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expl0_dynamight 7:58 PM

          sybau

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:58 PM

         eh? whats that (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

 

expl0_dynamight 8:00 PM

         shut your bitch ass up

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 8:01 PM

          :'(

          what

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middle school bakudeku texting au

Notes:

i have other stuff i should work on but ive always loved reading bakudeku texting AUs so i just had to make one!

i hope u like it💙

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annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:48 PM

          hii i like ur pfp!! @expl0_dynamIght

          its really cool! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

          is allmight ur fav too?

          hes definitely my fav lol! ^^

          whos ur second fav?

          idk to be honest whos my second fav

          i like all the heros!! theyre so cool risking their lives for the innocents

          i wanna do that too one day!! i wanna be like them!(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

 

          expl0_dynamight is online

 

expl0_dynamight 7:58 PM

          sybau

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:58 PM

         eh? whats that (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

 

expl0_dynamight 8:00 PM

         shut your bitch ass up

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 8:01 PM

          :'(

          what

          thats so mean why would u say that:(((((

 

expl0_dynamight 8:06 PM replied to 'hii i like ur pfp!!' @annoyingallm_Ightfan

         oh thanks ig

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 8:07 PM

         well ur welcome but :(((

 

expl0_dynamight 8:09 PM

          oh mb i didnt see your first msg i thought u were just spamming

          and stop with the sad emojis its depressing

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 8:10 PM

          oh ok :|

 

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intro_2heros 8:12 PM

          should i kick him for u ??? @annoyingallm_Ightfan

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 8:13 PM

          ehhh

          no no its fine dw dww^.^

 

 


 

 

expl0_dynamight 6:22 PM

          nice analysis nerd

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 6:26 PM

          who me?

 

expl0_dynamight 6:30 PM

          obviously

          who else is there

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 6:30 PM

          uh a lot of ppl actually ╮(╯_╰)╭

          but thank you!! q(≧▽≦q)

 

           expl0_dynamight is typing…

          exp0_dynamight is offline

 

 


 

 

expl0_dynamight 4:32 PM

          send me the close up of that photo @intro_2heros

          now

 

intro_2heros 4:33 PM

          🙃

          a please would be nice

          and maybe some patience.

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 4:33 PM replied to 'a please would be nice' @intro_2heros

          lol thats what im saying

 

midnightlover476 4:34 PM replied to 'a please would be nice' @into_2heros

          lmao yes this is what we need ppl!

          need to start putting dynamight in his place🤣🤣

 

expl0_dynamight 4:36 PM

          just send it

 

intro_2heros 4:37 PM

          and like i said, a please and some patience would be nice.

 

expl0_dynamight 4:37 PM

          i dont have time for this

 

          expl0_dynamight is offline

 

entrancedinmighty 4:40 PM

          seriously whats up with this kid man😭

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 4:40 PM

           (*^_^*) ill check!

 

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          annoyingallm_Ightfan sent an attachment

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 4:56 PM

          is this what u were looking for(✿◕‿◕✿)

 

          expl0_dynamight is online

 

expl0_dynamight 5:13 PM

          yea it is

          thanks

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:13 PM

          youre welcome! ^^

          use it well❤️

 

expl0_dynamight 5:21 PM

          why the heart

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:23 PM

         why notㄟ(≧◇≦)ㄏ

         we gotta show some love these days!

 

expl0_dynamight 5:24 PM

         what is your life all sunshine and rainbows or something

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:29 PM

        eh not really

        kinda the opposite actually

 

expl0_dynamight 5:32 PM

        thats

       depressing

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:33 PM

        no

        i prefer to stay postive even when i struggle! it makes me stronger

 

expl0_dynamight 5:35 PM

         does it tho?

         whatever. not like i care if u have a shitty life or not

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:36 PM

         :(

         ur really mean sometimes yknow :((

 

expl0_dynamight 5:38 PM

         i know

 

         expl0_dynamight is offline

 

 

 

Chapter 2

Notes:

right um....

hope u like it<3

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DIRECT MESSAGES

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:00 PM

          ohmygosh ohmygosh!!!

          dynamight.

          HOw THE HECK DID U GET THAT POSTER

 

expl0_dynamight 5:10 PM

          what?

          what the hell are u on about

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:10 PM replied to an attachment sent by expl0_dynamight

          thiss!!

 

expl0_dynamight 5:11 PM

          what abt it

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:11 PM

          that poster is limeted edition yknow! LIMITED!!

          ive been looking for it for literally FOREVER> <

 

expl0_dynamight 5:13 PM

          so?

          yu want it?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:13 PM

          yes plsss

          ill pay you!!(/≧▽≦)/

 

expl0_dynamight 5:14 PM

          ha

          no

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:15 PM

          what!!

          whyyyyyyyyy:((((

          plsss

          plsss dyna

 

expl0_dynamight 5:18 PM

          stop fucking begging its embarrassing

          and do u think im a fucking idiot? I know how much my shit costs

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:19 PM

          i never said that( ̄﹏ ̄;)

          its just i really i really want it so fricking baddd!!! and ill pay you however much u want !

          within reason ofc!^^

 

expl0_dynamight 5:20 PM

          i said no

          now stop messaging me

 

          expl0_dynamight is offline

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:20 PM

          no stayyy

          just hear me out plsss

 

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:34 PM

          :(((

          can u atleast send me the full pic?

 


 

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expl0_dynamight 7:22 AM replied to "can u atleast send me the full pic?" by annoyingallm_Ightfan

          no

          check this out

 

          expl0_dynamight sent an attachment

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:30 AM

          omg i was wondering why u were texting me so early but HOW THE HECK DID U GET THIS CLIP OF ALLMIGHT

          THATS SO FRICKING COOL UGH HES SO COOLL!!!>"<

 

expl0_dynamight 7:31 AM

          this shit is so funny

          u see the way he fucking squashed that guy?

          thats what ill be doing to u

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:33 AM

ur gonna do that.. to me..?o_o

 

expl0_dynamight 7:34 AM

          fuck yeah

          if we ever meet im beating the shit out of u

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:36 AM

          gulp

          um ok..

 

expl0_dynamight 7:36 AM

          shitty loser

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:37 AM

          …

 

          expl0_dynamight is offline

 

 

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annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:00 PM

          ill trade u then

          instead of paying u

 

exlp0_dynamight 2:00 PM

          half the time i dont know what the fuck ur talking about

          speak clearly you fucking idiot

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:01 PM

          so mean(;′⌒`)

          but u actually replied fast this time! wooww^^

 

expl0_dynamight 2:03 PM

          because im not glued to my phone all day and i actually got shit to do

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:03 PM

          im not glued to my phone!

          i just dont really do a lot of stuff

 

expl0_dynamight 2:04 PM

          depressing

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:04 PM

          ugh ur always saying that! tbh i think ur the one thats depressing actually!

 

expl0_dynamight 2:07 PM

          idgaf

          are you obese or something

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:08 PM

          um no(˘・_・˘)

          do i give off that impression??

          not that theres anything wrong with obese ppl!!

 

expl0_dynamight 2:10 PM

          what do u mean theres nothing wrong with obese ppl? theres a lot wrong with them 

          they just throw away their lives to eat and become pigs

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:12 PM

          what the heck!!ಠ_ಠ whats wrong with you? dont say that! 

          thats so rude

 

expl0_dynamight 2:13 PM

          gluttonly is a sin

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:13 PM

          uh so is hatred??

 

exp0_dynamight 2:14 PM

          i guess you live up to your name

          youre fucking annoying

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:15 PM

          ugh i dont even why i talk to u

 

expl0_dynamight 2:15 PM replied to "do i give off that impression??" by annoyingallm_Ightfan

          yes

          why else dont u do shit

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:16 PM

          cus i just dont

          why're u so curious hm hm??

 

expl0_dynamight 2:17 PM

          how old are u again

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:19 PM

          um uh why are u asking me that so suddenly(˘・_・˘)

          are u … A SEX PREDATOR!?!??.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

 

expl0_dynamight 2:20 PM

          FUCK NO

          why would YOU even ask me that

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:20 PM

          because why are YOU asking for MY AGE 

          thats like PEAK sex predator vibes stuff..

 

expl0_dynamight 2:21 PM

          because i want to know

          ur actually fucking stupid why would u ask someone if theyre a sex predator

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:22 PM

          why wouldnt i ask!!

 

expl0_dynamight 2:22 PM

          oh yeah as if a sex predator would TELL you if theyre a sex predator

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:23 PM

          well it doesnt hurt to ask (¬_¬ )

          and my mom told me if someone asks for my age they have to always tell me their age first!

          so how old are UU!!!

 

expl0_dynamight 2:24 PM

          thats stupid because anyone could just lie

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:24 PM

          sstop ur actually givng uh old man kidnapper who lives in his parents basement kinda vibes

 

expl0_dynamight 2:25 PM

          oh thats pretty accurate

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:25 PM

          (˘・_・˘)

 

expl0_dynamight 2:26 PM

          im joking

          im 15 but i do practically live in my parents basement

          and youve used that emoji 3 times already are u ok?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:27 PM

          … how do i know ur not lying

          whatever, im not telling u my age!

          and omg dyna ur asking if im ok for the wrong reasons!

          u dont have to call me out on my emoji repitition its embarrassing…

 

expl0_dynamight 2:29 PM

          dumbass i can see ur age in your fucking bio

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:30 PM

          oh

          i thought it was weird when u said u were 15

          u definitely must be lying to me ...

 

expl0_dynamight 2:30 PM

          OKAY 1 IM NOT A FUCKING SEX PREDATOR STOP IMPLYING THAT

          2 you have the survival instincts of a FUCKING PATOTA CHIP

          if you think the person ur talking to is a sex predator wh y the FUCK ARE U STILL HERE AND WHY THE FUCK DO U HAVE UR AGE IN UR BIO

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:33 PM

          (˘・_・˘)

 

expl0_dynamight 2:33 PM

          and stop sending me THAT FUCKASS PIECE OF SHIT EMOJI

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:34 PM

          *potato

 

expl0_dynamight 2:35 PM

          FML

 

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annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:36 PM

          WAIT NO STAY I BELIEVE YOUU

          plss we should def trade i rlly want that poster!!!

 

 

          expl0_dynamight is online

 

 

expl0_dynamight 2:37 PM

          no youre not getting the damn poster how many times have i said no? 

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:37 PM

          plss just hear me outt i have some rlly good limited stuff !!

 

expl0_dynamight 2:38 PM

          fuck no i dont want your shitty shit

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:40 PM

          wow i just love ur unique and fascinating vocabulary (❁´◡`❁)

 

expl0_dynamight  2:41 PM

          hah still talking back to me?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  2:41 PM

          its not like ur older than me so what are u gonna do abt ittt???

 

expl0_dynamight  2:42 PM

          i can do a lot of things but thats for another time

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 2:42 PM

          hhuh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 4

Notes:

um 2 chapters in a day cus i was hella bored so enjoy!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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annoyingallm_Ightfan 5:36 PM

          i updated my Endeavor analysis!!!

          check it out!!

 

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expl0_dynamight 7:07 PM

          you barely changed shit

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:08 PM

          U READ IT!!?? woow omg i just wanna hug uuu🤗🤗

 

expl0_dynamight 7:08 PM

          no stay the fuck away from me u twat

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:09 PM

          u just called me a twat what the heck!

          ur so mean(︶^︶)

 

expl0_dynamight 7:10 PM

          that same old song is getting annoying

          matter of fact everything abt you is annoying

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:11 PM replied to "you barely changed shit" by expl0_dynamight

          sooo???? u have to make slow progress to get the big picture!

 

expl0_dynamight 7:11 PM

          dont ever message me for something as stupid as this

          in fact dont message me at all

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:12 PM replied to "matter of fact everything abt you is annoying" by expl0_dynamight

          thats me !!

          im ur bestie right?

          ur my bestie

          i dont think i talk with anyone as often as i talk with u

 

expl0_dynamight 7:15 PM

          what are you 4? and a female??

 

          expl0_dynamight replied to "i dont think i talk with somene as often as i talk with u" by annoyingallm_Ightfan

          yeah remind me again to stop fucking texting your bitch ass

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:16 PM

          …my what..?

          um anyways! as you know im fricking 15! and as u dont know im a boy!!

 

expl0_dynamight 7:17 PM

          no shit really? couldve fooled me if it wasnt in your fucking bio

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:17 PM

          ugh thats it im deleting my whole bio!! >:(

          just watch

 

expl0_dynamight 7:18 PM

          idgaf

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:20 PM

          …

          ugh i dont know what that fricking meannsssss

 

expl0_dynamight 7:21 PM

          should i really fucking spell it out for you?

          use the context and fucking guess by the letters or search it up if u want to know that badly

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:21 PM

          why would i guess or search it up when i have my source right in front of me! o(〃^▽^〃)o

 

expl0_dynamight 7:22 PM

          sybau

          u know this one right?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:22 PM

          …

          i just know ur a bully at school!!

 

expl0_dynamight 7:24 PM

          oh really?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:25 PM

          yes and i also know ur a boy too bc theres no girls that are as mean as u and all bullys are mean!!!

 

expl0_dynamight 7:26 PM

          wow i didnt know u could fucking think but even so thats some stupid logic

          what if i am a girl ? what are you going to do then hah?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:26 PM

          ur a girl WHATTT!!???

 

expl0_dynamight 7:27 PM

          HAH youve never talked to a girl huh?

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:27 PM

          WHAT NO I HAVE
          MULTIPLE TIMES ACTUALLYY

 

expl0_dynamight 7:30 PM

          ur fucking stupid

          and no im not a fucking girl when did i ever say that

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:31 PM

          …oh so ur a boy!

          yeah i knew i was fricking right! dynas definitely not a girl

 

expl0_dynamight 7:32 PM

          were u blushing?

          because if you did thats fucking disgusting

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:33 PM

          no i wasnt! >﹏<

 

expl0_dynamight 7:33 PM

          good because that wouldve been some gay shit

          fucking gross

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 7:34 PM

          um yea…

 

 

Notes:

if u didnt know expl0_dynamight is bakugou and annoyingallm_Ightfan is izuku i forgot to mention that...

Chapter 5

Notes:

ugh idk how to feel abt this one pls tell me what u think :\
i did it a bit differently and just i dont know if it goes with the flow so if u guys dont like it ill change it so pls let me know

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expl0_dynamight  8:08 PM

gyhbyg

he y

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  8:10 PM

hii!!

whats uppp

 

expl0_dynamight sent an attachment

 

expl0_dynamight  8:11 PM

this

this is so fu\king funny ive been laughing for hours

someone stole your endeavor analysis 🤣🤣🤣

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  8:16 PM

WHAT

FUCK

:((((noooo

MY FRICKNGH ANALYSISSSSಠ▃ಠ(>ლ)

 

expl0_dynamight  8:17 PM  replied to "FUCK" by annoyingallm_Ightfan

damn twinkle toes didnt know u had it in you to cuss

🤣🤣this is the funniest shit ive ever seen your DUMBFUCK analysis got STOLEN

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  8:18 PM

no but why are u laughing this isnt funny:((((

i literally UPDATED IT TODAYYYY┗|`O′|┛ಠ╭╮ಠ

IM REPORTING THEM WHAT THE FRICKK!!!

 

expl0_dynamight  8:19 PM

hah

yea you go do that buddy🤣

 

 


 

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  8:48 PM

im back ! 

 my mom helped me report them heh

 

expl0_dynamight   8:50 PM

im never gonna forget this FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  8:51 PM

ughh ur so mean why were u laughing <(_ _)>

that was really embarrassing

i never thought id be victim to something like this ...( _ _)ノ|sighhh

 

expl0_dynamight  8:54 PM

that shit MADE my day i fucking screenshotted that

clipped it clipped it

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan 8:56 PM replied to "someone stole your endeavor analysis🤣🤣🤣" by expl0_dynamight

well atleast i saw you show some emotion !! on the bright side heh..*smirks*

im posting that.

 

expl0_dynamight  8:57

...

no the fuck ur not

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  9:00 PM

...aw ok(;′⌒`)

 

expl0_dynamight  9:02 PM

...

well whatever its not like i giv e a shit

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  9:03 PM

oh okay yay!! q(≧▽≦q)

 

expl0_dynamight  9:04 PM

wtv im going to bed

 

annoyingallm_Ightfan  9:05 PM

oh wait ur actually informing me now!!

usually u just leave lol !!(≧▽≦)

 

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Notes:

what do u think?^^