Archive of Our Own ^beta

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ASTER >_< has created "multifandom gc!!!".

ASTER >_< has added Pure Vanilla Cookie, Two Time, EMU!!!, lightbulb :P, Vee, Tiresias, Hermes, k, nene, Golden Cheese Cookie!, and Shadow Milk Cookie.

ASTER >_<: feel free to add anyone you want! ^^ with my permission of course

ASTER >_<: oh yea and

ASTER >_< has made Pure Vanilla Cookie and nene admin.

ASTER >_<: you can also ask permission from the admins incase im offline :) if you wanna apply to be an admin dm me

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Sorry to interrupt, but what is this?

ASTER >_<: Its a group chat

ASTER >_<: nah jk :3 i made this bc i was bored generally :/ 

ASTER >_<: btw, you guys r all from different universes!! have fun :P

ASTER >_< has gone offline.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Ah, there he goes...

nene: what is this

nene: why am i admin

nene: i dont remember joining this???

Pure Vanilla Cookie: You should scroll up for more information, although I never asked why we are admin.

nene: why didnt u ask

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Apologies, I was a confused too. They went offline right after I wanted to ask.

nene: ok

nene has gone offline.

ASTER >_< has added Starry Milk!.

ASTER >_< has made Starry Milk! admin.

ASTER >_<: forgot to add her sorri

ASTER >_<: anyways 2 answer ur question dearest pv, its bc i trust yall the most :D totally not because im playing favorites...

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Alright, thank you for the answer Aster.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Why is Shadow Milk and his sister here?

ASTER >_<: for funsies :333

Pure Vanilla Cookie: They could cause havoc to this groupchat, Aster.

ASTER >_<: I know thts y i didnt make shamilk admin

ASTER >_<: starmilk on the other hand is trustable enough

k: what is this

k has left "multifandom gc!!!".

ASTER >_<: not on my watch >:P

ASTER >_< has added k.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I'd suggest you scrolling up.

k: i dont know you

k: let me leave

ASTER >_<: no

k: why

ASTER >_<: i added you here to stay not leave

k: i dont know you nor the others here, please leave me alone

k has muted this chat.

ASTER >_<: better than her leaving ig.................................... T_T

Pure Vanilla Cookie: You really shouldn't force people to stay here, let her leave.

ASTER >_<: oh well

ASTER >_<: sweet dreams pure vanilla, go to bed

ASTER >_<: muting this baii

ASTER >_< has muted this chat.

ASTER >_< has gone offline.

Pure Vanilla Cookie is typing...

Pure Vanilla Cookie has gone offline

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Shadow Milk Cookie has made Shadow Milk Cookie admin.

Shadow Milk Cookie has changed their name to "Nilly's biggest hater."

ASTER >_< has gone online.

ASTER >_<: wtf

ASTER >_<: how

ASTER >_<: ???

ASTER >_<: i didnt make you admin

Nilly's biggest hater: Being the ex-Fount of Knowledge paid off, huh?

Nilly's biggest hater: Just a teeny tiny bit of hacking did the job!

Nilly's biggest hater: Now now, let ME do the job here.

ASTER >_<: no

ASTER >_< has removed Nilly's biggest hater as admin.

Nilly's biggest hater has made Nilly's biggest hater admin.

Nilly's biggest hater: Now there Asster, I can't just let you do that?

ASTER >_<: did you call me asster on purpose???

Nilly's biggest hater: No.

ASTER >_<: fuckass liar

Nilly's biggest hater: Well thanks, Asster! It's my specialty after all~

Pure Vanilla Cookie has gone online.

Nilly's biggest hater: Oh, Pure Vanilla Cookie's here?

Nilly's biggest hater: You have terrible taste in friends, Asster.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: What's going on?

Nilly's biggest hater: Any last words, Nilly?

Nilly's biggest hater: Eh, you dont need it.

Nilly's biggest hater has removed Pure Vanilla cookie.

ASTER >_< has added Pure Vanilla Cookie.

Nilly's biggest hater has removed Pure Vanilla Cookie.

ASTER >_< has banned Nilly's biggest hater from multifandom gc!!!

ASTER >_<: finally, peace T_T

lighbulb :P: ooh whats this gc?? :3

ASTER >_<: a multifandom gc!!!! a lot of u guys are from different universes :P

lightbulb :P: different universes, eh?

lightbulb :P: wonder if testy still kept that time travel calculator thing......

lightbulb :P: oh wait thats time travel not universe travek

lightbulb :P: travel*

ASTER >_<: maybe she did make universe travel tool, who knows?

ASTER >_<: ask her ^^

lightbulb :P: she probably alr did!!!! ur right :D

lightbulb :P: ill ask her rn

Tiresias: I see that she hasn't made a universe travelling device.

lightbulb :P: i havent asked her yet T^T how do u know?????

Tiresias: I'm a prophet, young one.

lightbulb :P: im not young D:<``````

Tiresias: Compared to me you are, Lightbulb.

╰ Tiresias: I see that she hasn't made a universe travelling device.

Hermes: You can't see anything, dawling!

Tiresias: I suppose that's true lord Hermes, but I am still able to see visions of the future and the past so that counts.

lightbulb :P: ur blind??? how r u typimg

Tiresias: I occasionally use speech to text, but Lord Hermes helped me memorized the keys for the keyboard.

Hermes: You don't have to use such formalities, Tire! Just Hermes is fine.

Tiresias: Is that ok for you, Hermes

Hermes: I asked for you to use it, Tiresias. 

Tiresias: I'm sorry, lord Hermes.

Hermes: Just Hermes.

Tiresias: I'm sorry, Hermes.

ASTER >_<: oh ya i almost forgottt

ASTER >_< has added Pure Vanilla Cookie.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Thank you for adding me back, Aster.

lightbulb :P: cookies??? i love eating cookies

Pure Vanilla Cookie: What.

╰ lightbulb :P: cookies??? i love eating cookies

ASTER >_<: dont say that lightbulb.

lightbulb :P: why??????

ASTER >_<: dm me for a sec

lightbulb :P: aye aye matey!!

ASTER >_< and lightbulb :P's dms

ASTER >_<: pure vanilla IS a cookie

ASTER >_<: so eating cookies is basically cannibalism for them

lightbulb :P: is he edible tho

ASTER >_<: yes

lightbulb :P: yay!!! they aer sadly a real living cookie tho :(

ASTER >_<: please do not eat the vanillaling 3:

multifandom gc!!!

ASTER >_<: dw @TruthBeTold, @OMGAlighty was just joking :D

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Ah, alright.

lightbulb :P: u seem very interestinggg :D

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I'm unsure if that should be a threat or not, but thank you.

lightbulb :P: its not i promise!!!

Pure Vanilla Cookie: That doesn't really reassure me, but thanks anyway.

lightbulb :P: T_T iwasntbeingseriouswhenisaidilikedeatingcookiespleaseee

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I believe you, Lightbulb.

lightbulb :P: yippee!!!!

ASTER >_<: im gonna make some papercrafts baii

ASTER >_< has gone offline.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I have duties to attend to so I'll take my leave. 

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Goodbye, Lightbulb.

lightbulb :P: baii!!!!!

Pure Vanilla Cookie has gone offline.

lightbulb :P: oh well no ones online now :(

lightbulb :P: baii!!!!

lightbulb :P has gone offline.

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ASTER ^_^ and Starry Milk!!!'s dms.

Starry Milk!!!: Sooo, you know about ShaMilk—right?

ASTER ^_^: appeal request?

Starry Milk!!!: Yes.

ASTER ^_^: you talk so formal it seems dry T_T

Starry Milk!!!: I don't see you complaining when Pure Vanilla does it.

ASTER ^_^: .

ASTER ^_^: fair enough >:T

Starry Milk!!!: she apologized i promise

ASTER ^_^: whyw didnt he directly send the apology 2 me

ASTER ^_^: why*

Starry Milk!!!: They tried, but you blocked him right after you banned her.

ASTER ^_^: oh ya right i forgor

ASTER ^_^: lemme unblock her rq

Starry Milk!!!: Can't I just send you the apology?

ASTER ^_^: u could........................

ASTER ^_^: buuuuut i wanna hear it from shadow milk itself :D

Starry Milk!!!: Well, technically you're not really hearing it since you're reading it.

ASTER ^_^: fair enough ╮(￣▽￣"")╭ 

ASTER ^_^: ok bye im gonna unblock it

ASTER ^_^: farewell

Starry Milk!!!: Bye.

Shadow Milk Cookie and ASTER ^_^'s dms

ASTER ^_^ has unblocked Shadow Milk Cookie

ASTER ^_^: thought u were gonna send an apology but whatever

ASTER ^_^: im only letting u go because of starry milk so thank her

Shadow Milk Cookie: Let me back in the group chat, Aster.

ASTER ^_^: chill chill i will -_-"

multifandom gc!!!

ASTER ^_^ has unbanned Nilly's biggest hater

ASTER ^_^: thank @NONBINARYLESBIANFUCKYEAH

ASTER ^_^: why is their user like that

Starry Milk!!!: Oh shit i forgot to update my username.

Starry Milk!!!: Any reccomendations?

ASTER ^_^: arent u bi

ASTER ^_^: just change the lesbian to bisexual

Starry Milk!!!: Oh yea, right.

Starry Milk!!!: Thank you, Aster.

ASTER ^_^: yw :D

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Ah, hello Starry Milk.

Starry milk!!!: Oh, hello Pure vanilla! ^^

Pure Vanilla Cookie: You really know how to discipline your brother, huh.

Starry Milk!!!: Honestly it isn't really that hard to make him listen to you.

Starry Milk!!!: Want some tips?

Nilly's biggest hater: You fucking promised to not talk about that you dipshit.

Starry Milk: Well ok you bitch how about you shut up before I tell this WHOLE groupchat with @/everyone the methods.

ASTER ^_^: dm me the methods/j

Nilly's biggest hater: Starry Milk.

Nilly's biggest hater: Don't do it Starry.

Nilly's biggest hater: @NONBINARYBISEXUALFUCKYEAH Do not do this to me.

Starry Milk!!!: Chill, I wont.

Nilly's biggest hater: If you do I'm not letting you send my letters to my partners anymore.

Starry milk!!!: Deal.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Is it really that bad...?

Nilly's biggest hater: Yes.

Starry Milk!!!: It honestly Isn't they're just being dramatic.

Tiresias: I see an unresolved fight.

Hermes: Dawling, you can't see anything!

Tiresias: Technically, I can. I see vague visions of the past, future, and occasionally present.

╰ Hermes: Dawling, you can't see anything!

Nilly's biggest hater: Darling*

Hermes: It was on purpose, do not correct the god of trickery, Shadow Milk.

Nilly's biggest hater: Well, I'm the beast of deceit—I can easily overpower you.

Hermes: You're a cookie.

Nilly's biggest hater: Yeah, so?

Hermes: I'm a god, I could just eat you and call it a day.

ASTER ^_^: is this the unresolved fight

ASTER ^_^: it probably is! now i do not want to see them fight all day so im gonna log out and call it a day

Starry Milk!!!: Goodbye, Aster.

Starry Milk!!!: Hermes and my annoying little brother, go fight in dms or something

Nilly's biggest hater: Fine.

Hermes: You're gonna lose this argument, Shadow Milk.

Tiresias: There he goes again...

Pure Vanilla Cookie: At least you know how to take care of him, Starry.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: I'm gonna visit my wife, goodbye bluebird.

Starry Milk!!!: Goodbye.

Starry Milk!!! and Shadow Milk Cookie's dms.

Starry Milk!!!: SHADOW

Starry Milk!!!: SHADOW

Shadow Milk Cookie: I'm cooking Hermes up, stop messaging me

Starry Milk!!!: 📷 Sent an image

                      ↜ Image of Pure vanilla calling them bluebird

Starry Milk!!!: HE CALLED ME BLUEBIRD

Shadow Milk Cookie: I don't care what that twink calls you stop sending me notifs

Starry Milk!!!: Bitch, you're a twink too.

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multifandom gc!!!

EMU!!!: wowie what is this :D

EMU!!!: oh wait i alr scrolled up no need to tell me!! ^^

nene: hi emu

EMU!!!: OMG HAI NENE!!!!! >_<

nene: hello :)

ASTER >_<: simp

nene: stfu

╰  ASTER >_<: simp

Nilly's biggest hater: @NONBINARYBISEXUALFUCKYEAH This you?

Starry Milk!!!: No.

Nilly's biggest hater: You cant lie to the beast of deceit, Starry.

Starry Milk!!!: Shut the fuck up, Shadow.

ASTER >_<: FIGHT IN DMS FOR FUCKS SAKE

Starry Milk!!!: Have you never ever had a sibling before?

ASTER >_<: i do have a brother hes rlly fkin annoying lmao

Starry Milk!!!: I understand, @BeastOfDeceit is also annoying.

Nilly's biggest hater: Wow, rude.

Nilly's biggest hater: Am i the only one with a nickname? You guys are boring.

Nilly's biggest hater has made Nilly's biggest hater admin.

Nilly's biggest hater has changed Pure Vanilla Cookie's name to Fuckass soul jam stealer.

Nilly's biggest hater has changed Starry Milk!!!'s name to simp.

simp: Wow, how nice Shadow...

simp: Change Pure Vanilla's name back.

Nilly's biggest hater: The name suits you, you know?

Nilly's biggest hater: Nah.

simp has changed Fuckass soul jam stealer's name to Pure Vanilla Cookie.

Nilly's biggest hater has changed Pure Vanilla Cookie's name to Fuckass souljam stealer.

simp: Shadow Milk.

Nilly's biggest hater: Starry, what are you doing.

The real world

Starry Milk Cookie uses a portal to get to the entrance of his spire. She steps foot in the spire, and a puppet-cardboard-monster thing flings to her. "Get off me!" She says, shooing whatever that shit is. She summons her own staff — A long staff, going as tall as their shoulder. A glittery purple-to-blue like liquid gradient moves in the staff. a crescent moon sits at the end of the staff, a glowing dangling bright 4-pointed-star fills up the space of the crescent moon. Feathery wings sit at the middle of the long staff, purely for decoration. (or is it??? :3 idk i havent decided yet lmao -author)  She grips the staff with her fingers, slightly below the wings. They cast a spell that damages (and kills) the thing that she doesn't even wanna name. She brushes off the dust off her black vest, and continues to venture around xeir spire. They turn left — then head towards the stairs. She makes it up to the second floor of the spire (oh sweet summer child youll be going on shadow's spire for a while...!) (she knows this) and walks forwawrd to the hallway. She notices a few changed around the spire, although she knows it's normal it's quite weird... She feels some kind of familiarity of it — yet, she can't figure it out the feeling. Nostalgia, it seems. They continue to walk the second floor of what feels like and endless hallway. Her body stops as they gaze upon a dark blue door.

"Truthless Recluse's room."

Their eyes lock at the door. She slightly raises her free hand to turn to doorknob- no. 'I can't let myself get distracted by them...'  They think to herself. She covers their face as her face burns up with a deep shade of purple. She shakes her head to try to keep her mind off of Pure Vanilla. She looks at their wand and sighs. She's still on cooldown for a couple of minutes, so she can't use her teleporting ability. She looks through her portal and grabs their phone

Shadow Milk Cookie and Starry Milk!!!'s dms.

Shadow Milk Cookie: Starry, I can shift and change the spire so that you can't even find me — you know?

Shadow Milk Cookie: Unless you use your teleporting ability I guess. 

Starry Milk!!!: I'm on cooldown. 

Shadow Milk Cookie: Why didn't you just teleport to me?

Starry Milk!!!: It's dangerous, duh. Don't you remember we created the spire TOGETHER? I don't want to break the magic barriers a spent millenias perfecting

Shadow Milk Cookie: It only took you a year. 

Starry Milk!!!: It felt like a millenia. 

Starry Milk Cookie then throws her phone back to the portal, then she slightly tilted her staff to get rid of the portal. She rubbed her eyes sleepily and decided that they didn't feel like finding (and bonking) Shadow Milk today. They went to a random room near Truthless Recluse's room. She yanked herself to the bed and shut her eyes.