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You are moving into a new appartment. Your new appartment had 3 other men living in it. You were entering the appartment for the first time with your 3 items (you are broke lol). When you open the door you get greeted by a high-pitched anime-like voice saying "OwO haiiii y/n!!! Welcome to your new appartment UwU （＾∇＾)". You didnt expect to be greeted and you look at who said that. It's Rivers Cuomo wearing a maid outfit. "OH MY GOD RIVERS CUOMO!!!! SENPAI! I LOVE YOU!" you said with exitement. Rivers walked towards you and gently kissed your cheek. "We've been waiting for you, y/n chan!". You look down at his twinkish body, covered by his maid outfit. He is so pretty, but your admiration of his looks gets interupted by his voice. "Do you want to meet the othet guys?" he asked softly. "Of course senpai!" you replied. Rivers grabbed your hand and skipped gleefully down the hall untill he reached a pink door covered in Hello Kitty decorations. You curiously oppened the door and saw Neil Cicierega on the other side, laying on his bed while kicking his feet and giggling like a little girl while writing in a notebook. He looks up at you and greets you kindly, “Hi! You must be y/n. I am Neil Cicierega! Can’t wait to meet you >w<. I need to focus on writing my new song about a human that gets turned into a cow, can you please leave me alone for now?” You respect his ask and leave the room with Rivers. Rivers continues the tour and he shows you a small room at the end of the hall. “This is your room!” you put down your things on the floor and look around the room. Its a small, blank room. The walls are panted a soft yellow. There is a window looking out into the rest of the city, below the window is the bed, the only furnature in the room. It looks quite cozy. Once you are done looking at where you will be sleeping from now on, you move back into the hall and into the main room. Rivers follows you there he is getting impatient for someone, the third roomate, that has yet to show. “Damn where is he! He promised he would be home by now. He better not be drinking with that stupid-“ He gets interupted by the third roomate, Joe Hawley, falling through the ceiling. He is holding a banana and drunkenly mumbling something in reverse. Rivers grabs a gun from the kitchen and shoots Joe in the chest. Joe seems unharmed by it and finally says something you can understand “Heyyyyy there!~ Whoo are you!” “Hello Joe. This is our new roomate, y/n. I told you not to go to Bananaland again.” Rivers replies angerly. Rivers guides Joe to his bedroom so he can sober up. You sit down on the couch, contimplating if living on the streets would be better than whatever you just saw.