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Robert (and Friends) reacts to: Angbhong Edition

Summary:

This is a collection of reactions that I did of Robert Baratheon reaction to: Frieren, Fate, Metal Gear, and Diogenes. These were all imported from Spacebattles.

Notes:

Credit for CMHamlin for providing the script of MGS3 and El_Greco for MGS1. KyleAlingus for their work on the Fate/Stay Night reaction as well as for Akane Sasu Sora because I lifted some of the transcripts from their lyrics.

Chapter 1: Metal Gear Solid III - Part 1

Chapter Text

"After the end of World War II,
the world was split into two - East and West.
This marked the beginning of the era called the Cold War."​

Robert: The Cold War? Quite an odd name for a supposed era . . . Maester Luwin, can you explain this 'Cold War'?

Luwin: Gladly mi'lord, The Cold War was a period wherein the United States of America and its allies fought against the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic for ideological and economical influence, this period was called as the Cold War due to either countries never having directly fought against one another but instead relied upon their influence and through proxy wars to gain victory.

Ned: Why did they not wage war amongst each other? It seems a bit . . . curious that two kingdoms who despise each other would not fight each other?

Luwin: It says here that both kingdom adhered under the Doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction, which states if each of them were to wage war then they would each be annihilated, so instead they waged proxy wars.

Ned: What could be so special amongst these kingdoms that waging war amongst each other could be so catasthrophic?

Luwin: It says here that- I am sorry mi'lords but the records regarding this have been . . . redacted.

Robert: Damned thing must be broken, but that is fine with me. Get on with the rest of it!

Barristan: Is the man deaf? Can't he obey their orders?

Robert: Are they mad for having that man jump from the air?

Barristan: I suppose that they might have some contraption to stop it . . . but I do not know what it could be.

Ned: With the height that tall, frostbite should be the least of his concerns.

Pilot: One minute to dropoff. Move to the rear. Activate bailout bottle.

Major: This is one for the history books; the world's first HALO jump.

Ned: The First? This barely gives me confidence as it is, but to be the first to make that sort of jump is making me uneasy.

(He steps on his cigar as he moves into position)

Pilot: Ten seconds to dropoff. Standby... Status OK, all green. Prepare for
dropoff... Countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Major: Spread your wings and fly! God be with you!

(The Man Jumps)

Robert: Well, this could either go either poorly or not. I am leaning towards the former, what about you, Selmy?

Barristan: I'm confident that there must be some sort of contraption to save him, so I shall lean towards the latter, Your Grace.

Major: Listen up, Jack. Your mission is to infiltrate Tselinoyarsk in the Soviet mountains, ensure the safety of Sokolov, and bring him back to the West. If we don't get Sokolov back before that weapon is complete, we'll be facing a major crisis. The clock is ticking.

Barristan: So this man's name is Jack, and he'll have to rescue Sokolov?

Robert: Bringing up some memories of Duskendale, Barristan?

Barristan: I suppose so . . . but I would offer a wager that his task would be much more harder.

(Jack pulls a cord and the parachute opens up)

Ned: So that was how he would save himself?

Robert: Well, I would have to give it to him, it takes a lot of courage to jump from something that high, contraption or no contraption.

(Jack falls into the forest. His backpack snags on a branch as he falls to the ground. He releases his parachute just in time to avoid going over the edge of a cliff. Jack then begins to remove some of the equipment from his
flight suit and revealing his face and white hair.)

Robert: So that's what he looks like, eh? Looks like a dandy, truth be told.

Barristan: It would seem that landing is risky, and with his pack gone then he'll have to either retrieve it or carry on.

Ned: In survival training? Well, I can see how it would be useful for one to eat snakes to acclimate oneself on living off the land.

Robert: Naming somebody after an animal? If that were the case then Ned would be called by his moniker then, 'The Quiet Wolf'. Now what would mine be?

Ned: They would call you the 'Fat Stag', Your Grace.

(Both Robert and Ned Laugh, Barristan just sighs.)

Robert: A false name, I take it?

Ned: It seems so.

Tom: Oh, and Snake...

Snake: Yeah?

Tom: The crew isn't watching anymore. You can take off the disguise now.

Robert: Disguise? What disguise was he wearing?

Ned: It is possible that his hair was his disguise.

Snake: Good idea. This isn't right. Time for the snake to shed his skin.

(Snake removes a face mask and reveals his real face. He then calls Major Tom)

Robert: Well. Atleast he doesn't look like a dandy anymore, or a look like a Targaryen . . .

Ned: (sighs)

Barristan: If anyone can disguise themselves as such, then it'd be quite the tool for an assassin.

Barristan: A knife, a gun, and medical supplies? That's more than what I had when Darklyn rebelled.

Ned: Not exactly Naked if you still have that much.

Robert: What in the nine hells is an Action Button?

Ned: I don't know . . . (A long pause occured, before everyone just ignored about it). Those Radios are quite convenient. If we had them then I am sure that messages would be delivered much more faster.

Barristan: Still, this mission would be certainly harder than when I rescued Aerys. The environment will be much more harsher.

Chapter 2: Metal Gear Solid III - Part 2

Chapter Text

(after Snake gets his backpack, Tom calls him)

Tom: I see you've retrieved your backpack, Snake. To equip a weapon, it is necessary to take it out of your backpack. In the Survival Viewer, choose "WEAPON" from the "BACKPACK." Your available weapons will be displayed in a window in the upper-left. From that list, choose the weapon you want to equip and press the Enter button. For other equipped items, just do the same thing from "ITEM."

Snake: Got it! Use the Survival Viewer, "BACKPACK."

Robert: What in the bloody hell's are they still on about?

Ned: No idea.

Barristan: So, I take it that this 'Hush Puppy's' effects is like dosing a man with the milk of the poppy?

Luwin: Indeed, Ser Knight, though this Hush Puppy instead doses a man with a mixture of Golden Crescent and 'Digitalis Purpurea', if i'm saying that correctly.

Barristan: I don't see why it is necessary, killing a man is often more easier than incapicating him, as a man asleep can be awoken by his comrades, but a dead man cannot.

Snake: I have to find my own weapons and equipment? Whose crazy idea was this anyway?

Tom: Solo covert actions are standard FOX operating procedure. You can't leave any traces of your presence. No weapons, equipment, footprints, sweat, or bodily fluids - the same goes for bullets and cartridges, too. Your presence in enemy territory is already a violation of international conventions of warfare. There aren't supposed to be any American soldiers in Russia. It could spark an international incident. You can't let the enemy see you. You can't let the enemy know you're there. This is a stealth mission. You're a ghost, Snake, in every sense of the word. There'll be no rescue if you're captured. The military and the US government will deny any involvement in the affair.

Robert: I suppose that covers your question, Barristan.

Barristan: I suppose so . . . a dead man would certainly raise more questions than a man asleep.

Ned: I don't suppose that not even you, Ser Barristan, can even attempt such a mission and not be seen, even at your youth.

Barristan: Aye, even back in Duskendale, I was seen by Ser Symon Hollard and the guards.

Ned: . . .

Barristan: It is not quite honourable, but for such a daunting task as his, even faking one's death can save your life.

Robert: How Ironic.

Robert: Ahh, such a daunting task certainly gives me quite the excitement just by thinking of it. Think about it, Ned. Just yourself to depend on. Your success is truely yours, not aided by your bannermen.

Ned: But if you fail, then the failure truely is laid upon only you. Nobody else to lay the blame on.

Robert: Aye, 'Para-Medic'?

Ned: It is certainly unusual for those of the fairer sex to act as the healer, though, She isn't truly a healer, just the teacher to help Snake in healing himself.

Para-Medic: As in a medic who comes in by parachute.

Robert: Parachute, like the one Snake got deployed with? That'd be the sight, wouldn't it? Your savior coming in like an Angel sent by the Gods.

Barristan: Aye, It would.

Snake: Aren't you going to tell me your real name?

Para-Medic: Are you going to tell me yours, Mr. Snake?

Snake: My name, huh... It's John Doe.

Robert: John Doe?

Luwin: It is said here, mi'lords that John Doe is typically a name given to the unidentified dead.

Robert: So either his parent's are unimaginative or that's not his true name.

Para-Medic: And they call you Jack for short? You're a regular Captain Nemo.

Snake: A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a
name. What's your name?

Robert: Quite the world, isn't it? Nobility and Royalty are unrecognized on the battlefield, only your martial abilities are of use.

Ned: It is quite the world.

Barristan: 'She'? The Boss must certainly have quite the storied tale behind her.

Snake: The Boss is?

Tom: She also helped me plan this mission. She and I were at SAS together.

Boss: Jack, is that you? How many years has it been?

Robert: So that's her voice . . . She sounds like an angel of death and war.

Barristan: Aye, as comforting as the seven's embrace, and with as much steel behinf her as Valyrian Steel.

Robert: That is . . . quite odd.

Ned: Either that, or he must have quite the memory.

Boss: You've lost weight.

Snake: You can tell just by the sound of my voice?

Boss: Of course I can. I know all about you.

Robert: Normally, that'd be odd, or enticing if a woman were to say that . . .

Ned: But with her, it's like a mother knowing everything about her child.

Robert: Aye.

Snake: Really. Well, I don't know anything about you.

Boss: What's that supposed to mean?

Snake: ...Why'd you disappear on me all of a sudden?

Boss: I was on a top-secret mission.

Robert: Secret, eh. I wonder what that mission was.

Snake: ...

Boss: You didn't need me anymore.

Snake: But there were still so many things I wanted you to teach me.

Boss: No. I taught you everything you needed to know about fighting techniques. I taught you all I could. The rest you needed to learn on your own.

Barristan: She's right, sparring in the courtyard is good for learning how to fight. But surviving is something one learns in combat, not before. Not even all the texts in the world, can prepare one for combat.

Snake: Techniques, sure. But what about how to think like a soldier?

Boss: How to think like a soldier? I can't teach you that. A soldier needs to be strong in spirit, body, and technique - and the only thing you can learn from someone else is technique. In fact, technique doesn't even matter. What's most important is spirit. Spirit and body are like two sides of a single coin. They're the same thing. I can't teach you how to think. You'll just have to figure it out for yourself. Listen to me, Jack. Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil.

Robert: Aye, technique and your abilities is nothing compared to your will. Rhaegar might've been better with a sword and he wounded me at first, but I was not gonna die in the Trident.

Barristan: . . . you are correct, for as skillful as Arthur Dayne was, surely his abilities pales in comparison to your will to live, Aren't I correct, Lord Stark?

Ned: . . . Aye, I certainly paled in comparison to Arthur Dayne, but I didn't want to die on Dornish Sand.

Robert: 'worst sins you can commit'? I must admit, during the Rebellion, that the friends I made before, made it harder for me to strike against them.

Ned: This 'Boss' is certainly wiser beyond her years, and that is not flattery. Evil and Good isn't always as certain as we would want it to be,

Snake: Is that why you abandoned me?

Boss: No. It had nothing to do with you. I already told you, Jack. I was on a top-secret mission. A soldier has to follow whatever orders he's given. It's not his place to question why. But you're looking for a reason to fight.
You're a natural born fighter, but you're not quite a soldier. A soldier is a political tool, nothing more. That's doubly true if he's a career soldier. Right and wrong have no place in his mission. He has no enemies and no friends. Only the mission. You follow the orders you're given. That's what being a soldier is all about.

Barristan: She is right, as a Kingsguard, no matter what the King does, I must follow my oaths and protect him to my last breath or at least I should've.

Robert: You wanted to die, then? Back at the trident?

Barristan: Some nights, Aye.

Snake: I do whatever I have to do to get the job done. I don't think about politics.

Boss: That's not the same thing. Sooner or later, your conscience is going to bother you. In the end, you have to choose whether you're going to live as a soldier, or just another man with a gun. There's a saying in the Orient; "Loyalty to the end." Do you know what it means?

Snake: Being... Patriotic?

Boss: It means devoting yourself to your country.

Barristan: Loyalty to the end? That can be the words of the Kingsguard. All of us were prepared to lay down our lives for the king, no matter who was against us.

Ned: 'were'?

Barristan: Loath as I am to say, The Kingsguard have certainly declined throughout the years.

Robert: Barristan is right; Ser Greenfield, Ser Lannister, and Ser Blount are a testament to the decline of the Kingsguard, No matter how vile Aerys the Second was, even I can't deny that his retinue of Kingsguard were amongst the finest in history.

Snake: I follow the President and the top brass. I'm ready to die for them if
necessary.

Boss: The President and the top brass won't be there forever. Once their terms
are up, others will take their place.

Barristan: Again, she speaks true, Jaehaerys the Second, though short as his reign was, he was certainly one of the better kings from the Targaryen's. But Aerys the Second destroyed everything that his father had built up. I hated the mockery that he made of the Iron Thrones, but despite my personal feelings, I am oath-bound to serve the King.

Snake: I follow the will of the leader, no matter who's in charge.

Boss: People aren't the ones who dictate the missions.

Snake: Then who does?

Boss: The times. People's values change over time. And so do the leaders of acountry. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times.

Ned: She is correct, yet again . . . Enemies won't always be your enemies. You, yourself are a testament to this, Robert. You befriended many foes through the Rebellion.

Robert: Ahh, my thanks, Lord Stark.

Ned: Cut it out; In the inverse of this, Friends can quite easily become enemies, The start of the rebellion certainly proved it.

Snake: ...

Boss: As long as we have "loyalty to the end," there's no point in believing in anything... even in those we love.

Robert: No point in believing in anything, huh.

Barristan: Aye, mi'lord. Even for a Kingsguard, there is no point to believe in anything else, save the oaths that we have made.

Robert: So he's too easily accepting of his new name, huh.

Ned: 'The name doesn't matter, all that matters is what you do', is that their philosophy?

Robert: Well, I am all for that, if so that some noble pansy won't always hide behind their family name.

Boss: Snake? Oh, right, your codename is Snake. It suits you well.

Tom: That's right. The legendary unit that The Boss put together during WorldWar II was a snake. The Cobra Unit... a group of heroes that brought the war to an end and saved the world. As long as you've got a legendary hero backing you up, you'll be fine. Isn't that right, Snake?

Robert: Safety isn't always guaranteed, even with a Hero by his side.

Snake: Yeah, I can't think of anyone else I'd rather have with me. Oh, and one more thing, Boss...

Boss: Yes?

Snake: It's good to hear your voice again.

Robert: Aye, such voice it's . . . like the both the Maiden and the Warrior speaking to you.

Robert: Seems that this jungle will be akin to sacred ground for him.

Ned: How so?

Robert: This forest, it will prove who he is as a soldier.

Chapter 3: Metal Gear Solid III - Part 3

Chapter Text

Snake: Major, I've reached the abandoned factory where Sokolov is supposedly being held. This place is a dump. I can't see Sokolov from here... The security here is pretty tight. There are sentries posted around the perimeter . . . I wonder how many are inside.

Ned: (Humming to himself) Even among the best among us, whether it be Ser Arthur Dayne or the greatest of the Faceless Men. Sneaking in, and killing those men would be a great undertaken, if done alone.

Barristan: It is perhaps easier for Snake seeing as his enemies don only garments but it is still much more perilous for him as the weaponry that these Soviet's use is more deadly than any castle-forged steel, and he can only fight them with nothing more than with a knife and with a weaponry that only puts them to sleep.

Ned: Aye.

Tom: Your objective - Sokolov - is inside the factory... they should be holding him in a room in the northeast sector.

Snake: The northeast section. Got it.

Tom: Be careful. Your mission is to bring Sokolov back alive. He must not be exposed to any kind of danger. Do not approach Sokolov while in the alert phase.

Robert: Well. That's a given, rescuing a hostage in the midst of enemy territory, and getting caught, would might as well kill the hostage that you're rescuing. (Drinks a tankard of beer)

Barristan: Indeed.

Barristan: (Hums) It seems that Tom had some small bit of regret because he was unable to save Sokolov from being traded by the Soviets.

Barristan: Late huh.

Robert: Kennedy?

Luwin: It is stated here, My Lords, that this Kennedy was assassinated whilst in his, ehrm, carriage by a Sniper. A sniper is a fellow who deals in discrete marksmanship.

Robert: And the Soviet's were the one's that killed him? With the strong explosions that each country possess, it is a worrying sight that not even the murder of their leaders would be enough of an incentive for them to wage war against each other.

Luwin: Well, My Lords. It is explained further that most aren't quite sure and even the Soviets had revealed their own secrets to show that even they were not the one's that had plotted against Kennedy. You see, my lords, the murderer of Kennedy was a man by the name of Lee Harvey Oswald who was himself murdered before he could face justice.

Robert: Serves the man right.

Luwin: Yes. But in doing so, none were able to ascertain the fullest extent to Oswald's plot as well as what further secrets he may hold. Some believe that it was the Soviet's who had plotted it, because Oswald had defected to the Soviets before returning to America. Others believe that it was America's own government who had conspired against their own leader for political and for monetary reasons such as to uphold the Military Industrial Complex.

Barristan: It bothers me. Even in the face of an assassination, money-minded fools would rather conspire against one another rather than defend their own leader.

(Barristan clutched his fists)

Ned: Are you bothered still, Ser Barristan, over what had Lord Tywin did?

Barristan: Yes. Though I do not blame our King. I still hold some measure of resentment towards Tywin over his attack on the Red Keep.

Ned: If that's the truth, then why not murder him right now?

Robert: I suppose that they are hoping for the chance to escort Sokolov to safety themselves?

(Drinks another tankard of beer)

Robert: Sokolov seems to useful enough for both sides, but if they have no other choice then they would kill him. But right now, it seems that they still believe that they could escort him.

Ned: Yes, I suppose that would be the case.

Snake: Leave it to me.

Sokolov: By the way, your Russian is superb. Where did you learn to speak it?

Snake: From my mentor.

Sokolov: Is that so? America is truly a frightening country.

Robert: Russian? Is that the language they're speaking?

Luwin: My Lords, for the ease of understanding. This recording is translating their language from that of Russian, the one that they are speaking, into the Common Tongue.

Ned: If that's the case. Then Russian would not be Snake's first language, wouldn't it? If so, and he's still able to speak Russian fluently then that would be an impressive feat indeed.

Ned: I suppose it makes sense. She is communicating from the bottom of the sea. The Gods only knows how much of an undertaking it would be for us to craft a means to communicate from afar without a Raven.

(Snake and Sokolov begin to sneak out of the building. However, they are being watched by several enemy soldiers)

Robert: Well. Snake didn't kill those men. A mistake to be sure.

Barristan: What in the seven hell's is Sokolov doing? He's flailing and swinging his arms around as if he knows how to defend himself.

Ned: Aye. I'm not a master of unarmed combat but even I can see that he's doing nothing more but flail his arms around in some foolish means of defense.

Barristan: It would be better if he would leave the fighting to Snake. He's just embarrassing himself.

Soldier: Freeze!

(The two are surrounded. Then, a young Major Ocelot walks up, twirling a Makarov pistol in his hand)

Ocelot: So this is the legendary Boss? We meet at last.

Barristan: Boss? As in The Boss? I thought she was in the sea, what reason would this man have for believing him to be the Boss? They're not even the same gender!

Ned: Perhaps The Boss' gender was kept hidden? That would be the only reason why he might believe him to be the Boss.

Soldier: You... You're from the Ocelot unit of Spetsnaz! What's a GRU soldier doing here?

Ocelot: Soldier?

Soldier: He's the Ocelot commander!

Ocelot: That's Major Ocelot to you. And don't you forget it.

Robert: Ocelot huh. Strange name.

Ned: Any stranger than a house called Webber or Swann?

Robert: True. (Drinks a tankard again) Still, it is an odd name, to be sure. With all that swagger he expresses, I can tell that he'll fail.

Barristan: Aye. Most men with that amount of confidence will hardly win in combat, Jaime excluded, and even he might fail if he lets his confidence guide him too much.

Robert: Only now does he realize that?

(Ocelot makes a meow and several soldiers clad in black arrive and surround Snake. They are part of the Ocelot unit)

Ned: What in the name of the old gods and the new? Is he meowing like a cat?

Robert: (Cackling to himself) Was that meowing really necessary?

Barristan: By every laws of both King and Divine, it was not.

Sokolov: GRU operatives...

Ocelot: What is that stance? That gun?

(Ocelot starts laughing and the others join in)

Barristan: The fool. Not taking your opponent seriously is the greatest sin for any warrior to make.

Ned: Yes. Look at Snake. His stance is for a reason, the knife is close to his chest so as to quickly subdue Ocelot through his martial prowess if needed. The gun as well if he needs to shoot Ocelot.

Robert: Even with the men, I don't see a chance that Ocelot can win. His confidence will kill him, if not, then his inexperience.

Ocelot: If you're not The Boss, then die!

(Ocelot tries to shoot Snake but his gun jams. Snake grabs Ocelot and throws him to the ground and disarms him. Sokolov screams and runs off)

Robert: Ha! For all that fancy talk, his weaponry had failed on him.

GRU Soldier: Major!

Ocelot: Leave him! Shoot the other one!

(Snake evades a guard who tries to swing at him and uses him as a body shield then shoots the arm of another guard.)

Barristan: Impressive. With the tranquilizer, he needs only to shoot any part of an enemy for them to fall asleep. He can then focus his attention to the rest of the remaining threat.

(He then uses that same guard to shove into another guard before redirecting a gun of an enemy to the side to point his knife at his enemies throat to cause him to shoot into the sky. He then discards the guard and uses another guard as a body shield, he then has a small stand-off with another guard with the body shield acting as a barrier between them. Snake then pushes his body shield away to slam the last remaining threat to the ground. He then points his gun towards the enemy he tranquilized who then fell asleep. Ocelot recovers his gun and tries to attack but Snake throws him to the ground again, causing Ocelot to lose his gun. The gun hits the ground and the jammed round is ejected)

Ocelot: Impossible...

Robert: Bloody hell . . .

Ned: I must say that I doubt any amongst us could have fared the same. Even the Dragonknight would not have found success in a situation like this.

Barristan: Agreed. That speed, that ferocity. No, the lack of ferocity. It was like he was gentle with his opponents, there was no punches nor kicks. Merely pushes and jabs to incapacitate his opponents. If he was found in Westeros then I would not have any doubt in my mind to have his blade amongst the Kingsguard.

Robert: (Drinks a tankard) Every lordling and knight is trained once they've grown to the suitable age in a passable skill in unarmed combat, grapples and trips to be sure which are handy in a bar fight or when grappling against an armored opponent. But I would reckon that none in the history of Westeros could have matched his skills.

Robert: Ha! Educating your opponent right after knocking them on their ass is as great an insult as any!

Barristan: No. I don't believe it was an insult. I believe that this was something akin to helping a squire learn when sparring. No insult to it, merely camaraderie and respect.

Ned: I suppose that it was in part an impulse for him to instruct Ocelot. That Snake left Ocelot alive meant that he wanted as little casualties as possible, an honorable trait, to be sure.

 

Chapter 4: Metal Gear Solid Peacewalker - The Sauna

Chapter Text

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker (The Sauna)

Cersei: (mutters to herself) Does my oaf of a husband think that he can watch those recordings and not I!

Septa Morgane: Your grace?

Cersei: Septa Morgane! You have the same recording's as the one's that Maester Luwin have, yes?

Septa Morgane: That is correct, your grace.

Cersei: Very well! Have those same recordings be 'played', now!

Catelyn: Your grace, It would not be wis-

Cersei: Silence!

Septane Morgane: Your grace, the very recordings detailing the genealogy of 'Snake' that Maester Luwin has played to his grace, Robert Baratheon alongside his lord, Eddard Stark, and Sir Barristan Selmy shall now be play-

Cersei: Give me that! (She grabs it and plays on one of the recordings)

(Miller hums while lathering himself).

Snake: Shouldn't you take your sunglasses off?

Miller: Ah. So that's why it was so dark in here.

Snake: Aaah.

Cersei: What in the nine hells is happening? Why can't I play another recording?

Septa Morgane: I believe that the recording is 'locked' in, Your Grace.

Catelyn: It would appear that this 'Snake' is in some sort of a Hot Spring, Your Grace; only this one does not have water.

Cersei: Is that so? Well, I should install one of these Hot Springs in the Red Keep. They seem quite comfortable.

Cersei: So it's called a Sauna. Yes, I shall install these Sauna's in the Red Keep.

(Septa Morgane and Catelyn stay quiet)

Cersei: Quite spacious, isn't it? 20 people. Still for this 'Sauna' to make steam should be quite a similar experience to the Hot Springs in Wintefell. Do you agree, Lady Catelyn?

Catelyn: I would agree, Your Grace.

Cersei: Quite an obvious lie from this Miller, I would reckon that this Miller was the one to cause that incident.

Septa Morgane: I believe so, Your Grace. A bruise would hardly warrant a month of recovery.

Cersei: This is not . . .

Catelyn: (blushing) Your Grace, this recording is quite inappropriat-

Cersei: (also blushing) Q-quiet! If my husband knows something that I do not, then I must figure out what it is.

Septa Morgane: I-I believe that I must take my leave, Your Grace. I will need to tutor the children of his Lord, Eddard Stark. (she tries to leave but the door is locked.) What the-

Cersei: It would seem that we are locked. N-nevertheless, we must continue to watch . . . this.

Cersei: W-what is 'Snake' touching?

Catelyn: I simply cannot bear to watch this! Y-your grace!

Cersei: I-If you even so much as faint then you will be hanged!

Snake: Kaz. That.

Miller: Ah, oh...

Catelyn, Cersei, and Morgane: oh . . .

Cersei: A-at the very least, it would seem that Snake is discplining his men for debauchery. It would be a better world if every leader would do the same. Would you not agree, Lady Stark? What with the Bastard your husband has produced, this 'Jon Snow'.

Catelyn: I-I am afraid that I do not share such sentiments, Your Grace.

Cersei: This Snake is at least a h-harsh and strict man. Not even his commander's are safe from the rules.

Catelyn: Your Grace, it seems that this is not a leader disciplining his men, but them 'rolling in the hay' together

Cersei: Silence!

Cersei: Chivalry? Even your honorable husband, Eddard Stark fooled around and birthed a bastard.

Catelyn: (muttering) Yours as well.

Cersei: What was that!

Catelyn: It was nothing, Your Grace

Catelyn: . . . oh my!

Cersei: Is this what my husband was watching with Lord Stark!

Septa Morgane: Your Grace . . . this was the wrong recording.

Cersei: . . . Silence!

Catelyn: I do not even want to know!

Cersei: At least Miller g-got punished.

Septa Morgane: Y-your grace, the door is now open

Cersei: Then our businesses has been concluded and we must never speak of this again! (quickly rushing off)

Catelyn: Agreed!

Chapter 5: Metal Gear Solid I - Psycho Mantis

Summary:

Due to some issues with porting this from Spacebattles. The fonts may not exactly be what I wanted it to be. Just imagine that when Barristan says to change fonts that they each changed fonts to Helvetica and Times New Roman.

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Meryl: My head! ...Ooh. It hurts!

Snake: What's wrong?

Meryl: Don't come here, Snake!

Robert: What in the nine hell's happened to her?

Ned: I have not the foggiest idea.

Barristan: Can it be possible that a previous head trauma could have cause it?

Robert: I do not trust her at all. The voice is too eerie.

Barristan: From what we have heard, Psycho Mantis was a powerful psychic. It is probable that he has bewitched Meryl.

Robert: For one to possess another in such a way, it sends shivers down my neck.

Robert: Now I appreciate when a woman is toward. But this . . . is . . . too . . . I do not even have the words.

Ned: This feat of magic should not be in the hands for any man.

Barristan: So Psycho Mantis has appeared.

Robert: It is obvious that this Mantis is nothing more than a charlatan! Is that not right, Maester Luwin!

Maester Luwin: Quite right, Your Grace. Most who claim to be practitioners of sorcery are merely Mummers and the like who only deceive their audience.

Ned: Still, Snake should not underestimate this Mantis.

Robert: Read Snake's past? Hah! What a loon! He has probably read about the history of Solid Snake!

Barristan: Still, if he isn't . . . lying then-

Mantis: Still don't believe me? Now I'll read more deeply into your soul. King Robert Baratheon!

Robert: What in the-

Maester Luwin: This cannot be!

Ned: How in the!

(Barristan remains silent as he drew his sword.)

Mantis: The most defining moment in your life, the reason you resorted to whoring and to drinking, was when you watched your parents' ship, The Windproud, sink in Shipbreaker bay. You tried to row a boat over to save them but you were stopped by your brother, Stannis and by the guards, that caused quiet a strain in your relationship with Stannis, did it not?

Robert: Damn you! Maester Luwin! Shut this down!

Maester Luwin: I am trying, Your Grace.

Mantis: A rather embarassing moment for you was when you bedded Cersei Lannister, on your wedding. You kept on weeping the name of 'Lyanna Stark'! It is quite funny, is it not!

Robert: Damn this bastard!

Ned: I . . .

Barristan: Your Grace, behind me! The door is locked!

Mantis: Now, for the Quiet Wolf, Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell. The moment that would forever haunt your dreams was when Robert was presented with the bodies of Elia Martell, Rhaenys, and little Aegon.

Ned: Damn it.

Mantis: Who next? Barristan or Luwin? Bahhh! Luwin is a bore! I'll try Ser Barristan the Bold!

Barristan: You will not enter my mind!

Mantis: Oh . . . but I already have. Did you all know that Ser Barristan wished to court the once-fair Lady Ashara Dayne? The old man angling for a marriage to a youthful woman? How embarassing! He even planned to crown her 'The Queen of Love and Beauty'! He was quite jealous of Dear Ned for his favor towards Ashara!

Barristan: I have many regrets in my life, but my love for her is not of them!

Mantis: What's more, you even wanted to defect to serve Viserys Targaryen . . . but he was too mad, was it not? Just like his father and the ones before him!

Barristan: Damn you! Do not dare to . . . Damn you!

Mantis: What do you think now! Can you feel my power now!

Barristan: I've figured it out. King Baratheon! Lord Stark! Maester Luwin! Change your fonts and font color to stop him!

Ned: Thank you, Ser Barristan!
Robert: Where the hell is my hammer so I can cave his skull!

Mantis: Damn it! You are quite sly, I shall give you that, Ser Barristan! But this demonstration is over!

Barristan: My lords, we should not let our defenses down for now.
Ned: Aye.
Robert: How the hell can he do that Luwin!
Luwin: I- I have no idea, my lords.

(Snake was able to defend him self against Mantis as well by switching over Controller Ports and fires his SOCOM pistol into Mantis' gut.)

Robert: Damned bastard deversed that.

Mantis: So... you used another font and snake used the other... I... I wasn't able to read the future...

Snake: A strong man doesn't need to read the future. He makes his own.

Robert: Aye. I don't need the gods or some sovereign to deign what my fate should be, I'll craft my own tale and make my own legend.

Mantis: Perhaps so... But I will also read your future...

(Meryl gets up from the floor.)

Mantis: To get to Metal Gear's underground maintenance base... you have to go through that hidden door. There's a hidden door behind the bookcase. The overland route... it's blocked by frozen glaciers. Go past the communications towers. Then use the tower's walkway.

Barristan: Why is he helping Snake?
Ned: Maybe he wants to die by helping someone.

Robert: Tt. Such a disgusting face.

Mantis: And each mind that I peered into was stuffed with the same single object of obsession. That selfish and atavistic dsire to pass on one's seed... it was enough to make me sick. Every living thing on this planet exists to mindlessly pass on their DNA. We're designed that way. And that's why there is war. But you... you are different... You're the same as us. We have no past, no future. We live in the moment. That's out only purpose. Humans weren't designed to bring eachother happiness. From the moment we're thrown into this world, we're fated to bring each other nothing but pain and misery. The first person who's mind I dove into was my father's. I saw nothing but disgust and hatred for me in his heart. My mother died in childbirth... and he despised me for it... I thought my father was going to kill me.

Robert: So . . . his father hated him? Just like Tyrion then, I'm not wholly ignorant of what the Lannisters are doing, and I know that Tywin hates Tyrion for 'killing' his mother.
Barristan: Aye. This Mantis seems to be quite the nihilistic man.
Robert: I might've disagreed once but Mantis is right, we don't bring each other nothing but misery. Cersei brought me nothing but hell and I gave her nothing but misery in return.
Ned: . . .

(Now we see Mantis's spirit or soul floating above him.)

Mantis: That's when my future dissapeared. I lost my past as well. When I came to, the village was engulfed in flames...

Snake: Are you saying you burned your village down to bury your past?

Barristan: How revolting.
Robert: Aye.

Mantis: I see that you have suffered the same trauma.

(Mantis laughs feebly.)

Mantis: We are truly the same, you and I... The world is a more interesting place with people like you in it... I never agreed with the Boss's revolution. His dreams of world conquest do not interest me. I just wanted an excuse to kill as many people as I could.

Barristan: This man! Has he no sense of-
Robert: No. He doesn't. His life was nothing but misery so he'll bring as much misery as he can.
Ned: That's wrong. When we die, we shouldn't die and leave nothing but suffering for the future generation. It's our imperative that our sins doesn't get handed down unto the next generation.
Robert: . . .

(Meryl is taken aback by this.)

Meryl: You monster!

Snake: Let him talk. He doesn't have much time left.

Mantis: I've seen true evil. You Snake. You're just like the Boss... No, you're worse. Compared to you, I'm not so bad.

Robert: How the hell is Snake worse than him?

(Mantis nods to Meryl.)

Mantis: I read her mind as well.

Snake: Meryl's?

Mantis: I saw you there... you have a large place in heart.

Robert: So Meryl has little crush on Snake, eh?
Ned: Not necesarrily. It could be that Meryl idolises Snake and believes him to be a hero.

Robert: Somehow, I want the same myself. I don't want to be surrounded by others when I die, my life has already been spent being socialising and such. I want to die by my lonesome.

Barristan: It should be fine to use our regular fonts, now mi'lords.

Ned: For a life of bleakness, he helped Snake in preserving the world.

Robert: I . . . maybe there's some hope for us if even Mantis can do that.

Snake: Let's go, Meryl.

Meryl: I'm sorry...

Snake: Meryl?

Meryl: How could I let Mantis control my mind like that...

Robert: Happens to the best of us. Isn't that right, Maester Luwin?

Luwin: (quickly) Aye, Mi'lord.

Snake: If you're going to doubt yourself, I'll leave you here.

Meryl: You're right.

Snake: Never doubt yourself. Just let it make you stronger. Learn something from it.

Meryl: You're right. I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

Ned: Aye. Doubt will kill you.

Ned: I must disagree. Our names can help us in inspiring our men, akin to a light within the darkness. But in the world that they live in, maybe that light is overshadowed by the dark.

Meryl: How old are you?

Snake: Old enough to know what death looks like.

Robert: Aye. For men like us, we learned to live and die in war.

Robert: He sounds a little like when I first met you, Ned!

Ned: Shut it, I'm embarassed by what I was back then.

Robert: Haha!

Barristan: (chuckles)

Ned: Not you too, Barristan.

Meryl: You're a sad, lonely man.

Snake: C'mon... let's go.

Robert: I . . . can oddly relate to Snake.

Barristan: . . .

Ned: We should play the other recordings by the next day. We need to recollect our thoughts.

Robert: Aye.

Chapter 6: Metal Gear Solid I - Bits and Pieces

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[Post-Torture Scene]

Campbell: Snake, are you okay?

Snake: I've been better.

Barristan: After his torture, I'd expect him to be much more worse.

Ned: Aye, Ocelot was much more heinous than I first thought. Perhaps the years have changed him. Still, there is certainly no excuse to mistreat a prisoner as such.

Naomi: How's Meryl?

Snake: . . .

Barristan: I very much hope that Ocelot will remain true to his word and spare the lass after what Snake had to endure for her.

Ned: Aye. I very much hope so, aswell. She reminds me too much of . . . Catelyn. If Catelyn was much more like Lyanna then I would suppose that Meryl would be the result.

Campbell: Snake, the government has decided not to give in to their demands. We're trying to buy some more time.

Snake: C'mon, Colonel. Why don't you stop playing dumb? I'm sorry about Meryl but I want the lies to end now.

Robert: Gods! They've already sent him on that mission against his will, he isn't even bound by his oaths, the least that they can do is to stop scheming and tell him the truth!

Barristan: The president doesn't know? This project is tantamount to treason!

Robert: Aye. But I shouldn't be one to judge, after all . . .

Robert: Aye. Why should he? He isn't a knight, or a soldier anymore. He's no longer tied by any oaths or duties.

Ned: I . . . agree. It isn't just to hold a man against his will after his duties are finished. Lord Lannister might agree with this, but I do not.

Robert: DARPA Chief? He looks a little like Sigint if Sigint was older.

Ned: Aye. The looks could just be a coincidence. But . . .

Robert: Me neither.

Barristan: It is possible that the DARPA Chief we saw earlier was Decoy Octopus. It explains why the body has rotten, as he's already died some time before.

Robert: You've a keen mind, on you, Ser Barristan!

Robert: So Snake has to escape from his cell, destroy Metal Gear, and stop Liquid. That's a tough ask.

Robert: Me either. Stannis and Renly are . . . I feel complicated about them. By the hells! I consider Ned to be more my brother than my own blood!

Ned: . . .

Snake: I don't have any family. No wait, there was a man who said he was my father . . .

Naomi: Where is he?

Snake: Dead. By my own hand.

Campbell: Big Boss.

Robert: So Snake is a kin slayer, then.

Ned: Aye. Even if to save the world, he has still committed one of the greatest sins that can be committed.

Robert: Big Boss, or Naked Snake, really wanted to die?

Ned: His grief over the betrayal by his betters consumed him entirely. All that was left of him was . . . anger.

Barristan: I didn't think there'd be a time that I'd condone kin slaying, but with what has been shown to us . . .

Naomi: That's patricide.

Snake: Yup. That's the trauma that Mantis was talking about. The one we share in common.

Robert: Aye. Kin slaying will be sure to rattle you.

Naomi: Is that why you left FOX-HOUND?

Snake: Let's just say that I needed to be alone for a while and Alaska was the perfect place...

Robert: So Alaska was like the North, eh? Then Snake became a Dog Musher. Not exactly the most expected retreats . . .

Ned: The snow and the cold makes for a great companion for when you want to be lonely . . .

Robert: Especially for me! Gods, I barely trust a soul within the Red Keep! With you by my side, Ned. We'll sort things out.

Robert: Aye. I don't hold any true animosity over those who sided against me back at the rebellion. It wasn't personal, and we had to do what we had to do.

Ned: Same for me, as well.

Naomi: And you still call yourselves friends?

Snake: Hard to believe? War is no reason to end a friendship.

Robert: Ha! True enough! After the rebellion, the men who wanted to unman me were the same ones that were merry with me when we drank!

Ned: Aye.

Robert: Indeed! It's like hunting, you don't hate the animal, and it doesn't hate you either, but you have to survive, and to do that, you'll have to kill the animal!

Naomi: Men and their games! You're like wild animals!

Robert: Ha! She sounds a little like Cersei!

Snake: You're right. We are animals.

Ned: True. With the wars that we've waged, are we really any better than the animals?

Naomi: So if you were friends, then how do you explain the Ninja's behavior?

Snake: I don't know.

Robert: I do. The Ninja wanted to die, but not just from anyone. He wanted to die at the hands of a warrior that he deemed worthy enough to kill him.

Robert: I am lost. Maester Luwin, can you kindly explain!

Luwin: Of course, Your Grace. In the records that was given to us, DNA is the material that carries all the information about how a man will look and function. For instance, DNA in humans determines such things as what color the eyes are and how the lungs work. Each piece of information is carried on a different section (called Genes) of the DNA.

Robert: I see. So they determine things like your hair?

Luwin: Indeed, Your Grace. They are passed from Parent to Child.

Robert: Huh.

Snake: So what about my fate? You know my DNA sequence, don't you?

Naomi: Your fate? I...I'm sorry. I have no idea.

Snake: Of course not. You're a scientist, not a fortune-teller.

Robert: You'd agree, wouldn't you, Maester?

Luwin: Indeed, Your Grace. Maesters focus on logic and of the physical world, not on the unwieldy thing that is magic.


[Can Love Bloom on the Battlefield?]

 

Otacon: Don't shoot! It's me! Don't shoot! It's me, Snake!!

Snake: Otacon? How'd you get here?

Otacon: It wasn't as dramatic as your entrance, believe me. I'm afraid of heights.

Robert: I've gotta try what Snake did with that rope at the Red Keep.

Barristan: Your grac-

Robert: Ha! I was just joking!

Snake: You were watching?

Otacon: Yeah, I was watching.

Otacon: Yeah, that's right. You're incredible . . . like a hero or something.

Snake: No . . . you're wrong. In the movies, the hero always saves the girl...

Robert: Aye. The hero always saves the girl in the tales. But I couldn't save her . . . I must be no hero, then.

Otacon: You mean Meryl? Sorry . . . forget I said anything . . . Snake, there's something I've really got to ask you. It's why I followed you up this far . . . Have you ever . . . loved someone?

Snake: That's what you came to ask?

Otacon: No I mean . . . I-I was wondering if even soldiers fall in love...

Robert: Is this Emmerich some sort of sword-swallower? Is he confessing to Snake?

Ned: I think not. I'd wager that he's asking about Sniper Wolf.

Snake: What are you trying to say?

Otacon: I wanna ask you . . . Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

Barristan: Love?

Ned: War isn't no place for love, it only takes it away.

Robert: Aye.

Snake: Yeah, I do. I think at any time, any place . . . people can fall in love with each other. But if you love someone, you have to be able to protect them.

Robert: That wasn't the answer that I was expecting, but . . . now that he said it . . .

Ned: I suppose that people can always fall in love with each other, no matter the circumstances.

Robert: Aye. But we couldn't protect her.

Ned: Aye.

Snake: You really look like hell. Are you okay?

Otacon: Don't worry. If I do this, it doesn't matter. I just pretend like I'm not here. Then I'm not scared.

Robert: The man wasn't built for fighting, that I can tell. I can almost feel his anxiety.

Ned: Yet still, despite his fears, he didn't cower away. The only time that a man can be brave is when he's afraid.


[Memory. Codec Call with Mei Ling.]

Mei Ling: Don't forget to save your memories of me too.

Snake: You can't save memories even on that system of yours. Memories are fragile things. After your reduce them to binary numbers and send them through the air, they're not memories anymore.

Robert: Aye . . . memories really are fragile, aren't they.

Ned: They are.

Mei Ling: I wouldn't be so sure of that. There's nothing that my systems can't do.

Snake: Memories aren't just sounds and pictures. They exist somewhere between the sounds, between the pictures.

Robert: (Remembering memories of Lyanna) He speaks true.

Ned: (Remembering memories of the Mother of Jon Snow) Aye . . .

Barristan: (Remembering memories of the Old Kingsguard, and Ashara Dayne) . . .

Mei Ling: I don't get it. Anything can be done digitally.

Barristan: This Mei Ling seems to be quite so arrogant with her creations.

Snake: If that's true, why don't you go ahead and try to save what I'm thinking right now.

Mei Ling: I can't save that type of thing.

Robert: Snake has got her right there.

Barristan: Indeed.

Snake: That's right. And that's what memories are . . . wordless.

Ned: They really are . . . aren't they? My memories of Father, Brandon, and Lyanna, I can't describe it in writing, but the way I feel is ever so vivid.

Robert: So Snake is still very much sly with his words. I can respect that.

Ned: Disregarding his attempts at . . . courting. Snake speaks true, emotions must first be understood by being vulnerable with someone that you love.

Robert: Aye. Emotions are fickle yet so complicated, aren't they, Ned?

Chapter 7: Diogenes

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Miller: Hey kids, ready for a hot load of knowledge dripping down your neck and chest? Today we're gonna talk about the greatest mind to ever live. (Shows a picture of Einstein) Nope. (Shows a picture of Kanye West) Not him. (Shows a picture of a stock image person) No, keep trying.

Robert: Greatest mind to ever live, huh. I think this would be better reserved for the Maesters but eh.

Tyrion: May I ask, Maester Luwin, who are these figures shown?

Luwin: Gladly, mi'lord, The first figure is of Albert Einstein is considered as one of the most influential physicist of the 20th Century in Earth. The second figure is of- uhh, Excuse me, mi'lords, but it appears that the records has redacted all of the files from this person citing 'Age-Restricted Content', and the records as well doesn't tell of the third figure.

Arya: Ohhh. How disappointing.

Sansa: Arya. Behave.

Robert: Well, that was whole bunch of bollocks.

Miller: Who I'm really referring to the ancient Greek philosopher known as Diogenes of Sinope.

Robert: Oh. Seems boring, I might just piss myself to sleep if the rest becomes this boring.

Ned: Robert. Even if he seems boring, it doesn't mean that his teachings have little value. I am sure that this man can give great lessons to us, particularly to the younger people in here with us such as Joffrey, Myrcella, Sansa and hopefully even Arya.

Arya: Oi!

Tywin: Hmm. This Diogenes seems similar enough from the rest of the great minds in our own history. Still, it wouldn't hurt to learn from such a person with a supposedly singular character.

Miller: Diogenes followed the school of thought known as Cynicism. Far from the yelling at CNN, sitting down during the pledge kind of cynicism we know today. Cynic philosophy centers around the rejection of conventional desires in favour of a simple moderate lifestyle.

Ned: Hmm. I suppose that there are some values in it. After all, Moderation can be helpful in refining one's character. (Glances at Robert)

Tyrion: Oh, but what is life without a little fun, Lord Stark?

Miller: But while many philosophers made their virtue out of self discipline. Diogenes took that all to a whole new level.

Tyrion: So far, this Diogenes appears to be quite the virtuous individual. Shame that we can't aspire to be like him, right, Father?

Tywin: (quietly seething)

Miller: He was the most down to earth guy out there, literally. He lived on the ground, in a big tub in the marketplace where he begged for a living.

Robert: Ha! It seems thinking doesn't pay that well!

Luwin: It says in the records mi'lords that Diogenes' condition was brought about when he defaced the currency of his government which rendered upon him an exile, a loss in citizenship, and the loss of his material possessions.

Tywin: That's a grave crime, indeed. I would've had hung the man if he dared to try that within my jurisdiction. How did he ever rose to such prominence whilst living in squalor?

Miller: For a while, his only possession was a wooden bowl until one day he saw a child drinking out of his hands and he was like pssshh what do I need this shit for?

Myrcella: How disgusting!

Sansa: Agreed.

Robert: Well, that's a man that lives up to his reputation! 'Simple, Moderate Lifestyle' Indeed!

Arya: Is this man really a figure that I should look up to, dearest father?

Ned: Why do I even bother?

Miller: Now, though his way of life and perspective was unique enough. It was the way he showed it that really put him apart from the rest. When someone today wants to go against society, they dye their hair blue and write a blog post about why there aren't enough obese women of colour in Super Smash Bros.

Tyrion: What?

Ned: It could just be the dialect within Earth. But I haven't the foggiest idea what they're talking about.

Miller: On the other hand, when Diogenes has something to say, he just jerks off in public, takes a dump in the amphitheater, pisses on passer-byes, whatever.

Ned & Tywin: What!

Arya: Haha!

Robert: Haha! I ought to crap in the throne room and piss on my subjects! Maybe that'd be qualify myself for a 'simple and moderate' man!

Ned: Robert.

Robert: I jest. I jest. Still, quite the odd fellow!

Tywin: This fool! I am surprised that not a soul has killed him yet!

Tyrion: You should relax yourself, father. You're getting quite red, almost as red as our family sigil from the looks of it.

Tywin: How could I not? This fool is a madman elevated to the same heights as actual intelluctuals. It would like if Aerys the Second were seen in the same light as Jaehaerys the Conciliator.

Miller: The way he saw it, he was just performing much needed bodily functions whilst protesting the superficiality of the civilisation around him. Now keep in mind, although he was a unwashed, publicly dedicating homeless man, that's not all he was.

Tywin: What was this mad man then?

Miller: He was easily on par with his other philosophical contemporaries and his lack of inhibition meant that everyone knew it. For example, here's an often pondered question of the day. How do you define a human in the simplest of terms possible?

Tyrion: If I were to answer, then I suppose that Humans are the most nastiest monster.

Tywin: (rolls eyes)

Miller: Plato decided to tackle this question and he came up with featherless biped. And in the ancient Greek world, they Didn't have kangaroos, or gibbons or nothing so people were the only things that both walked around and didn't have feathers.

Ned: Seems to be a good enough answer.

Tywin: If from what I have heard of the fool, then he'd be sure to make a preposterous enough response.

Sansa & Myrcella: How disgusting!

Arya: Hahaha!

Tywin: Gods damn it.

Robert: Hahaha! Quite the intellectual! Come on, Ned. Surely that must've tickled at your sides!

Ned: I must . . . agree, it did make for a humorous sight.

Tyrion: Indeed. All jests aside, he was certainly full of his wits to make such a complete fool out of his contemporaries.

Miller: Here's another anecdote, Macedonian King Alexander was a big fan of Diogenes so be decided to pay him a visit. And he said:

Alexander: Hey man, huge fan. If there's any favour i can do for you, anything at all, just let me know and I'll make it happen.

Miller: Now to put this in perspective, this is Alexander we're talking about. The guy who had his cousin straight up assassinated so he could take the throne.

Ned: Kinslaying. A crime that not many that can compare to its severity.

Tyrion: Lord Stark, surely you must remember that Prince Rhaegar was killed by our King, and they were cousins.

Robert: Pfft. We can hardly be called family.

Miller: The guy who would later go on to conquer the majority of the civilized world. And you know what Diogenes says? He says:

Diogenes: Yeah, you Can do me a favor, move over, your in my light.

Alexander: Wow. I'm just, I'm not even mad, you really are just a legend.


Arya: Haha. If only I could be as bold as him!

Tyrion: Ha! Quite the legend, indeed.

Tywin: Alexander should've made an example of him and have him gelded and eatinh his own Phallus in front of the crowd. You can't ever tolerate such blatant lack of respect of your betters.

Robert: Oh. Lay of the man! You Lannisters are such pompous pricks, I swear.

Tywin: Tt.

Miller: Diogenes lived up to the ripe old age of 89. I don't know if that was a testament to his lifestyle of if he just got lucky. But either way, if there is a god, he definitely has a sense of humour.

Tywin: 89! How!? He was living that long!?

Tyrion: Haha! The Gods must've found him to be their own personal jester!

Ned: . . . I don't even have the words to express my exaperation.

Robert: To live that long but so carelessly. What I wouldn't give for that.

Miller: The exact source of Diogenes' death varies depending on which source you look at. Some say he died from an infected dog bite.

Tywin: Deserved and Expected.

Miller: Others say it was from eating raw octopus.

Tywin: Not the most typical of deaths. But if it was the true reason for his demise, then he deserved it

Miller: My favourite theory is that one day he just got tired of living. And he just held his breath till he died.

Tyrion: Ha! Wouldn't that be a sight! An Old Man just having had enough of living and promptly dying.

Robert: Aye. It would.

Miller: He left behind instructions on what to do with his body after he passed. Now when people think of special post-mortem instructions like these, they usually think: scatter my ashes at 6:53 AM of the western face of mount rainier. Using my grandfather's favourite ladle.

Ned: An oddly specific set of instructions.

Miller: None of that with Diogenes, he kept it simple. In the words of Danny devito, when I'm dead, just throw me in the trash. Specifically, he wanted his Body tossed into the wild so animals could fast on him thereby giving back to the earth what little he took from it.

Robert: Somehow, that oddly fits with him. No complex or long rituals to commemorate his death. Just a throw into the forest.

Miller: So kids, moral of the story, don't judge a book by its cover, the man who appears to be nothing more than a shit smeared babbling vagrant could actually be the wisest man you'll ever meet. Or it could just be a raving fucking lunatic, bring a knife just in case. Anyway, till next time, I'm Sam O Nella and thank you for watching.

Sansa: Such a disgusting and rude man.

Myrcella: Agreed.

Arya: I don't agree. He was quite funny.

Tywin: . . .

Tyrion: Father?

Tywin: That man was a joke sent by the gods.

Chapter 8: Frieren

Chapter Text

[The Statue]

Old Lady: Here it is.

Fern: It's a statue of Himmel the Hero.

Old Lady: It's in terrible shape, isn't it? There's only so much an old lady like me can do on my own. The people of the village don't care anymore. When our village was attacked by monsters, Master Himmel fought for us with all his might. Treating him like this is just too cruel.

Ned: It's a bit sad, but that's how time goes, the common folk and even the nobles will forgot the heroes that saved their forefathers. Its only a matter of time. We shouldn't focus on whether or not our actions will be remembered but rather on the consequences of our actions.

Tyrion: Wise words, Lord Stark.

Ned: Thank you, Lord Tyrion.

Frieren: No. He's getting what he deserves. It's Himmel's fault for his pride. He should've humbly declined when the villagers said they'd erect a statue.

Barristan: That's . . . not what I'd expect from a reaction to Himmel's dearest friend.

Ned: Hm. One will rarely flatter someone if they are their true friends. They'd often be the most brazen and frank to them, and speak sense when it is needed.

Robert: Oh? Didn't realize that this hero was quite so egotistical. Hmmph, He remembers me a little of that prick Rhaegar. Bastard with his armory full of jewelry didn't do shit against my hammer.

Tyrion: It is hardly a crime, Your Grace, to accept the gifts of the people you have saved. We are not septons so we shouldn't judge that which is no crime.

Robert: Aye. True. But it rubs me the wrong way.

(Cut to Himmel picking a pose)

Frieren: He spent 18 hours picking a pose. Driving the poor sculptor. In the end, he settled with a ridiculously standard pose.

Robert: Bah! Now he really reminds me of that prick.

Barristan: I suppose that we aren't all flawless, despite that, he still saved the town, that more than makes up for this less-than-stellar attitude.

[The Field of Flowers]

(Cut to Himmel and his party at a field of flowers, Heiter and Eisen are playing with the flowers)
Frieren: Gross . . .

Cersei: Men. Playing around in a field of flowers? The very thought-

Robert: Y'know what? I must've misjudged my brother, Renly, I think I can see the appeal of a field of flowers.

Ned: Aye. Heiter and Eisen playing around reminds me of the time we spent at the Eyrie. Fooling around without a slightest care in the world.

Tyrion: Ha! Don't suppose you'll invite me, Your Grace.

Robert: Of course, you are!

(Cut to Frieren and Himmel)
Frieren: Blue Moon Wood?

Himmel: It's a flower from my hometown. It's really beautiful. Well, not as beautiful as me, though.

Robert: Oh! That man is getting on my nerves, now.

Cersei: (thinking) I must agree with Himmel. His face is as pretty as Rhaegar. A shame about his apparel, a bit too cheap for my liking.

Frieren: We should get going.

Himmel: Frieren... One day, I want to show it to you.

Frieren: Yeah? Maybe someday.

Ned: Robert . . . if ever we were to go to a field of flowers. I don't suppose you'd be partial on inviting Catelyn along?

Robert: Huh. Didn't know you were quite the romantic on your Lady Wife, but I suppose she can.

[The Skirt Flip]

(Child flips Frieren's Skirt)

Himmel: What do you think you're doing, brat? I'll kill you!

Barristan: Despite the age of the perpetrator, it doesn't excuse what he's done especially against a Maiden. I approve of Himmel's reaction, despite it being a slight over-reaction.

Cersei: (silently) Damned hypocrite. He didn't raise a finger when the King raised a hand against me.

Himmel:You saw what I've been wanting to see all this time!

Barristan: I (sighs) stand corrected.

Cersei: (smirks)

Robert: Ha! Now that's a man after my own heart!

Tyrion: Mine as well!

Cersei: Did my dearest husband forget calling the hero a dandy, earlier?

Robert: Oi. Shut it.

(Himmel tries to chase the brat but his cape is grabbed by the priest)

Eisen: You'd better not kill him.

Ned: By the gods, I hope not.

Barristan: Aye. I'd wager if he were to kill a child that his legend would be stained by his crime.

Tyrion: Ser Barristan, I disagree, it is more likely that if such an event were to occur that it'd be covered up.

[The Ring]

Himmel: You worked really hard during this times' subjugation quest. Go ahead and pick whatever you want.

Frieren: Jewelry, huh? I'd rather go to a magic shop. This is fine.

Robert: Aye. Better to get something practical than something fancy. Rhaegar learned that quickly.

Luwin: My lords, in the records, it is explained that for their culture that rings are sign of commitment to your loved ones. It is often a practice that one becomes betrothed by kneeling in front of a maiden and requesting for their hand for bethrothal and marriage.

Robert: Huh.

Myrcella & Sansa: How romantic!

Sansa: (silently) the very thought of such an event flutters my heart!

Himmel: That was fast. Put some more thought into it.

Frieren: Whats wrong?

Himmel: Nothing. Frieren . . .
(Himmel walks to Frieren, and kneels and places the ring on Frieren's finger)

Myrcella: How lovely!

Sansa: I must agree!

Ned: I must . . . agree, entering into a bethrothal by requesting for your bethrothal to accept a ring. It isn't our tradition, but it does make for a lovelier sight.

(Fast Forward to the future)
Fern: In Flower Language, The Lotus means "Eternal Love".

Frieren: I didn't realize that. It doesn't matter. I seriously doubt Himmel knew the meaning either.

Cersei: (silently) The fool. She would've had a man that was ready to bend to her every whim and she didn't even realize.

Robert: Is this girl so oblivious!? Even a blind maiden would've known that such a sight would be a gesture of affection!

Tyrion: I suppose, Your Grace, that due to the slower rate of aging that it would lead to the Elves being much more slower to realize things such as love.

Robert: If that's the case then . . . that'd be sad. Wouldn't it?

Ned: Aye. It would.

Chapter 9: Frieren - II

Chapter Text

[Prelude]

Eisen: The audacity. A measly ten copper coins is all the king would part with?

Frieren: What a cheapskate.

Heiter: I'm not surprised. Many heroes have tried and failed to kill the demon king over the years. You can't fund every adventure.

Robert: Still . . . ten coppers?

Tyrion: It would ruin the treasury of the coffers of most kingdoms, mi'lord, if such a thing were to constantly happen.

Ned: Coffers were already draining dry with the king's tourney's.

Himmel: It's no problem. We'll earn money to cover our expenses along the way. There's nothing wrong with that approach.

(Himmel draws his sword.)

Himmel: It's part of the adventure.

Robert: Ahh. That'd be the life. wouldn't it, Ned? Nothing but the wind in your back and the sword in your sheath.

Heiter: I suppose so.

Frieren: Hold on. Your weapon. That's the heroes sword.

Heiter: No, It's a replica.

Arya: What?

Tywin: Hm.

Himmel: I once rescued a merchant who was attacked in my hometown. This sword was my reward. The man said I'd be a hero one day. Probably told every kid that.

Robert: Looking at it closer, that's a dull blade.

Tywin: The fool thinks that he can defeat the demon king with a mummer's blade?

Ned: We already know of his success. He succeeds.

Arya: Hm. It'd be like if you didn't wield Ice but just a regular blade, father.

Ned: Not quite, little one.

Frieren: That's what made you chose this life?

Himmel: Not quite. See, there's this annoying brat named Heiter at the village orphanage. He kept telling me I'd only be a fake hero because I wielded a fake sword. He was such a pain. I figured if I proved him wrong, I'd have the last laugh. So here I am. One of these days, I'll hold the real heroes sword and defeat the demon king. But that'll never happen if we don't keep moving. If you're wondering about the brat, he grew up to be a fake priest who stayed lost in his cups.

Heiter: I'm a real priest.

Robert: Ha! A priest that can't stay off his cups?

Tywin: What an embarrassment to his faith.




[The Tale]

Stark: According to stories, the weapon was hidden in a sanctuary somewhere closed by. Stuck inside a mighty stone. Throughout history, many heroes tried to pull the sword from its rocky sheath. Until eight years ago that is . . . Let me think, how did they explain it in the legend?

Young Girl: There is but one person who can claim this sword. The hero who will drive off the great calamity that aims to destroy this world.

Ned: Curious. They didn't refer to calamity as specifically referring to the demon king.

Tyrion: He got the sword, didn't he?


[The Sword]

Stark: Frieren, I don't understand . . .

(The sword is still stuck in the stone)

Robert: . . .

Tyrion: How can-

Tywin: So Himmel was just a damned mummer.

Ned: He still defeated the Demon King, did he not?

Tywin: Not unless he too faked that, as well.

(Flashback)
(Himmel failed to pull the sword.)
Heiter: Are you okay?

Himmel: I don't think there's anything wrong with being a fake hero. I'll still defeat the demon king and bring peace to the world and when I'm done, nobodies gonna be concerned on whether I'm fake or not.

Ned: It is true. Aye, Ice is a mighty and great sword. But it is not the blade that proves whether the one who wields it will be a good lord or not, it is the man himself. A sword is useless without a capable hand, just like a Throne is, without a capable mind.

Arya: So even Needle can be as great as Ice?

Ned: (sighs)

Robert: Ha! He's the got the right of it! Why waste time waiting for the real hero when you can take the mantle yourself with nothing but your own hand!

Tyrion: I didn't expect that.

Frieren: In the end, Himmel lived up to his promise. Even without the fabled sword, he managed to save the world. He was a real hero.

Fern: Why was the truth covered up in favor of this story, then?

Frieren: Probably because everyone wanted Himmel to be this mythic warrior. It wouldn't do for him to fail in the cave, there's no place for embarassing stories in a heroes tale. When a new generation comes of age, they romanticize the heroes of the past. The truth of who a person was, fall away.

Tywin: Hm. I suppose there is some slight truth to this. We read and tell stories to be inspired not to be discouraged.

Ned: Aye. Tales of Brandon the Builder, Hugor of the Hill . . . stories like that are what inspire children and even knight's. They're no longer thought of as a human, only as a hero.

Robert: Aye. There's likely some tales that might embarass the audience. Maybe Hugor pissed blood, and Brandon the Builder was secretly a sword-swallower. The storyteller just picks and chooses which tales to pass down, and the truth gets forgotten.

Chapter 10: Fate/Stay Night. The Last Stardust.

Summary:

This will make more sense if you've read genericname12345's reaction for Artoria on Spacebattles. Also, I replaced Artoria's name with Altria. Why? Screw you.

Disclaimer. Part of the script was lifted from the heavy work that KyleAlingus did for their own reaction, some was derived from Akane Sasu Sora's cover of Last Stardust, while I did the rest. Also suicide is mentioned so warning on that.

Chapter Text

Fate/Stay Night - The Last Stardust

(Shirou is alone in a Nuclear Power Plant. Suddenly, she appears with tendrils approaching and healing him.)


Shirou: I'll do it. If it means no one has to cry.

Cersei: Hm. Quite lofty wishes, he should be careful what he wishes for.

Robert: So is that Altria's little snug buddy, eh?

Ned: Robert. There are children.

Robert: I jest. I jest. Still wishing that no one has to cry? Is he making a deal with the gods?

Tyrion: I suppose so, Your Grace. For who else could deliver on such a deal?

Robert: I suppose so. Still, I squint a little and he reminds me a little of Robb

Ned: I suppose, if you're squinting.

Arya: He speaks of no one crying? If that were the case then I'd have to test that with Sansa.

Sansa: Father!

Ned: Arya. Behave.

(Cut to him sitting at the rubble's of a ruined Mansion, Altria and Shirou are present.)

Altria: I choose to stay and bare witness to this battle.

Robert: Altria not choosing to fight is . . . a sight you hardly come upon.

Barristan: Aye. Letting a regular man fight a heroic spirit means that she either wants something or she's indifferent about it. But she is his lover, so I haven't the foggiest idea why.

Nameless: Bare witness, huh. That's good to hear. I wouldn't want you interfering, if you did then I'd have severed the contract with Rin for nothing.

Altria: No matter what happens, I will not stand between you and Shirou. But in exchange for this, answer me. Why exactly is killing him so important to you?

Barristan: That's my question answered then.

Robert: That was why she doesn't want to interfere? That's an odd question, as well.

Nameless: I'm surprised you even have to ask. Neither of us can accept each other as we are. Sorry to disappoint you, but it's as simple as that.

Altria: That cannot be true. You were the very embodiment of the very dreams and ideals of Shirou Emiya. You are both the same, how can you reject yourself?

Robert: 'reject yourself'? What in the nine hells?

Luwin: Ehrm. It is explained in the records, mi'lords that this man is the potential future self of Shirou Emiya.

Robert: What in the Goddamn!?

Tyrion: I must've drank a little too much because you must've said that this darkened man with hair akin to that of the Targaryens is the same man as the boy with hair the color similar to that of the Tully's?

Luwin: The recording shall explain itself further, but this man shall otherwise referred to simply as EMIYA or as Archer. It is explained in the records that in the footage that we are seeing that Shirou and Lady Pendragon are not lovers as this is from another timeline than the one mentioned previously where in they have not nearly a close enough bond to be regarded as such.

Robert: Now my head is aching.

Tyrion: Mine as well.

EMIYA: Unlike you, I didn't become a Heroic Spirit entirely on my own merits, I traded one afterlife for another. I'm a guardian, nothing more.

Altria: A guardian? But then you're supposed to be protecting humanity by serving as a deterrent force and if that is the case then you are a heroic spirit.

Arya: Aye. That would be the case, wouldn't it?

Tywin: Things are rarely as clear as that, child.

EMIYA: That's where you're wrong, Saber. Guardians aren't here to protect humanity, They're just here pick up the mess.

Robert: Pick up the mess? That's an odd way of putting it.

Ned: I figure that it's tale half-told, Robert. He must have some reason as for why he is as harsh and as jaded as he is.

Altria: But archer-

EMIYA: You're right, though. I suppose I did become a hero. In fact, I became a hero of justice. The kind Shirou Emiya wanted to be.

Altria: A hero of justice?

Sansa: That would a good thing, wouldn't it, father?

Ned: In theory, Aye. But I wouldn't know if it is as clean and as good if it were to be put in practice.

EMIYA: Yes, and that's what opened my eyes to the fatal error of this failed reality. The fact of the matter is that man's life is worthless.

Altria: A life with no value?

Sandor: Hm.

Tyrion: With a man that calls himself so worthless, I'd figure if he is trying to kill himself. Commit suicide if you will, though this is an odd form of suicide.

EMIYA: None. I'm sure you understand of all people what it's like to want to change the past. Take back the choices you made.

Robert: We have heard this before. That Altria picked a deal with a thing called the Counter Force which was likened to the devil to revert the decisions she made.

Sandor: Fuck me. This is getting depressing.

Arya: . . .

Tyrion: Huh. Whereas Artoria failed with her dreams, Emiya didn't. But . . .

Barristan: It seems Ser Jaime was right, there was no 'exit clause'.

Jaime: Aye. Still, that seems like hell.

Robert: Aye. It does, even for me.

Sandor: Fuck. Tell us how you really feel.

Tyrion: He seems to hate himself more than our King hates Rhaegar.

Altria: Archer, I do not think you betrayed your ideals. Could it be that you have been betrayed by the very ideals that you wanted to protect. If that were not so, you'd never consider atoning your sins by ending your life.

EMIYA: You can't be serious. Atone for my sins? Really. Don't be foolish, Saber. You're right, I have been betrayed before. Countless times. I was always willing to lay down my life for others. No one understand a man like that. In the end, I was framed as the mastermind for the conflict and executed.

Jaime, Barristan, Ned, Robert, Sandor, and Tyrion: Fucking hell.

Jaime: He has it worse than even me. I killed Aerys for good reason and I was reviled. He was killed, reviled and blamed without just cause.

Tywin: Hmm. I must say, even I feel some modicrum of sympathy for the man. To work so hard only for all your hard work to be brought down by the schemes and idiocity of others.

Tywin: Hmm. The man is right. For the most amount of people to live, there must be sacrifices.

Sandor: The guardians are just like knights then, revered for their noble duties, but in truth, we're nothing more than enforcers for Nobles.

Tyrion: I didn't know you had such eloquent thinking, Ser Clegane.

Joffrey: I didn't know the Hound could even think,

Jaime: So he's hoping against all the odds that he can finally be put to rest. Damn.

Tyrion: Damn, Indeed. Brother.

Sansa: This is getting kind of . . .

Myrcella: Aye.

Cersei: Fool. He should've knew what he signed up for. Still, that's what a lover of Altria deserves.

(Shirou picks up the projected blade. He examines it.)

Sansa: Oh no!

Arya: No!

Myrcella: By the gods.

Robert: Damned it.

Cersei: Pfft. How weak.

Altria: Shirou!

Shirou: Archer, do you have any regrets?

EMIYA: Of course I do.

Cersei: Obviously, he does.

Robert: He's obviously leading him on, Woman!

Shirou: There you have it. We aren't anything alike. Because no matter what happens to me, I won't regret a thing. That is the reason I will never accept you. If you really are my ideals then it's up to me to correct what you tarnished it with and start over again!

Sandor: Fool. The evidences are already stacked up against him. He's mad for even trying to fight.

Tyrion: Well, I have to give to Shirou, he is quite persistent.

Robert: If I were in his boots, I'd do the same, if mostly to test how I'd last against myself. Still, I don't want to lose to myself.

EMIYA: That kind of thinking is where it all began. Before long, you'll wake and find you'll become me.

Shirou: No way that's ever gonna happen.

Sandor: Idiot. The writing's already on the wall.

Ned: Well, he's a bit thick-headed. I suppose.

EMIYA: Maybe not. You may yet escape that fate, but if you refuse to run then I'm afraid you have no future at all.

Altria: Archer!

Shirou: Saber, it's okay. Thank you, but I still want you to stay out of this. This is my fight and I have to finish it.

Ned: Aye. This is your fight. You have to face this on your own or you'll never understand youself.

Anya: Woo! I'm rooting for him!

Sandor: Hm. Faced with someone who knows everything about you, every move you make, and is more superior with the blade. You have no chance. The boy will die.

Sansa: But. The records say-

Sandor: It was from another timeline. But this? Anything goes.

Sansa: I . . .

Ned: (sighs)

Shirou Emiya: Trace on!

EMIYA: Do you think you can keep up with my blade works? If your precision is even slightly off, then remember that it would mean your death.

Ned: The boy would rather die fighting than live without trying to realize his ideals. Emiya knows this.

Robert: Aye. I'd place my bets on Emiya, coming out though. He is better with the blade and has the stronger body.

Jaime: I'd place it on him as well.

Barristan: I'd place it in Shirou.

Sandor: Bets on Emiya.

Tyrion: Emiya is the safer bet, What of you, Lord Stark?

Ned: The odds aren't as clear cut as it would seem. I'd abstain. Besides, this battle isn't what you think it is.

(The Scene Skips forwards)
Altria: He's running out of Mana.

EMIYA: Don't get your hopes up. I have the lifespan of the archer class but even if it reaches its limits. This boy is still no match for me in combat not by a long shot. Shirou Emiya. You're going to die here, no matter what.

Robert: Damn. Emiya isn't letting up, is he?


Barristan: So he keeps steadily increasing and learning more everything they clash against one another.

Jaime: That'd tip the odds slightly for him, not that that's saying much.

Barristan: Aye.

Arya: That's . . . an awful thing to say to yourself.

Sansa: Agreed.

Sandor: Damn. That's cold even for me.

Cersei: Why should he pity such a fool who got himself killed? He should only learn from the mistakes that was made from his other self and move on.

Robert: I swear with you Lannisters . . .


Arya: This is so . . . overwhelming.

Sansa: No, It's . . . It's . . .

Myrcella: It's sad. A world without grass, A world eternally clouded. It's just sad.

Ned: I must agree with the Princess.


Jaime: So this is the full realization of Emiya himself.

Barristan: Everything that he is, is personified within that world.

Tywin: If there were ever a world that I could call my own. That would be the one.

EMIYA: A fool who knows his dreams are unattainable but comes anyway. A fraud without a will of his own who's wasted his life on a ridiculous ideal. Can you finally admit that's who you truly are? Saving people just because you want to is both selfish and misguided. You're a defect of humanity, you should never have existed in the first place. There's no point in a life like yours.

Tyrion: Words that he is saying to himself. That he is a defect and that he should've never lived.

Ned: Aye. It is sad.

EMIYA: You know that I'm your ideal and you should know now that your dream never comes true. I see. I suppose it's only natural for you to deny me. As the ideal of Shirou Emiya, I'm the only person you can never bring yourself to accept. Hm, now tell me. Knowing what you know, do you honestly want to be a hero of justice?

Shirou: I've already told you that. It isn't that I want to become one. It's that I will become one, no matter what!


Jaime: The boy does have some mettle, that's for sure.

Robert: But would it matter?

EMIYA: You're right. You must become one, no matter what. You are Shirou Emiya and it's the only thing you've ever been passionate about. Even though you know that the heart of a hero of justice simply isn't in you. There you see, Your reaction tells me that you've always suspected it yourself. Memories of my past faded long ago, but there's still one sight that stayed with me all this time. The flames and the pervasive stench of death. Wishing for help when there was none, what I felt when the wish was granted. But most of all, I remembered the look of relief on Kiritsugu Emiya's face when he saved me. That is where your dream began, it was sometime before you finally felt gratitude for being saved. You adored Kiritsugu Emiya that's all and because of him, because you saw how happy he was when he saved you. You began to think you could have the same thing.


Robert: The records mentioned this before, the flames that engulfed a portion of the city.

Sandor: So that explains why he saved him.

Jaime: Aye. Not because he wanted to save someone, but because he wanted to save himself

Ned: Then the boy wanted to feel the same thing that the mercenary did. He wanted to have purpose.

Shirou: He's right. It wasn't me who was saved that day, A massive blaze that left no survivors, a child who should've been beyond saving and the man who stumbled across him. To tell the truth, I don't know which one was the real miracle.

EMIYA: Children will often idolize their parents but when he died a curse was your inheritance, at that moment that man left you no choice but to become a hero. The ideals you cling to are second hand, ideals Kiritsugu Emiya failed to live up to. In the end, all you're doing is imitating what he believed was right.

Arya: That's . . . awful.

Shirou: You're wrong . . .

EMIYA: Hero of justice, don't make me laugh. Just because the idea consumes you, it doesn't mean helping others is something you truly want. It's nothing but a borrowed dream. Someone like you thinking you can be a force for good, it is the height of hubris! That's right. You couldn't help but admire the beauty in your father's dream of helping others! That's why you never developed and real passions of your own. If that isn't hypocrisy, then what is!? You're driven by this ridiculous obsession with sacrificing yourself for the sake of others, blind to your own arrogance!

Robert: So everything that was, everything he would do . . .

Ned: It was all so that he can realize his borrowed dream that nobody would ever cry.

Tywin: But such a thing is impossible. I wonder, if Kiritsugu told Shirou if his dream was something entirely mundane. Would he still do the same things?

Ned: Aye. He would. When he was rescued, there was no other path for him to take but to feel the same things his father did when he rescued him.

Altria: No!

EMIYA: But in the end you're a fraud and your hypocrisy can't save anyone. How could you when you never knew who you should save to begin with?And look! This is the result! You could never be a savior, you never had anything to save! You became the embodiment of justice and justice can be cruel! Your ideals are falling apart, maybe other people aren't more important than you are. It's dawning on you that a world where everyone is happy is just a fairy tale and if you can't live without that dream, let it drag you down and drown you.


Robert: He hates himself so much, doesn't he?

Sandor: Aye.

Tywin: It is true that such a thing is a fairy tale. In the end, he would've been better served with the aspirations that killing the few will save the many rather than everyone being happy. Now this battle has come to an end. Shirou will lose. The difference in strength and skill is too great between them.

Shirou: It's true, what he said was mostly right. But I couldn't help thinking there was something he missed. I saw hell. I saw hell. I saw hell. I saw the hell that would someday be mine. You were right. At least, I think you were.

Jaime: Even I couldn't survive that fire whilst remaining as myself.

Barristan: Aye. That was hell on earth. No other ways about it.

Emiya: But I didn't live wisely.

Shirou: It seems to me like you lost a lot of things.

Emiya: You've got it all wrong. I'm here because I tried not to lose anything, and I didn't. Not one thing. No. Come to think of it, there is one thing. Something I forgot.


Arya: What was it?

Ned: He didn't lose anything or anyone but himself. He has forgotten why he remained true to his ideals for too long.

Shirou: I saw the hell that led to all the others.

Shirou: Hey, that's hell you're walking into. What was the point of you? No, of me surviving that hell? Why were we spared?

Ned: I see.

Robert: What is it, Ned?

Ned: When he walked out of that hell, he was scarred with the fact that he survived whilst others didn't. That was something that Emiya seemed to have forgotten, that hell. No matter what Kiritsugu would've said, he would've saved others if only to try to heal him from the fact the guilt of survival.

Tyrion: . . . astute observation, Lord Stark.

Robert: Ha! It seems he's not fighting just yet!

Jaime: Indeed.

Robert: Ha! It seems he's gotten more stronger than before!

Jaime: Aye. They seem to be at least on an even playing field now.

Barristan: No, one of them is holding back.

Robert: So long as he has teeth to bite with and a heart that's still beating. He wouldn't dare lose!

Jaime: Hm. It seems that Shirou hates Emiya as much as Emiya hates him now.

EMIYA: Pathetic. Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic! I can't even stand to look at you! Do you realize how stupid this is!? Do you!? You? A hero of justice? That's really what you want? You know how absurd that is, so why can't you admit you're wrong!? True justice is the result of order, salvation for all is totally different from your own salvation. Not only that, they're completely incompatible. The more you strive for the total salvation for all, the more you'll be consumed by your own contradiction! You'll end up a mere murderer! If you can't see that then die. Be crushed alongside your precious ideals, burnt out without ever achieving them. If you die, a mistake such as myself will vanish into the mist. I will wipe out every trace of your life, with my own two hands. This I swear!

Tywin: That is true. Justice is the result of order. The tales and stories have always forgotten it, but justice is ugly. It isn't kind. Surely you yourself, must agree, Lord Stark? After all, you delivery justice on a constant basis with your Valyrian blade.

Ned: That is correct. But just because you are correct, Lord Lannister, doesn't mean you are right.

Tywin: Factually correct as opposed to being right in the moral or ethical sense, you mean? I prefer to be the former. (internally) Though there are some opinions that I will never budge on, facts be damned.


Tywin: Why is he even bothering with a fair fight? He isn't a damned knight, he has no oaths to upkeep. He wants to disappear doesn't he? To be rid of his wretched existence? Then why not kill himself?

Sandor: . . . he's a fool, that's why.

Ned: Because this isn't a battle of skills or of might. This is a battle of ideals, the one who remains true to his ideals shall win. Even Emiya is doubting himself now.

Altria: Shirou is attempting to slay the part of himself that would block the path to his ideals, to stay true to what he has always believed in, what he will continue to believe in and EMIYA is attempting to undo the self that gave rise to what he has become. To erase the mistakes that he is doomed to someday repeat. Once, I had two paths. Both were correct, both of them had merit but the outcome of the one I chose was not what I had hoped for. If I was left filled with regret, even then, as long as I could achieve my ideals.


Cersei: Altria should've stayed as a peasant and saved her people from the wretched fate that awaited them has she pulled the sword.

Robert: I heard that! But . . . she shouldn't have tried to revert it. Even as a king, I've had many regrets but the sacrifices of others had put me where I am. To undo it as an insult to the men who have toiled and bled for me and against me.

EMIYA: He knows he can't win; he knows this fight is meaningless yet the very mistake I once made myself, still he fights. Why? In the end, it doesn't matter! Your hope will someday betray you. As mine did! That's too bad, your spirit outlasted your mana. Now it's the only weapon you have. In any event, the battle of Shirou Emiya is about to end.

Arya: No! He mustn't lose!

Sansa & Myrcella: (slightly tearing up)

Jaime: So this is it then.

Ned: Aye, he is correct. But not in the way he is thinking.

Shirou: Yeah, I guess you're right. My wish really is fake but there's something beautiful about it. Putting others before myself is hypocritical, I understand that. Still, I couldn't help but admire the idea. I thought how great it would be to live like that. Even if my life was a sham, there was still beauty in that wish. In doing whatever I could to make others happy. I won't let that go. Even if it is foolish, I won't give it up! I don't care what you say, I don't care if I'm a fraud or a hypocrite! Because, I know my dream's not a mistake! It's not! My dream . . . is not a mistake!

Barristan: Even when logic would dictate that he would lose or that everything he does is pointless, he still persists, I must respect that.

Tyrion: Seems that they really are the same people, Shirou and Emiya.

Barristan: A moment ago, I would've said differently, but they are.

(Cut to a peaceful night, with Shirou and Kiritsugu sitting down)
Shirou: I'll become a hero for you, Just leave it to me, I'll make your dream come true.

Jaime: Such a tranquil scene.

Barristan; Aye.

Shirou Emiya: How cruel, forcing me to look into an old mirror. So a hero like that truely exists.

Shirou: It's over Emiya, I've won.

Robert: So he has.

Ned: Emiya allowed himself to lose. Because in the end, even he acknowledges that his ideals weren't faulty. This battle also exemplified that he wasn't wrong.

Arya: How beautiful.

Myrcella: Aye.

Cersei: . . .

Robert: Damn.

Sandor: So did we just watch a man commit suicide?

Tyrion: I suppose that we did.

Tywin: (sighs) Seems that no matter how faulty the logic, Shirou still persists. The fool.

Jaime: Then that's something that Shirou and Emiya have in common.

Barristan: Now. I believe that there was a bet on who'd win?

Tyrion: Oh, go suck a bag of di-

Chapter 11: List of Upcoming Chapters

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Now, this is also to remind myself on what's upcoming as well. So I've compiled a chronological list of reactions that I will write out in the future. It includes: Superman; Metal Gear Solid III, PO, PW, I, and IV; a bit of Castlevania and Jojo. After that, I'm done with creating reactions. 

  1. Superman (2025) - Mister Terrific Battle   
  2. Metal Gear Solid III - Part IV (Boss' betrayal)
  3. Metal Gear Solid III - Part V (Start of Snake Eater)
  4. Metal Gear Solid III - Part VI (Granin and all Cobra Unit encounter)
  5. Metal Gear Solid III - Part VII (Snake's torture and escape)
  6. Metal Gear Solid III - Part VIII (Fighting Volgin and escape)
  7. Metal Gear Solid III - Part IX (Killing the Boss and final fight with Ocelot)
  8. Metal Gear Solid III - Part X (Birth of Big Boss and Truth of Snake Eater)
  9. Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (First Cutscene/Recruiting Johnny)
  10. Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (Johnny and Ursula's Death)
  11. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - Part I (Saving Chico)
  12. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - Part II (Snake's Torture and Boss flashback)
  13. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - Part III (Infiltrating U.S Missile Base)
  14. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - Part IV (Destroying Peace Walker)
  15. Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker - Part V (Paz' Betrayal and Formation of Outer Heaven)
  16. Metal Gear Solid 1 - Part I (Briefing)
  17. Metal Gear Solid 1 - Part II (The Cyborg Ninja)
  18. Metal Gear Solid 1 - Part III (Miller's Death and Destruction of Rex)
  19. Metal Gear Solid 4 - Part I (War has Changed)
  20. Metal Gear Solid 4 - Part II (FOX-Alive and Battle atop Outer Haven)
  21. Metal Gear Solid 4 - Part III (Zero's Death)
  22. Snippets of Castlevania - Season 1
  23. Jojo's Bizzare Adventure (Speedwagon, Caesar's death)