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Okay, okay, you got me, this isnt a real fanfiction. It wasn't meant to be! So... Great job. I just really wanted to see what would happen, you know? I was also thinking that if I made the fanfiction really long, then more people would read it.
Am I stupid? Yes, that's not even up for debate. Do i find it tremendously funny? Is that even a question, OF COURSE IT IS!
I literally just watched a ColeyDoesThings video about this, and i just heardcooked dove wtf.
Im really sorry, literally I am so god damn tired. I slept for 4 hours, and there is no way in hell I am going to beta read this, (i ended up beta reading this later that day) or even DARE TO ask a friend. Nobody else i knoww reads fanfiction, especkally as much as I do!
Invisible Oatmeal.
Anyways you guys seen the new XTRATUNA song that I totally didn't miss by 5 months and is about five nights at freddys 2? Literally just put it on lmaoo.... I AM EATING MOTHERFUCKING BACON!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Okay I have nothing to speak about now, I kinda ran out of stuff, yikes!!!!
I AM EATING MOTHERFUCKING BACON
i just heard that lol by the way also like does anybody else literally love XTRATUNA's music unironically? Because I do.
AND SMOKE A CIGARRETTE ALL IVER YOUR CORPSE! HAHA! No but seriously I like love it.
THIS FIC WILL BE UPDATING SOON!!!! EVEN IF I LITERALLY HAVE 3 OTHER FICS I NEED TO WRITE, HAHA.... I PROMISE, I LITERALLY SWEAR I'LL GET TO THEM AFTER THIS LITTLE THINGY IDK WHAT TO CALL IT
MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!!!!
Below here is gonna be the lyrics to two trucks, scroll down as fast as you can ro get past it! Im very very VERY sorry, i just need this fanfiction to have a high word count so it seems more genuine. Thanks!!!
Two Trucks, having sex.
Two Trucks, having sex.
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.
Two Trucks, having sex.
Two Trucks, having sex.
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.
Two pickup trucks!
Making love!
American made!
BuiltFord touch, two beautiful,
MURDER MACHINES!
American angels in the sky!
Grown men cry...
Two Trucks, having sex.
Two Trucks, having sex.
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.
Two Trucks, having sex.
Two Trucks, having sex.
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.
Right by my side,
There's ZZ TOP!
And Robert Z'Dar from Maniac Cop,
ONE TWO AND THREE!
This barbecue could bring you to your knees!
And so could these...
Two Trucks.
Two Trucks, holding hands.
Two Trucks, holding hands.
The passion, the passion,
is more than I can withstand!
Two Trucks, holding hands.
Two Trucks, holding hands.
The passion, the passion,
My big fat heart expands!
Two pickup trucks!
One cylinder block!
Crush my body!
Like a rock, so beautiful!
No stars tonight,
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky!
The founding fathers cry...
Two Trucks, having sex. (Oh yes.)
Two Trucks, having sex. (Oh yes.)
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex.
Two Trucks, having sex. (Oh yes.)
Two Trucks, having sex. (Oh yes.)
My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily...
*weird huh noise*! Flexx...
YEAHAHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHH
*Fuck ass beatboxing solo*
TWO TRUCKS! (having sex...)
TWO TRUCKS! (having sex...)
TWO TRUCKS! (having sex, having sex, having sex...)
TWO TRUCKS! (having sex...)
TWO TRUCKS! (having sex...)
TWO TRUCKS! (having sex, having sex, having sex...)
IF YOU READ THOSE LYRICS, THANK YOU SO SO SOSOSOSO MUCH OMG!!!!! WE NEED TO SPREAD THE LEMON DEMON PROPAGANDA LMAO!!!!!
Anyways, have fun drinking water, eating food, and breathing air or something, and MAKE SURE TO LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SMASH THAT BELL! SMASH IT! CRUSH IT! YEAHHHHH!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!