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karkatish vinny behavior nepetaish john behavior
Wanna hear a story? Soo it was a bright day in the hive and- FUCK OFF! your an EYESORE at this point. vinny gets angrier. STOP IT! *bite* HOW ABOUT I BITE YOU NEXT?! best moirails… NO!!! NO!! vinny unsheathed the knife from his pocket. do you finally understand CUMSTAIN? cute nickname for jonn- I CANT FUCKIN DO THIS ANYMORE!!! Vinny presses the knife against johns throat and shreds. SO YOU LIKE THAT, CUMSTAIN? john drops to the floor clutching his throat. WHY WONT YOU DIE?!?! Vinny takes a final stab in his forehead. He sees john still alive. Hey give me that back! Bad cats dont get support. he takes the knife out of his forehead. your finally dead, thank god! He drags the body to the couch before the light cut back in, he sneaks john a kiss. maybe i was too harsh… NAH he had this coming! Vinny quickly licks the olive blood off his mouth before anyone can notice
Ignore the cum “reference's” its a thing
Emojis
🩻🤐 lorde
🖤🌹 charli xcx black roses
🐴💜🌊🛢️ sophie oil of every pearls un insides
💃🏿🖤🤍 broke with expensive taste
Ideas for troll handles
John: sulfurkittens
Albert: faygomuffins
Vinny: ladiesman217
Attempt at a pesterlog version
FM: would you mind if a motherfucker said hai ;o3
LM: STOP MESSAGING ME OF ALBBERTS PHONE CUMSTAIN!
FM: nooo its me motherfucka ;o3 purrr
LM: I CAN SEE YOU PURRING.
FM: noo u cant! ;o3
LM: OKAY JUST LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ALBBERT HIS COMPUTER BBACK.
LM: WE NEED TO TALK.