Confessional: Aiden
“I hate Kristal so much, she made me lose by giving me a dare she knew I’d fail and then made me still carry that creepy puppet! How were the goddamn eco-terrorists better at hosting?!” Aiden complained.
“This has been more fun than I thought, but it’s time to finish. There are two people left on each team, Lake and Yul from the Sharks and Connor and Hunter from the Condors. Since each team has two people left, I’ll just choose the one who did less dares to do one and if they can do it, they’ll win. But if they can’t, the other person will win.” Kristal said, making the 4 look nervous.
“Okay, for the Angry Condors. Hunter, admit the real reason why you approached Tess and Ally.” she said with a smirk, shocking all three.
“R-Real reason? What does she mean?” Ally asked.
“I… I…” Hunter stuttered nervously.
“Time is running out Hunter…” Kristal grinned.
“Alright, alright!” Hunter yelled before sighing. “I… the reason why I talked to Tess and Ally was so I could try and manipulate them for the game.” Hunter admitted, making Ally gasp loudly in betrayal and causing Tess to look shocked.
“And Hunter admits it, granting him immunity!” Kristal announced.
Confessional: Connor
“Huh, so that’s why he was acting so weird…” Connor said.
“G-Girls, I’m sorry, I-” Hunter tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Ugh, just shut up you stupid hairy incel! I can’t believe you tricked me into thinking you cared!” Ally yelled with tears in her eyes, making Hunter flinch.
“Tess, I-” Hunter tried to say as he turned to Tess.
“It’s… fine.” Tess said as she looked away, making Hunter look even guiltier.
“While I do love all this drama, it is time to finish. Lake, I order you to burn your wig.” Kristal said while grinning wickedly.
“W-What!?” Lake said in shock.
“Don’t do it Lake, don’t give her the satisfaction!” Rosa said.
“Rosa is right, Lake, immunity isn’t worth it.” Aiden agreed.
“Yeah, don’t humiliate yourself even further and just let me win like a gracious loser!” Yul said as he laughed.
“Lake, you have 10 seconds.” Kristal said as Lake began to tear up.
“Why are you so mean? Do you really enjoy making fun of us? Making us suffer?” Lake asked.
“5 seconds…” Kristal glared.
“Well I feel sorry for you. Only someone miserable needs to hurt others to feel better.” Lake said.
“1 second!” Kristal angrily said.
“The puppet was wrong, you are not like your father, you are worse! You are a monster!” Lake yelled.
“Just shut up already!” Kristal yelled before sighing. “Just… are you doing it or not.”
Lake was about to say something before she saw Yul smirking at her from afar. She decided to take her wig off and throw it in the fire.
“The challenge is over. Lake and Hunter win immunity. I’ll see both teams at the elimination ceremony.” Kristal sighed.
Confessional: Aiden
“Wow, I’m impressed about how Lake managed to stand up to Kristal and did that dare to ensure that Yul wouldn’t win. I don’t think I would have had the courage to do it.” Aiden admitted.
Cut to Lake and Aiden inside the Radioactive Sharks cabin. Lake was looking at a mirror while sobbing while Aiden looked worried for her.
“Hey Lake… are you alright?” Aiden asked.
“I’m not. I just feel so embarrassed of myself. I can’t even look at the mirror without being ashamed due to how my parents treated me, and yet when Rosa tried to tell me about how bad they were, I just insulted and ignored her. I-I’m a horrible person…” Lake said while crying.
“Lake, you wanting to defend your parents is understandable considering how much of your life they controlled, I’m sure Rosa understands and isn’t upset either.” Aiden consoled her as she wiped away her tears.
“S-So what should I do?” Lake asked.
“Talk to Rosa, I’m sure you’ll both feel better if you talked about things.” Aiden said.
“A-Alright, I will. Thank you Aiden.” Lake responded.
“Any time!” Aiden said as the two hugged.
Cut to Ally looking dejected before Connor arrived.
“Oh, hey Ally.” Connor greeted.
“Hey…” Ally sighed.
“I just wanted to say that I’m sorry about the console I broke before, I can get you a new one to make up for it if you want.” Connor offered.
“No thanks, I have a lot more.” Ally responded.
“Oh, alright. Well, how have you been after what Hunter said in the last challenge?” Connor asked.
“I’ve been feeling like crap honestly. I thought I finally found someone who cared about me and gave a shit about my struggles, but he was just lying.” Ally sighed.
“I’m… sorry to hear that. I actually encouraged Hunter to shoot his shot with you or Tess without knowing his intentions.” Connor admitted.
“It’s fine, thanks for listening to me rant.” Ally told him.
“Oh, it’s nothing. Hey, maybe we can try playing those video game thingies to cheer you up?” Connor offered.
“Hmm, alright, sure.” Ally said and decided to hand him a console after logging into Minecraft.
“Uh, so what do I do?” Connor asked.
“Here, I’ll connect you to my world.” she said as she took her own console, entered a world, then connected Connor onto hers.
“Whoa! Everything here is so blocky! What do I do?” Connor asked.
“Okay, so just use the joystick to move and the buttons to run, break or build.” Ally said.
“Uh, this is a bit complicated… Oh god!” Connor yelled as he ended up walking off a giant cliff, causing him to die.
Ally burst into laughter at this. “Wow, you suck at this!” Ally chuckled.
“Yeah, I guess I kind of do.” Connor chuckled. “Well, I need to find Riya. It was nice talking to you!” he said as he left.
Confessional: Ally
“Connor isn’t actually as lame as I thought he’d be. He kind of reminds me of my grandpa even if he sucks at video games. He’s good at cheering people up, supportive and probably rich. I mean just look at how many gold rings he wears, I’d be shocked if he wasn’t.” Ally said.
Cut to Rosa and Riya sitting at a table before Connor arrived.
“Hey guys!” Connor greeted.
“Oh, hey Connor! Me and Rosa were just talking about the vote.” Riya said.
“Cool! So, uh, who are we targeting?” Connor asked.
“Well, since Hunter is sadly immune, we have to choose between Ally or Tess.” Riya said.
“Which one should we vote for?” Rosa asked.
“Well, Ally and Tess only started hanging out after they both talked to Hunter, so I might be able to make Tess flip by convincing her that Ally was only using her to get close to Hunter…” Riya thought as Connor looked sad.
“I don’t know, that sounds a bit mean to do after what she just found out about Hunter. What do you think, Rosa?” Connor asked.
“Well… I trust Riya’s judgement. I think we should do what she says.” Rosa responded.
“I guess I’m outnumbered then.” Connor sighed.
“Alright, I’ll talk to Tess. See you at the vote.” Riya said as she left.
Confessional: Connor
“Ugh, I hate having to play dirty like this…” Connor sighed.
Cut to Tess entering the Angry Condors cabin was.
“Hey Tess! How are you?” Ally asked.
“I’ve… been fine.” Tess said, looking away.
“Really? You sound a bit sad, is this because of what we found out about Hunter?” Ally asked.
“I-I… don’t want to talk about it.” Tess said as she held her arm before Hunter arrived, causing Ally to glare at him.
“Oh great, if it isn’t Mr. Manipulator. What, here to lie to us again?” Ally angrily asked.
“Look, I get why you’re mad at me, but we still have to vote together. I’m immune and the other 3 are in an alliance, so they’re probably voting for one of you, but if we work together we can at least cause a tie.” Hunter argued.
“Ugh, I guess you have a point. Who are we going to vote for, though?” Ally asked.
“I think Riya. She doesn’t seem to be as physically strong as the other two so she’d be easier to beat in a tie and she was the one who swapped away Yul, so she seems to be the biggest strategic threat too.” Hunter explained.
“I guess we could do that… What do you think Tess?” Ally asked.
“I’d be fine with it.” Tess said.
“Great! So, uh can we talk abo-” Hunter tried to say before he was interrupted.
“Ugh, no way, I’m not going to listen to your lies anymore! Just get out of the cabin!” Ally yelled. Hunter sighed and did so.
Confessional: Hunter
“I… I was only using Ally and Tess at the start, but I did genuinely grow to care about them. I feel horrible about what I did, I hope I can make it up to them.” Hunter sighed.
“Well, I’m going to get some water Tess, see you later!” Ally said.
“See you.” Tess responded as Riya arrived.
“Hey Tess, can we talk about something?” Riya asked.
“Okay. Do you want something from me Riya?” Tess asked.
“Well, I think you should join me, Rosa and Connor in voting Ally tonight. She was probably just using you like Hunter did so she could get closer to him.” Riya said, causing Tess to look away.
“I’ll think about it.” Tess sighed.
Confessional: Riya
“I feel bad using Tess like this, but this is our best shot at avoiding a tie.” Riya said.
Cut to Rosa sitting by herself before Lake approached her.
“Hey Rosa, can I join you?” Lake asked, shocking Rosa.
“Lake! Of course! I haven’t talked to you in a while, how have you been?” Rosa asked.
“Well, I’ve been a bit bad after how I burnt my wig…” Lake said, rubbing her arm in shame.
“I’m sorry to hear that, it was so cruel of Kristal to force you to do that.” Rosa sighed.
“Anyway Rosa, I wanted to apologize to you. You were right about my parents, and yet I didn’t even listen to you and just insulted you using personal information. I am deeply ashamed of that, and I understand if you don’t want to forgive me.” Lake said, sounding sad.
“Lake, don’t worry, I’m not mad. I understand why you got upset at me, you don’t need to apologize.” Rosa said.
“R-Really? Thank you Rosa. You are a very k-kind person.” Lake began to tear up before Rosa hugged her.
“It’s alright, I’m here for you.” Rosa consoled her as Lake wiped away her tears before breaking the hug.
“Thank you for cheering me up Rosa. I need to go talk to Aiden in the dining hall about the vote now, but I’ll see you later.” Lake said.
“Alright Lake, see you later!” Rosa waved at Lake as she smiled at left.
Cut to Aiden and Lake sitting at the dining hall.
“So, it’s Yul tonight, right?” Aiden asked.
“Definitely. He is completely horrible and cannot be allowed to go any further. He’d probably be easier to beat in a tie compared to James too.” Lake said before James and Yul approached them.
“Hello friend, can I sit here?” Yul asked Aiden with a wicked grin.
“Ugh, shut up! I know you’re voting for me Yul, and I’ll make sure that you don’t make it past that tiebreaker!” Aiden yelled.
“Oh come on buddy, don’t say such… toxic things!” Yul said as he sat next to Aiden and slung his arm and burst into laughter over his pun before winking at James. James took out a plastic bag with mushroom parts in it and dumped it into a dish without anyone seeing.
“Ugh, I’m going to eat outside. Come on Lake.” Aiden shoved Yul’s hand off his shoulder then left with his food and Lake.
“Well, did you?” Yul asked James.
“Of course I did!” James responded.
“Great, and that’s one brat less to worry about.” Yul chuckled.
“I can’t wait to see his reaction.” James smirked.
Cut to both teams attending the elimination ceremony in the night.
“Welcome losers, elimination time! Even though we have both teams here, you can only vote for people on your own team. You already know how this works, go to the voting booth, write the name of the person you want gone and deposit it in the ballot box. Angry Condors, you’re up first, let’s go!” Kristal said.
Confessional: Connor
“Sorry Ally, but I have to stick with my alliance.” Connor said, holding a piece of paper with Ally’s name written on it.
Confessional: Hunter
“I vote for Riya. Nothing personal, but you’re kind of the reason why I don’t have a guaranteed majority right now.” Hunter said, holding a piece of paper with Riya’s name written on it.
Rosa Maria wrote a name and deposited it, looking worried.
Riya wrote a name and deposited it, looking nervous.
Ally wrote a name and deposited it, looking upset.
Tess wrote a name and deposited it, looking sad.
“You have all cast your votes and made your final decision. The person with the most votes must leave the camp. If someone has an immunity totem, you will need to present it before reading them in any elimination and that will override any votes against you.” Kristal explained. No one said anything, so she began reading the votes.
“First vote… Riya.” She bites her lower lip nervously.
“Ally.” She looks upset at this.
“Riya.” She looks more nervous.
“Ally. That’s two votes Riya, two votes Ally.” Connor and Rosa look worried for Riya while Hunter looks worried for Ally, Tess keeps a neutral expression on her face.
“Ally.” She rubs her cheek in fear.
“The sixth person voted out of Disventure Camp is… still undecided!”
Kristal showed the last vote, which was for Riya. “There is a tie in the votes between Ally and Riya. Ugh, great, I have to come up with a tiebreaker challenge now…” Kristal mumbled to herself.
Confessional: Riya
“Ugh, of course my plan to get Tess to flip failed.” Riya groaned.
“Wait, I have a tiebreaker idea! How about a footrace around the camp?” Oliver asked.
“Eh, boring, but good enough I guess. Angry Condors, come with me to the bus stop. Radioactive Sharks, wait here until I come back.” Kristal said and left with Oliver and the Angry Condors.
Cut to the bus stop where Ally and Riya were standing at the start of a line.
“Alright, your challenge is to run around the camp and that the person who finishes first gets to stay.” Kristal said.
“Go, Riya!” Connor cheered.
“You can do it Ally!” Hunter cheered.
“Ready? Set. Go!” Oliver said before the two ran off.
The two continued running and after a while, Riya ended up tripping over a rock.
“Haha, see you at the finish lin-” Ally tried to say before running into a tree branch, allowing Riya to pass her.
“Hah, see you at the finish line!” Riya taunted back as Ally got up and continued, eventually managing to catch up as the two continued before they saw the finish line.
Ally ended up managing to pass Riya and dove into the finish, faceplanting into the dirt in the process as Riya gasped.
“Ugh… victory royale!” Ally cheered as she got up.
“And Ally makes it to the finish line first, which means that Riya is out of the game!” Kristal announced as Riya fell to her knees.
“N-No…” Riya said in shock.
“Alright! Awesome job, Ally!” Hunter said.
“Ugh, whatever, like I need the praise of some neckbeard.” Ally scoffed, making Hunter look sad.
Meanwhile, Rosa approached Riya, who was crouching in the ground as she tried to hold back tears.. “Riya, I’m so sorry you lost. Are you alright?” Rosa asked.
“N-No Rosa, this was my one chance to skyrocket my career and to finally gain some success, but I didn’t even manage to make it to the single digits… I-I’ll probably have to just give up on being an actress. ” Riya said as she cried.
“R-Riya please don’t think like that…” Rosa tried to console her as Conor watched this, looking sad.
“Hey, Kristal, I have an announcement to make.” Connor said.
“And, what is it?” Kristal asked.
“Can I quit the game in Riya’s place so she can stay in?” Connor asked, shocking everyone.
“Uh… I guess I’m fine with that.” Kristal shrugged as Riya walked over to Connor.
“C-Connor? Why would you quit for me?” Riya asked.
“I never needed the money, I only came on this show to feel young and all that. But you… you taught me that age is a virtue. You need to win this show more than me, and I have no problems with giving up my spot for you, I only stayed in this game so I could help you win anyway.” Connor responded.
“I… don’t know what to say. Thank you Connor, you are a really selfless person.” Riya smiled.
“Oh, and one more thing…” Connor said as he took out a small bottle of perfume. “You said it was your birthday right? Well, happy birthday.” Connor smiled and the two ended up hugging.
“Yeah, yeah, enough of the emotional farewell. Connor, time for you to go.” Kristal said.
“Well, it’s been fun, kids. We should do this again sometime!” Connor chuckled as he got on the bus.
“See you Connor.” Ally said.
“We’ll miss you!” Rosa said as Connor waved at them.
“Alright Connor, you stay in that bus until the person eliminated from the Radioactive Sharks arrives. The rest of the Angry Condors can go back to their camp.” Kristal said as the remaining Angry Condors all left.
Confessional: Hunter
“I’m a bit sad about Connor leaving, he was pretty cool. I’m mostly just glad it wasn’t Ally or Tess, though.” Hunter admitted.
Confessional: Riya
“I feel horrible that Connor had to quit for me because I failed that tiebreaker… Being eliminated felt so horrible, and I need to make sure I never feel that devastated again.” Riya said, determined.
Cut to Kristal and Oliver returning to the elimination area.
“Alright, Radioactive Sharks, I’m back, get voting!” Kristal said.
Confessional: Aiden
“I vote for Yul, it’s time to get rid of him for good.” Aiden said, holding a piece of paper with Yul’s name written on it.
Confessional: Yul
“I vote for Aiden. Have a fun trip to the ER, bastard!” Yul grinned, holding a piece of paper with Aiden’s name written on it.
Lake wrote a name and deposited it, looking angry.
James wrote a name and deposited it, looking cocky.
“You have all cast your votes and made your final decision. The person with the most votes must leave the camp. If someone has an immunity totem, you will need to present it before reading them in any elimination and that will override any votes against you.” Kristal explained. No one said anything, so he began reading the votes.
“First vote… Aiden.” Yul smirks at Aiden and Lake who glare at him.
“Yul.” He rolls his eyes at this before his stomach begins to rumble weirdly.
“Yul. That's two votes Yul, one vote Aiden. One vote left.” Yul scoffs, Aiden and Lake look at each other in worry and James smirks.
“The sixth person voted out of Disventure Camp is… Yul.”
“Yes! In your face!” Lake taunted while Aiden grinned as Yul looked utterly baffled.
“Wha- Wha- Wha- What!? James you idiot, did you really vote for meugh!” Yul tried to say before he began puking.
“Uh, and what happened to him?” Kristal asked.
“Oh, it must be the mushroom he ate in the woods.” James smirked.
“Did you eat a mushroom from the forest? That is very dangerous. Many of those are poisonous.” Lake said.
“Ugh, I know that baldie! James! What did you do? You were supposed to give the mushroom to Aiden, not to me dumbass!” Yul yelled.
“I have no idea what he's talking about. He must be hallucinating.” James smirked.
“Now that he mentioned it, the cameras did catch Yul and James finding a mushroom when they were looking for the totem.” Oliver said as Yul collapsed and fell off his stump.
“Really? Well, call an ambulance Oliver, Yul is out of the game anyway.” Kristal said.
Cut to the bus stop where Oliver was loading Yul into an ambulance while Kristal, Aiden, James and Lake watched.
“Uh, and what happened to him?” Connor asked.
“Oh, apparently he just got poisoned eating a mushroom he found in the woods.” Lake smirked.
“Really? Well I hope he doesn’t get well soon, haha.” Connor grinned.
“Well, we’ll be on our way if no one else is coming.” Marcus said and shut the door before driving off.
“So… you weren’t lying when you said Yul wanted to poison me. Did you really poison him?” Aiden told James.
“Yes, but make no mistake, I only did it to get rid of Yul.” James responded.
“I understand… thanks, I guess.” Aiden said as he put a hand on his shoulder, making James smile.
Confessional: James
“Poisoning someone is too much! …Unless that someone is Yul.” James smirked.
Cut to Kristal in the staff tent.
“And that exciting double elimination is done! I bet you were on the edge of your seats. Will James and Aiden be friends again? What will happen now that Lake and Rosa are friends again? Will Hunter be able to redeem himself to Tess and Ally? What will Riya do now that her closest ally is gone? Am I a better host than my dad? Absolutely, yes. As for the rest, if you want to find out, be sure to tune in for the next episode of Disventure Camp!” Kristal said, ending the episode.
VOTING CONFESSIONALS
Angry Condors
Confessional: Ally
“Sorry Riya, there can only be one girlboss on this show!” Ally dramatically said, writing down Riya’s name.
Confessional: Hunter
“I hope Tess and Ally did what I said, I don’t want to see them be eliminated…” Hunter sighed, writing down Riya’s name.
Confessional: Rosa Maria
“I’ll do what Riya told me to do.” Rosa said, writing down Ally’s name.
Confessional: Tess
“I… I just…” Tess sighed, writing down Riya’s name.
Confessional: Riya
“Please, let my plan work…” Riya said, writing down Ally’s name.
Confessional: Connor
“I feel a bit bad doing this after what happened, but I’ll do what Riya said.” Connor said, writing down Ally’s name.
Radioactive Sharks
Confessional: Lake
“I hope you get run over by that bus.” Lake angrily said, writing down Yul’s name.
Confessional: James
“Sorry friend, this partnership is over.” James smirked, writing down Yul’s name.
Confessional: Yul
“I fucking hate that twink. I hate the baldie too. Also the porn actress, prostitute and senile grandpa.” Yul angrily said, writing down Aiden’s name.
Confessional: Aiden
“Yul, this is for everything you did!” Aiden yelled, writing down Yul’s name.
Connor’s Audition Tape
Connor was recording himself in his office while he leaned on his chair. “Hello "fellow rizzlers" my name is Connor! I am the CEO of a pretty big perfume company that you might have heard of and I am interested in participating in your "totally radical" show. I’ve watched a lot of shows where young people are all put together and do all sorts of awesome stuff, and I definitely could do those too! I am a very outgoing and fun person and go out to party often. I totally get along with everyone there and I’m sure I’ll be able to fit in with the people on the show too. Some people say I’m too old to be doing such childish things, but they’re wrong! There’s no age limit for "skibidi ohio"! Pick me up, and I’ll be the most rad "sigma" on the show.” Connor said before he got a voice message.
“Sir, I just wanted to remind you of your appointment with the urologist at 4. Have a nice afternoon.” The message said, causing Connor to look embarrassed as the tape ended.
Yul’s Audition Tape
Yul was being recorded inside a fancy limo. “Ugh, this audition shit is so pointless! Do I have to? Fine…” Yul groaned. “Let’s just get to the point. I have enough fame and money to the point where I should force myself to explain to a bunch of uncreative producers why they should choose me over a bunch of basic bitches who no one gives a shit about, but my manager says I need to be on the show for some "controversy" to die down. So I’ll just summarize it. I am the most famous and talented young choreographer in Korea, so just think of how much attention someone as awesome as me would bring to your second-rate show! Some people say I’m problematic, but they’re just jealous of my talent. Call my manager quickly and we’ll get this over with fast.” He grinned as he leaned backwards.
Notes:
Connor was sitting on a bench in front of the motel while grinning.
"Hey everyone, Connor here to shout out all the awesome people who supported this show! Thankfully, Yul isn't here so we don't have to deal with his lazy insults!"
"Special thanks to..."
"DramaGachaStudent! Is that about that "Gacha Life" thing?"
"Makotoskyhope! It's great to have hope!"
"Yulhater101! Great name! Too bad he's not going to get punched by that."
"Potato_Land! I like potatoes, they're tasty."
"doubleglazeddonuts! Thanks for calling me a king!"
"Rose thinks Hunter should elope with Tom! I don't think Hunter should elope with anyone until this whole drama is settled."
"Samota! Well, I didn't last long."
"Godjacob95! A god!?"
"Owanosegirl! What's an owa nose?"
"Cooper_Hunter376! I don't know what moolo is but Yul is horrible."
"#1 Trevake and Diencer Shipper Picochu! 1#!? You must be a great shipper! Would you be willing to ship the perfumes from my company?"
"Alec and Dan are the two biggest Disventure Camp Season 1 nerds and they are my favourites! I haven't watched that season.
"YoJusCrazyHoov16! That's mean."
"Allyett_CEO! I'm a CEO too!"
"HajimeTDFan! Thanks for the support!"
"Aganoyu! Thanks for the support!"
"funzonewario! Is that another video game character?"
"Ethereal_Stars8! Stars are cool."
"TheNightKnight aka a big fan of Grett! What's a Grett?"
"TMNTLover23! Thanks for the support!"
"Kitsune_chan97! Thanks for the support!"
"Gabriela_Valentine! Thanks for the support!"
"And that's all the questions! The boys behind the camera also wanted me to say that if you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the DCR series and leave kudos so you get updates!"
"And for the question, since we reached the merge cast, what would your ideal order for them be? I don't know about the rest, but I'd like a Riya, Rosa and Ally finale with Riya winning."
"That's it! Ya boy Connor is out!"
Connor waved at the camera as the scene cut to black.
Radioactive Sharks: Aiden, James, Lake
Angry Condors: Ally, Hunter, Riya, Rosa Maria, TessEliminated Contestants:
9th: Yul Kim
10th: Connor Blake
11th: Maggy Lewis
12th: Kai Mitchell
13th: Karol Jones
14th: Oliver BennetYeah, we got a double elim. Connor and Yul both served their purpose and didn't need to merge imo. I hope you liked the merge cast and the episode!
Chapter 6: Peak Performance
Summary:
In the first merge challange, the campers have to survive in the woods.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
“Previously, on Disventure Camp…” Kristal began the recap. “I announced that both teams would attend elimination and that one person from each team could win immunity.”
“On the Radioactive Sharks, Yul schemed about poisoning Aiden. James tried warning Aiden who was trying to help Lake with her problems, but he didn’t believe him, causing him to finally realize that he messed up.” she continued.
“Meanwhile on the Angry Condors, Rosa, Connor and Riya bonded while Hunter continued avoiding Ally and Tess.” she continued.
“During the challenge, Hunter revealed that he only got close to Tess and Ally to manipulate them, causing them to turn against him but granting him immunity. Meanwhile, Lake burnt her wig to ensure that Yul wouldn’t win immunity over her.” she continued.
“Ally and Tess were forced into voting with Hunter to save themselves, and a tie between Ally and Riya happened due to Riya’s plan to flip Tess failing. Riya ended up losing the tie, but was saved by Connor quitting for her. Meanwhile, Yul was voted out on the Radioactive Sharks and had to take a hospital trip thanks to James.”
“Yul and Connor have been eliminated and 8 contestants are left.” she continued. “Who will leave the camp tonight? Find out on…”
“Disventure Camp!” she said as the episode began.
(Theme Song starts)
The opening sequence began at the entrance to Camp Tipiskaw, where the camera zooms in on Marcus and Nina inside the Bus of Losers, followed by Kristal and Oliver posing in front of the "CAMP TIPISKAW" sign.
Afterwards Rosa and Lake were seen talking in front of a cabin before Hunter and Ally were seen playing games on a table while Tess sat next to them, looking bored.
At the forest, Aiden and James were sitting together before James took out his phone and took a selfie, annoying Aiden.
This is followed by Riya standing by a beach, looking alone and sad. The following scene sees the members of the Radioactive Sharks and the Angry Condors walking to the elimination area.
In the center Hunter smiles at Tess, but she looks away with a neutral expression before Ally pops in the middle of them and wraps her arms around their shoulders. The opening sequence concludes with the camera zooming out, capturing Kristal wickedly grinning as the season's logo displays.
(Theme Song ends)
Cut to everyone sleeping inside their cabins before Kristal’s voice came from a loudspeaker outside.
“Attention campers, it’s time to get up! In 30 minutes, the bus will be arriving your campsites to take you to your next challenge. Don’t be late.” Kristal said.
“Ugh, it’s too early for this… Come on Tess, let’s get ready.” Ally said as she woke up.
“Yes, yes… I’m coming. Tess groaned as she begrudgingly got up, revealing that she was on the same bed as her.
“Hey girls, can I join? Wait, how did we even end up like this?” Hunter asked, also getting up on the same bed.
“No for the first question, and I don’t know for the second. Let’s go Tess!” Ally said as she got up.
“Alright…” Tess sighed as she and Ally went while Hunter looked sad. Meanwhile, Riya, who was on the bed above theirs, looked utterly confused about what just happened.
Confessional: Hunter
“I hope our team doesn’t lose again, because I’m probably screwed if they do.” Hunter sighed.
Cut to the bus arriving at the Radioactive Sharks camp while Aiden, James and Lake waited.
“Hurry up idiots, we've got a long way to go!” Nina yelled.
“Nina, it's too early to speak in that tone.” Marcus said.
“Sir, I still recommend going to a psychiatrist.” Lake said as the three went in.
Cut to the bus arriving at the Angry Condors camp while Rosa, Riya, Hunter, Ally and Tess waited. They all got on the bus and Rosa looked excited to see Lake.
“Lake! It’s nice to see you!” Rosa greeted as she went over to her.
“Hello Rosa, it’s nice to see you too.” Lake smiled.
“Did Yul get voted out, I can’t see him here. Please tell me he did.” Rosa said.
“He did! He got out in a near-unanimous vote and then ended up having to go to the hospital.” Lake said.
“Wait, hospital? What happened?” Rosa asked, shocked.
“Apparently, he got poisoned eating a mushroom he found in the woods.” Aiden grinned.
“Wow, it looks like he got what he deserved.” Rosa chuckled as she sat next to Lake and Aiden. “By the way, Aiden, thank you for supporting Lake while I was on the other team.” she smiled.
“Oh, it's alright, no need to thank me. It's what anyone with basic human decency would do.” Aiden chuckled.
Confessional: Riya
“Yes, that brat is finally gone! It looks like it was the right choice to swap him.” Riya smirked.
Confessional: Hunter
“I never liked Yul, but I’m not really happy that he got eliminated. He was a good meat-shield to take attention off me, and with him gone and Tess and Ally being upset at me, I’m definitely going to be the biggest target in the camp.” Hunter groaned.
Cut to the bus in the middle of the woods with everyone there. A helicopter was also parked nearby.
“Good morning campers, welcome to your next challenge!” Kristal announced. “Oh, and before I forget, I should probably congratulate you all for having reached the merge! That's right, from now on, the teams are dissolved and you will play for individual immunity!” she said, exciting people.
Confessional: Aiden
“Wow, I think this is the earliest the merge happened yet in one of these shows, being tied with the second reboot season of TD!” Aiden said, excited.
“Allow me to explain today’s challenge. You are in the middle of nowhere and your mission will be to return to the camp. You will go in pairs and will have to work as a team to win this challenge.” Kristal said.
“Don't worry, I’ll drop backpacks in the area containing supplies and things that can be useful in the challenge!” Oliver butted in.
“Great, thanks man!” Aiden gave thumbs up.
“Excuse me? And with whose permission did you do that?” Kristal asked Oliver.
“Well, I… I just wanted to help.” Oliver said.
“It’s a challenge, it’s supposed to be hard, Oliver!” Kristal angrily said.
“It still is, I’m just giving them basic necessities!” Oliver argued.
“Ugh, whatever. I’ll let you all choose your pairs.” Kristal said.
Aiden glances over to Lake before James slung an arm around him. “Hey buddy! You and me?” James asked.
“Um… sure.” Aiden responded.
“Want to go together Tess?” Ally asked Tess.
“I guess.” Tess responded.
“Uh, Rosa, do you want to go together?” Riya asked.
“Well, Lake, are you alright with me going with Riya over you?” Rosa asked Lake.
“Don’t worry Rosa, I’m fine with that.” Lake responded.
“Alright Riya, looks like we’re together!” Rosa smiled at Riya while she nervously smiled back as Lake approached Hunter.
“Hey, I guess we’re together.” Lake told him.
“Uh, yeah, I guess no one wanted me.” Hunter chuckled before sighing as Lake raised an eyebrow.
“Well, does anyone have any questions before I go?” Kristal asked.
“I have one. Is there a problem with the signal here? I can’t upload the photos I just took.” James said.
“You are in the middle of a forest, there is no signal here.” Kristal rolled her eyes.
“What!? What year are we in? That is unacceptable!” James said, utterly baffled.
“Ugh, let’s go, Oliver. The challenge starts… now!” Kristal said as she and Oliver got on the helicopter.
“Good luck guys!” Oliver said as the helicopter left.
Cut to Hunter and Lake walking in the woods.
“I think we should go in the direction the helicopter went. What do you think?” Hunter asked.
“I don’t know, Kristal might have gone around the woods to distract us. She’s likely to do a dirty trick like that.” Lake responded.
“I agree. I guess we should just find some shelter for now, saying they should go someplace high to see where the sun goes down.” Hunter responded.
“Wow, you seem to have a lot of survival knowledge.” Lake said.
“Oh, it’s nothing much, I just read it in a book.” Hunter replied.
“I like to read too, it helps me get inspiration to write my own.” Lake said.
“Really? Have you written any stories?” Hunter asked.
“Well, I have written some on fanfiction sites, but I know it’s just a dumb hobby that’s not worth investing time in.” Lake said.
“You shouldn’t think like that, I spend most of my time at home doing stuff that I’m passionate about like playing board, card or video games. If you have fun with it, it is worth investing time in.” Hunter said.
“Alright, thank you for the advice.” Lake responded.
Confessional: Lake
“I was a bit suspicious about Hunter after what we learnt about him in the last challenge, but he seems nice so far.” Lake admitted.
Confessional: Hunter
“It was nice talking to Lake. I should probably try to ally with her so I won’t be left completely alone later.” Hunter said, thinking.
Cut to James and Aiden in the woods. Aiden was searching through a bag Oliver but while James was looking at his phone.
“Can you believe it? What kind of low-budget show leaves its participants without internet access?” James complained.
“We’re in the middle of the woods, James. What did you expect?” Aiden rolled his eyes.
“But we are surrounded by cameras and microphones!” James argued.
“Look, the faster we get to camp, the faster you can get back online and continue posting your brainrot TikToks. So let’s just focus on the challenge, okay?” Aiden said.
“Ugh, fine. What do we do now?” James asked.
“Well, it’ll probably get dark soon, so we should find somewhere to set up a tent.” Aiden said
Confessional: Aiden
“I don’t really trust James and he’s still annoying to be around, but he was actually telling the truth for once in the previous vote, so I guess I can work with him for this challenge.” Aiden said.
Confessional: James
“This challenge should be considered a human rights violation! I haven’t gone this long without a phone in years!” James complained.
Cut to Rosa and Riya looking through a bag for supplies.
“Okay, there’s a sleeping bag, a bag of marshmallows and a flashlight.” Rosa said as she searched through the bag.
“I guess we’ll have to improvise a bit.” Riya sighed.
“Are you okay Riya? You seem a bit down.” Rosa said.
“I’m still sad about Connor’s departure, he was the first real friend I made outside of India. And now that the teams have dissolved, you’ll probably go back to your alliance with Lake and I'll be alone again.” Riya sighed.
“Come on, don’t say that. I promised you I’d always be on your side, remember? You, me and Lake can all be in an alliance together.” Rosa smiled.
“Really?” Riya asked.
“Yeah, with the three of us we can easily dominate this game!” Rosa said.
“Thank you Rosa, you’re a really great friend.” Riya smiled at her.
Confessional: Riya
“I know I should trust Rosa, but I… I just can’t bring myself to fully trust anyone right now.” Riya sighed.
Cut to Ally and Tess standing on a tree branch in the night. Ally was looking around while Tess was sitting.
“Do you see anything?” Tess asked.
“No, it’s too dark!” Ally responded.
“Maybe I should go higher, I’d be able to see things better than.” Tess said.
“Uh, I don’t think you should. If you fall from that high up, which is very likely, you’ll seriously hurt yourself!” Ally said.
“Do you care about me?” Tess asked.
“Of course I do, you’re my friend!” Ally responded.
“Really? I thought you were just being nice to me to impress Hunter.” Tess responded.
“Um… but I still care about you!” Ally said.
“You shouldn’t. Just let me climb up, at least then maybe I can be of some use.” Tess said.
“Tess, please don’t. You shouldn’t risk yourself like that, we’ll just search on the ground.” Ally said.
“Fine.” Tess said and climbed down the tree. Ally tried to slide down the base of the tree to look cool, but ended up landing on her face.
“Ow…” Ally mumbled before chuckling as she got up while Tess looked away. “Come on Tess, I thought you’d laugh or at least call me a dork.” she said.
“Let’s just go.” Tess said and walked away. Ally followed her, looking sad.
Confessional: Ally
“Okay, I was originally just being nice to Tess to impress Hunter, but I’ve grown to genuinely care about her and I want to be friends. Oh god, have I been just as bad as him!?” Ally worried.
Cut to the staff tent where Kristal was arguing with Oliver.
“Ugh, great job on removing what little fun the challenge could have had! The producers already decided this boring ass challenge by themselves instead of letting me choose my ideas due to controversy or whatever despite my ideas getting more ratings, and you just had to come in to meddle as well!” Kristal got mad.
“But their lives would have been at risk if I didn’t help them!” Oliver argued.
“That’s the point Oliver! People want to see people suffer and fight for their lives, to see them get hurt and go through the worst of embarrassments. This is what this show is about! Do you think people watch these types of shows because they want to see people being happy!?” Kristal argued.
“Ugh, you’re sounding and acting just like your father!” Oliver said.
“What the hell are you implying Oliver!?” Kristal got upset.
“You’ve destroyed your morals for ratings like him! You made people do uncomfortable dares, exposed very personal secrets, made Tess burn her meds, made Lake burn her wig and worst of all, you told Ally to delete all her Minecraft worlds! Don’t you see how messed up that is!?” Oliver got mad.
“Don’t you dare continue…” Kristal angrily said.
“You know what, maybe Lake was right after all! You are worse than Mr. McLane!” Oliver yelled.
“Get out! You are fired!” Kristal yelled at him.
“Sounds good to me! I'd rather sleep on the street than keep working on this d-damn show!” Oliver yelled back before taking his bag and storming off as Kristal got a phone call.
“What!?” Kristal angrily said as she took the call, only to look shocked when she heard who was on the other side. “Oh! Mr. Müller. I’m sorry, can I help you with anything?”
Cut to Hunter and Lake sitting by a campfire.
“I like chess too. It is a great way to challenge your mind.” Lake said.
“Uh huh…” Hunter sighed.
“Um, are you alright? You’ve been sounding very sad the entire time we’ve been here.” Lake said.
“I’ve… been thinking about Ally and Tess and how I messed up with them.” Hunter sighed.
“Well, I don’t really know what went on with you three, so if you explain everything from the start maybe I can give some advice.” Lake told him.
“Alright, I guess talking about my feelings might be nice anyway.” Hunter said. “I originally came on the show with the intention of being a master strategist, and I thought all the strategy games I played would help, but I was too socially inept to pull it off. I tried to manipulate Tess and Ally into liking me to use them as extra votes, but I ended up genuinely liking them both and I was too dumb to even realize it until it was too late.” he sighed.
“Hm, it does sound like you messed up but I can see that you genuinely care about them. If you want, I can talk to them about you to maybe try to convince them to give you another shot at being friends.” Lake said, shocking Hunter.
“Really? W-Why would you be willing to do that even after hearing about what I did?” Hunter asked.
“Yes. Rosa always told me that everyone aside from completely horrible people like Yul deserve a second chance, and I don’t want you to feel alone like I did for so many years…” Lake said, sounding sad.
“Wow. Thank you Lake, you’re really kind.” Hunter said.
“It’s alright, no need to thank me.” Lake responded.
Confessional: Lake
“I’m glad that I managed to make Hunter feel happier, it’s nice to feel like I’m helping people like Rosa helped me.” Lake smiled.
Suddenly, Kristal arrived with a helicopter.
“Uh, is there something going on?” Hunter asked.
“Lake, come with me. You’re being removed from the game.” Kristal said.
“What!? But why?” Lake asked.
“I got a call from your dad asking me to do so, he wants you home immediately.” Kristal responded.
“But I don’t want to leave the show, can’t you just refuse?” Lake asked.
“Hm, I could, but he offered me a lot of money. Also, I’m still upset about what you told me in the last challenge. Just stop complaining and come with me.” Kristal glared.
“You can’t take her! It’d mess with the rules of the game!” Hunter yelled.
“Ugh, and who asked for your opinion? Go back to whining about losing your harem or whatever.” Kristal scoffed.
“Well, I still won’t let you take Lake!” Hunter said.
“Hunter, it’s fine, ifI go with her now maybe I can convince her to let me stay.” Lake told him, putting a hand on his shoulders.
“But… fine.” Hunter sighed.
“I hope we can see each other soon.” Lake told him and got on the helicopter while looking sad.
“Alright, let’s go.” Kristal said and activated the helicopter.
“And what about me?” Hunter asked.
“You will have to complete the challenge alone. Good luck.” Kristal said as she drove the helicopter away.
Confessional: Hunter
“Ugh, it’s so unfair that Lake had to leave because of that. Wait, weren’t all the supplies with her!? Ah, shit.” Hunter groaned.
Cut to Aiden and James inside a tent where they were both looking through their phones.
“This is absolutely horrible! I haven’t posted a TikTok for hours! My followers are going to think that I died!” James said, utterly horrified.
“Yeah, sure, they’re going to think that you died because you were finally forced to touch grass.” Aiden rolled his eyes while continuing with his TD tier list.
“You don’t get it, I never stop posting TikToks for this long! Not even when I’m hospitalized!” James responded as Aiden shut his phone.
“Whatever, let’s just sleep. We need to be well rested to continue the challenge and- Ah!” Aiden yelped in fear as lightning struck outside.
“What’s up buddy?” James asked.
“U-Uh, nothing! Nothing happened!” Aiden quickly responded.
“Wait, don’t tell me… you’re scared of lightning?” James chuckled.
“M-Me? Scared? Of course not! Who do you think I am, Will!? Ah!” Aiden tried to deny it before lightning struck again.
“Haha, you are scared!” James laughed.
“Shut up…” Aiden mumbled as he blushed in embarrassment.
“Hey, how about we huddle together? I can replace your teddy bear and it’d help us keep warm too.” James asked.
“Ugh, f-fine.” Aiden mumbled as James hugged him.
“Good night… Aiden.” James smiled as he shut his eyes.
“Good night.” Aiden mumbled, blushing harder.
Cut to Oliver angrily walking in the woods while it rained.
“Hmph! Stupid show. I should have listened to Mom and worked at Aunt Isabel’s nail salon…” Oliver mumbled to himself before running into a tree and falling on his butt. “Ow! Stupid trees, always getting my way… Huh? What’s that?” he got up before noticing two people near a fire.
“It’s the boys, great! Now that I’m no longer an intern, we can be friends again!” he cheered as he ran towards the fire to see the two people doing weird dances. “Ahh, natives!” he screamed before getting slapped by one, revealing the figures to be Maggy and a shirtless Kai, looking very ungroomed and messy.
“Damn Oliver, calm down. It’s us, Maggy and Kai!” Maggy told him.
“I-I’m sorry, it’s just, you surprised me. Wait, so you guys were here all this time?” Oliver asked.
“Indeed. Maggy and I have been living in the forest, being one with nature and absorbing spiritual energy. It has been a wonderful experience.” Kai told him.
“Uh… alright. And why were you dancing?” Oliver asked.
“We were doing a ritual to bring rain.” Kai told him.
“Um… I guess it worked!?” Oliver responded, utterly baffled.
“Hey, I feel some inconsistent vibes coming from you. Are you alright man?é Kai asked.
“Well, something like that. Miss Kristal fired me and I’ve been lost in the woods. Do you know how to get to the city?” Oliver asked.
“I think it’s on the left path.” Maggy said.
“Alright, thanks. I… guess I’ll leave you to continue doing what you were doing.” Oliver said and tried to leave before being interrupted.
“Wait man. The universe says… "Look for the wise man who drinks from the turtle’s neck." He will give the answer you are looking for.” Kai told him as he put a hand on his shoulder.
“…Okay? Bye!” Oliver said before quickly running off.
“It’s time to continue the dance, my warrior goddess.” Kai told Maggy as she picked him up and walked off.
Cut to Ally and Tess in a cave. Ally placed their bags on the floor as Tess sat down.
“Well, we were lucky to find shelter so soon, haha. Should we go back out to find food now or wait until tommorow?” Ally asked.
“I… wait u-until tomorrow. I-I’m too exhausted.” Tess responded with tears in her eyes as Ally sat next to her.
“Um, okay. Tess, are you alright?” Ally asked.
“Just.. s-shut up.” Tess said as she began crying.
“D-Did I do something wrong?” Ally asked.
“W-Why are you still pretending to c-care? I know you don’t. H-Hunter never did either, you’re just wasting your time on me.” Tess said as she cried.
“Tess, I do care.” Ally said as she put her hand on shoulder, but Tess pushed her hand away.
“Y-You’re lying, you don’t, no one does. Why did I even sign up for this stupid camp!? I’m just exhausted from everything, I w-want it all to end…” Tess said as she began sobbing while Ally stood by her side without knowing what to say, looking guilty.
Cut to Kristal and Lake in the staff tent. Kristal was watching everyone from the cameras and looked sad when she saw Tess and Ally before Lake spoke up.
“Is there a reason father wants me removed? Is it because I passed my daily calorie intake?” Kristal asked.
“Yeah, that and how you burned your books, didn’t turn in your essays, how you’ve been seen as bald on live TV and he also thought the show was making you ruin your future willingly or whatever.” Kristal responded, making Lake sighed.
“I’m done. They’ll probably extremely mad at me right now, I’m sure they’re immediately going to send me to a strict boarding school full of cranky nuns once I return.” Lake sighed.
“Wow, your parents sound harsh.” Kristal said.
“They’re the worst, they’ve controlled every aspect of my life from the clothes I should wear to the tone my skin should have, and I didn’t even realize how bad they were until recently.” Lake said.
“Well, at least your parents were with you. I saw my dad more on TV than I did in person. I even sent countless audition tapes to him to try and be the co-host of his show so I could be with him, and he never even bothered responding to them.” Kristal said.
“And what about your mother?” Lake asked.
“I don’t even know who she is, my dad never told me anything about her. She was probably just another one night stand he had.” Kristal responded.
“I see… I’m sorry if this sounds rude or ungrateful, but I would have preferred to have only seen my dad on TV than be scared of physical harm every time I saw him in person.” Lake said, causing Kristal to look away and delve deep into thought.
Lake looked over to see a red wig in a box and walked over to it, taking it out. “Do you like that wig?” Kristal asked.
“I do. It actually brings back some memories.” Lake responded.
“Really?” Kristal asked.
“Yeah. When I first began to lose hair due to stress, my mom took me to a wig shop to buy one. I saw a beautiful red colored wig, but she didn’t let me get it. My mom was already very upset with me because of my baldness, and she chose the wig that I burnt in the last challenge for me. She said it made me look like a good girl. This wig looks a lot like the one I saw in the store.” Lake explained, holding the wig.
“Well… you can have it. No one on staff needs it anyway.” Kristal said.
“Really? Wow, Kristal, I didn’t expect you to show any humanity.” Lake teased.
“Just put it on before I change my mind.” Kristal glared. Lake chuckled and did so with a smile.
A montage of everyone in the challenge was shown. Rosa and Riya were sleeping outside in the rain in sleeping bags. As Riya managed to fall asleep, Rosa looked away and noticed something behind a rock that made her gasp. James and Aiden were cuddling together while sleeping in the tent. Tess and Ally were sleeping while leaning on each other in the cave. Hunter was awake and standing on a tree in the rain, looking very messy. Oliver was walking with a flashlight by himself, looking exhausted before he passed out.
Cut to the next way. Kristal and Lake were waiting at the finish line, with Kristal sitting on a chair.
“Have they arrived yet?” Lake asked.
“No, but James and Aiden found a bike Oliver hid, so they should be here soon.” Kristal said before the two arrived with the bike. “Just as I said. James and Aiden are the first to arrive!”
“We’re first!? Awesome!” Aiden cheered as he got off while James looked at his phone.
“Great, the signal is back! Finally, I can get back to making TikToks!” James said as Aiden rolled his eyes before Ally and Tess arrived.
“Ally and Tess come in second.” Kristal said.
“Ugh, we would have been first if James and Aiden weren’t using bike hacks!” Ally complained before Riya and Rosa arrived, looking tired.
“Rosa and Riya come in third.” Kristal said.
“Yay… Ugh, I’m so exhausted.” Riya groaned as Rosa went over to Lake.
“Hey Lake! I like your new wig.” Rosa told her.
“Thank you!” Lake smiled.
“Wait, if Lake is here, how did we get third?” Riya asked as Hunter arrived, lookiğng very messed up.
“Hunter!” Lake said in worry as she and Aiden went over to him and helped him stand.
“You look terrible, what happened?” Aiden asked.
“Kristal took Lake… Lake is exiting the game… she took the backpack with her… Had to survive the night without supplies…” Hunter panted, causing Aiden to look shocked.
“Oh no, I’m sorry I forgot to give you the supplies. Aiden, can you take him to the infirmary?” Lake asked.
“Um, sure! Let’s go.” Aiden said and left with Hunter.
“Wait Lake, are you really leaving the game?” Rosa asked.
“Unfortunately yes, my father didn’t want me to be here anymore. I guess this is goodbye…” Lake sighed.
“I’m sorry it had to end this way, Lake. I wish you good luck in the future.” Rosa told her.
“Thank you Rosa, I am going to miss you.” Lake said as the two hugged.
After seeing this, Kristal took out her phone and called someone. “Hello Mr. Müller! Yes, she’s here with me. But there’s been a change of plans. Lake will stay in this camp until she’s either voted off or wins a million dollars.” Kristal told the person on the phone, causing them to angrily respond. “Yeah, I understand. Is that really your best threat? You don’t know who we are, do you? Goodbye Mr. Müller.” she said and shut the phone before Lake hugged her.
“Thank you so much Kristal.” Lake said before Kristal shoved her off.
“Alright, let go of me. I didn’t do it for you, I only did it to show that I won’t let anyone mess with my show.” Kristal said.
Confessional: Lake
“That’s right. Father, mother, from now on, I will do whatever I want. I’ll eat what I want, I’ll date who I want and I won’t go to that boarding school. Whether I win or not, I won’t let you control my life ever again.” Lake said, looking determined.
Aiden came back as Lake got up. “Alright, I left Hunter at the infirmary. The puppet guy is treating him.” Aiden said.
“Great, thanks for helping him Aiden.” Lake smiled.
“Ah, it wasn’t a big deal. Also, Lake, are you really leaving?” Aiden asked.
“Nope, that was just something silly that got solved.” Lake responded.
“Alright, since I can tell that you all had a difficult night and because I’m in a pretty good mood, there will be no eliminations today!” Kristal said, making people cheer. “James and Aiden, as a reward for getting here first, you can use my personal jacuzzi for 5 hours and invite whoever you want.”
“Great! Everyone is invited!” Aiden cheered.
“That’s the spirit buddy, let’s have a party!” James said as he put a hand on Aiden’s shoulders.
“Don’t you want to catch up with your followers?” Aiden asked.
“Nah, I’ll do it later.” James responded, making Aiden smile.
Cut to Aiden, Lake, Riya, Rosa and James all hanging out in the jacuzzi before Ally and Tess arrived.
“Hey guys, can we join you?” Ally asked.
“Sure!” Aiden responded.
“Great, new level unlocked!” Ally cheered and tried to get in the jacuzzi before she was stopped by Tess.
“Hey Ally, I’m sorry about getting mad at you in the cave.” Tess told her.
“Don’t worry Tess, it’s alright. Let’s just have some fun after that harsh night.” Ally told her.
“A-Alright.” Tess said as they got in the jacuzzi.
Cut to Kristal in the staff tent.
“Another episode, still the same 8 campers left. What will happen now that the teams are merged? Will Lake help Hunter redeem himself to Tess and Ally? Who will find the idol? And how long until someone destroys the mostly peaceful atmosphere? If you want to find out, be sure to tune in for the next episode of Disventure Camp!” Kristal said, ending the episode.
While in her bed inside the cabins, Tess looks under her pillow to find a bunch of meds in a plastic bag labeled "sorry".
Notes:
Kristal was sitting in the staff tent.
"Hey everyone! Since no one was eliminated, I'll be the one doing the shoutouts."
"Special thanks to..."
"Yulhater101! He's... something, but at least he brought drama."
"Potato_Land! Ugh, as if Marcus constantly talking about potatoes wasn't enough..."
"Rose thinks Hunter should elope with Tom! The thirsty fans would eat that up, but sadly this show isn't rated high enough for that."
"Cooper_Hunter376! I'll ignore what you said about me."
"Makotoskyhope! I do hate that twink a lot."
"Owanosegirl! Well, Lake did find a new wig."
"doubleglazeddonuts! Yeah, no way is that idiot or that floater winning."
"HajimeTDFan! Royal Clown...?"
"Samota! I just had to have the ship bait."
"#1 Trevake and Diencer Shipper Picochu! #1 like I'm the #1 host."
"Godjacob95! Yeah, sure."
"Alec and Dan are the two biggest Disventure Camp Season 1 nerds and they are my favourites! ...Really?"
"YoJusCrazyHoov16! Ugh, great, I'm being called crazy here too."
"DramaGachaStudent! Thanks for the support!"
"Allyett_CEO! Thanks for the support!"
"Aganoyu! Thanks for the support!"
"funzonewario! Thanks for the support!"
"Ethereal_Stars8! Thanks for the support!"
"TheNightKnight aka a big fan of Grett! She was pretty fun."
"TMNTLover23! Thanks for the support!"
"Kitsune_chan97! Thanks for the support!"
"Gabriela_Valentine! Thanks for the support!"
"n0va_c0la! Thanks for the support!"
"Phew, that's all. If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe to the DCR series and leave kudos so you get updates!"
"And for the question, which character do you think improved the most from canon? What even is a canon..."
"Anyway, that's all for today. See you in the next episode dear viewers!"
Kristal grinned at the camera as the scene cut to black.
Merge: Aiden, Ally, Connor, Hunter, James, Lake, Riya, Rosa Maria, Tess
Eliminated Contestants:
MERGE
9th: Yul Kim
10th: Connor Blake
11th: Maggy Lewis
12th: Kai Mitchell
13th: Karol Jones
14th: Oliver BennetAnd we've reached the merge! Still a non-elim. I hope you guys enjoyed.
(btw the person who gave Tess the new meds was Kristal I wanted her to do more good to redeem herself)
Also here is the greeting system if anyone wants to use it: (S1 only) https://archiveofourown.info/works/66132052/chapters/170433919
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