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High School Showdown

Summary:

Troy Bolton, Veronica Sawyer, Gabriella Montez and 11 more users have been added to ‘High School Showdown’

Troy Bolton: What?

Veronica Sawyer: What the hell?

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OR: the characters from Heathers the Musical and High School Musical get put into a groupchat together by someone unknown

OR: i had this idea in the middle of the night after listening to the Heathers soundtrack for the 91693648293rd time and needed to write it immediately

Chapter 1: ~Introductions~

Notes:

lolol enjoy whatever garbage this is

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Troy Bolton, Veronica Sawyer, Gabriella Montez and 11 more users have been added to ‘High School Showdown’

Troy Bolton: What?

Veronica Sawyer: What the hell?

Heather Duke: what the fuck is this?

Gabriella Montez: Who are you people?

Chad Danforth: troy? gabi?

Troy Bolton: Chad? Do you know what’s going on?

Martha Dunnstock: Umm Hello? What’s happening?

Jason Dean: The Fuck Is This.

Heather Chandler: Everybody shut up.
Heather Chandler: Repeating yourselves isn’t going to solve whatever is happening.

Chad Danforth: and who put u in chrge?

Heather Chandler: I did. Got a problem, ‘Chad’?

Chad Danforth: oh god weve got anothr sharpay

Kelsi Nielsen: big yikes

Heather Chandler: Ignoring that, Veronica.

Veronica Sawyer: Yes Heather?

Heather Chandler: Have you figured out what’s going on?

Veronica Sawyer: Well, apparently we’ve all been put in a group chat together by some unknown person for some unknown reason. I can’t piece together much more than that, sorry Heather.

Heather Chandler: Good job Veronica.

Gabriella Montez: I’m assuming we all know each other? At least, half of us know each other, so I’m guessing the other half know each other as well? That would mean somebody wanted our groups to interact.

Heather Chandler: Good observation, but I didn’t ask you.

Troy Bolton: Hey, lay off Gabi!

Heather Chandler: And who exactly are you telling me what to do?

Troy Bolton: I’m Troy Bolton, star basketball player of East High, and Gabi is my girlfriend.

Heather Chandler: Great. More jocks.

Heather Duke: ew jocks

Heather Chandler: Shut up, Heather.

Heather Duke: sorry heather

Veronica Sawyer: Ooookay, I think we should all introduce ourselves, since we seem to be stuck in this thing. I’m Veronica, she/her pronouns

Gabriella Montez: Gabriella, but you can call me Gabi! She/her for me, too :)

Troy Bolton: Troy, and idk I’m a man? What other pronouns would I use

Gabriella Montez: Troy, be nice!

Martha Dunnstock: I’m Martha! She/her! Nice to meet you all :)

Chad Danforth: im chad, i use he/him ig

Jason Dean has changed their name to JD

JD: Im JD. Call Me Jason And I’ll Blow Up Your House.

Veronica Sawyer: Ignore him, he likes to think he’s funny.

Kelsi Nielsen: hiya i’m kelsi i use she/her (and maybe sometimes they hehe)

Taylor McKessie: I’m Taylor, she/her, and @Veronica Sawyer good on you for making everyone say their pronouns.

Zeke Baylor: Hey everyone! I just read thru the chat history, I’m Zeke and I use he/him

Chad Danforth: @Ryan Evans yo evans introduce urself

Ryan Evans: Would it kill you to use proper grammar, Danforth?

Chad Danforth: ye it wuld

Ryan Evans: Right, of course it would. I’m Ryan Evans, I use he/him.

Gabriella Montez: That just leaves Sharpay and the other people, Ryan could you @ sharpay for us please?

Ryan Evans: Of course. @Sharpay Evans

Sharpay Evans: What do you want Ry?

Ryan Evans: Don’t pretend you haven’t been lurking, Shar. Introduce yourself.

Sharpay Evans: Urgh, fine, I’m the fabulous Sharpay Evans, she/her.

Chad Danforth: *sharbitch evans

Gabriella Montez: Chad! Don’t be mean!

Chad Danforth: shes a bitch tho

Gabriella Montez: That doesn’t give you the right to be mean back, Chad!

Ryan Evans: He is correct though.

Chad Danforth: c gabi even ryan thinks im write

Ryan Evans: Wrong right, Danforth.

Chad Danforth: wtv

Veronica Sawyer: Wait, you guys have a specific bitch too?

Kelsi Nielsen: yeah why

Veronica Sawyer: We’ve got three.

Chad Danforth: o god

Troy Bolton: Three more Sharpays?

Heather Duke: who u calling sharpay, dickbag

Heather McNamara: Heather leave him alone :(

Heather Chandler: I agree with Heather, shut up Heather.

Heather Duke: fuck off heather

Chad Danforth: y r they all called heather

Heather Chandler: It’s called a name, birdbrain.

Sharpay Evans: Birdbrain? What a common insult.

Heather Chandler: Sharpay? What a stupid name.

Kelsi Nielsen: lmaooo get rekt shar

Ryan Evans: Nobody says that anymore Kels.

Kelsi Nielsen: idgaf

Veronica Sawyer Hey Heathers, you still haven’t introduced yourselves properly.

Heather Chandler Heather, she/her.

Heather Duke ditto

Heather Mcnamara ditto! :)

Taylor McKessie So, what now?

Gabriella Montez Well, it’s getting late, so let’s all go to bed and we can talk in the morning!

Martha Dunnstock: Good idea! I need my beauty sleep for sure

Heather Duke: ye u do

Veronica Sawyer: Can it Heather.

Heather Duke: im not scared of u veronica

Heather Chandler: Can it, Heather.

Heather Duke: oh fuck u

Gabriella Montez: Good night everyone!

Troy Bolton: Good night babe!

Martha Dunnstock: Good night :D

Zeke Baylor: Gn!!

JD: Do We All Have To Say Goodnight

Gabriella Montez: No, not specifically :)

Sharpay Evans: Good.

Notes:

thanks for reading :)

also chad types like that because 1. it’s faster and 2. it annoys ryan

JD’s typing style was inspired by (taken from) the fic Heather Cubed by sakurakyouko, it’s a great fic go read it