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Egbert was scrolling through twitter looking for something to goon to, and all of a sudden, his cock hardens. He looks into the eyes of the man on the screen.. he pulls down his pants.

He puts his hand into his boxers and touches his throbbing length. He throws his boxers off. Almost ripping them in the process. His hand wraps around his dick and he begins to slowly stroke. He acts like Nick himself is edging him.
He can't help it. He goes faster and faster. He feels himself getting close.. he nuts. Since he's home alone, he goes downstairs and grabs some milk. Hydration is very important. But as John stares at the milk.. he can only imagine nick. He opens the carton.. and sticks his dick in. He begins fucking the milk. He thrusts his hips into the milk carton, soaking his cock in the milk.

"Damnit Nick... You slut..."

He thrusts faster and faster.. getting closer to the edge until he finally busts inside of the milk.

"UGH!!!"

He mikes the milk and then puts it back in the fridge. He then goes back upstairs to his computer and takes a dick pic, he then sends it to Nick on twitter.

Egbert: "This could be yours, Nicky. 😘"

Egbert powers off his computer and then grabs some butter from his fridge. He puts it in the microwave and then rubs the melted butter on his cock. He strokes. And strokes. And strokes.

He visualizes Nick under him, his fat ass getting fucked.

"YOU LIKE THIS, NICKY?! OH YEAH?! THEN FUCKING PROVE IT!"

Egbert then slaps the floor. He busts on the floor, he then hallucinates Nick's face on the floor. He screams in fear. And then.. he realizes.. he gets to fuck Nick. He slams his dick into the floor. His dick breaks clean in half.

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!!"

Egbert screams, staring at his broken, bleeding dick.

"Sucks to be you dude."

Nick's face is now on the wall too. The walls and floors turn to skin as Nick's face appears everywhere. Egbert runs, trying to escape but as the flesh squishes underneath his feet, he realizes that he's doomed. He looks for a knife but all he can find are dildos on the floor and counter. He then finds a knife block.. with dildos in it. He picks up a dildo and begins to deepthroat it. Hoping to choke on a dildo. As that's the last way he can die here. He feels a cutting, stabbing pain in his throat and realizes that it's not a dildo, but a knife.

As Egbert realizes that he's hallucinating, it's too late. He tries crawling up the stairs to find help, but he's home alone. The Nick on the stairs smirks.

"See you in hell for another round, babygirl."

Egbert screams.. the knife flies out his mouth as he screams.. the last thing he says is..

"YOU'RE NOT REAL!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!"

Egbert then goes limp, his eyes closing as his blood makes his cold corpse fall down the stairs.