Chapter 1: Foggy Windows
Summary:
Kiran has a hard day and has a surprise visitor.
Notes:
Valki and Loki watching this: "What the hell is this?!"
Title based off the song by Vana.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"-And you too, miss Nifíl." Kiran hangs up the phone as he finishes his conversation with the head of the Nifíl company. He sighs, completely exhausted and fed up with the two hundred other calls that he had to take today.
Crazy how he had been summoned to the world... To answer phone calls for the Askr Company.
Back in his world, there was magic, kingdoms, castles, and dragons. Here, there was simply... Technology. As far as he can tell, there was ONCE magic, since he was somehow summoned to this world, but it was an ancient and dead thing now.
Not that he's complaining. The pay is good, Alfonse and Sharena gave him a car, taught him how to drive, and even got him settled in an apartment. And it's not like he really had anything going for him back in his world. And as far as he can tell, Diseases and plagues here seem a lot less serious, as in his world, the common flu was a death sentence.
But after doing this job for nine years now... It felt more like babysitting and making sure the other companies don't fuck up. He looks over at his monitor and sees that it says 7:45 PM.
"Shit," He says as he realizes he hasn't eaten since before he got to work, which was... Eleven hours ago. His stomach growls as he frowns and realizes he still has another hour to go.
Luckily, the room almost brightened when his supervisor walked in. "Heya Kiran!" The blonde woman almost bounces over to him.
"Hey, Sharena. What's up?" Kiran asks, feeling a little bit better seeing his supervisor at least in good spirits. "Anna or Alfonse need another email or-"
"Nah, I'm sending you home!" Sharena smiles at him, and Kiran smiles as he sees the woman as his savior. "Good work today!"
"You, are quite literally, the best, Sharena," Kiran states as he doesn't even question it and logs off his computer.
"I know!" Sharena says, sticking her tongue out at him, "Have a good weekend! Don't do anything crazy. And if you do, at least invite me!"
Kiran laughs. "Will do, but my plans involve a game about a bug-"
"That new one??" Sharena says, making Kiran blink, catching him off guard. When he talks to his co-workers about his hobbies outside of work, none of them really care, so... It's nice that she cares. "I heard that it crashed Valve, Mintendo, YBox, and Gamestation's stores!"
"Y-Yeah. It was crazy. I had to get it on my Flip2," Kiran explains as he puts on his jacket.
"Well, you should invite me over! I'll watch!" Sharena says and Kiran smiles at her.
"I'll let you know!"
"I'll even bring some banana bread!" She beams at him and unfortunately... Kiran is not picking up any of her hints. "Anyway, go on, get! Have a good weekend!"
"You too!" Kiran waves at her as he walks out of the office and goes into the elevator, hitting the one button. He walks out of the building and presses the button to unlock his car. He breathes and watches the fog come from his mouth, thanks to how cold it is. He rubs his hands together and zips up his jacket as he walks faster to his car. The lights flash as he opens the door and slumps into the driver's seat.
"... Fuck." he says quietly as he turns the switch on the ignition and just stares out the window. The exhaustion starts to set in as he lets out another sigh. "I need a ne-"
"You left your car unlocked again~" says a voice from the back seat, and Kiran nearly jumps out of his skin as he shouts and looks back at the intruder.
"bWA?!" Kiran shouts, and the intruder simply gives a smirk.
"Aw, already shouting for me~" The woman leans forward. Kiran already knew who it was, but her actually revealing herself makes things a little better. The woman has short purple hair and has a white button-up shirt along with a tight black skirt.
"Fuck, Loki, don't do that..." Kiran says as he slumps into his steering wheel. Loki simply laughs as she slithers into the passenger seat, being sure to show off her ass in her tight office skirt to the poor office worker.
"But you should've seen your face! Priceless!" Loki says, and Kiran just rolls his eyes.
"Fuck off," Kiran says, and Loki frowns.
"What, would you have preferred I do it in Miss Nifíl's voice?" Loki asks before sitting up straight and then giving her best smile. "Oh, thank you so much, Kiran!" She says in a perfect impersonation of the head of the Nifíl company, she rolls her eyes before smiling again. "Or how about Sharena's? Lighten up, silly-billy! It was just a prank!" Loki says, doing a perfect impersonation of Sharena, and Kiran just stares at her, kind of terrified.
Loki had once been an employee of Askr. That's how she and Kiran met. She was a damn good worker, but often would play pranks or do... That. Though this isn't the first time she's snuck into his car. The last time she did that, he made it home before she revealed herself, and he nearly killed her. She actually had that same shit eating grin on her face that she has now.
A few years back, she left Askr for a job to work with her sister. Turns out it was one of Askr's rival companies, and now the two often butt heads. The two of them are actually really good at their jobs. Kiran is quick on his feet and able to improv through rough situations, while Loki will plot and scheme to get her way. This usually causes bickering matches between the two. Though with her carefree attitude, she usually wins.
"Aw- Rough day?" Loki asks and Kiran just looks at her deadpanned. "Here... Let me help you out... Seems like that impression of your supervisor really got you turned on." She says quietly as her hands slip to his pants, and his eyes go wide as she frees his hard member.
"Curse you, Little Kiran..." Kiran thinks to himself. He didn't even realize he was hard. And now Loki is offering to suck him off... This day was looking a little better, at least. He doesn't even stop Loki as she pulls his underwear down, freeing his hardened member, and gives it a few strokes.
"A mighty weapon..." Loki jests. "So hard... Can't believe you haven't even told Miss Sharena that you like her..."
"Shut up..." Kiran whispers, and Loki just smirks.
"Seems like you're gonna have to make me," Loki goads, and Kiran just raises an eyebrow at her, and she just gives him a shit eating grin.
Not even a minute later, Kiran is holding the back of the woman's hair as she chokes on his cock. The car is filled with Kiran's moans and Loki's sounds of choking. He pulls her head back and forth as he inches ever so closer to an orgasm. Kiran can hardly hold back, all the while Loki is having the time of her life sucking the man's cock for all it's worth.
"F-Fuck..." Kiran gets out and gets a hum out of Loki, sending vibrations on his cock. The poor man can only lean his head back on the back of his seat. He can just see Loki grinning with her eyes closed, knowing he's under her thumb. She hums a few more times before Kiran just falls apart and squeezes the back of her head as he cums down her throat. His grip lets go as Loki drinks every bit of his baby batter, and she sits back up in the passenger seat as she catches her breath.
"Not bad at all..." Loki muses as she wipes her face. "My turn now..." Kiran starts to say something as he recovers from his high, but is interrupted by Loki, who grabs his face in a kiss. His eyes go wide again she starts to climb on top of him. He's able to fiddle enough with his seat to pull it back while Loki grabs the lever at the side of his seat, and the seat falls back.
The woman begins to straddle and grind against his pelvis, and Kiran's mind absolutely melts as they continue their makeout session. Loki's skirt disappeared somewhere, which is quite impressive considering she got it off while she sucks this man's face off. And Kiran absolutely loves it as he just kneads the ever-loving shit out of the woman's pillowy behind. The car is now filled with moans from both parties, and it's not long before the windows begin to fog up.
Loki's panties disappear along with her skirt, and she wastes no time in impaling herself with Kiran's cock. "Gah...." Loki moans and rolls her eyes as she rocks her hips into him. Kiran can hardly keep up with her as he grabs onto her sides as he meets her thrusts. "Impressive..." Loki whispers, and Kiran accepts the praise by kissing her. Loki smirks, kissing him again and again, biting his bottom lip, leaving a bit of a bruise.
Loki's mind starts to blank as Kiran's thrusts get harder and harder as their pace begins to quicken.
Loki gives Kiran a hungry smile as he thrusts into her. "Well done!" she yells as she seizes up as she orgasms all over his cock. "Well done..." she coos as Kiran's thrusts become slower and she lies on him as her arms wrap around his neck.
He's never seen her so... Spent? Is that the right word? Across all their years of... Whatever the hell they can call their relationship... He can't think of a single time he's ever won against her.
"Holy shit? I... Won?" Kiran thinks as he feels the woman's lips on his neck, and the sounds of her moans continue to empower his thrusts.
"... Back..." Kiran gets out, and Loki doesn't even question it. The driver's seat is reset as the two slink to the back seat, and Loki's back immediately hits the seat as he grabs onto her thighs and thrusts into her again. Loki moans loudly as he fills her again and again as he sets a fast and rough pace.
"Fuck you feel..." Kiran mumbles as his hands move from her thighs to her hips as he watches her breasts bounce in her now disheveled white button-up.
"Divine?" Loki asks, now recovered from her high, and all Kiran can do is nod. She's winning this battle again. "Do it, Kiran..." She whispers as her pussy clamps down on his cock.
One of Kiran's hands moves from her hip to her throat, and all Loki can do is give that damn smirk. Kiran wasn't winning shit. She won the second she got in this damn car.
"Do it..." Loki pushes the man further and further from all rational choices. "Fill me..." she gets out, and the hand on her neck moves to the right beside her. "You know you want to...!" she moans loudly as a sudden thrust catches her off guard.
Kiran knows he should definitely pull out. Tell her thanks for the great time, go home, get some dinner, and play that game. Then come back and have another shitty week. And do it again and again. But...
Yeah, the rational thoughts are thrown out the window as he thrusts into the woman for a final time, and the red flags should've gone up the second he felt her legs wrap around him, but he didn't give a single damn. "Just shut! Up!" He shouts as he cums in the woman, filling her with everything he has, and she is more than willing to accept it. He plops onto her as she lets out a moan and holds him there as her arms wrap around him.
"There... Well done..." Loki coos, and Kiran just catches his breath.
"Fuck off... You little shit..." Kiran whispers as he feels Loki stroke his hair.
"You did really well!" Loki laughs. "I'm serious, Kiran. Color me impressed." She says, and the two of them detach from each other as they sit up. Loki finds her skirt and gets it back on as they clean up a little bit. "And it seems like you're feeling better~"
Kiran laughs as he realizes that he, in fact, was feeling a little better... "Had... She done all of this so I would feel better? Nahhh... No way." He thinks to himself, but his thoughts are cut short by his stomach growling, and Loki raises an eyebrow. "Hungry?" he asks.
"I could eat. Shawarma?" She answers, and they slink back into the front seats.
"Shawarma it is." He says as he presses the heater button on full blast to defog the windows.
Notes:
Sorry Kiran, that's not your maybe wife, that's a skinwalker. I kid.
Maybe.
I got the idea for this while I was finishing the Flea Minigames in Silksong. Most of this was written in an hour.
Anyway, if you wish to get in contact with me, my Discord is the same name as it is here.
Y'all know the drill, if you have any suggestions or critiques, please let me know!
Until next time!
Chapter 2: Yer Killin' Me
Summary:
Kiran has a long day and has a surprise visitor.
Notes:
Loki and Valki watching this: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Title based off the song by Remo Drive.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
"I apologize, Miss Haustlöng, we cannot do that," Kiran answers as he holds the phone. He's done this song and dance with her multiple times.
He's just reaching a breaking point of annoyance.
"Oh, but can't you make an exception for me just this once?" Loki answers with a sing-songy voice from the other side of the line.
"I am not going to break our policy just for a former employee," Kiran answers with an eye twitch. Alfonse, Anna, and Sharena all watch silently from their respective desks. The four had been in a conversation about weekend plans and an upcoming office retreat pool party when Loki called. The call started to go on longer and longer as the two spat at each other with their best customer service voice.
Usually, Alfonse, Sharena, and Anna would just leave Kiran to it, but this time felt like Kiran was gonna cuss the woman out. They knew the two hardly got along. Something along the lines of blasted rivals or straight-up enemies. They knew Kiran got along with almost all of the other companies and their leaders, save for Veronica. The two of them never got along. Straight to the point, Kiran never answered the phone when she called. It was almost funny.
Sharena reaches over to a tupperware of banana muffins and misses as she continues watching Kiran's battle against the ex-employee of Askr. Alfonse pushes the tupperware ware over for her, and she nabs the muffin and begins nomming on it while they continue watching the nonsense.
Kiran frowns at the utter bullshit this woman is putting him through. "We have policies set in place, and I'm going to follow them, Miss Haustlöng. If you have a problem with that, I can always transfer you to my supervisor or-"
"That won't be necessary," Loki cuts him off. "I just thought I could be the exception this one time," she says, and Kiran can hear her shit eating grin through the phone. "I do apologize for taking your precious time, Kiran~" She says his name slowly.
"Guh," Kiran grunts as he hears her seductively say his name over the phone. His eyes go wide as he realizes that he audibly made that sound over the phone. fUCK! he thinks to himself as he just wants to jump out the window. I WAS DOING SO WELL! I WAS GOING TO WIN!
"Ope," Loki says, and Kiran just wants to throw the phone at the wall. "Sorry about that, Mr. Eclat. I hope you have a wonderful rest of the night~"
Kiran's eye twitches again. "... You as well..." He says, and both of them hang up.
"Well done!" Alfonse beams at his friend. "You handled that very professionally!"
"Thanks..." Kiran says, slumping down on his chair, completely deflated. "I hate her so much..."
"Well, luckily it's Friday!" Sharena smiles. "You can recover or whatever you do on your weekends and forget all about her."
"I'm impressed, Kiran," Anna nudges him. "Most of our other employees usually just give in to her."
"Yeah! Here," Sharena hands him a tupperware of banana muffins. "You can take these home. A little bonus for staying late."
Kiran smiles at his supervisor as he accepts the goodness in the tubbaware. "Thanks, Sharena. I'll definitely enjoy these." He says, and she smiles at him again.
Anna pats him on the shoulder. "That was really entertaining, too. Just finish up any emails and reports you have and go home. Enjoy your weekend."
"Yeah, sorry for keeping you so late," Alfonse says while crossing his arms. "But if you're free Sunday, you're more than welcome to come with me and Sharena to the movies. That Hacksaw Man movie looks really good." Alfonse suggests trying to play wingman for his sister.
"I'm excited!" Sharena says as she does a spin in her rolly chair.
"For sure," Kiran says once again, completely oblivious to Sharena fawning over him. Loki's blasted words keep playing through his head as he goes back to the computer.
Seeing how the fun is over, Sharena, Alfonse, and Anna go back to their offices and start packing up while Kiran finishes his work.
About an hour later, Kiran walks out of the building to his car, completely drained.
"They REALLY HATE each other, huh?" Sharena asks as Alfonse and Anna watch Kiran leave for the day.
Kiran slides into his car and plops the tubbaware into his passenger seat. He has deep-cleaned and sprayed his car since he and Loki's... Fun from a month ago. But every so often, he can still smell the stench of sex.
The image of her giving him that look while he choked her. That look of him playing right into her hand...
"... I need a new job," Kiran says as he looks at the wheel, deadpanned before he starts driving home without any music like a psychopath. (Author's note: Always blare music after a hard day of work. It helps.)
He drives into the driveway of the apartment, parks, and his gut immediately drops. The sun was already down, seeing how it's past seven PM, and in the winter, so everything is dark. But seeing his light in his living room from his widow shining bright... He knew he didn't leave it on this morning...
He knows he should just call the city guard. Or cops. Whatever they're called here. But... The chance of risk... Gods dammit.
He turns his car off and grabs an umbrella from the floor of his backseat. Thanks to the recent rain, it has been seeing more use recently. And luckily it wasn't in the fray of Loki and his... Love-making?
The thought of love in the two's relationship actually brings a frown to his face. Love was the LAST thing in their relationship.
He gets to the door and wiggles it. "So, they locked it..." He squints at the door as he thinks to himself. He's already lost the element of surprise. "Fuck it. I have the Evil Demon Poker equipped!" He thinks to himself as he holds his umbrella in his other hand, as he unlocks his door, quickly opens it, and rushes in.
With soul aflame, umbrella in hand, he rushes into his home ready to smack the intruder...
... Only to find it's Loki in one of his Oversized T-shirts.
"WHAT ARe you doing in my apartment?" Kiran asks with his voice raised, with an umbrella in hand, while Loki just sits in his usual spot on the sofa, while she eats his leftover pasta.
Seeing how it's just Loki and the threat is otherwise nonexistent... He puts the umbrella down while she takes another bite of his leftover Mac and Cheese.
... Actually, does that pasta have ketchup and pickles in it? Nevermind. He doesn't want those leftovers anymore. She RUINED IT!
Kiran looks at the TV and sees Loki has just been watching shitty TV shows.
Loki just gives him a goofy smile. "Sorry...? Took you long enough to get home, would you like a bath, dinner or... M-"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT!?" Kiran asks again, cutting the woman off, asking his question as he continues pointing his umbrella at her. This gets a frown out of her.
"You left your Apartment unlocked~" She answers, and Kiran can't even deny that. Loki sneaking into his car after a long day of work or breaking into his house would be VERY in character, to be honest.
"... Dammit," Kiran says as he places his umbrella by the door, and he shuts and locks it. He sets his keys by the door and starts dressing down as he sets the tupperware of banana muffins on the coffee table in front of Loki.
"Ooo!" The woman says, setting down her ketchup, pickles, mac and cheese, and nabs a banana muffin. "Long day?" she asks with a mouthful of muffin, and it nearly makes Kiran gag thinking of mac and cheese being followed up by a sweet treat. "You sounded like you were having a bad day when I called."
Kiran doesn't even answer as he sets his tie and shoes off in their usual place and walks off to his bedroom. He immediately stops and sees Loki's discarded office clothes in the middle of his floor.
... Woman couldn't even put her clothes in the laundry hamper.
He puts on some more comfier clothes, walks back to the living room, and sits down on his sofa. Loki immediately cuddles close to him the second he sits down like a... Evil business Koala. Little Kiran immediately betrays him as it dawns on him that the woman is not wearing ANY clothes underneath under that T-shirt.
"Aw man, it WAS a rough day~" She says, poking his face. "I bet Miss Haustlöng didn't help, Mr. Grumpy pants," she says as she impersonates Sharena.
"Guh-" Kiran grunts, and Loki unlatches herself from him as she laughs. "A-Anyway... Why are you really here, Loki? Come to gloat?"
"I did come to cum," She says with a goofy grin, poking his nose as she gets up and removes her shirt that she claimed. The shirt falls off to the wayside, and Kiran just stares at her naked form, taking in her curves.
Loki actually did have something to tell him, but that could wait... "No, actually, I left my panties in your car."
"Gah," Kiran grunts again, thinking about it. How the hell did he miss that?
"Don't want Sharena finding them when you two finally hook up..." Loki says quietly as she saunters over to him and walks her fingers up from his chest to his chin.
Gods. How does she manage this every time?
The poor man is just wet clay in her hands as she climbs onto him. His back hits the cushion of the couch as she claims his lips. His shirt falls to the side with the other one has he feels Loki's hot breath against his skin, as she claims his neck at hers.
She doesn't say anything. She doesn't have to, as she presses against his clothed member. He lets out a shaky breath as she begins grinding against him.
"That's it..." Loki coos as his pants slowly come off, along with his underwear. His hands grab her shapely thighs as she ever so slowly grinds against his cock. Feeling her warmth against him causes a moan to escape the man.
"You wanna cum for me...?" Loki whispers, and his grip against her tightens, and that's all she needed to hear. "Ten..."
"Shit," Kiran mutters, and a smile forms on Loki's lips.
"Good... Nine..."
"Fuck off." Kiran spits out. Never did he ever think Loki would do a countdown on him.
"Eight..." Loki says in Anna's voice, just to throw Kiran off. She smiles as she feels him get harder. "Didn't know you liked her too... She does have a nice ass..." Loki mumbles, and Kiran just moans a little as she slowly comes undone by the woman. "Seven... Siiiiixx..." She says slowly, grinning at the man.
"I hate you so much..." Kiran whispers.
"Five... I know you do." Loki leans down and kisses him. "But you're so fun to play with... Four..." she grinds against him even harder, and this gets almost a yelp out of the man. "Three..."
Thankfully, this is almost over. Kiran knows for a fact he isn't going to be able to hold against this evil woman.
"Two..." Loki whispers as she stays close to him, but grinds against him like her life depends on it.
"One!" She says in her Sharena impression with a wink, knowing that'll get him.
"You little shit!" Kiran yells as he seizes up and cums on her ass.
"Well done!" Loki compliments the man for all of his hard work. But it's short-lived as Kiran throws the woman off of him onto the sofa.
"My turn," Kiran says as he grabs Loki's leg and puts it on his shoulder and enters her in a single motion. It's quite easy despite him just unloading on her, she is DRENCHED. The grinding must have been doing a number on her as well.
Loki slowly becomes a moaning mess of a woman as Kiran sets the pace for them. His hands grab onto her breasts, and he pinches her hardening peaks. Loki comes immediately as she feels him fondling her breasts. They have gotten so sensitive lately... "Ha..!" Loki breathes out as her leg clamps on his shoulder.
Kiran leans down as his pace picks up and takes one of her nipples to his mouth, and begins sucking. Loki's mind blanks. She hadn't been folded like this in years. "Ah! Kiran!" She yelps as he bites hard on her sensitive nub. She grabs his hair tightly as he moves to the other nipple, leaving the other one bruised. "K-Keep going...!" She moans as she leans her head back on the cushion.
Feeling his approaching orgasm, he releases her nipple with an audible pop before thrusting into her a final time. "Fucking... Take it!" he shouts as he cums inside her.
"I hope that's not all you have..." Loki murmurs as she slowly gets up, while Kiran catches his breath.
"Come get it, stud~" Loki purrs as she gets on her knees on the bed as she has sticking her ass out and looking back at the man. Both of them are covered in sweat, various bodily fluids, and bruises. Kiran is already drained, exhausted, and hungry, but... Looking at her ass with both of their juices leaking out of her... It rekindles the man's drive.
He smacks her ass, and she lets out a moan as he enters her. "Guh!" Loki grunts as he fills her out.
ERK! ERK! SQUEAK! ERK!
The bed squeaks under the pressure as the man dicks down the woman. Caution and logic have left the chat as Kiran thrusts into Loki as her pussy clamps down on him. The woman can hardly even look back at the man as she holds onto the pillow for dear life.
"Gonna knock you up..." Kiran mutters as he leans down on her. He thrusts into her harder and faster. "Gonna get you pregnant... Then you won't be so smug..."
"Ope," Loki mumbles as her mind starts to blank. She usually would have some sort of retort for that, but all she can do is just give Kiran a knowing smile. Her usual shit eating grin.
Kiran's senses start to return as he sees that smile.
What the hell? Why is she smiling like that? What the hell does she know that I don't?
Doesn't matter. Kiran thrusts into the woman a final time as he cums and unloads his seed into her. Loki's knees give out as both of them plop onto the bed together. "God..." Kiran pants as he starts to roll off of Loki, but feels her grab onto his arm tightly.
"Sorry, Kiran..." She whispers as she climbs onto the man, and his eyes nearly bulge from his head as he sees that he is hardly even tired. "The night's still young~" She says as she goes down on him again.
Kiran wakes up as he feels his phone vibrate. Despair and regret loom over him as he starts to recall what happened the previous night.
Opening an eye, he reaches for his phone and winces at his sore muscles. He grabs his phone and feels a lacy fabric on it, and it takes him a moment to register that... Loki had wrapped her panties over his phone.
What the fuck.
He removes the underwear, and it falls to the floor, and he opens his phone and sees he has a handful of missed texts. Primary from one person in particular.
7:45 AM
Loki 💜: Oh, it completely slipped my mind.
Loki 💜: You did it, stud.
Loki 💜: Knocked me up, first try :P
Loki 💜: Have a good day! :D
8:57 AM
Loki 💜: P.S. I'll probably be back for my panties. Don't let Sharena see them. 💜
Kiran drops his phone and face plants into his pillow as regret swallows the man.
"Gods dammit.”
Notes:
Sorry Kiran, that skinwalker has you locked down.
Join us next time for the Askr Holiday party! Will Kiran ever notice Sharena's feelings? Will Loki ever not terrorize Kiran? Will Kiran actually learn. to lock... Anything? Find out next time!
If you wish to get in contact with me, my Discord is the same name as it is here.
Y'all know the drill, if you have any suggestions or critiques, please let me know!
Until next time
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