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“aw hell naw i gotta get out of this moon” said four as he PUNCHES the moon. all of a sudeen he hesrd rumbling outside
“wghat the fuck”
SUDDENLY VICTOR DESPICLAB ME APPEAR!!!!!
“oh yeah@ say the orange man
“hey dude get me out of here” says four and then buctor started farting everywhere
meanwhile in one was flying around wih her powers and she found mr peasbody
“This isnt your univeres” says one
then mr peebody said that there was a rift in the sky and it made him fell throught so now he is as in beefydie univeres
one then kicked mr peasboynd and mr pascpdy
DIED oh no so sad
ok also meanwhile lollipop was gaining her hot babe powers do she could HURT one
she starts hovering
and then david seville appeared from the sky and crashed into lollipop
“OH WHAT THE FUCK” exclaims lollipop as david sevile disintergrates
and then one appears iland starts rapping
“you guys suck haha im cool and you are not” she raps
that got lollipop pissed off so she made a diss track of one
“one i hate you one hrgh die one bad one i will kill you one” raps lollipop
one felt immensely hurt by lollipop’s words so she started crying tears spew out of her eyes
“ohohohoh waaaaaaah 😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭’ cry one
and then one say “you know what guys… im sorry………….. sigh……. Heaves a sigh…… big sigh”
“can you sybau” says lollipop
meanwhile all the lagrebrainans teleproted to one (including three)
“that was a shitty ass song you sang over there, one” said three
“oh fuck you” said one as she laser eyes three
ok now heres twh real fight
“I resented you so. I had to keep moving forward in every moment... But you were always my one and only weakness. That's why I resented you so. Luka- i mean Three, live with love. Embrace the pain, the frailty, and the moments so unbearably shameful. Forgive yourself... Again and again, endlessly. Because everything... begins from there.” said one
one then laser beamed from her little grippahs and the lsaer beam hit three
“AAAAAAAAAAHG” three said as she begin fell from the sky
howvere, three managaed to glitch her way up back to one and punched her in the face like uhh kung fu panda po the dragon warrior
“YEOWCH!!!!!” exclaims one as she falls to the ground and lies down unconcuos
three stood beside one’s CORPSE and damced on it
“is it over” asks two as they appear
“yes!!!! yes!!! yes!!!” Say theee
“huzzah!” everyone exclaims
they alp start making a human pyramid and start moving around
and then everyone farted at the same time which made them fly like a rocket to spafe and they hit the moon, where four and vicotr was at
Sadly they crashed into vicrote and he died 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
but four was alive so yay 🥹
fiur joined the human lyramid and they farted off back to earth where thye lived happily ever after!
the end 💗