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               “—Hey, guys.” Matt chirped, and the group turned to see Matt standing a few feet away with a very young boy in his left arm, pressed against his hip. They all stared for a second. Then Edd asked what they were all thinking.

               “Matt, whose kid is that?” Edd asked, concerned. Matt just smiled and shrugged.

               “I have no idea,” Matt said nonchalantly.

               “You should— You should probably put him back,” Tom chimed in.

               “Oh, my god, I didn’t steal him, Jesus Christ.” Matt scoffed and looked at them in shock. “He was just handed to me by someone in a hurry. Like, literally dumped into my arms. I could have just taken this kid, and I could get away with it, too; these people seem to really trust me with their children. I really hope it’s not just because they think I’m a drag queen.” his face lit up with an evil, but sarcastic grin. “Quick, pop the trunk.”

               “Yes.” Tord shared his grin.

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