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Penelope added "Telemachus" and 5 others.
Penelope has changed 5 other names.
Penelope: @husband I acquire your assistance
husband: what do you need honey
Penelope: I need my blanket I left it on our bed.
husband: you made a group chat just to tell me to get your blanket
Penelope: Yes.
husband: I'll get it for you.
Penelope: yes thank you
husband: no problem
Necro: WHAT IS MY NAME
Necro: I help your husband get home and THIS is my repayment 💔
son: mom what is hermes's name
son changed "Necro" to "gay"
gay: mildly better
son: peak name
gay: can.
can I add the huzz
son: sure
Arena: NO.
gay: too late lmao
gay added "Tiresias"
gay changed "Tiresias" to "blind ass"
blind ass: I don't know how to use this
gay: how are YOU typing
blind ass: It's a mystery
gay: clanker.
blind ass: What is a clanker
gay: clanker
gay: clanker
gay: 3rd party thinker over here
blind ass: ???
gay: kys
Arena: can we stop being gay.
Arena: RULES:
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
Penelope has pinned the following message:
Arena: RULES:
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
BAN HERMES.
gay: why am I getting banned 😿
Penelope: I don't know.
Arena: pda
gay: wdym pda
gay: I CALLED HIM A SLUR WDYM PDA
Arena: I can hear you giggling from the next room
gay: it's funny. I HAVE REASON TO LAUGH.
Arena: you're kicking your feet in the air aren't you.
gay: 💔
Arena: he is I just walked.
gay: GET OUT OF MY ROOM NOW.
Chapter 2: hhhhhhhhiii
Summary:
hi guys
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son: wassup
Penelope: Aren't you hiding from your father
husband: yes he is
Arena: yes he is
gay: yes he is
son: It's not MY fault
son: it's neo's
Penelope: Who is Neo?
son: i'm COOKED
gay: yes bro
gay: you're very very very cooked
son: Hermes sybau
son: @Penelope Neo is one of dad's soldiers from the war.
husband: Correct, but how do you know him?
son: I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MET HIM BEFORE
husband: I think I have his number
husband added "Neoptolemus"
husband changed one name
Pyrotechnics: wow my name is SO cool
husband: I forgot how to spell your name and that's what is autocorrected to
Pyrotechnics changed one name
Pyr: I feel so sigma!
Pyr: @son Telemachus telemachus Telemachus
son: what
Pyr: is your dad going to beat me up
son: yeah mb he doesn't like you
Pyr: tight.
blind ass: Hello Neoptolemus.
Pyr: kys old man
Pyr: I take it no one likes you
blind ass: :(