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Chongyun: hi I like popsicles
Chongyun: hooray my popsicle is done freezing it looks so yammy
Chongyun: oh no I dropped it
Xingqiu: hi chongyun
Chongyun: 😭😭😭
Xingqiu: oh no the popsicle is on the floor
Chongyun: 😭😭💔💔🥀🥀🥀
Xingqiu: here I have a spare in my fridge
Chongyun: really
Xingqiu: yeah
Chongyun: did I mention I love you
Xingqiu: oma me too
Hapooly ever after
Notes:
oma stands for oh my archons btw 🥀
Chapter 2: xingyun fanfic pt 2 carrots
Summary:
xingqiu goes to a restaurants and laments over carrots
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-Xingqiu walks into a restaurant-
Xingqiu: this is my favourite restaurant
Waiter: hi customer do you want your usual
Xingqiu: yes plz
Waiter: okay here you go
-Xingqiu looks down onto plate with his favourite dish unfortunately loaded with carrots-
Xingqiu: chongyun you can have these
-Xingqiu pauses-
Xingqiu: oops I forgot he was away these few weeks
Xingqiu: who will eat the carrots I pick out now–
Chongyun: did you miss me
Xingqiu: thank you for coming back when I needed you the most
Chongyun: np 😛
Chongyun: okay xingqiu i'll take the carrots
Xingqiu: thank you
Chapter 3: xingyun fanfic pt 3 dark and stormy night
Summary:
it was a dark and stormy night..
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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It was a dark and stormy night when Xingqiu woke up cuz there was thunder outside
Xingqiu: Oma that scared me.
Xingqiu: I have a bad feeling
Suddenly 3 knocks came from door
???: Xingqiu I have some bad news
Xingqiu: who are you
???: im hutao
Hutao: can you open the door
Xingqiu: okay
-Xingqiu opens door-
Xingqiu: hutao what are you dragging behind you
Hutao: it's a coffin
Xingqiu: what 😱⁉️
Hutao: I'm sorry to tell you but..
Xingqiu: there's no way that's who I think it is ☹️
Hutao: chongyun died!!!!!!!!!!!
Xingqiu: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
-Hutao opens coffin lid and inside lays chongyun-
Xingqiu: NOOOOOO!!! 💔💔💔
Chongyun: boo
Hutao: haha we got you real good
Notes:
oma stands for oh my archons btw 🥀
Chapter 4: xingyun fanfic special: catyun and catqiu
Summary:
Chongyun and Xingqiu became cats
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catyun: meow
catqiu: meow meow