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The first day of class, Nevermore was buzzing with new students looking their ways around, old ones reuniting with their friends, and as every other new student that arrives at a new school, I was pale from nerves. I had been suffering from stomach pains all weekend because of this. I mean, starting in a new school at this age is not easy, and everyone is so judgmental. You might think that being an outcast is torture enough, but no.

 —I promise you, Lottie, you will love this school as much as I did. And you already have a friend here.

 —Mom... You know it didn't bother me being with normies.

My mom, Caroline Evans, ex-student of Nevermore and best friend with Morticia... I mean the Morticia Addams. During her time as a student, they shared everything together...Eventually they even share ways of parenting.

 —You will make friends that can finally understand you, and wonderful memories here, I know it. —She grabbed my face with tenderness.—Besides... there's nothing a shapeshifter cannot do. —She placed a small kiss on my forehead.

After a little more chat and a long goodbye, my mother finally left, leaving me to my luck, but it wouldn't last very long. I grab my things to find my bedroom, but i went around the school like 3 times and didn't find anything. 

 —I'm sorry, do you know where Ophelia Hall is? Even a map would get lost here."

The student with a purple beanie smiled at me. —It's simpler than you may think. I was just on my way there. New student?"

 —Yes... although I’m not quite sure if i fit, honestly.

 —In an outcast school? Yeah, it's hard... I'm Ajax, by the way.

 —Charlotte, a pleasure. (He's cute.)

We chatted for a bit while we walked to Ophelia Hall, and when we arrived at the door, we stopped.

 —Are you coming in, or are you just being a gentleman, leaving me at the door?

 —I actually came to see my girlfriend. (That was embarrassing of me. I did not know he had a girlfriend!) —I've not seen her around and I thought about coming to see her. —As he talked, he opened the door, going in and pointing for me to come in.

I followed him and we started going up the stairs.

 —Oh, so that’s what the stuffed animal is for.

 —Yes.

 —How cute. —We stayed in silence until we were at the top.

 —Weren’t you going to your bedroom? —He asked me.

 —I mean yes, but I came to see a friend. (I don't think he's dating Wednesday. I mean, he would kill himself the first day.)

Ajax thinking:

(She's a friend of Enid? I don't think I ever met her...)

Ajax knocked on the door and Wednesday opened.

 —Hi Wednesday, how was your summer?

 —I stopped a seri-

 —Wensyyyy! —I hugged her for just what seemed like a blink and then let go of her.— I’ve missed you.

 —Mother told me you were coming. Don’t call me those ridiculous names, at least here.

 —You were friends with Wednesday?! I thought you were friends with Enid. By the way, is she around?

 —She left with her pack. I threatened to neuter them if they didn’t leave.

 —You mind giving her this? —He showed the unicorn plush and Wednesday grabbed it with disgust.— Thanks... bye Charlotte.

As he left, I saw how Wednesday threw the stuffed animal to the side and I saw a very colorful girl catching it.

 —You must be Enid, right? —I asked the rainbow with legs next to me.

 —Yes!! Hiii, I’m sorry you had to see that. Please don’t tell him I was hiding.

 —Don’t worry. —Whispering— I won’t tell a soul. —(Just to show off, I'm very good at keeping secrets and listening)— Besides, I just came to say hi.

 —Hello—said Wednesday with her usual deathly tone.— I’m glad you did come. I think you will find the people here very... interesting.

 —Yeah, if you like murderers, —said Enid with a small chuckle, like a joke.

The only problem is that I do like them...

I just shared a little smirk with Wednesday. Who knew..? And I knew she knew. And I know she knows that I know that she knows...

I said goodbye to Enid, leaving her confused and a bit worried

The first day was over and after the little speech that Wednesday gave us yesterday after she burned that painting (but being honest, I would also burn that painting), I must admit that the pyre was crazy. I loved how the phoenix flew around. I wanted to clear my mind, so i went to see how Pugsley was doing, cause i saw how insecure he was yesterday, he's like a little brother to me, i also needed an excuse to go out and breathe fresh air. 

 —I knocked on the door of Caliban Hall and someone opened.

 —Hi, is— Oh, Ajax, hi, is Pugsley around?

 —Charlotte! No, I thought he was with the bees boy.

 —You know where they might be? Or do I have to guess?

 —You're on your own, I haven’t seen him since... yesterday. That’s no good, if you find it please let me know.

 —Thank you anyways... knowing his sister, maybe in what trouble he got. —I chuckled a little but I knew it could be true.—I’ll do, byee Ajax.

He said goodbye and I went to find him. I walked to the library, then to the Lago tower (although I don’t think I can go there), when I finally thought of going to the Hummers’ shed.

When I arrived, I heard Pugsley's voice, so I knocked on the door and entered.

 —Pugsley? Are you—? ...The first thing I saw was a zombie chained to the wall and... vomiting on Pugsley and Eugene..?

 —I think I'm gonna call him Slurp, —said the Addams boy with a face of pure joy.

 —Am I... interrupting something? Why is there a zomb—?

 —Charlotte?! —shouted Eugene— "T-this is not what it looks like!!

 —A chained zombie that just vomited on both of you? I’m quite sure it's what I think it is, but I’m not willing to ask many questions.

When I turned to look at the half-dead, he looked at me and desperately moved trying to free himself, but Pugsley quickly threw a small lightning bolt at him.

 —Hey! Don’t be so mean with the poor thing, he doesn’t look like he can do much harm. —I said, approaching a little more to him.— Anyways, I went to check on you, but it seems you’ve been busy, so I’ll leave you both... and him.

 —His name is Slurp, and you can’t tell anybody about him. Not even my sister.

—You know me, my lips are sealed. And he doesn’t have the face of a Slurp, you should find a better name.

 —...Nah, he likes it.

The zombie grunted very loudly, clearly in disagreement.

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The classes weren't as boring as I thought they'd be. I talked with Wednesday during lunch, and she told me she had a plan to visit Tyler in Willow Hill... something. But she didn’t give any details, as always. I’ve never met him, but after all the letters she wrote to me about him last year, I feel like I kind of do. Honestly, I’m fine not really knowing him.

The rest of the day, I roamed around the school trying to find a calm place, but everywhere I went, there was some couple swallowing each other’s mouths… and it wasn’t very pleasant. So I went to a place Wednesday once mentioned, something like a crypt around the school. I didn’t pay much attention when she told me, I was focused on… other stuff. But anyway, I decided to see if I could find it.

It was already late when I began my search, but what was there to lose? It’s not like there’s a monster hiding in the woods… I probably shouldn’t get too confident, actually.

 —It’s just 5 PM, why is it so dark?— I started talking to myself, trying to comfort me. Because even if I don’t get scared easily (I mean, i grew up with Wednesday), being alone in the woods in the dark is pretty scary to everybody. —Maybe I should head back… I don’t think I can find it— (I shouldn't give up so easily) —Perhaps if I look for another 30 minutes. —I'm not very convinced, but I don't want to go back yet, so…

I walked without thinking and lost track of time. When I realized how long it had been, it was completely dark, and it had started raining. I looked for something to cover myself with, but there was nothing in sight, and the trees weren’t exactly helping. I tried heading back to the school, but somehow I felt like something was calling me. I tried following my instincts, but the rain was too strong. I didn’t want to catch a bad cold (And at this point, it was almost certain I was doomed to catch one).

I started walking back, trying to find my way out in the dark when i began feeling a presence, but i didn’t know from where. So I just walked faster and tried to sharpen my hearing. Then, out of the darkness, a hand suddenly covered my mouth and pushed me against a tree. My pulse quickened (I swear I could hear my own heartbeat). The dark wasn’t helping, I couldn’t see who was it. I squinted, trying to see my attacker, and when I managed to focus… I saw him. 

He was standing there, clearly not expecting to see me. And… covered in..! is that blood? Yeah, not great.

— “Mmmh??” —I mumbled under his hand, before he took his hand out of my mouth— “Slurp? Weren’t you like… chained?” — I asked, catching my breath.

After my question, he just stared at me. It was weird, seeing the bones and muscles of someone… or something. I can't explain it, but his gaze had something different (besides the fact that he barely had eyelids). He stayed quiet, but I could hear the ticking of a clock, somehow.

 —You’re not gonna eat me, right?— I asked.

He just grunted and stepped away from me.

 —Thank you. For being a zombie, you’re very intelligent.

He grunted again, pointing at me to follow him—and so I did. (Not the sanest thing I’ve done lately.)

He guided me through some weird places i started doubting on what I was doing when out of the dark i see that we made it back to Nevermore, which was very surprising.

 —How did you know the path? Or was it just luck?— I asked him, pure astonishment in my voice.

 —Mrghhhh.— He obviously grunted again. (Don’t know why I keep asking him questions.)

 —Thank you very much, Slurp. Did Pugsley let you go, or do I have to tell him?

 —Grhgm!!—He shook his head, pointing at me not to.

 —Just because you saved me this once, I’m gonna leave now. —sneeze— Shit… thanks for bringing me back. Byee.” — I walked away looking at him once more to finally hugg myself from the cold, and run to Ophelia's hall.

When I arrived at my room (that I share with a vampire and a faceless), I quickly took a shower and changed. One of my roommates was studying, the other… who knows where. After a quick shower, I put on my pajamas and dried my hair with a towel when I heard a knock on the door. I went to open it—and there was Ajax.

He stood still for a second with a stone face (ha).

 —Oh, hi. I’m sorry to bother you at this hour, but just in case you wanted to know, I found Pugsley. He looked worried, but he’s alright.— (Yeah, I can imagine why.) —

 —Ajax, hi. Don’t worry, and yes, I saw him in the morning, but I forgot to tell you. With all the classes and things, I lost track of time. Oh, and were you looking for Enid? I saw her sitting at lunch with some others from her pack.”

 —Yeah, I saw her too… I don’t know why she keeps avoiding me. I mean, I think I know… I just don’t want to accept it.

 —I’m sorry. Maybe she just needs some time for herself. Or she just doesn’t know how to express her feelings .

 —I don’t think so. But I don’t want to burden you with my problems, so I’ll be off.

 —Thank you for coming to tell me about Pugsley anyway. And don’t doubt, if you ever need someone to rely on, you can always count on me.

 —Thank you, Charlotte.— He gave me a sad smile and left.

I shut the door, and when I turned, I saw my faceless roommate giving me the biggest mischievous expression I’ve ever seen on someone with no face features. I swear i saw her smile. I mean like, how?!

 —Nooo! He has a girlfriend! And besides, I’m not that into him. I have other thing on my mind.

(We know what. Starts with an S and ends with lurp.)

 — (See for yourself, I was just saying) — She said in sign language.

I decided to go to bed early because I could feel the cold coming for me, and I just had a lot to think about. I lay in bed thinking about everything. (I should ask Wednesday how her visit to the psychiatric hospital went). Slurp gave me a lot of curiosity. Like, why did I hear a tick-tock? Was it him? I want to know who he is. I feel this weird attraction toward him. It’s not like I like him or anything… and just like that i fell asleep thinking of him.

During the night, I suddenly woke up because of a strange noise, like someone scratching the window, which was weird because it was like 4 AM. I wanted to check, but my bed was so warm that I resigned myself. But the sound got louder. Eventually, I got up and went to move the curtains but they were already open. (I could swear I closed them.) I looked out, but there was nothing. (I was on the second floor. I don’t think someone would climb up just to bother me.) Probably just a tree. There’s one in front of the window… yeah, it must’ve been that.

So i went back to sleep and when I woke up in the morning, I could feel my head boiling and my throat dry. I didn’t want to move, but then I remembered a remedy for colds that Morticia used to give me when I was sick. So I went to see if Wednesday had any. (Besides, today we were going to Camp Jericho, and I didn’t want to miss it just for a stupid cold)

 — I knocked on her door—

 — Enid opened— Oh hi, Lottie. What do you need?

 —I needed a cold remedy and thought Wednesday might have some.— I said as I entered, and Enid closed the door behind me

 —Luckily for you, I do. It’s in that box.— She pointed to a beautiful black box in front of her bed

 —Thanks.— I went to the box and opened it, just when the two of them started arguing again

 —You know, if you came, it would be the perfect opportunity for you to get to know the wolf pack better,— said Enid with a soft tone

 —As Voltaire once said, ‘The happiest of lives is a busy solitude.’

 —You can’t avoid people forever

 —Ironic, considering you’ve been avoiding Ajax

(Oh damn. I mean, I knew it, but still—damn. I'm kind of nosy, but in a good way.)

 —He keeps dropping gifts at the door like some desperate raccoon

 —Ugh! I just didn’t expect my relationship with Bruno to heat up so quickly. I mean, we literally skipped right past the talking phase. —She sighed— I just don’t know how to break things off with Ajax

 —A quick blow to the head should suffice

I had already found the medicine, but I didn’t want to leave.

 —Can I ask something?— I looked at Enid— Who’s Bruno? And why do you want to break up with Ajax?

 —But you won’t say anything, okay? Bruno is a boy I met in the wolf pack and he’s so cute and nice.

 —Is that the tall, curly-haired guy you sat with at lunch?

(I knew exactly who he was, but I didn’t want to sound like a stalker, so I played dumb.)

 —Yes, that one! He’s so—

 —Enid, I just remember, didn’t Divina borrow your swimsuit top?

 —Oh my god. Maybe she did! Thank you Wednesday. Lottie, we can chat more on the way to the camp?!

 —I would love that

Then Enid quickly ran off

 —Why do you ruin my research? — I scolded her with a sad but sarcastic tone

 —I needed the decibel level to go down so I could think. I don’t get why you’re so interested in such trivial problems

 —They’re simple but interesting. And you have a problem with murder mysteries, but I don’t say anything

 —Did you grab the medicine? I don’t want your bacteria all over the place

 —Yes. And I’ll leave you to your… eye? Whose eye is?!— I don’t care. Will you go to Camp Jericho? Do you remember when they sent us there when we were like 12 and you met that gu—

 —No. Leave or I’ll have to take you out in a bag

 —I chuckle— I’m sorry, I won’t bother you anymore. Good luck.

 —Goodbye, Charlotte.

I took the medicine back to my room and drank it. Even though it’s gross (I asked Morticia once what it was made of, and I don’t remember all the ingredients, but one of them was frog legs, and that’s more than I wanted to know), it’s very effective. But it takes like an hour to fully work.

So I went outside for a little walk and to chat with others to learn more about Camp Jericho. On my way, I ran into a strange little girl—a redhead with braids. A little weird, but she knew a lot about everything.

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When i realize it was alredy time to leave to the camp. I don't love them exactly (not a big fan of sleep in the floor) but interesting things always happen so i like to go just to find out as soon as possible, is important to always be early for any new gossip.

When i arrive at the front of the school where the bus was waiting for everybody, i look arround and notices some tension between Ajax and Enid, they were chatting about something when Bruno arrive and took Enid's suitcases, and, the faces, my god. Then proffesor Capri took her away, and they chat a bit the then she quickly ran off (The poor woman. I've seen her chasing after every werewolf in school, they are so problematic),and so i kept lookig waiting something else to happen then Wednesday appears, and i swear i hear the —"OH MY GOD, YES!!"— from Enid after she saw her, and out of nowhere that weird braid girl appears (Invisibility, i should have guess) and Enid clearly got scared, and i feel quite a lot of hatred between them, then Wednesday trows her back pack at the readhead. When i start aproching to joing the chat and first thing i heard is:

 —I'll be sleeping with one eye open.

 —Don't bother pup, you wouldn't see me comming anyway 

And both of them leaves clearly annoyed 

 —Finally, did you got tired of spying? —Wednesday questioned sarcastically —

 —You can say that, what's with those two? And who is the readhead

 —She was my stalker, Agnes, the one i told you about. Also that try to kill Enid, it turn out she was just an amateur, so i turn her into an unpaid assistan 

 —I see that. So that's why the tension, well it makes sens. We should talk more how i didin't knew about this sooner?

 —You didin't ask

 —Fair enough, and what's with the change of mind?

 —Going to the camp is just merely a cover for my ongoing murder investigation

 —Found a clue?

 —More than that, i found a cabin that belonged  to Tyler's father

 —The one that died, the sheriff?

—Yes. In fact he eye that i had in this morning was from him.

 —Why were you with his eyes? How did you get it? —sigh— I've lear of not ask questions i don't want the answer. Im glad you found a clue and i hope you find what you're looking for, and if it's nothing too disgusting, please tell me, you can always count with me, as long is not hidding bodies, you know i can't handle the pressure.

 —I know, but i don't make any promises. I still don't get how you were so bad at digging.

 —It wasn't focused okay?! We've discussed this, and besides is not like everyone got a grave digging kit on his sixth birthday

 —I know, i had such a good time that winter. I dug up my great-great-grandfather with that kit.

We start walking to the bus while we chat when the director, dorp? Thop? Something like that, calls Wednesday but i kept walking without her. When i got in the bus Enid called me to sit with her, and so i did (Althougt i pass rigth next to Ajax who was sitting by himself. Ahh! I wanted but it wouldn't have been the best idea). During the trip Enid told me why her feeling had change and how they grew apart during summer, and more stuff about Bruno which honestly didn't listen to. I recomend her to finish thing with Ajax as soon as posible because it could be way worse if she just let it be, but i don't think she even try to listen to me.

When we arrive, i grab my things and get off the bus when i see Pugsley....dragging a coffin? 

I went to ask about it when i see Wednesday with my same intentions

 —What's with the vampire coffin —she ask—

 —Uh..I used it to smuggle signal flares and gasoline, you know, for the forest fire?

 —You mean...campfire? —i ask him—

 —Whatever. As long as somethin burns —Then just as he finish the sentence something inside of the coffin starts whimpering and growling

—Yeah sure..

Then we heard some honking, was the Addams car that was aproching us

 —Im off now, byee— Even thougt i love Morticia and Gomez, and i would love to say hi to them, i knew how was the relationship of Wednesday with her mother and if something happens i prefer to listen from a far, family drama is not my thing, and i don't want to get involve if they found out about the zombie.

So i went to help set the tent, which i share with Wednesday and Enid. After a while trying to figure out the manual we finish setting the tent with Enid, so we go to see the director who was giving a "speach"? When some long faces normies dressed as soldiers arrives marching, one behind the other 

 —Ron Kruger. Phoenix cadet master. I reserved this campground six moth ago for my annual camp CLAW. Cadets...what does CLAW mean?

Then the brainless with green scarves around their necks and a bunch of badges sewn onto the shirts shout back 

 —Camping, learning, adventure, wilderness!

 —We have a sign contract which means you need to pack your tents and vacate the wood inmediately — Said the old man with a hat and awefull green shorts, while taking a papel of his pocket

 —Well, i also have contract, signed by the camp's owner. —Said the director also taking a pice of paper of his jacket

 —Old Jack. Yeah, he retired to Orlando. His sons run the business now. Must have double-booked.

 —Sounds like normi incompetence. Well, see you around, sarge

Completly ignoring the director's words he turn to look at us and start talking —I've been preparing these boys for the last 364 days for my ultimate wilderness challenge. That is happening this weekend! Cadets, help them pack and load. Putcast tailling at 1600 hours.—

All the cadets answer —Sir, yes, sir!!—

Then, a air horn it is heard at full volume 

 —If you and you dead-eyed drones want this campground so badly, then figth us for it. Winners takes all. Loser goes home.— Said the only person dress in black and white, with a deadly gaze.

 —I like the sound of that, unless you and your boys are not up for the challenge. —added the director—

 —...Okay, pigtails. We speak the same lenguage. What are you proposing

You know. Me, that i've know Wednesday practically since birth, and help her in eveything. I still don't get why if she hates being the center of atenttion always keeps getting into everything, don't get me wrong i love her confident and the diva attitude, but damm...

 —In an unexpected change to our schedule, i am announcing the first cadets vs. Outcast color war. Each side will have their own team zephyr, designed by our Da Vinci students.

 —The rules of engagement are simple.

(*Now it comes the explanation of the rules that I'm to lazy to write, we have all seen the serie*)

 —You have five minutes to select your teammates.

 —Guess the nigthshades are back —Said Bianca 

 —Bruno and i want in— Enid exclaimed 

 —So do i— added Eugene 

 —And her— I heard Wednesday said pointing at me

 —Wait what? No i don't. I didin't came to this

 —A shapeshifter is perfect for this

 —Ah, man i'm sorry but this is a nigthsades-only team.— Ajax said, a little arrogant in my opinion. 

Everyone thought the same thing as me and they looked at him as if he had said that mermaids don't exist. 

 —But, sure... Go ahead

 —So what's the plan?

 —Well, we can guard the zephyr. Charlotte you can trick them and if they get to close i'll stone and you can siren them.

 —The rest of us will be on the attack.

 —Good luck, freaks! —said the old grumpy man —

When we heard the gunshot the game finally starts. We run toward the wood, then we separated, the siren bpy, Ajax and me went to protect the zephyr and Wednesday, Enid, Bruno, Bianca and Eugene went to the othes team site to steal it 

When we arrive i shift to the appearance of one of the cadets and hide behind a tree. When i saw them apear with they face paint like some cave man, I aproch them calfully trying to act like a brain-washed cadet would.

 —Wispering— Don't shoot him, the snakes can shoot petrifying lasers.(Thats so stupid they won't bealive such-)

 —They can't..do they?

 —Why do you think the beanie is for?. (It worked)

 —Weren't you supose to be with the attackers? 

 —They outnumbered us, they're fighting right now, we need reinforcements. 

 —Cadets 3 and 7 go help

 —We need more than that!

 —That's all you will get. Go

I leave with the other two boys but before we could arrive i turn to them

 —Do you know what to do? This freaks are....deceptive 

 —Why do we stop?! Yes we do

 —Sure? —i transform again but this time like one of them, and while they were still in shock i push one to a near bush, and the other start figthing me but i manege quickly to knock him out and when i start tying him up by his feet and hands the other one stud up but he hasn't seen which was which—

 —Stop, right there!! —he said pointig a gun at me—

 —What are you doing?! I'ts me, i'm stoping him, Come on help out!

 —What's my name! (How im a supose to answer that?!!)

 —John! (so stupid..)

 —He lower the gun (I can belive it really worked!!) — Wrong! — He shot me, aiming for my leg (i should have known, I'm not that lucky. It had to be a boyscoutt)

I manegge to dodged it —That's was not a fair play!!— (Wednesday shooted arrows at me just for fun, i'm no stranger to dodging things like this.), I threw myself at him tying his handkerchief over his eyes and knocking him out with one blow, after that i tied him and his little friend into a tree but when i finish i see the green flare in the sky. (Shit. Ajax). I went to see what had happend and the first thing i see is one guy petrified, literally, and the other one with a bag in his head 

 —Had to be man, do you have any excuse?

 —They took my beanie!

 —I can see that — I knee infront of him and unleashed the bag from his head, and he lift it just enougth to show his face but not the snakes

 —Luckly for you, our team got theirs zephyr, if not i would have kill you myself

 —I was so stupid...at leats you did your part, im sorry

 —Don't be, those were sneaky boyscoutts—i said standing up and grabbing his beanie that was nailed to a tree with an arrow—

 —He stan up and walk toward me standing a little to close to me— Thank you, Lottie...—He goes to grab his beanie but when he takes it our fingers brushed and i felt a shiver run through my body. His gaze was locked with mine, i wanted to look other way but i just couldn't 

 (DAMM, SHIT AAAAHHHH!!!)— I must admit, the bag does looks good on you. —i said trying to act normally—

 —He chuckles, and step away to put his beanie— Don't look

I close my eyes and when he tells me to open them again, he's looking at me. After what it sems like hours, but were just a couple of seconds we heard the cheers and shouts of excitement coming from the camp 

 —I'll supose that's for us..How to we take him?— We both stared at the stone boy at our side —We could leave him..?—

After we all arrive to the camp, and everyone were cheering and practically jumping of joy we left the stone boy in his tent and go our sepatared ways until the noon were we all get together for the fire camp. Everyone sing and roast marshmallows over the fire, i had forgotten about the zombie inside a coffin inside Puglsey's tent. When everybody leave the fire i saw pugsley and Eugene 

 —Puglsey hey, can i speak to you? Just a sec

 —Sure what's up?

 —Im still kind of worried about you brining a zombie here, are you sure is safe?

 —HOW DID YOU- Oh rigth the coffin....Relax i put a trap with a bunch of fireworks in the tent so, if slurp goes out will know it

 —Are you sure that was the best idea that came to your mind? 

 —The best one

Such bad timming. Just as he said that we see how the fireworks ligth up to the sky

 —Slurp! — He and Eugene run to their tent—

(Whats wrong with the man?!) —I go after them—

Eugene hold a flashlight over the face of the sargent, with now less brain than before —I knew we should've told someone. Slurp was always more of your friend anyways

 —Yeah, i can't defend you in this one, it's kind of your fault

—Agnes apear— Harboring a murderous zombie will get bot your butts expelled for sure.

 —What are you doing here?—(Poor Puglsey he looked quite scared)

 —Proving myself to your sister by handling her low-priority tasks. Like kepping you alive

 —That alredy my job —i claim to her —

 —You don't seem you've handling so well

 —Hey, i was here before you, and im not you enemy now, why so agresive? 

 —We need to find slup. —Puglsey finally said changing the subject—

 —No way. I'm out of the zombie business

 —Relax. Slurp never try to eat my brain

 —Because that would be empty calories (so mean...but true)

 —Look, the last time i was alone with a monster in the wood, i ended up in a coma.

 —Stop bragging

We go out of the tent to look out for slurp, almost draggin Eugene out. After a while of searching the camp Puglsey heard some noises in the bathroom and when we enter we see Slurp with an axe breaking the door of the shower in which Gomez was in (and as a soundtrack "Besame mucho").

 —No, Slurp! Not my dad! —He throws a lightning at him that pushes him through the wall — (damm)

The camp ended sooner than expected, i supose than after a murder we couln't stay there. I saw how they took slurp to willow hill in a straitjacket, i want to know who he is, i feel like i need to, i need to search more about him, aghh! Who do i ask about this kind of stuff?!..I know.

This wasn't what i expected for the weekend, i mean, i was sure something thrilling was going to happend, but a killer zombie wasn't exactly in my list.