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Hi!!!!

I'm gonna be writing your requests!!!

Here's what I will do and will not do:

Will do:
Smut
Fluff
Angst (won't be the best but i'll try)
SOME fetishes/kinks
Multiple different ships!!
People's headcanon's for characters (I love hearing peoples headcanon's for characters :3)

Will not do:
Fart/scat/piss/vore (sorry I just don't like them)
MEGGY X MARIO (No hate to those that do ship it, I just don't like it)
Boopkins x anyone
Rape/Non-con
Incest

Thats everything you need to know!
:3

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Mr Puzzles was laying awake in bed whilst his partner in crime, Mr WPNZ, was asleep. The comforting sound of snoring filled the air as Mr Puzzles grasped onto his stomach.

The taller man swung his legs out of bed and groaned before making his way to the bathroom.

“What is happening? I never get ill” Mr Puzzles murmured, leaning over the toilet.

Mr Puzzles called out for Mr WPNZ multiple times until the assassin finally came into the bathroom.

“Geez quit yer yappin’, i’m coming” Mr WPNZ replies, standing in their bathroom doorway. “Whats wrong?”

“I feel excruciating pain in my stomach, as if i'm gonna throw up….” Mr Puzzles explains.

“How would you throw up? You have a TV for a head.” Mr WPNZ points out, raising an eyebrow as he puts a hand on his hip.

“Don’t question the logic of this world” Mr Puzzles responds.

Mr WPNZ shrugs in response and rubs Mr Puzzles back, hoping to relieve some of the pain his tall lover is feeling.

Mr Puzzles gasps suddenly.

“Whats wrong now?” Mr WPNZ asks with a slight tone of concern in his voice.

“I felt something…kick my stomach….” Mr Puzzles mutters.

Mr WPNZ’s heart drops. He knows what that means as Karen has said it when they were together. Mr WPNZ stares at Mr Puzzles and then at the floor, his lips dry and his eyes wide.

“Do you wanna go to the hospital?” Mr WPNZ asks.

Mr Puzzles nods and takes the assassin's hand.

They arrive at the hospital a while later and walk up to the front desk.

After a while of Mr WPNZ arguing with the receptionist (and totally no threats at all) to get Mr Puzzles to see a doctor, Mr Puzzles finally sees one.

The doctor asks Mr Puzzles about his symptoms and when he’s recently been feeling them, to which Mr Puzzles responds well to (with some dramatic touches).

The doctor thinks for a while before getting an idea on what Mr Puzzles has.

“Have you and your partner done any sexual activities recently?” The doctor asks, looking at Mr Puzzles and Mr WPNZ.

The room goes into an awkward silence. It is so silent that you could hear a pin drop on carpet.

“Uhh, yeah we have… why?” Mr WPNZ replies, rubbing his head.

“I see…” The doctor mutters before looking up at Mr Puzzles.

“May you lay down and lift up your shirt so I can apply the Ultrasound gel to your stomach?” The doctor asks, putting gloves on her hands.

Mr Puzzles’ eyes widened, his TV playing a static sound that usually plays when he’s nervous.

Mr Puzzles lays down and lifts up his shirt as the doctor puts the gel on. Mr WPNZ puts a hand on Mr Puzzles’, both men smiling nervously at each other.

“Congratulations, you have a beautiful baby on the way” The doctor announces, making the duo gasp.

The men thank the doctor before leaving and going home. Mr Puzzles sits down on the bed, his stomach hurting and his feet numb. Mr WPNZ is stuck in a state of shock and horror.

“How will I look after this child if I can't even look after my other ones…” he thought.

Mr WPNZ looks at Mr Puzzles before smiling.

“This time I'll do better, this time I'll stick around and learn how to be a parent”

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It is a cold, rainy night. Wren is sitting on the sofa watching TV, shivering slightly as there were no blankets in the house. Enzo and Francis were asleep in their rooms and Niles was in the kitchen making himself some food.

Wren wrapped his arms around himself, trying to warm himself up. But to no avail.

Niles eventually walks in with the plate of food and sits down next to Wren.

“What are you watching?” Niles asks, eating some of his food.

“I don’t know… some cheesy romance movie” Wren replies.

“Ah, I see,” Niles mutters, continuing to eat.

Wren looks at Niles’ food before looking back at the TV, where the couple is kissing.

Wren and Niles both cringe at the cheesy display of affection.

“I don’t get these movies, they are so quick to make out with each other. Like, where’s all of the build up?” Wren complains, stealing some of Niles’ food

Niles playfully glares at Wren before feeding the smaller man himself, making the inkling blush slightly.

Niles and Wren finish off the food, their stomachs full and content.

The movie gets emotional, Niles rolls his eyes whilst Wren starts to tear up.

Niles looks over at Wren and bites his lip to avoid laughing at the emotional inkling.

“C’mere you” Niles murmurs, putting an arm around Wren and pulling him in close.

Wren nuzzles up to the taller man as he sobs.

“Why did he have to leaveeeuahhhh” Wren wails, holding a tissue in his hand.

“Because he had to, dude, I don’t know” Niles replies, patting Wren on the back.

“But he could have just stayyyyyedddd!” Wren slurs out.

Niles smiles and pulls Wren in closer.

“You’re so cute.” Niles whispers, leaning back in the sofa as the credits roll.

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Hey guys

Sorry i've not been doing requests 😞💔

I'm currently on holiday rn but I will be back very soon! My wifi is rubbish but I am writing them and upload them when my connection is better.

Plus I got sun burnt and it hurts so much 💔

But I should be able to do it soon :]

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Mr WPNZ drives the car down the road, frequently looking at Toomp in the back to make sure that he is safe.

Mr Puzzles smiles and looks out the window whilst Toomp purrs quietly.

“Y’know…. That was really fun back there, we should do that again” Mr WPNZ says with a slight smirk.

“Really? Well, I suppose we could…” Mr Puzzles replies, blushing slightly.

“Yeah, maybe in a bank robbery? Or something like that?” Mr WPNZ suggests, checking to see if Toomp is on board with the idea.

“Geez, you’re pretty obsessed with robbing banks” Mr Puzzles says

“And you’re obsessed with that Leggy person” Mr WPNZ snaps back with a teasing grin.

“...touché…”

Toomp makes a splat sound that makes the two men chuckle.

“Aww is my little Toompie hungry?” Mr WPNZ coos in a baby voice.

“He’s just been fed!” Mr Puzzles responds.

“Yeah but my little Toompy Woompy deserves to be fed like a king!” Mr WPNZ says, making Mr Puzzles’ eyes roll.

“Y’know, I think Toomp likes me more~” Mr Puzzles teases

Mr WPNZ lets out a dramatic gasp, glaring at Mr Puzzles before realising he has to make sure the car doesn’t flip over.

“Nonsense! Toomp lovessss his daddy!” Mr WPNZ coos again

“Well I love his daddy~” Mr Puzzles whispers, making Mr WPNZ blush and gasp.

“W-WOAH! P-Puzzles! Thats very uh-” Mr WPNZ chokes on his words as he stares at Mr Puzzles’ tall body.

He suddenly stops the car and gets out.

Mr WPNZ picks up Toomp and puts him on the side of the road before giving him an ipad and headphones.

“Don’t move, don’t look in the car” Mr WPNZ commands, petting Toomp on the head.

Toomp nods before watching the ipad.

Mr WPNZ enters the car and locks it, Mr Puzzles has already started to strip, knowing what’s co(um)ming next. They have talked dirty to each other over the ear piece and have even masturbated with one another moaning in the latter’s ear.

Mr WPNZ grins and begins to undress himself, showing off his thick, throbbing cock.

Mr Puzzles grins and spreads his legs to reveal his soaking wet pussy.

“Suck me o- oh wait- can you even give me a blowjob?” Mr WPNZ asks.

“No. But I can stroke you!” Mr Puzzles eagerly says.

“Sweet”

Mr Puzzles begins to stroke his cock, making Mr WPNZ grunt and move his own hand to finger Mr Puzzles’ pussy.

“Ohhh~ Daddy, i’m so wet for you” Mr Puzzles moans out.

Mr WPNZ bites down on Mr Puzzles’ neck, making the taller male gasp out in pleasure.

Mr WPNZ pins the TV man down on the back seats, his twitching cock rubbing against Mr Puzzles’ folds.

Mr WPNZ teases Mr Puzzles for a bit before fully entering him.

“Oh fuck baby~ You’re so- tight!!” Mr WPNZ grunts as he thrusts deeply inside of Mr Puzzles.

“Ahhaaahhh! Mmmnhgh~ Daddy-!” Mr Puzzles moans out like a needy whore, making Mr WPNZ chuckle slightly before thrusting even harder and faster.

Mr Puzzles grips onto the seat, moaning and pleading for more as the shorter man rubs his clit.

Mr Puzzles squirts all over Mr WPNZ making him whimper as he cums inside the other man.

They both lay there for a while, panting and looking into each other’s eyes.

“Another round~?” Mr Puzzles suggests.

“Nah, we can’t keep Toomp waiting in the cold. Maybe we can sneak in a quick fuck at the castle you told me about,” Mr WPNZ replies with a hungry grin.

“Perfect”

They both get dressed and allow Toomp back into the car, they made sure that Toomp was warm and well fed before driving off again.

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Mr Puzzles was sitting in his office, he had been thinking about the news about Meggy and Leggy being separated.

“So it IS possible…” Mr Puzzles murmured, petting Toomp who was sitting in his lap.

“What’s gotcha thinking, boxhead?” Mr WPNZ asks, putting an arm on the taller man’s shoulder.

“Meggy and Leggy, they can be separated…” Mr Puzzles replies.

“Ah, those two. But that ginger girl was powerless without Leggy.” Mr WPNZ mentions.

Mr Puzzles stands up, passing Toomp to Mr WPNZ as he walks around the room.

“But what if....what if I make it so she’s NOT powerless” Mr Puzzles mutters, grinning at Mr WPNZ and Toomp.

“How? How could you do that?” Mr WPNZ asks, petting and stroking Toomp’s head.

“I-I don’t know…” Mr Puzzles admits.

Suddenly, Toomp turns into the professor and makes a noise to get the other men’s attention.

Mr Puzzles snaps his fingers and grins.

“Toomp! You’re a genius!” Mr Puzzles yells as Mr WPNZ praises Toomp with pets.

“Let's go see the professor!” Mr Puzzles announces, running off

“Wait! Don’t we need Meggy first?” Mr WPNZ asks.

“Uh… yeah- we do” Mr Puzzles coughs, backing up to the other two.

“We could kidnap her?” Mr WPNZ suggests

“No, no. We need her to TRUST us.” Mr Puzzles critiques.

Mr WPNZ looks down at Toomp and gets an idea.

“Toomp is cute enough to get her to trust us! We can use him so she will follow us to the lab!” Mr WPNZ yells.

“Brilliant! Let’s go to the castle right away!” Mr Puzzles says.

The trio arrive at the castle, where they are stopped by SMG4.

“Hey! What are you doing here?!” SMG4 yells.

“We’re here for Meggy” Mr Puzzles responds with his usual smile.

“NO WAY!” SMG4 spits out angrily.

Toomp walks up to SMG4 with puppy dog eyes.

“Um, I mean- you can see her- But if you hurt her then I WILL-” SMG4 is cut off by Mr Puzzles putting a finger to his lips.

“Meggy, darling! How are you today? I heard about your little adventure with Leggy~” Mr Puzzles purrs

“Oh… hi, Puzzles.” Meggy says, backing up slightly and cringing at the mention of Leggy’s name.

“May we pleaseeee do that separation bit again? But permanent?” Mr Puzzles pleads.

“Nope! No way! My legs didn’t work!” Meggy replies, shaking her head.

Mr Puzzles picks up Toomp and says the same thing again but in a baby voice.

Meggy groans before sighing heavily.

“Fine, but my friends are coming with me in case you do anything stupid!” Meggy says, pointing at the trio.

They all arrive at the lab and convince Professor E. Gadd to make them something that can separate Meggy WITHOUT making her powerless.

The Professor makes a gun. Mr WPNZ, Mr Puzzles and Toomp grin whilst SMG4, SMG3, Tari, Mario, Bob and Meggy look a bit nervous.

Mr Puzzles grabs the gun and points it at Meggy.

“WAIT! THAT THINGS GONNA KILL ME!” Meggy cries out.

“Yeah! Don’t shoot that gun!” Mario adds, stepping in the way of Meggy.

“Move you stupid plumber! I’m not gonna kill her!” Mr Puzzles snaps back.

Toomp smiles and reassures the group that Meggy will be fine.

Mario sighs and moves out of the way, his fists clenched to beat Mr Puzzles up if Meggy does die.

Mr Puzzles shoots, an eerie silence fills the room as everyone holds their breath.

“EEEEEE! PUZZLES! PUZZLES!” Leggy squeals.

“Woah, that was weird…” Meggy mutters.

Everyone lets out a sigh of relief. Happy that it worked and that Meggy is still alive and is doing perfectly fine.

Mr Puzzles cheers and picks up the tiny goomba shaped gremlin, holding her close.

Toomp gets a tiny bit jealous but Mr WPNZ picks him up and pets his head, calming him down instantly.

“We best be going!!” Mr Puzzles says excitedly.

Mr WPNZ, Mr Puzzles, Toomp and Leggy walk home. The family is finally complete. Mr Puzzles is happy that he finally got his best friend back.

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Bob and SMG3 had first discovered their shared love for robbing banks through a discussion they had when they were bored and didn’t know what else to do.

And now here they are, in a bank, robbing people of their money.

Bob held a gun to the accountant’s head whilst SMG3 made sure no hostages escaped or called the police. He had even gone the extra mile to shoot everyone’s phone because he felt like it.

Suddenly, the police arrived. Their megaphones booming through the area as they tried to get Bob and SMG3 to surrender.

“Shit. How did they-” SMG3 is cut off by Bob.

“That doesn’t matter! Help me get the money!” Bob yells, passing SMG3 a bag.

SMG3 nods and joins Bob in stealing the cash from the safe.

As soon as Bob runs out, he is shot in the arm.

Bob yells in pain and drops the bag, grabbing onto his arm and feeling the blood soaking his brown cloak.

“Fuck!” Bob grunts

“Holy crap! Bob, are you alright?” SMG3 asks, grabbing Bob’s bag of money so he didn’t have to carry it with his injured arm.

“I’m fine! Let’s just go!” Bob calls out, running through the exit and into an alleyway.

SMG3 drops the bag of money and grabs Bob’s arm.

“Take off your cloak, let me bandage your arm.” SMG3 says.

Bob’s eyes widen behind his mask.

“No!” Bob yells, backing up against the wall.

SMG3 stares at Bob in shock.

“Why not? You’ll hurt yourself more..” SMG3 replies, reaching out to Bob.

Bob whacks SMG3’s hand with his gun, making him hiss in pain.

“Ouch! What the hell was that for?!” SMG3 cries out, rubbing his hand.

“I’M NOT TAKING OFF MY CLOAK!” Bob yells angrily.

The two stare at each other in an awkward, burning silence. The tension starts to swallow Bob whole as his arm starts to hurt anymore.

“I’m sorry… you can bandage me…” Bob mutters, taking off his cloak.

Bob was… stunning in a weird way to SMG3. He had black hair, brown skin, hazel eyes and strangely. Rat ears and a rat tail. He also had a bandaged chest that SMG3 decided not to ask about.

“Wow Bob, you look-”

“Ugly, I know,” Bob says, looking away from SMG3’s loving eyes.

“No… stunning” SMG3 whispers.

“Liar, you’re only saying that cus you pity me. I’m disgusting” Bob mutters, his tail wrapping around his leg as an attempt to make it not noticeable.

“My father hated the way I looked. It didn’t help that I wanted to be a boy either.” Bob continues, rubbing his now bloody arm.

SMG3 walks up to Bob and puts a hand on the taller man’s cheek.

“Well, fuck him for what he thinks. He must be blind, cuz you’re the most beautiful thing I've seen.” SMG3 says.

Bob blushes and tears up slightly, his tail wagging slightly.

SMG3 bandages Bob’s arm and puts his cloak on for him.

“Now c’mon, lets go home” SMG3 says, carrying the two bags of money home whilst Bob walks beside him. Laughing and talking about the bank robbery and vowed to never talk about what happened in the alleyway to anyone.