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Fight of the Rich Bitches

Summary:

Stella arrives at Akademi back in the 80s, and meets Ritsuko

Notes:

Given Ritsuko's rich bratty tendency, I figured it would've been funny if she interacted with Stella from Helluva Boss. Maybe I can do another with Kizana if this does well.

Also mandatory fuck YandereDev

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Stella couldn't believe where she was. She had gotten into Stolas's grimiore in an attempt to go back in time and kill him as a baby so she wouldn't be married to him at all as a last resort, considering the divorce had barely went into her favor. However, she messed up, and ended up in some high school in Japan, specifically Akademi Academy. She was screaming as she barged into the school, freaking out the students.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM IN SOME STUPID SCHOOL IN JAPAN!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!" Stella shrieked as she flipped a chair in anger.

"Hey hey, cut it out! Why is there a bird woman in this school?!" one of the students pleaded.

"WHERE IS STOLASS'S STUPID BOOK?!?!" Stella screamed again. By this point, Ritsuko Chikanari showed up, hearing the commotion from outside, and gasped.

"What on Earth is going on?! Who is this elegant swan in the building?" Ritsuko exclaimed.

"I am Princess Stella Goetia, and I accidently portaled here and need to get the fuck out!" Stella answered.

"My, such vulgar profanity for a Goetian princess! Why are you trashing this school up if you want to go back?"

"Because I am pissed, and I express that by breaking things and pretending I'm beating up Stolass!"

The students crowded around the two as Ritsuko retorted Stella's arrogance.

"You are clearly not a real rich entitled brat like me! My daddy works at Chikanari, and gets me whatever I want!" Ritsuko gloated. "I don't even need to study here because it's for peasants! I'm gonna get a degree here just for being here! How about you?"

"Oh, you think you're tough shit by hanging around the pool? My brother Andrealphus is a powerful marquis who always has my back! Speaking of which, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND HELP MY ANDREALPHUS!!!" Stella screamed.

"I have no time for this nonsense! I have to meet senpai at lunchtime to give him the bento I prepared for him, made by one of the many chefs!" Ritsuko said before she tried to leave, but was stopped by Stella.

"You're not going to your stupid senpai, now give me that fucking bento!" Stella snapped as she snatched the bento.

"Hey! Give that back you stupid bird!" Ritsuko yelled as they fought over the bento before Stella stomped on it.

"There! Now no one can have it!"

This caused Ritsuko to snap and slap Stella. Stella retorted by scratching her cheek and tackling her. The students watched and screamed in horror as they watched both human and swan beat each other up. Stella got Ritsuko with her scratches, while Ritsuko got some good punches on Stella.

"STOP SCRATCHING ME, YOU RABID BEAST!!!" Ritsuko screamed.

"HOW ABOUT YOU STOP PUNCHING ME!!! YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BLACK EYE, YOU JERK!!!" Stella shrieked so loud, Ritsuko nearly went deaf. It was at this point that one of the student council members, Daisaku, came to the scene, shocked and angry.

"You two stop right now!" Daisaku exclaimed as he got in between them, successfully breaking up the fight. "Both of you, to the counselor's office now!"

"But... but..." Ritsuko tried to explain.

"GET YOUR ASSES TO THE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PEPPER SPRAY AND HOG TIE YOU BOTH!!!"

Both ran to the counselor's office in fear of getting sprayed and restrained. After all, Daisaku was not a force to be reckoned with. Once they were in the office, they saw Mae Kunahito glare at them.

"It should be obvious why you two are here. Several students and one of the student council saw you both fighting in one of the hallways! And you," Mae turned to Stella, "Who are you, and why did you start all sorts of trouble in Akademi?"

"I got here by accident," Stella explained. "I accidently time traveled here and I need to get back to my world!"

"It wasn't my fault! She destroyed the bento I was going to give to senpai and I had to teach that bitch a lesson!" Ritsuko defended.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH?!?!" Stella screamed.

"Enough!" Mae firmly said, stopping what would've been round 2. "Ritsuko, I understand it was wrong for Stella to destroy your bento, but that is no excuse to be fighting to this extent! Therefore, you will be suspended for the rest of the day."

"NO, NOT A SUSPENSION!!! I'll give you money if you reverse it!" Ritsuko pleaded as she tried to hand Mae money.

"Bribery? Well in that case, make it TWO DAYS, and I will phone your parents on this!" Mae slammed her hands on the table, making her decision final. Stella smirked as Ritsuko ran out of the office crying.

"As for you, Stella, I will need to take you back to the present. This school just so happens to have a portal machine for events like this. However, in the future, when you travel to a different period, please don't try and start any trouble. You are lucky nothing serious happened to you here."

"Yeah yeah, whatever, get me back home already!" Stella said as she followed Mae to the room where the portal was. Mae would type the coordinates to Stella's timeline before the portal opened and she saw the insides of Andrealphus's palace.

"Finally, back to normalcy! I am definitely leaving a bad review of this school on Yelp!" Stella stated before entering her world and the portal closed.