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It was a nice and quiet morning, until the bladers at BC Sol found a list taped to the Meeting Room's door. Everyone was crowding around it, until Silas yelled, "SHUT UP!!!" He huffed, crossed his arms, and forced everyone to back away. "What the fuck is this? Whatever, I'm going to read it allowed, so you puny short people won't have to go onto your tiptoes to bother trying." (Yes, Silas bragged about his height a lot) 

"BC Sols’s list of rules:

1. The only person allowed in the kitchen is Ange. 
2. No one is allowed to bring silverware outside of the dining hall.
3. Do not wake up Free unless the following: 
1. You need to bail someone out of jail.
2. Someone is currently dying.
3. You accidentally murdered someone.
4. Someone is having a panic attack.
5. One of the wings is on fire.
6. There is a level 5 hurricane.
7. Someone is getting married.
8. Someone got kidnapped again.
9. Theodore came back.
4. Monopoly is not allowed.
5. Uno is not allowed.
6. You know what? No boardgames. Whatsoever. Unless supervised by me (Kris).
7. Summoning demons, ghosts, spirits, vampires, and other creatures is allowed but only with supervision with a trusted adult.
8. SILAS IS NOT A TRUSTED ADULT!!!
9. If you wake Free up, that's on you. No one is helping you. Run.
10. If, on a test, you purposefully get every single answer wrong, I'm still going to give you a 100. You knew what the answers were and just chose the wrong ones. For heaven’s sake, even on the short answer responses you dodged the question by answering an even harder one correctly. KIT I FUCKING SWEAR STOP TRYING TO FAIL YOUR CLASSES YOURE CLEARLY BAD AT IT AND YOU STILL NEED TO TAKE PRE-CAL NEXT YEAR AND NOTHING IS CHANGING MY MIND.
11. No firing guns in BC Sol’s training room, Silas. 
12.  No flamethrowers.
13. No knives.
14. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FUCKING CHAINSAW??!
15. Before entering the training room, it is mandatory to put all weapons on the table next to the door. Depending on the person, I will be patting you down and having you empty your pockets too.
1. Yes, I understand that beys are capable of world destruction. Do they count as weapons? Yes, but since you're going to be training with them I trust you not to kill anyone with them.
2. It has appeared that I am very foolish. Oh well.
16. Speaking of which, no building weapons in the training room. Kit, I know Silas paid you 300 euros for it, that doesn't mean you can build him a laser gun. 
17. JUST BECAUSE NO WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD BUILD THEM IN THE TRAINING ROOM.
18. Valt is not allowed to eat more than 3 cookies a day.
19. Cuza is not allowed to watch movies with Vampires.
20. Don't glue things on people when they are asleep. Yes, this includes sunglasses. No, it does not “Make them look cooler,” Rantaro. 
21. No one is allowed to summon their bey spirit inside the building to do anything except beybattle. 
22. Things you cannot do with your bey spirit when you summon them on BC Sol grounds: 
1. Fuse with them.
2. Set the campus on fire.
3. Get someone possessed.
4. Use them to get their weapons to use in a sparring match.
5. Turn back time.
6. Commit murder.
7. Steal someone’s soul.
8. Make a natural disaster so you don't have to go to school.
9. Get “revenge on your enemies.”
10. Natural disasters in general.
23. No one is allowed in the vents. We have now installed lasers in them.
24. If a Fae offers you something, DO NOT ACCEPT IT.
25. Scream-offs are not allowed.
26. Do not accept any drinks made by Valt. I don't care if it's with “Good intentions” but I do not want a repeat of the Mountain Dew Incident. 
27. I get that the majority of you have Daddy Issues. That does not mean you can have a competition to see who has the worst dad.
28. ALL OF YOU GET THERAPY PLEASE.
29. Free is not a robot. 
1. Do not attempt to make a robot that is like Free.
30. Do not dare Honey to do anything. She will do it.
31. Just because Shasa has brain cells does not mean you can constantly ask her all of your mundane questions. 
32. Do not mention the Snake Pit when the Raging Bulls come over for team battling. 
33. Fubuki and Kit are not allowed in the same room without supervision.
34. I understand that Free and Silas are a lot of your Parental/Father figures. That does not mean you can: 
1. Force them to date each other. (Yes, I know the pining, but they have to get together on their own terms)
2. Ask them to kill your Bio parents. (Yes, I know that they would do this, but please try and get help first)
3. Make a fake Birth Certificate and a fraud DNA test and submit it to the government. I don't think that's how that even works. 
4. Setting fireworks off aimed at them on Father’s day to “Show your love for the only adults in your life”
35. Again, GET THERAPY!!!
36. I understand some of you are American. I understand that the 4th of July is a big deal there. That does not mean you can make fireworks with arsenic. 
37. If your families are struggling financially, ask for help. Do not sell drugs.
38. Silas, stop giving the kids ideas. Also stop giving them drugs.
39. Free, I cant really stop you from doing anything, but please, if your going to cut yourself, please use clean knives, and not knives with rust that you found in a ditch. 
40. If you find anyone doing self harm, please tell a trusted adult.
41. It has come to my attention that Free is not a trusted adult. The trusted adults are the following:
1. Me (Kris Kouruda)
2. Shu Kurenai
3. Ange Lopez
4. Chiharu Aoi
42. Just because a person is a trusted adult doesn't mean you should spam them with random questions. 
43. Honey, you are very smart. I understand that the government is pretty crappy at times. That does not mean you can hack them and change the law. I think they'd notice. 
1. That does not mean you can rally up the rest of the team to break into the buildings either.
2. Don't rig elections. I understand that some government officials have done that, but I suggest you not stoop to their level. 
44. No breaking and entering in general.
1. You can break and enter into a building with the confirmation from a trusted adult
45. Just because Raul is a safe person who isn't trying to kidnap you when he offers you something and tells you to go into his van, does not mean anyone else who offers you something and tells you to come with them is a safe person. 
46. No suicide jokes. I understand that you have attempted it. That doesn't mean you should joke about trauma, that's what therapy is for. Also, the younger kids are starting to get influenced. 
1. Suicide is bad. Why do I need to tell you this? I value your life. 
47. If you are stabbed, bleeding out, or close to passing out from exhaustion, you are not “Fine.” We now have a “Fine” Jar for saying fine when you clearly aren't. This also applies to saying “Good” “Ok” or anything with the same connotation. 
48. Do not bring cat food indoors. Or offer it to Valt. He will eat it. 
49. Truth or Dare is not allowed.
50. Lock the doors when you have sex. I need to bleach my eyes.
1. Apparently a lot of your teammates can pick locks. Just don't have sex in general. 
51. I forgot about the arsenic. From now on, all things that you are ordering off the internet have to be double checked by me. 
1. No creating anything that is radioactive. 
52. Being stabbed is not a valid reason for pushing someone off a cliff.
1. No stabbing anyone
2. No jumping off cliffs
3. Yes, Kit, that includes you. I don't care that you can gain wings or fly, it's a bad influence on the younger bladers. 
53. Cuza, stop messing with time when you’re bored. Deja vu is not fun, and I have had to reset my clock 15 times by now. 
54. I understand that some of you dislike Shu. That is not a proper reason for:
1. Stealing Spriggan.
2. Throwing knives at him.
3. Making fun of his “kids.”
4. Employing Forest Animals to poop on him whenever you get mad when he comes over.
5. Threatening him.
6. Hacking his bank account.
7. Bombing the Raging Bulls.
55. Please settle all your disputes with a bey battle. That’s what they're for. 
1. Why do I need to define a bey battle. A bey battle is “If two or more Beys are launched with the intent to win (usually into a stadium, but occasionally outside of it), then it is a battle. The amount of Beys launched and the presence of teams decides what kind of battle it is, i.e. a battle royale vs a team battle.”
2. Just because it says “but occasionally outside of it” doesn't mean you can launch the bey at someone's face. Especially not Shu. 
3. Do not launch a bey at anyone’s face.
4. Do not launch the bey at anyone’s chest.
5. Do not launch the bey at anyone’s body parts. 
6. Always aim for the stadium. (You’re literally on a world team, you should know this?)
7. Just because you launch your beys into the stadium does not mean you can call out your avatars to summon a weapon and fight the other person.
56. Metaphysical swords are still weapons.
1. Spirit swords are still weapons.
2. HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO STAP A PERSON WITH A BOBBY PIN???
3. I've given up. You win. But you will face consequences. 
57. If you stab, shoot, or knock a person unconscious, you will not be allowed to eat beybread for the next week.
1. No smuggling. Even if they pay 500 euros. 
2. I'm going to be adding an extra 5 essays on the history of math if this keeps up. 
58. Carl is no longer allowed to fly freely at night
1. Who taught the bird how to read?
2. IF YOU TEACH CARL MORE THINGS YOU’LL HAVE TO TEACH THE YOUNGER BLADERS THEIR MATH LESSONS FOR A WEEK.
59. Free, I know you love your animals, but the deer is not allowed inside. 
1. No creatures inside.
2. Fine, except Carl.
3. Do not put snakes on my bed.
4. Do not put animals on my bed.
5. STOP PUTTING THINGS ON MY BED.
6. Don't put things in my room either.
60. You are not allowed to have your friends bring animals to BC Sol.
1. I don't care if they're your rival or enemy or whatever, all animals brought to the campus must be vetted in. 
61. Cuza, you were not “infected” from when you had sex with Clio and he bit you. You are not a vampire. Stop it. 
62. Cuddle piles in the main room are allowed if you tell a trusted adult. 
63. No climbing on the walls.
1. No climbing on the ceiling.
2. No climbing on the fan.
3. No climbing on the room.
4. No climbing in general. Please.
64. Just because Cuza taught you how to backflip does not mean you should try doing one on top of a tightrope.
1. Cuza stop encouraging them.
65. Silas, you are not allowed to give anyone tattoos. 
1. If Silas offers you a tattoo, refuse it. Honey.
2. Just because you don't give them a tattoo doesn’t mean you bring them to someone else who does it for you. 
66. All Raging Bulls Members are required a two-day notice before coming here. I don't want a repeat of the Hammer Incident. Valt, tell your boyfriend. I don't care if you're not actually dating, do it. 
67. No biting.
68. Cuza, committing suicide will not stop Clio from trying to turn you immortal. Not that his method will work, but please stop purposefully trying to break your bones.
69. Funny number, yes. Please don't yell it out in the middle of practice. That along with 420 and “SIX, SEVEEENNN,” as it is very annoying.
70. If you get hurt, get help.
71. If you get kidnapped, use common sense. Also use appropriate self defense. 
72. Proper names to call Free: 
1. Free
2. Sir
3. Maam
4. Mx. De la Hoya
5. Mentor
6. (Depending on the person) Dad
73. Things you SHOULDN'T call Free:
1. God
2. Lorde
3. The One Who Definitely Did Not Commit Murder
4. Dragon Buddy
5. “Daddy” with you know what connotation
6. Our Immortal Soul
7. The Golden Boy (Yes, we know it's their official nickname. Please stop overusing it)
8. The same goes for The Lone Wolf and The Golden Prodigy
74. School is for school. It is for studying, learning, and growing so you can possibly apply the things you learn from there into bey battles. School is NOT for:
1. Sleeping.
2. Bey battling.
3. Spirit summoning.
4. Setting things on fire.
5. Testing out a new language you made.
6. Playing dead.
7. Trying to hack the local bank.
8. Spreading suicide rumors.
9. Playing games.
10. Exploding things.
11. Recruiting people to your cult.
75. Speaking of which, please stop recruiting people. Some of them actually believe Valkyrie is a god. She is not. Valkyrie is an immortal spirit who carried the souls of brave soldiers to their final resting ground. If you're going to worship something, research it.
1. I now see that this cult has been running a lot of things and without it we would lose a surprisingly large amount of connections. If you would like to still be a group, consider helping Valkyrie with her work or worshipping Aeolus (Knight).
2. You've decided to do both. Ok. When helping deliver the souls of the dead please be sure to put them in their actual resting place, and not leave the souls lying around. I had to pick up 3 of them in the past week.
3. Just because Aeolus has connections to Hermes does not mean you should go rob a bank
4. Seriously, what is with you and robbing banks???
76. No, BC Sol is not “The beyblade equivalent to Camp Halfblood.” My fashion taste is way better than Dionysus. 
77. Just because you aren't allowed in the kitchen doesn't mean you should bug Ange about it. She has enough on her plate already. 
78. If Rantaro leaves his Lollipop wrappers on the ground one more time the person in his nearest vicinity is allowed to kick him in his face. Once. 
79. Trying to recreate the Tower of Babble is not a good History Project. While it did look cool, and was surprisingly accurate, does not mean it was a good idea. It cost us around 10,000 Euros, and that was just in materials. 
1. Actually, all projects for any subject need to be vetted by a trusted adult before you can do them. Why did I not do this sooner? 
80. Jealousy is NOT a valid reason for breaking someone’s bey, even if you do regret it.
1. No breaking beys in general.
2. No breaking humans either!
81. Just because you have a special bond with your bey does not mean you need to walk the same path they did. Your beys are immortal beings, some of them gods, and have committed mass war crimes, and I would like to not have to deal with that. 
1. Please stop ironically repeating history. It's not funny anymore, it's actually giving some of you trauma. Stop it. 
82. Beys are now allowed in the Group Therapy Sessions on Thursdays. 
1. The Raging Bulls are not allowed in the Group Therapy Sessions. I know they have trauma, but they have their own Groups and Team, and I do not need another repeat of the Trauma Off Incident. 
83. Nerf guns and Water guns are not allowed. I know they are better than Real guns, but they might not be when you use real bullets, electrocute the water, use ice, or knives.
84. No weapon dealing with other teams.
85. If you don't know a person’s pronouns please ask them. When they tell you, please respect that. 
1. When someone asks you your pronouns, give them an actual answer. You are definitely allowed to experiment, but saying “Your worst nightmare,” tilting your head and grinning maniacally while summoning your bey spirit is not a correct response.
86. If someone is being a terf, you are allowed to contact Silas. I will turn a blind eye.
87. No unnecessary high-pitched screeching past 7pm on weekdays
1. Unnecessary high-pitched screeching is allowed up to 10pm on weekends
2. No unnecessary any-pitched screeching past 7pm on weekdays
3. No unnecessary any-pitched screeching past 10pm on weekends
88. If there is a fire, use the fire extinguisher. That’s what the fire extinguisher is for.
89. The following people are not allowed to use the fire extinguisher:
1. Valt Aoi.
2. Rantaro Kiyama.
90. Do not let Kit fix anything. They might be able to fix it, but the safety hazards concerning the process and final product are too big of a risk.
91. Laban is not allowed on the campus if Cuza is also on the campus. They are allowed to meet each other, they just need to meet up somewhere not in a 50 mile radius of BC Sol. 
1. The same rule applies to Pheng.
92. Just because you are not allowed to bring drugs onto the campus does not mean making them at the campus is allowed either.
93. If you see something outside in the middle of the night it is most likely Free.
1. Free is the only one allowed to sleep outside without notifying a trusted adult. Anyone else needs to contact one. 
94. If the practice you are doing might have the possibility of harming someone else or destroying buildings nearby, please notify a trusted adult and go with Free to practice somewhere safer. (Ex. Launches that summon spirits, hurricanes, cause earthquakes, etc)
95. Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
96. Shasa is not allowed more than 3 nights without sleep, unless you want to be thrown out a window twice and traumatised for life.
97. Using The Language is not allowed in class unless notified otherwise
98. P*x gets the same treatment as Th**d*r*
99. Don’t mention The Incidents
100. Unless you want the world to end, I suggest following the rules above. 

Kris Kuroda, Manager of BC Sol" 

Silas took a step back and looked at the other members of the team. "Sheesh, we're not that bad... are we?"

Valt smiled nervously. "Well... " Silas glared at him. "Shut the fuck, it was rhetorical." Valt feigned indignation. "How could you ever say that?"

The other bladers just giggled.

"Wait a second, that means I have permission to punch Rantaro!!!" Cuza said, while doing a backflip.

"Honestly, I'm just wondering how long it will take for all the rules to be broken..." Rantaro smirked, leaning against the wall. 

 Kit lightly punched punched Rantaro's shoulder"Ehhh who cares about rUlEs?" 

Free just stared at them with blank eyes. 

Valt snapped out of arguing with Silas, and had come up with a great idea.

"WHO WANTS TO SUMMON METAPHYSICAL SPIRIT SWORDS WITH ME??!!!" Unsurprisingly, a concerning amount of hands were raised.

As they ran off to cause more havoc, chantings of "DEJA VU! DEJA VU!" Could be heard in the distance. 

Kris, witnessing the whole thing, sighed to herself. "I knew this was a terrible idea..."