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Franny and Gilly are drinking milk at the table then they hear muffled yelling from Nico’s bedroom. So they go to see Nico prolly. And they see Nico in a suit and hes being burnt alive and he says “I got a boo boo :/“ so then Gilly says “bandaid!!” And Nico goes “thank” and then ok. then they all go out but Nico has to take off his fire so the bandaid works ok? YHEY have to go back to drink the milk but it’s rotten poopy smell hahaha. So then they start cry ;-;..then they here a knock on there door… oh noes. It’s the police from ep 1 O-O. And he’s calling tgem an alien which they all laugh cuz they aren’t aliens and he punches him!!! And then they hit him with their car ok? Then naked nico starts stressing cuz he just killed a boy… mah boy..hes gone no can my mom come pick me up ok? Ih WAUT I’ll finish the story first okay? Ok. Anyways then they took him to the basement to nurse him back to helath then they fattened him up and cooked him on the stove alive. They were so hungry it was so tempting…anyways even after they were still sooooo hungry!! So they went to a restaurant called “A Restaurant” and the waitress is Mr egg!! I’m scared ok do I have to keep writing I’m kind of scared. Then Mr geg goes naked Nico you are soooo weird uoy are a drink because there’s a drink named naked and that’s where his name comes from.. ok? And naked Nico looks down and screams hes on fire again!! he runs out and franny yells at him to pay for dinner cuz the men always have to pay so then Gilly says “I thought you wer the man?” But franny slaps him and says “don’t call me needy” TJEM Gilly is sooooo confused he didn’t call her need Whatttt anyways they make dinner theirselves in the restaurant and they wanted eggs so they cracked mr egg and cooked him on Nico!! Hahahhhaha wait there’s more ok? So they uhm ok WIAT so Gilly went to the bathroom…and Nico was in there at the end of the bathroom saying “I da batroom monter!!” And Gilly said you need to stop ok thers egg shell all you ok? So then Nico said it again twice so then Gilly ran out and Nico chased him saying he was da batroom monter… and then franny saw them and also started chasing saying she was da batroom monter and the tree litl piggies went wi wi wi all the way home but there more so they got home then the cop was in there tummy and they rubbed their belly and say yum yum so after they did that they were so full afater eating the coo and mr egg ok? They uhm went sleep right ther by th door…and then there was a scary alien invasion and all the 67 mangos came down from the sky and they realized the GFN were the friends they made along the way..the end <3