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[User profile picture is Garry from Ib] lost-in-art
I can't believe that we got a Superman controversy before Star Citizen came out
[User profile picture is Marcille from Delicious in Dungeon]
Girlypop the fucking sun is going to explode before star citizen comes out bffr
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[User's profile picture is Lola from the Looney Tunes Show] werinlove
Imagine being horny for Lex Luthor. Fucker looks like a Onceler fanchild
[User's profile picture is Teacher from The Girl From the Other Side] Saturated-emerald
OP if Lex Luthor ever sees this he's going to throw a giant tantrum and that might be it for all of us
[User's profile picture is Lola from the Looney Tunes Show] werinlove
Don't be afraid of that fucker, he'd pay someone to fight his way out of a wet paper bag
[User's profile picture is Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers] if-youre-not-real
this right here is why Im never leaving tumblr theres no other social media out there where we can brazenly mock billionaires like this
[User's profile picture is Lola from the Looney Tunes Show] werinlove
Fucker went after Superman, of course I have to mock him 200% more!
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[User profile picture is Ken from Monthly Girls’ Nozaki] If-You-Wanna-Be-My-Glup-Shitto
Why is everyone losing their shit over Superman's parents telling him to make a harem on Earth? That was an option? I could do that instead of doing my shitty retail job? Hurry up, Superman, I'm okay with living as a pampered harem member
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[User profile picture is Bojack Horseman from Bojack Horseman] exesandmustard
I'm really high right now and it’s probably not appropriate to talk about right now but I swear to god that Superman and Lois Lane have insane amounts of chemistry. goddamn you know they rip each other's clothes off the second the cameras are off
[User profile picture is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies] imtwentyandivewastedmyentirelife
Knowing that Lois Lane gets that superdick every night:
[Reaction image is Yu-Gi-Oh’s “It should’ve been me! Not her!”]
[User profile picture is Professor Layton from Professor Layton] remindsmeofarubixcube
[Reaction image is Dr. Eggman saying, “Parasocial! You need to log off!” referencing the snapcube Sonic dubs.]
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[User profile picture is Honda from Skeleton Clerk Honda-san] welcometomyslipperymind
Me reading about Superman wanting a harem:
[Reaction image is Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying, “Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Where?”]
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[User profile picture is Alpha from Yokohama Shopping Log] Dreaming-Green
Why is everyone sucking Lex Luthor's billionaire dick right now??? Did we all somehow forget that he's got a massive surveillance state in Metropolis???
[Reaction image is Ken from the Bee Movie making an incredulous expression]
[User profile picture is Hello Kitty] threeapplestall
why did everyone forget that lex luthor stole forty cakes from a charity bitch doesn't even eat, he lives off hating superman like a fucked up plant why do yall think he'd present that tape with an objective perspective again
[User profile picture is Chiyo-Father from Azumanga Daioh] i-feel-glooby-inside
I'd bet five bucks that Lex Luthor is balls-deep in shady agreements with Ghurkos and that's why he's slandering Superman rn
[User profile picture is Donald Duck from Ducktales 2017] yelling-internally
oh 100% every time I see them together its like:
[Reaction image is Lord of the Rings’ Wormtongue clandestinely whispering to King Theoden]
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[User profile picture is Kermit from the Muppets] kermitliptontea
Is Superman's harem open to everyone? Asking for a friend.
[Reaction image is Blanche Devereaux from the Golden Girls spraying water onto her flustered face]
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[User profile picture is Mitsumi from Skip and Loafer] I-dream-of-boba
I don't care what anyone says, I stand with Superman.
[User profile picture is the default tumblr icon] obsessedwithlexluthor-deactivated-20250711
Bestie,,,,,, he's not going to fuck you,,,,,
[User profile picture is Buff Dedede from Kirby Star Allies] redyellowpinkblue
According to that tape he is, actually
[User profile picture is Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle] inlovewithhowl
LMFAOOOOOOOO THEY DEACTIVATED
[User profile picture is Nakamura from Nichijou] keep-calm-and-eat-cheese
[Reaction image is a smiling star with balloons and poorly edited text, “Lex Luthor Stan Down,” is on top of the original text.]
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[User profile picture is Blue Diamond from Steven Universe] blueberry-dream
[Reaction image is the Castiel “I love you,” meme. The bottom text reads, “Lex Luthor got arrested.”]
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!
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[User profile picture is Yor from Spy X Family] liquid-gold-and-silver
I'm fucking dying at all the Lex Luthor stan accounts acting like:
[Reaction image is Mariah Carey saying, “I don’t know her.”]
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[User profile picture is Nao from Skip and Loafer] This-Girl-Is-Tired
Lex Luthor had a whole-ass pocket dimension to put his detractors and ex-girlfriends in. Most normal billionaire.
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[User profile picture is Sam and Max from The Adventures of Sam and Max] kawaii-strawberry
Love you Superman, I always believed in you ♥♥♥♥