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Uniqua and Austin: We're guards of her lady, the Empress, the powerful Empress of France. 
We love our careers locking up musketeers, all in the name of the Empress! 
Julieta and Agustin: We all do our jobs with precision, and blind dedication to rules. 
What we like to say best is "You're under arrest!", all in the name of the Empress! 

Uniqua, Austin, Julieta and Agustin: In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress! 

What else can be left to discuss? 

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Austin, Julieta and Agustin: In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress! 

Uniqua and Austin: It gives life some purpose and meaning for us. 

We say "Arret!", that means "Halt!" 
We say "Halt!", that means "Stop!" 
We say "Stop!" and we know that that is clear, you can run.

Tyrone and Pablo: No, we can't!

Julieta and Agustin: You can hide.

Tyrone and Pablo: What, in here?

Uniqua and Austin: But we'll get you, my dear musketeers!

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Austin, Julieta and Agustin: In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress! 

Julieta and Agustin: It's like being police for a queen. 

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Austin, Julieta and Agustin: In the name of the Empress, the Empress, the Empress!

Pablo and Tyrone: It gives you a reason for just being mean! 

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Austin, Julieta and Agustin: All in the name of the Empress! All in the name of the Empress! All in the name of the Empress!

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Pablo and Tyrone: The lady helped us escape, without even a scrape, and not a moment too soon! 

Pablo, Tyrone, and Tasha: And now as you can see, we are musketeers three, in a magnificent hot-air balloon!

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, Julieta and Agustin: It's great to be a musketeer! Oh la la! Fa, Fa, Fa! It's great to be a musketeer! All for one and one for all!