2025 group chat

Max added Marc Márquez 

George
Max what the hell?

Marc
Just wanted to say
Seems like not all the multiple times world champions thrive in red

Lewis
…
What did I do????

Marc 
Nothing I just wanted to cause chaos 

Carlos added Alex Márquez 

Alex M.
Sorry he got out of his cage

George
WTF

Carlos 
JAJJJAJAJA 

Marc
Imbécil 

Alex M.
Qué cojones haces aquí?

Marc
Terrorise the grid?

Alex M.
You didn't had enough with OUR grid?

Marc
It's never enough 

Lando
Oh this is super funny 

Alex A.
I agree

George 
Best thing that happened during summer break

Marc
I like you George

Max
Traitor 

Marc
Are you jealous?

Max
Betrayed 

Marc
Idiot

Marc added Danny Ric

Danny 
Oh hello Marc

Marc
Make Max happy 

Danny
Eeeh 
Okay?

Max
Hi Danny 

Alex A.
Oh he knows the tricks 

Alex M.
HE KNOWS THE TRICKS?
HE MADE THE TRICKS

Kimi 
I don't think that's true

Marc 
And now I want to sit down and relax and enjoy my evening 
when all of a sudden 
ITALIANS

Fernando 
JAJJJAJAJA 

Lando
So that's his kryptonite?

Alex M.
Not really 
He is like a cockroach

Marc
Have brothers for this
And for the record I have nothing against italians

Kimi
Thank God 

Marc
:)
Btw Kimi 
You went to the ranch right?

Kimi 
Yes?

Lando 
YOU WENT TO ROSSI'S RANCH????

Kimi
Yes

Lando
And I have never been invited?

George 
Because you are like a freaky fan boy

Lando
Not true

Oscar
True

Carlos
So you are still alive 

Oscar
Yes

Marc
Anyways 

Kimi
Tell me something my dear friend 

Kimi
Are we friends????

Marc
Yes

Alex M. 
I don't know what you are doing but no

Marc
Like I give a fuck 
Kimi boy
Do I still have the record?

Kimi
Eeeeeeh

Marc
Do I?

Kimi
I don't know if I should be talking about this

Marc
That's a yes

Kimi
No it's not

Ollie
Hey don't pressure Kimi 
George aren't you going to tell him something?

George 
Me? 
No
He likes me and Max hates that so no I'm not telling him shit

Marc
:)
So Kimi 

Kimi
Non ne voglio parlare

Marc
Per favore, dai, corro per la Ducati, questo deve significare qualcosa 

Kimi
Un po' ma no

Marc
Come on boy
Don't be like this
@Max help me

Max
Kimi you can tell him

Kimi
You are with him???

Max
Most definitely 

Marc
Love you

Kimi 
Fine 
Okay

Marc
Thanks Maxie

Charles
Since when are you and Max so close?

George
Are you jealous of him?

Charles 
Of course no

Max
Since we are quite similar 

Carlos
Is that right?

Marc
Yes? 
How is that a question?
We were both young and reckless when we entered the sport

Max
Half of the grid hated us

Marc
And we got our short Spaniard to defend us

Lewis 
Didn't Valentino defend you more than Pedrosa?

Marc
Did no one tell you to shut up and to not be noisy?

Lewis
Most definitely yes

Marc
So do it

Lewis 
No

Marc Márquez added Nico Rosberg 
Lewis Hamilton kicked out Nico Rosberg 

Lewis
Fine

Kimi
So Marco said I shouldn't tell you

Marc
Fuck him
We had a deal

Kimi
I made no deal

Marc
I thought the rookies loved you, Max

Gabriel 
We do

Isack
Yep

Ollie
We are just no stupid 

Kimi added Marco Bezzechi

Max
Kimi WTF

George
I love you Kimi 

Marco
Well hello

Alex M.
Kimi why would you do that?

Kimi
He asked me to?
Idk
He has puppy eyes

Alex M.
Ik that
But do you want chaos or what?

Gabriel 
Kimi LOVES chaos

Ollie
That coming from you 

Gabriel 
We are not talking about me

Franco
Es lo que te salva

Gabriel 
Probably 
Hey Marco

Marco
Yes?

Gabriel 
Don't you have like a Brazilian teammate or something?

Marco
Teammate?
I'm at Aprilia bro

Gabriel 
Academy teammate?

Fernando 
Gabi I already told you not everyone is so close to their academy mates as you are

Gabriel
Okay
:(

Alex M.
Why do I feel like he has a bigger puppy face than Marco?

Marc
I don't think that possible 

Nico
He does have a puppy face

Gabriel 
Oh hi Nico 

Nico
Hi Gabriela 

Gabriel 
Don't call me that, old man

Marc
Oh how I miss being the young one

Alex M.
Crybaby 

Alex Márquez added Dani Pedrosa

Dani
Hola
WTF

Dani Pedrosa added Jorge Lorenzo 

Jorge
WTF
Hola?

Marc
Why do you add Jorge?

Dani
Why did you add me?

Marc
I missed you

Dani 
Ah okay 

Jorge
Hello?

George
Oh hello?

Jorge
Why the hell are we in a f1 group chat?

Marc
I came to terrorise them
I'm kinda failing 

Jorge 
You are missing your touch?

Marco
He is not 
He def has us terrorised 

Kimi added Pecco

Pecco
He has not
You are just exaggerated Marco 

Marco
The betrayal 

Marco added Fabio Di Giannantonio  
Marco added Franco Morvidelli 

Marco
Pecco is being mean

Digia
Grow up

Digia left the chat

Marc
JAJJAJAJJJA 

Franky
Marco don't be a crybaby

Marco added Luca

Marco
Everyone is being mean to me

Luca
Don't be mean to Marco come on

Marc
XD
You had to call for reinforcements Bezzechi?

Alex M.
Marc…

Luca
Oh hi Alex 

Alex M.
Hi Luca
Run while you can

Luca
Why what's going on?

Lando
Chaos

George 
And we love it

Alex A.
A lot

Kimi
SEE 
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

Gabriel 
True

Franky
Ola, Gabriel 

Gabriel 
OH HE IS THE BRAZILIAN
YEY

Marc
Why do I feel like he is jumping out of excitement?

Nico
I think that is a real possibility 

Marc
So he is like the golden retriever?

Fernando 
Of the rookies? Probably 

Alex M.
The rookies?
How many are they?

Max
Depends on who you ask
At least five 

Marco
Imagine if we had that many kids in the grid

Franky 
I would leave 

Marc
HEY
Don't talk bad about the kids

George 
So Marc also adopts the rookies

Franky
Just one I think 

Alex M. added Fermín 

Marc
Hello kid

Fermín 
Hola?

Kimi
MORE SPANIARDS?
We are in disadvantage here

Marco
We always are

Pecco
Crybaby 
They are nice

Marco
JUST BECAUSE MARC IS NICE TO YOU NOW…

Franky 
🍿🍿🍿

Alex A.
Are they always like this?

Luca
Yes
It's exhausting 

George 
It's amazing 

Oscar added Mark Webber 

Oscar
Don't ask me why

Marc
Oh hi Mark

Mark
Hi demon kid
(In the most loving way possible)

Marc
JAJJAJAJJJA 

Alex M.
Kid?
He is thirty fucking two years old

Dani
Kid

Lando
It's giving Nando and Seb calling Max a kid

Isack
So if Marc is like Max what other equivalences are there?

Kimi
So there is the obvious one
Which we won't mention 

Gabriel 
Hashtag child of two divorces 

Franco
JAJJAJAJJJA 

Ollie
That's not nice

Mark
Pedro and Oscar 

Kimi
What?

Mark
Other equivalence?

Isack 
Ah okay good 

Liam
I feel like we moved to fast from the first one

Kimi
We didn't move fast enough in fact

Marc
No he is right 

Alex M.
Marc…

Carlos
No seas aguafiestas 

Isack
Liam talk

Liam
It's more like Michael and Seb if Michael had pushed Seb out of the track

Marc
Nando I get you
He is an asshole 

Liam
Hey

It's not my problem that you are not in peace with your past

Max

He is kinda right

Gabriel 
Oh mama hen Max 

Marc
Fuck you

Marc left the group chat

Marco
WAR IS OVER 
Someone finally managed to get back at him

Pecco
That was cruel

Alex Márquez left the chat

Franky
Oh he didn't even said anything we fucked up

Franco Morvidelli left the chat

Pecco
He is right
We fucked up

Pecco left the chat 

Luca
Too far

Luca left the chat

Marco
Now I feel bad

Dani
Maybe you should 

Jorge 
They definitely should 

Dani Pedrosa left the chat 
Jorge Lorenzo left the chat

George 
They always go together or what?

Carlos
Not the moment 

Carlos kicked out Marco Bezzechi 

Max
I really fucked up, didn't I?

Fernando 
Go apologize?
And make the kid apologise too

Carlos
He won't be mad at you for long

Max
I sure hope so

Private chat Max & Marc

Max
I'm sorry 

Marc
Fuck you

Max
Come on
He doesn't know how hard it was for you

Marc
Well he shouldn't talk about shit he doesn't know about 

Max
Agreed 
But he is young and stupid 
Come on you have to get it

Marc
Fine
I kinda do

Max
I knew you would 
He is writing an apologize for you
Just so you know 

Marc
Good kid
Jajjajajjja 

Max
I still don't get why they all look up to me

Marc
You make a good idol
But I still haven't forgiven you for defending him over me

Max
If me and Alex were arguing 

Marc
That's different 

Max
If me and Fermín 

Marc
Also different 

Max
If me and David 

Marc
Not that different but still 

Max
If we and Maximo

Marc
Why would you argue with a kid!?

Max
I WOULDN'T 

Marc
Good

Max
But imagine he came and told me 
Idk
You deserved to be hitted as a kid otherwise you wouldn't be a WDC
Why would you say?

Marc
That's so wrong 

Max
Imagine 

Marc
I would said that he doesn't know better 
And that you have said it in interviews before so he must have thought it's okay 

Max 
See

Marc
Fine
You have a point 

Max
I'm still sorry tho

Marc
It's okay

Max
Good

Marc
Yeah

Private chat Marc & unknown number 

Unknown number 
Hi
I'm Liam 

Marc
Hi

Liam
I just wanted to apologise for earlier, I know it's wrong for me to make that kind of comments about someone's life specially since I don't know you. And therefore I was unable to tell how much it would affect you. 

Marc
Okay 

Liam
Okay?

Marc
Yeah
It's fine

Liam
Oh

Marc
I don't like you tho

Liam
Fair

Marc
I don't hate you either 

Liam
Great 
And don't be mad at Max please

Marc
I'm not

Liam
He is just very protective, he knows I have been struggling 

Marc
Okay 
That's nice of him

Liam
It really is

Marc
Okay we are good kid

Liam
Great

Private chat between Marc & My idiot 

Marc
Vale
Vale
Vale 
Vale
Vale
Vale
Vale 
Vale
Vale

Valentino
For fucks sake Marc what?

Marc
I just did something 

Valentino 
Terrifying 

Marc
You really have that little faith in me?

Valentino 
YES

Marc
:(

Valentino 
What did you do, little bastard?

Marc
Now I'm not telling you

Valentino 
Agh
Love of my life 
My whole heart
The reason I get out of bed in the mornings
Caro
What did you do?

Marc
That's better 
I got into the F1 chat

Valentino 
Scary
With what purpose?

Marc
Terrorising them?

Valentino 
Didn't expect less

Marc
But I failed 

Valentino 
That was actually unexpected 

Marc
I know
Right?

Valentino 
What do I feel like you did something worse?

Marc
They mentioned you
And I made a dramatic exit 

Valentino
What?
JAJJAJAJJJA 

Marc
Yeah 
But know I kinda feel bad about the kid

Valentino 
WHAT KID?
IF IT'S KIMI

Marc
Of course it's not Kimi
Although I did play with him a little 

Valentino 
Marc…

Marc
I just wanted to see if he would add the boys to defend him

Valentino 
He did?

Marc
Without hesitation 

Valentino 
Good

Marc
Yeah I know right 

Valentino 
So what kid?

Marc
Liam
He apologised I told him it was fine

Valentino 
This is way less worse than what I expected 

Marc
I know 
We are on vacation I'm chill

Valentino 
Thank God 

Marc
Thank me asshole 

Valentino 
Maybe I thank myself because I'm the reason you are actually relaxed right now 

Marc
You are in Tavullia and I'm in Spain so stfu

Valentino 
Two days
I have been here twelve hours
And you come tomorrow 

Marc
A lot of time
I'm bored
I miss the group chat 
Get me back?

Valentino 
How am I supposed to do that???

Marc
The others are probably still there

Valentino 
I'm not going to ask them to add you they will put two and two together 

Marc
Marco wouldn't be able to do that
He would just be confused 

Valentino 
That's cruel 

Marc
It's true tho

Valentino 
Maybe 

Marc
So?

Valentino 
Fine I'll ask

Marc
Great
Love you

2025 group chat 

Kimi added Valentino Rossi

Lando 
YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT?
IS THIS ACTUALLY HIM

George
Fanboy

Lewis
Yes it's him
Hi Vale

Valentino 
Hi Lewis
Thanks Kimi 

Valentino Rossi added Marc Márquez 

Kimi
WHAT?

Valentino 
Shit 
Fuck 
That wasn't my intention 
I wanted to add Marco 
Fuck 

Valentino Rossi left the group chat 

Marc
Well hello again
:)

Lando
OMG that sounds scary 

Lewis
Like sleep paralysis demon scary

Marc
JAJJJAJAJA 
I like that

Danny Ric
Hello again Marc

Marc
Hi Danny!

Alex A.
Oh really like this man here
Spices things up

Marc
That's totally right :)

Private chat Marc & My idiot

Marc
THAT WAS GENIUS 
THANK YOU LOVE

Valentino 
What did you expect from me?
And you are welcome Caro
Although Kimi is asking me 
I'm telling him that it's fine and I didn't actually wanted to be in the group chat 

Marc
Okay 
Seriously 
Thank you
This is fun

Valentino 
Enjoy caro
But I don't want you texting once we are together 

Marc
You will have to keep me entertained then
;)

Valentino 
I will ;)