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It was an average day, and Babblebutt was about to head to school. He was nervous to see his crush Moppingthefloornaked. He put on his Dream backpack and propellor hat, grabbing some toast on the way out. He was about to be late!

The walk to school was short, but agonizingly long without Moppingthefloornaked there with him. Then the roasted apple dragon showed up and said “This is so not appletastic” and then got hit by a double-decker ham sandwich and died.

“Uh, Okay then.” Babblebutt said before hurrying on to school. He spotted Moppingthefloornaked up ahead, and perked up.

“H-H-Hey moppingthefloornaked!!!!!” Babblebutt said nervously.
“Oh, hey Babblebutt-chan!” Moppingthefloornaked said, smiling. “How are you doing today?” he said, falling into step beside Babblebutt. 

“I-I’m doing great! H-h-h-h-h-how about you, Moppingthefloornaked-senpai?” 

“I’m doing amazing, pipsqueak!!”  

“O-oh, haha! Thats AMAZING to hear…!” Babblebutt exclaimed timidly.

“Would you like to eat lunch together…?” Moppingthefloornaked asked, staring deep into Babblebutt’s eyes.

“Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-YES! That’d be WONDERFUL!” Babblebutt blurted out, a little too quickly. Oh gosh golly darn, he sure was red as a tomato!

“Great, see you later then..” Moppingthefloornaked said as they came up to the school. “Guess it’s time we go our separate ways, eh?” 

“Yeah, s-see you at lunch!” Babblebutt waved as Moppingthefloornaked smirked and walked off to his class. 

Babblebutt sighed, he just couldn't believe he was going to have lunch with Moppingthefloornaked-senpai! I mean, they usually had lunch together, being they were friends and all, but it didn’t make this any less special to Babblebutt! He glanced back at Moppingthefloornaked’s back, then eventually started heading to his class aswell.

Oh, i can’t wait for lunch…!

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Babblebutt opened the door to class, just barely coming in time.

“Babblebutt. You’ve been cutting it close recently, try to get here earlier.” The teacher, Mr. DUDE lectured.

“Yes, Mr. DUDE…” Babblebutt muttered and slid into his seat. Everyone was here, so he didn't bother going on his phone to pass the time. He knew Mr. DUDE would start the lesson immediately.

But, to his surprise, the door opened again and a new student walked in. He had on a green hoodie and a mask with a smile on it.

Is that-!

“Everyone, welcome our new student, er, Dream…” Mr. DUDE said, gesturing to Dream.

“Th-th-th-thats what the point of the mask is…” Dream shuddered.

“OH MY COLLAGEN! IS THAT DREAM!” Babblebutt couldn't help from shouting.

“Uh… Yes! I love your backpack….!” Dream exclaimed.

“H-hey, we should totally be friends!” Babblebutt said nervously. Maybe making more friends could take his mind off of his HUGE CRUSH on Moppingthefloornaked…!

“Oh, yeah! Sure! Maybe you can hang out with me and my other friends at lunch?”

“Oh, uh… “sorry…! I already have plans for lunch…? W-will after school work….?” He couldn’t just ABANDON Moppingthefloornaked for new friends…

“Oh…! Sure!” Dream sat down two seats in front of him.

“Alright, boys. Settle down. We still have material to learn.” Mr. DUDE scoffed. Maybe because of his crippling loneliness after his “wife” (we all know it was a man) left him for Tommyinnit.

The day goes on less slowly, with Dream having quite a few classes with Babblebutt. Shame he couldn’t have any classes with Moppingthefloornaked…!

Lunch eventually comes, and Babblebutt is extremely nervous. He hadn’t seen Moppingthefloornaked in a whole four hours!

Babblebutt slowly made his way up to the roof, their usual lunch meeting place. He opened the doors, squinting at the sunny sky.

“Babblebutt-chan! Hi!!!!!!” Moppingthefloornaked smiled up at him.

“H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-HEY Moppingthefloornaked-senpai…!” Babblebutt chuckled nervously, sitting down next to Moppingthefloornaked.

“How was your day so far? I saw you talking to someone during class changes…”

“O-oh! Umm…. that’s Dream!!! He’s new to this school, and we’re going to hang out with his other friends after school…” Babblebutt took a bite of his lunch.

“...I see.” Moppingthefloornaked didn’t look at him. “I hope you guys have fun.”

The rest of lunch was quieter than usual, but Babblebutt didn’t think much of it. Moppingthefloornaked must be hungry…! Yeah, of course. Babblebutt cared for his wellbeing, so he didnt mention it…

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The rest of the day was fine–nothing spectacular happened.

School was finally over, and Babblebutt could hang out with Dream and his friends! It was so exciting to finally make new friends…

Babblebutt got on the train heading to PENISLAND to meet up with Dream and his “friends.” The ride wasn’t too long, but it was long enough to get him thinking while playing Block Blast. Was Moppingthefloornaked mad at him for becoming friends with Dream? Oh gosh golly gee, he sure hopes not…!

He finally got off the train at his stop, glancing around. He hadn’t been to PENISLAND much, only once or twice with Moppingthefloornaked, so he didn’t know the area.
“Babblebutt! Hey!” Babblebutt spun around, spotting Dream and a few other people he didn’t know.
“O-oh! H-h-h-hi Dream…! W-w-who’re your friends?” Babblebutt said nervously. He always got anxious around people he didn’t really know.
“This is Tommyinnit, Tubbo, Quackity, and Gogy wogy- i mean Georgenotfound!” Dream pointed at the people around them as he said names.
“Hey there, your name’s Babblebutt, right mate?” Tommyinnit asked.
“U-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-umm… Y-yeah!”
“Nice to meet you!” Tommyinnit smiled. The others said numerous different greetings as they started walking into Refukular Ookies Town.
“So, what do you guys want to do?” Tubbo asked when they got onto the sidewalks.
“Hmm, i was thinking of getting some Golden Corral?...”

They got food, went shopping, and had a lot of fun. The day eventually ended, and Babblebutt went back on the train to go back home to Buttville. He had such an amazing day with his new friends…! Babblebutt glanced around the train, and he swore he could see… Moppingthefloornaked in the next train car? …He blinked and it disappeared.
He must be seeing things again. Silly schizophrenia acting up!

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It was finally the weekend, and Babblebutt was going to hang out with Moppingthefloornaked today…! Oh gosh golly gee, he couldn’t wait..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He tried on different outfits he had bought the day before with Dream and everyone, trying to find one that Moppingthefloornaked would like…
He eventually settled on a cute femboy uwu outfit, and put on his special propellor hat – the one he only wore for Moppingthefloornaked…!

Today, Babblebutt was going to FloridaManTown to meet Moppingthefloornaked, instead of PENISLAND, so the train ride was a little shorter. The moment he got off the train, he saw Moppingthefloornaked smiling at him.
“Babblebutt-chan! How have you been?”
“O-o-o-o-oh! I-i’ve been GREAT…! H-how are you, Moppingthefloornaked-senpai…?”
“Hmmm, I've been… great aswell. Anyway, should we go get something to eat?” Moppingthefloornaked started walking beside Babblebutt into the plaza.
“O-o-oh, yeah! I've been dying to try this new place i saw… Its called BappleAees, it should be nearby!” Babblebutt rambled excitedly, opening his GPS to find the location of BappleAees.
“That sounds wonderful, Babbkebutt! Let's go.”

Babblebutt and Moppingthefloornaked finished their meal, the food was terribTERRIFIc, and they would definitely go again…!
On their way to a shop Moppingthefloornaked wanted to go to, he pulled out his phone as a call or alarm came up.
“Oh… Sorry Babblebutt-chan, but something just came up…! I really have to go. Like right now. Its extremely urgent.”
“O-OH! Uhm… S-so soon…? Ummm… O-okay Moppingthefloornaked-senpai…! Maybe we can hang out after thats over…?” Babblebutt was devastated. The day had barely begun!
“Mm… no…. sorry… i dont think I'll be able to today. Or tomorrow. See you at school? Goodbye, Babblebutt…!” Moppingthefloornaked rushed away towards the train station. What was that all about…? Babblebutt didn't even get a proper goodbye in…
Maybe this was about how Babblebutt was hanging out with Dream and his friends…? Moppingthefloornaked was always… very jealous. But surely these three things can't be connected!... Babblebutt stood in the middle of the sidewalk thinking for a while, before sadly making his way after Moppingthefloornaked to catch the next train back to Buttville.

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moppingthefloornaked had invited dream, tubbo, tommyinnit, georgenotfound and quackity over for a so called “dinner.” But in actuality it was a set up to MURDER all 5 of them.

Soon enough, all five of them all showed up to moppingthefloornakeds house for the “dinner”….

“Hey moppingthefloornaked! Thanks for having us over!” Dream said, patting him on the back with a DISGUSTING smirk on his UGLY face. “Haha.. yeah..” moppingthefloornaked said nervously, still trying to figure how he would execute this plan of his. “umm.. i brought us some-“ tom couldn’t even finish his sentence before being cut off by moppingthefloornaked holding a pocketknife to his throat, “one more word and you’ll be dead..” he chuckled, “seems to me like you guys are friends with babblebutt, isn’t that right?..”
“well, y-“ dream got cut off by moppingthefloornaked again, “shut up clay. no need to confirm it.. he already told me..”

Thomas was shaking, too scared to move. what should he do??? he had a knife being held up to his throat for gods sake!!!! “w-why are you doing this..?” tom asked moppingthefloornaked carefully.. “you should KNOW why i’m doing this, tom..” he snarled back at the scared boy. Tom really didnt know why he was doing this!!! he hasn’t even done anything to him!! The other boys watched in horror. “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO TOM??!!” tubbo screamed at the yellow man. Moppingthefloornaked slits tom’s throat immediately, “I SAID STOP TALKING!!?!?!” a long silence fell upon the scared boys. “y-y-you JUST KILLED TOM??!” george screamed in horror. Moppingthefloornaked slowly turned to look at him “oh really?”
“Y-Y-YEAH!!” moppingthefloornaked smirked, enjoying the fear that he was giving them.. “heh.. you’re playing with fire..”

“what does that mean, dude??” dream asked with a confused look on his face.. “SHUT UP CLAY OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET MADE FUN OF YOUR FACE REVEAL!!!” moppingthefloornaked shouted back at the gross man, “YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO SUFFER EVERYDAY WONDERING WHEN AND IF YOUR FAVORITE PERSON WILL LEAVE YOU!!”

dream gasped.. how could he say that? he doesn’t even know what HES going through either!!?? dream strained in anger, letting out a huff before he spoke, “NO, I SUFFER TOO!!” his voice started cracking as his eyes started to fill up with SALTY tears. “MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIVING HELL SINCE THE FACE REVEAL!!” moppingthefloornaked gave him a still expression, showing 0 empathy for clay. “I DONT CARE,” he pulled dream onto a chair and started chaining him up, “W-WAIT!!” gogy cried out. “y-you wouldn’t dare..” moppingthefloornaked turned to george again “YOULL BE NEXT IF YOU DONT SHUT UP.”

moppingthefloornaked grabbed a bucket of water and poured it on him.. while also grabbing a toaster and putting it on him as well. as clay was getting electrocuted, george started screaming in horror and heartbreak. he just saw his boyfriend die.

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george didnt know what to do. his body was stiff, unable to move in fear of being next..

“y-you..” before he could even finish the sentence moppingthefloornaked threw a kick to his head finally knocking him out. gogys head began to bleed uncontrollably, his nose almost crinkling back into his head. “thats what you get for playing with me, punk.” he spat on him, somewhat making the pain even worse for george.
tubbo and quackity stared at the three bodies that were sprawled out on the dimly lit dining room floor.

quackity took a step back, his hands turning into fists and giving moppingthefloornaked a dark glare. “you cabron!!” he starts to raise his fists to punch moppingthefloornaked to defend himself, but it’s too late. moppingthefloornaked caught his hand mid swing and started twisting his arm causing him to pull a muscle. “I SAID.. DONT CALL ME DISRESPECTFUL WORDS LIKE THAT!!”

quackity fell to the floor, causing toby to stumble back in fear.. “oww dude…” he winced in pain, “that REALLLLLLLLYYYY HURT..!!!” “shut up..” moppingthefloornaked yelled at him, watching the hurt boy yelp in pain basically accepting his fate at this point. “please.. don’t do this, moppingthefloornaked..” he begs the yellow man repeatedly. he soon falls back to the floor, slowly dying. “please..” he gasped out before eventually giving out.

toby stared in utter disbelief.. he KNOWS he’s next. “heh.. are you ready tobias?” tubbo froze, he knew he couldn’t get away this time. “hmph. i guess i’ll give you some mercy.” moppingthefloornaked out of nowhere picked tubbo up and began carrying him to a dark room. once there, he placed the boy on a bed. “umm.. what’re you gonna do to me-???” he asked nervously. he seriously didn’t know what he was doing lol..

“just you wait.” moppingthefloornaked began to put toby on sleeping gas.

the moment that tubbo woke up, he looked around.. “wait.. i-i’m alive?” he gasped.. he couldn’t believe it!! he hadn’t died!! well.. not this time at least. he looked down, “WHAT THE FUCK DUDE??” HE HAD KORBLOX ON??? moppingthefloornaked emerged from the shadows.. “i’m gonna let you off with a warning, toby..” he said mysteriously. he ran up and pulled tubbo up, “LISTEN HERE BOY..” he looked at him menacingly, “DO NOT TELL ANYONE I DID THIS.” he got closer to toby’s face. “this is SERIOUS. if anyone finds out about this, i am SCREWED.” he yelled, spitting all over the place.

“u-umm.. right dude!! you got it!!” he said with a nervous simle on his face, “secrets safe with me!!” moppingthefloornaked chuckled. “good. now go off my boy.. i’ll let you go free.. this time..” he pushed him foward. “AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DUDE???!” toby screamed, stumbling over and falling to the floor. stupid korblox. “you’ll get used to it!!!” soon, tubbo walked out of moppingthefloornakeds house. “i hate that kid.” moppingthefloornaked mumbled, still upset that he actually decided to keep THAT one alive..