Chapter 1: ( ╹▽╹ )
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♡ Andre loves Calvin's scent, he def has that tolerable male cologne he wears everyday, but cal also has a natural scent that smells like malt and milk.
♡ Calvin likes to watch Andre fix his guns, create pipebombs, etc. He's too hot while doing illegal shit. It's probably one of the reasons he got a thing for andre..
(relatable, I find andre kriegman to be the source of my boners too)
♡ whenever Andre misses Calvin, he would pet his cat Mel and think about Cal's hair when hes doing so, because they r both blond and have soft hair.
♡ their parents DEFINITELY have told them that they hang out too much. they most certainly have had the "son, we think ure gay" talk because there's not a single day where they don't hangout together.
♡ Andre loves seeing Calvin's reactions to any cheesy thing he does to him, He would kiss cal randomly on the cheeks and watch him get all smiley and shit.. he also loves calvin's dimples when he smiles btw, andre YEARNS for that calvin gabriel cookie..
♡ calvin writes poems to andre just because, while andre would engrave cals name onto bullets just because.
♡ calvin wears these thick, black frames at home because his mom doesn't want him to ruin his eyes. the moment andre saw cal wear them infront of him, he felt like he hit the nerdy boyfriend jackpot. (I wear glasses and I'm really blind, I see cal w glasses sm)
Chapter 2: ┐(´ー`)┌
Summary:
nsfw n angst hcs here (´-﹏-`;)
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♡ Calvin is definitely the one that sexually riles up Andre. He's a top for like a good minute by getting on top of Andre, the one initiating foreplay, leaving marks on him everywhere, but just ends up being the bottom instead because Andre is too over powering. (◠‿◕)
♡ Andre groans n grunts during sex, he loves it when Calvin can hear how good he's making him feel MWUEHEHEHEHHHEEHEH (ex: moaning against his ear). Meanwhile Cal tries to suppress his moans everytime by hiding his face or biting his hand.
♡ Andre pulls on Calvin's hair when he's fucking him or making him suck him off, while Cal grips on Andre's hands, biceps, thighs everytime when shit gets a little too much.
♡ Calvin puts one hand on Andre's shoulder, chest or his own hand too when they sleep. Just to make sure he's still next to him.
♡ When they argue, it would usually end in the two laughing about it after then moving on. But when it would escalate, Andre wouldn't apologize. Instead he would tell Calvin he doesn't wanna fight or yell with him and would much rather like to talk this out without raising their voices at one another. Calvin would probably take time with apologizing. He doesn't really wanna say sorry nor likes to say sorry, but he eventually feels like he HAS to for the sake of their relationship.
♡ they def have good communication skills, the scene where they steal chris' guns Calvin was worried for Andre while filming because he was a little too casual about it, so Andre had to talk to him and calm him down like "relax, relax, take a breath, we're fine- no problems here." AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the man that u are Andre kriegman
Chapter 3: (っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っ
Summary:
modern au hcs!! basically cal n andre if they were teens planning zero day in 2025
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♡ Andre LOVES Calvin's baby pictures, he has them on his wallet and car. He would also probably love that video of cal on his 5th bday, cutie.
♡ Calvin smokes cigs but ONLY using shared cigs w Andre. this just feels right to me.
♡ considering how we see the two of them in Andre's car alot in the movie, I def think that their dates would mostly be in his car, eating their favorite food, talking about life and its ups and downs. gosh I love them
♡ Andre's love language would be quality time, while Calvin's would be words of affirmations.
♡ Andre loves making spotify playlists for Calvin and their lil night drives together, while Calvin prefers to listen to vinyls and CDs of songs that remind him of Andre and him.

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