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There's 104 Days of Summer Vacation

Summary:

scott: Reminder pick-up officially starts at 1 PM today

bobby: WHAT

bobby: WHAT

bobby: SINCE WHEN

hank: Bobby, this has been on the calendar since early march. How did you not notice?

bobby: that was tomorrow 100%

bobby: im being gaslit
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Your basic textfic but with the o5 X-Men and also gay people, because a fandom isn't complete without a textfic and I couldn't find one for my fav found family

Chapter 1

Notes:

Okay so some quick notes before we get into this:
1. I wrote this out of pure boredom. Sure, there's a very teeny tiny amount of plot planned for later but it's mostly just silly teenagers texting eachother over summer break.
2. These chapters, for the moment, are SHORT. I know this. They might get longer when there's actual plot happening but still. Sorry about that!
3. Updates are going to be so indredibly sporadic. I'm not even trying to create the illusion that I'm a professional.
4. There will be no prose in this!! It always annoys me when I'm reading a textfic and suddenly there's prose so trust that it will not be here! I MIGHT write some companion pieces with scenes from this but honestly I don't know.
5. I've been unsuccesfully trying to write a chatfic (my fav fanfiction genre) for the better part of three years now. This is a huge deal, actually.
Okay cool now that that's out of the way, I hope you enjoy reading this!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Totally Normal Teens (TNT)

Saturday, June 7th, 12:47 PM

scott: Reminder pick-up officially starts at 1 PM today

bobby: WHAT

bobby: WHAT

bobby: SINCE WHEN

hank: Bobby, this has been on the calendar since early march. How did you not notice?

bobby: that was tomorrow 100%

bobby: im being gaslit

jean: have you genuinely not packed yet

bobby: im packing rn

bobby: i can totally make it

warren: has anyone seen my blow dryer??

  • bobby: i can totally make it

warren: uhuh

bobby: 🖕

  • warren: has anyone seen my blow dryer??

jean: yeah i think i packed yours by accident we have the same one

jean: im downstairs already, come get it whenever

warren: ok thanks jean!

hank: Bobby do you want me to help you pack?

bobby: hank, this is why ur my favorite

bobby: not that i cant make it otherwise

bobby: everything is very under control rn

scott: Right, of course

scott: So what’s the frantic banging noise in your room?

bobby: me and your mom lol

scott:

jean:

warren:

hank:

bobby: tough crowd ig

 

Saturday, June 7th, 12:55 PM

jean: scott your brother is here

jean: bobby your parents too

scott: omw

bobby: On My Way!

bobby: *On My Way!

bobby: **On My Way!

warren: i think we get it bobby

bobby: fml

scott: Hank and Warren, your parents are here too

warren: yeah i know omw

hank: On my way

bobby: thanks hank, appreciate it

bobby: we On My Way! in solidarity ✊

jean: i think that’s just because hank hasn’t used an abreviation in his life

bobby: shhh

 

jean & warren

Saturday, June 7th, 13:06 PM

jean: hi, are you gonna be OK?

jean: i don’t wanna pry but from what I know your dad is

jean: yeah.

jean: sorry if this is weird

warren: it's fine.

warren: don't worry too much about it ok?

jean: if youre sure

jean: you can talk to me tho!

warren: I know.

warren: thanks jean

jean: :)

Totally Normal Teens (TNT)

Saturday, June 7th, 19:22 PM

scott: [Forwarded]: X-Men, I hope all of you have a nice summer break. The intention of our school was not and has never been to completely separate you from the outside world, but please do stay safe out there. If any of you feel the need to return to the school before the end of summer break (29th of July) the door will always be open for you (although the cleaning crew doesn’t arrive until the 26th). I don’t intend to let you do any missions during break but, should the need arise, you’ll hear from me. Sincerely, Professor Charles Xavier.

bobby: aw hes worried about us guys

jean: did i miss an e-mail?

scott: No he just texted me this and asked me to forward to you

warren: does the professor seriously sign off his texts

bobby: hes old warren give him a break 😞

bobby: HOKLY SHIT HE JUST POKE TO ME TELEPATHICALLY

bobby: DID ANYONE ESLE HEAR THAT

bobby: legit just heard him whisper “dont be impolite bobby” in my mind

jean: IM DYING

bobby: thought the telepathic scolding was finally over smh

bobby: that was terrifying

bobby: i know im joking about it but that scared the crap out of me

jean: Im pinning all of this I want to look at it and smile when times are hard

bobby: yeah lets all laugh at my suffering

bobby: HA-HA-HA

bobby: 🖕

Notes:

It physically hurt me not to use capital letters. I'm a punctuation girly until I die