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(soft)
Hey, come on…
You have to wake up now.
[listener stirs and looks up at the speaker]
There she is…
Good morning, sleepyhead.
[listener grumbles and covers their eyes]
(playful teasing)
Actually, it's like one in the morning, so /technically/ it's morning, you goober.
The movie’s over.
You’ll sleep better in bed than on this old, lumpy couch.
(pause)
(comforting)
No, no, you don't need to apologize.
I know you've been working overtime ever since you got that promotion.
And I’m proud of you, but you must be exhausted.
So… I wanted to let you get some sleep.
(sigh)
You leave for work early and you get home late.
I mean, we’re roommates, and sometimes I go days without seeing you…
(pause)
Honestly, I've missed you.
I’ve missed /this./
You’ve been so busy lately, I really appreciate you making the time to hang out with me.
(pause)
(nostalgic, reminiscing)
Yeah, this really takes me back.
It’s just like the movie nights we used to do back in college…
You had some unrealistically high GPA requirement to keep your scholarship, and you were always so busy with schoolwork, like you didn’t have time for anything else…
(feel free to be silly or sarcastic with this line delivery)
And I, your loyal best friend, was your trusty Taco Bell and energy drink supplier whenever you were too occupied with whatever essay you were writing to leave the library and eat a proper meal.
(wistful sigh)
(sweet)
But Friday nights, we’d take turns picking movies and getting snacks.
You would eat a ton of candy and talk about how excited you were for the movie, and how you had been looking forward to it all week…
(teasing)
Then you would crash thirty minutes in, almost every single time. (chuckle)
(back to sweet)
I lost count of how many times you fell asleep with your head on my shoulder, or in my lap…
I know you have trouble sleeping, it made me happy that I was able to help…
That you were able to feel safe and comfortable with me…
And you made time for me even when you didn’t have time for yourself.
I always thought it was really cute.
(a beat, nervous laughter)
(flustered, changing the subject)
I think if I keep going on like this, you're gonna fall asleep on me again…
Um…
Why are you looking at me like that?
(pause)
(genuine, maybe still a little embarrassed)
Of course, I’ll always be here to take care of you.
You deserve to be taken care of.
(pause)
By the way, didn’t you go on a date the other day?
You wouldn’t stop talking about it last week, yet you still haven’t told me how it went…
(pause)
(baffled and kind of pissed off for you)
What???
He stood you up?
What a fucking loser, he didn’t deserve to go out with you anyways.
But… I’m your best friend…
Why didn’t you tell me?
(pause)
(now kind of pissed off AT you)
So… you didn’t think there was anything I could do?
You can’t just hide things like this from me!
(upset ramble)
I would have left work, gone down to that fancy restaurant, and made sure you had an amazing night!
So that you didn’t spend a second blaming yourself, or wondering what you did wrong…
Thinking about you sitting alone at that table makes me LIVID…
(pissed)
I mean…
When you didn’t come home that night, I thought you had gone home with him!
And I was already pissed off about that…
(pause)
What, you think I’m being possessive of you?
(the-yandere-personality-is-coming-out laugh).
Do you seriously not see how much I’m holding back, ALL of the time?
(getting more and more unhinged as you go on through this part)
You don’t even know how worried I was.
I stayed up all night, checking my phone every 5 minutes, waiting to hear something from you… anything!
If you had a good time, a bad time, when you were coming home, IF you were coming home…
And here I was, waiting at the door for you like a goddamn dog, thinking of you getting fucked by that pathetic loser.
If I let myself be ‘possessive’ of you, I’d never let you leave this fucking apartment.
I would have stopped you from talking to that douchebag from the beginning…
SFX: Speaker pushes Listener to the couch and pins them down
But I thought I’d be nice and respect your boundaries, so I let it happen, even though I knew he didn’t deserve you, I KNEW he was wasting your time…
(bitter)
I shouldn’t have.
You got hurt, and it was my fault.
I’m sorry… I…
When I met up with the guy…
Well, I honestly didn’t mean to scare him away.
(pause)
Come on, I didn’t hurt him!
I just needed to meet him…
I needed him to know that you have someone that cares about you that would fuck him up if he ever did anything to hurt you.
That doesn’t make me possessive, that just means I fucking care about you, okay?
(pause)
[Listener tries to get up but the Speaker stops them]
Where do you think you’re going?
(pause)
No.
I’m done being nice about this.
You have terrible taste in men, and apparently, no one ever taught you to ask for what you want.
So tonight, I’m making you mine.
No more useless dates with stupid fucking losers online that don't deserve your precious free time.
You need someone that cares about you more than anyone else, someone who will give you the attention you deserve…
Oooooh, that made you shiver, princess. (laugh)
That sounds nice, doesn't it?
You want to be put up on a pedestal and treated like the goddess you are…
Come on, tell me you want it.
(longer pause)
Wow… (chuckle)
You are doing such a good job at following orders.
I’m so proud of you…
Your pajamas are so cute, but we’ll need to take them off for this, okay?
SFX: taking off the listener’s clothes in a hurry
SFX: kissing and sucking the listener’s thighs through this next part
Mmmmh, I’ve always wanted to do this…
Your skin is so soft…
And your scent (shaky inhale) oooooh, you're turning me into a feral fucking animal, baby (laugh)
I'm going to devour you.
SFX: cunnilingus until signal to stop, moans and sexy noises in-between lines
(happy noises)
Oh you taste so good on my tongue… so sweet…
Is this all for me, sweetheart?
Those dirty fucking noises…
You cunt throbbing as your wetness makes a mess on the couch…
Tell me it's all for me, princess.
Tell me that you belong to me.
Mmmm you are such a good girl, you have always been such a good girl for me, haven't you?
Yeah, such a gooood girl…
Oh, you like when I flick your clit with my tongue like this?
You can’t stop yourself from bucking your hips…
That's it princess, squirm for me.
Show me how good it feels.
(laugh) Fuck, you're dripping…
Do you want something to fill your pussy sweetheart?
Let me fuck you with my fingers, I'm not done tasting you yet…
Let me show you what it's like to be spoiled…
SFX: fingering until signal to stop
Awwww, you’re already squeezing them so tightly…
I didn't realize how badly you’ve been needing me… I should have done this sooner.
Don't worry, I'm going to take care of you from now on.
You're mine…
Say that you're mine…
(moan)
You're such a good, obedient girl for me.
Oh, sweetheart, you want to cum?
Yeah?
Does it feel that good?
No no no, you don't have to beg baby, just cum, cum for me, cum for me pretty girl, please please please cum for me, I want to watch you cum.
[Listener orgasm #1]
Mmmmmmmmmm yes, yes, yes, that's my good girl, such pretty moans for me, all for me, mine mine mine…
SFX: cunnilingus stops, fingering continues
Oh, sweetheart, why are you whining?
Is it too sensitive?
Are you feeling overstimulated?
(teasing whisper)
You never realized how thin the walls are in our apartment, did you?
Every weekend, I listen to you fucking yourself stupid with your toys.
I know you need more, and we aren't stopping until I'm sure that you’re satisfied…
What if I curl my fingers up, until I find that special little spot inside you that makes your mind go blank?
How does that sound, sweetheart?
(pause)
Oh, right there? (laugh)
I can tell, your whole body is twitching every time I touch it.
You are so fucking adorable…
Are you going to cum for me again?
Yeah?
That’s my good girl, fuck you make me so happy when you cum for me princess, you're doing such a good job!
Please give me all of your cum, yes yes yes, there you go!
[Listener orgasm #2]
That's it baby, grind on my fingers and cover them with your cum, yes yes yes, you are so fucking perfect!
(unhinged laughing) No no no, we aren't done, we can't be done yet, I need to make you cum more, I NEED it.
Keep being a good girl for me, okay?
Just lay there, and fucking take it.
SFX: cunnilingus starts again, fingering continues
It feels really good when I play with your clit, huh?
Those high-pitched whines…
My good girl is making such dirty, slutty noises…
But it's okay, because you’re making them for me.
You're my slut now, do you understand?
(growl) Say it.
Say that you're my slut.
(laugh) That got you so fucking tight, baby.
I thought I'd be nice, and loving, and affectionate today…
But you really want me to treat you like a bitch in heat.
You just want to be a good pet for me, don't you?
Then fucking cum for me.
Be a good girl and cum all over my face like the dirty slut you are.
Mark me so that everybody knows that I belong to you…
Fuuuuck you are so good at following orders, you are doing such a good job baby yes please, cum for me, you can do it baby you can do it, yes yes yes…
[Listener Orgasm #3]
Mmmmm fuck yes fuck yes, you're making such a mess for me, such a good girl, such a good girl, ride it out on my tongue baby yes…
I'm so proud of you.
SFX: cunnilingus and fingering sounds slow and come to a stop
Oh wow…
Oh my fucking god.
You were amazing.
It was everything I've ever wanted and… so, so much more.
I mean, your juices are dripping off of my face. (laugh)
I didn't know you were a squirter.
(pause)
Oh no sweetheart, no no no, I'm not upset at all, I promise.
I'm fucking thrilled.
Ecstatic.
Grateful for every MINUTE I get to spend in your presence.
(pause)
Baby…
I hate this couch.
I hate this couch so much.
Now we finally have a reason to get rid of it and get something bigger, something comfier for cuddles…
Besides, you shouldn't be worrying about that right now, we can deal with it tomorrow.
For now, I'm going to get you a glass of water, run you a bath, and we're going to get you cleaned up.
I'll throw one of those big, fuzzy towels that you like into the dryer so that it’s nice and warm for you when you get out.
And then you’ll come sleep in bed with me tonight…
Does that sound nice, baby?
(pause)
(laugh)
Good.
I'm looking forward to spoiling you more…
My princess.
All mine…