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TAUNGSDAY – MASTERS ONLY
Mace Windu: ALRIGHT. This is the OFFICIAL channel for topics that do NOT require a meeting.
Depa Billaba: Totally.
Mace Windu: Don’t you dare.
Depa Billaba: I haven’t done anything?
Depa Billaba: I can’t believe my master has so little faith in me.
Yoda: Need a nap, he might.
Kit Fisto: Don’t we all?
Mace Windu: Ignoring that, Yoda, why are you still talking like that? You can type normally, you know.
Yoda: For the plot, this is.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: This won’t last long.
Shaak Ti: What gave you that idea?
Mace Windu: I regret this already. PLEASE, can we keep this civil?
Kit Fisto: No promises.
Depa Billaba: ^^^^
Luminara Unduli: Um, Mace?
Yoda: Nothing, you see.
Mace Windu: What is it, Luminara?
Yoda: Say nothing, you will.
Mace Windu: What did he do?
Luminara Unduli:
Mace Windu: LUMINARA, WHAT DID HE DO–
Luminara Unduli: I think I’m seeing things. I think I need to visit the halls.
Yoda: Hmm, agree I do.
Mace Windu: This is giving me a headache.
Shaak Ti: You did this to yourself, Mace.
Plo Koon: I agree.
Mace Windu: Traitors, the lot of you.
[ Obi-Wan Kenobi’s name was updated to Council Favorite ]
Council Favorite: …
Depa Billaba: Checks out.
Kit Fisto: Why is HE the favorite? I’M LITERALLY AMAZING.
Luminara Unduli: There are SO MANY HOLOVIDS explaining why you AREN’T.
Kit Fisto: Woowwwwww, thanks, Lumi.
Luminara Unduli: Ban him, kick him, kill him. I want him GONE.
Luminara Unduli: Only Obi is allowed to call me that.
Council Favorite: ⸜( ˙˘˙)⸝
Mace Windu: What. Is. That.
Shaak Ti: Aww, it’s cute!
[ Shaak Ti’s name was updated to Council Mom ]
Depa Billaba: 100000/10
Council Mom: I feel as if this fits Mace more than anything, the way he’s always FUSSING about everybody and everything.
Mace Windu: HEY
Plo Koon: It’s true.
Mace Windu: Plo, you’re supposed to be on my side.
Plo Koon: Last time I checked, YOU were the one cheating at Sabacc.
Mace Windu: I don’t cheat?
Depa Billaba: Yes, you do.
Yoda: Correct, Depa is.
Mace Windu: I have no friends.
Council Favorite: I guess I’m chopped liver…
Mace Windu: Except you. I like you the most. I can’t say the same for your padawan…
Council Favorite: He’s trying his best.
Mace Windu: Anytime I get a report from him, I have to meditate beforehand.
Council Favorite: At least he’s doing his reports.
Mace Windu: At what cost? My sanity?
Kit Fisto: Yes.
Council Mom: Hey, Luminara? Am I seeing what I THINK i’m seeing?
Luminara Unduli: …
Yoda: Do this to me, you don’t want to.
Mace Windu: What are you–
[ Yoda is offline]
[ Mace Windu is offline]
Council Favorite: I think my heart stopped for a minute.
Plo Koon: Don’t let Vokara catch you saying that.
Council Mom: If it means he actually VISITS the halls, then let her catch him.
Council Favorite: Hey.
Plo Koon: That’s very true. He is quite the danger magnet.
Council Favorite: Hey–
Luminara Unduli: Always has been.
Council Favorite: HEY.
Kit Fisto: Remember the time he tried to climb one of the spires?
Council Mom: That memory still scares me to this day.
Plo Koon: What about the time he got lost on Alderaan?
Depa Billaba: OH! That was the one where he was held hostage by snow owls?
Plo Koon: That story never fails to make me laugh.
Council Favorite: I’m right here.
Council Mom: Only you could get yourself into situations like that.
Council Favorite: I don’t like what you’re insinuating.
Council Mom: We appreciate and care for you nonetheless.
Council Favorite: yjdtdkiwugelfi
[ Council Favorite is offline]
Luminara Unduli: Aw, I love it when he gets all flustered.
Kit Fisto: He doesn’t hear those words often enough.
Council Mom: I really don’t like that. :(
Plo Koon: Me neither.
Depa Billaba: I pledge that we create an Obi-Wan appreciation day.
Mace Windu: I second that.
Yoda: Agree with this, I do. Too much trauma, he has.
Yoda: Partially my fault, that is.
Mace Windu: No way? Yoda finally admits he did something wrong?
Yoda: …
Mace Windu: That HURT.
Depa Billaba: You deserved it, but also you weren’t wrong.
Mace Windu: I’m going to go hang out with my one real friend.
Yoda: Your friend, am I not?
Mace Windu: After what you just did, no. How is it that I only respect ONE PERSON in your lineage?
Yoda: Plot.
TAUNGSDAY – COMMANDERS ONLY (AND REX)
CC-1010: I HATE MY JOB.
CC-2224: Fox, you can’t say that.
CC-1010: Cry about it, Codes.
[ CC-1010’s name was updated to Boycott The Senate ]
CC-3636: The entire senate?
Boycott The Senate: Yes. All of it. Get rid of it.
CC-2224: That’s grounds for demotion, vod.
Boycott The Senate: You won’t.
CC-2224: …
CC-2224: I won’t because your boyfriend would complain to either General Kenobi or General Secura, and it would somehow get back to me.
Boycott The Senate: A) Not my boyfriend. B) Why General Secura? Isn’t that Bly’s General?
CC-5052: Yeah, but why is my general involved with Fox’s boyfriend? Do I have to fight someone?
CC-2224: Don’t worry about it.
[ CC-2224’s name was updated to Kote™ ]
[ Kote™ is offline]
CC-5052: Should we be worried?
CT-7567: General Kenobi walked by.
CT-7567: I’ve never seen Cody go so red.
CT-7567: He is literally the shade of your armor, Fox.
Boycott The Senate: That’s HILARIOUS. Please send pictures.
[ CT-7567’s name was updated to Rexter ]
[ Rexter sent [1] image]
Boycott The Senate: This is going STRAIGHT to the folder.
Rexter: I’m scared.
CC-3636: Don’t be. It’s just dirt on Cody
[ CC-3636’s name was updated to Wolffe ]
Boycott The Senate: Nah
[ Wolffe’s name was updated to Spicy Dog ]
Spicy Dog: I will MAIM you the next time I’m on Coruscant.
Boycott The Senate: Try me, furry.
Spicy Dog: Karking hypocrite.
CC-4020: This chat would give any natborn an aneurysm.
[ CC-4020’s name was updated to Laundry Basket ]
Rexter: Do I want to know why?
Laundry Basket: I can never have a NICE, NORMAL MISSION where General FIsto keeps his DAMN CLOTHES ON.
Boycott The Senate: I bet Bly wishes he had this problem.
Laundry Basket: As toned as most Jedi are, I’d wish this issue on nobody.
Laundry Basket: The number of times I’ve had to stop just to pick up his robes is astronomical.
Boycott The Senate: Can you give this problem to Cody?
Laundry Basket: I retract my earlier statement. That‘s hilarious, absolutely.
Kote™: aaaah Kenobi
Boycott The Senate: Nope, we are NOT doing this.
[ Kote™ was muted for [2] hours]
CC-6454: The Marshal Commander everybody.
[ CC-6454’s name was updated to Puddles ]
Puddles: I hope whoever did that gets put on KP.
Boycott The Senate: Am I allowed to put the Chancellor on refresher duty?
Rexter: Please do. I don’t like him, but I can’t say anything because General Skywalker is good friends with him.
Boycott The Senate: Ew. I’m going to ask Cody’s General >:)
TAUNGSDAY – PRIVATE CHAT: FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX and GENERAL GINGER
FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: Can I ask an important question?
GENERAL GINGER: Depends, Cody is staring at me and it’s creeping me out.
FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: Am I allowed to put the Chancellor on refresher duty?
GENERAL GINGER: I wish I could say yes, but unfortunately not.
FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: Don’t worry about Cody, he’s harmless.
GENERAL GINGER: Oh I know. Deep down he’s a big softie.
FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: Lmao
GENERAL GINGER: I must go, Cody did not like that you called him harmless.
FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: He can cry about it.
GENERAL GINGER: That’s funny. Anyways. Next time you see Quinlan tell him I said hello for me.
[ GENERAL GINGER is offline]
FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: …
TAUNGSDAY – COMMANDERS ONLY (AND REX)
Boycott The Senate: I hate that General Kenobi knows about my interactions with General Vos.
Puddles: “interactions” You mean the sex?
Boycott The Senate: Shut up.