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1. “Bite me, My pleasure.” by Y0u_d0nt_kn0w_me

   Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Other
   • Complete Work

   25 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Coffin/Lamp (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Coffin (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Lamp (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Smut
   • Shameless Smut
   • Hook-Up
   • Rough Sex
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation
   • Light Masochism
   • Biting
   • Sleazebag Lampster
   • sapphic sex
   • big dick
   • Penis In Vagina Sex
   • Putting cigars out on someone
   • Hate Sex
   • non-humans
   • rotating these two in my head
   • Slut Shaming
   • Hand Jobs
   • Attempted Blow Job
   • Biting dick
   • immortal being
   • Unprotected Sex
   • Splinters on dick because of wood vagina
   • Size Difference
   • Vampire coffin
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Fat Lampster
   • Condoms don’t exist
   • Slight Hair-pulling
   • Spanking
   • pulling out
   • kinda aftercare?

   Summary

   Coffin hates Lampster, and Lampster hates Coffin, sex is bound to happen.

   Coffin is a lesbian and Lampster is non-binary pan - Any pronouns and He/They

   [semi-humanized]

   Series

   • Part 1 of {The puppet graveyard, sex edition!}

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,000

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