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Jay stares at Sunghoon biceps. 'Jealous. I'm soo jealous.' He unconsciously pout. 'How does one even achieve that build. I'm the one who's always giving tips yet he's the one getting bulky. Same goes to Sunoo and Jungwon. Darn their broad shoulders.'
Jake, the number one Jay observer notices where his gaze lingers and pokes his arm. "Why are you staring at Sunghoon's biceps?" He chuckles. Jay quickly replies, "I'm jealous of his body. It's so big, I wanna be like that too." As usual, he unconsciously pout while saying it. "In fact, I feel like I'm getting even smaller day by day. Or is it they're the ones getting bigger?"
Jake only chuckles while comforting Jay, "Don't worry Jay, you still have me. I'm not getting any taller than you." He paused for a second. "Though I will probably only get bigger than you. Both ways." He grins while wrapping an arm around Jay.
Realising the implications of Jake's words, Jay fake gags and scoots aside from Jake. "That's disgusting. If that ever got caught on camera you'll be chewed by twitter users."
"Jay, if anything Engenes would gag over it."
"Notice how you said Engenes and not twitter users." Jay stick out a tongue, mocking Jake.
When Jake goes silent, he took that as a sign the conversation is over and naturally walks away from there, not knowing Jake is currently fighting 127 demons inside him to not do anything to Jay that could caused him to get arrested and probably executed from earth.
Jake sighs. 'Some people are just soo unaware. Soo unaware that I feel like crying at how unaware they are.' He truly doesn't know how much days he can live without losing himself to this sickening greed and aggression he has towards Jay.
But this is exactly why he loves saying stuff that would rile Jay up. In fact, it's probably about 90% of the conversation they had. Most of the time it started with him poking fun at Jay's opinion and then ends with Jay pouting, sulking, glaring and that is really what Jake seeks. "Jay is truly precious." He chuckles to himself.