Archive of Our Own ^beta

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Despite how much of a monster he can be in bed, Tenna will immediately drop whatever act he was playing to take care of you. He’s clingy (even moreso than normal), protective, and anxious.

He’ll fuss over every little lingering bruise, scratch mark, etc. he left on your body. Even though he loves seeing the physical proof of your time together, he still worries this time he might’ve gone too far.

You usually have to reassure him that you’re alright, you still love him, and the sex was great. Sometimes he asks for this reassurance while you’re still having sex. He’d be thrusting into you, hands on your hips, while sniffling and begging for you to say you love TV.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Tenna’s cock is pretty impressive, but he likes when you draw attention to his hands. Just one of his massive mitts is able to wrap all the way around your waist. You always look smaller than usual when he’s holding you with them… and it drives him wild (also PLEASE let him finger you).

Tenna will pretty much latch onto whatever part of you he finds the softest. Whether it’s your belly, your chest, your ass, your thighs, or your own hands— he loves feeling the difference in texture between you two. You’re so delicate compared to him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s not the neatest TV. You won’t have to worry about getting a disease or anything, but you’ll need a thorough cleaning if you get caught in the splash zone. Tenna’s a big boy, and when he cums he cums a lot.

When he cums inside you it feels like static— similar to the feeling you get when one of your limbs falls asleep.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Tenna will take your dirty underwear before you can wash it. He returns it (discreetly) once it starts smelling more like him than you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

As much as Tenna tries to avoid it, he knows that he’s not the youngest piece of tech on the market anymore. He hasn’t been for years. But his age does come with some perks— one of which being experience. You’re in good hands with him.

And if he’s your first? He’ll make sure it’s the best you’ll ever have.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Tenna likes any position in which he can see your face. He’s quite fond of cowgirl and doggy (an exception). If you’re flexible enough, he LOVES the mating press.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Tenna tries to be serious during sex. He really does. Sometimes it works out, but usually he ends up doing something goofy just by being himself and making you giggle as a result. He’ll pout, but he's a sucker for that smile of yours.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Tenna is completely bald everywhere.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It depends on what you’re doing + his general mood before/during. He’ll always give you at least a few kisses regardless.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Pretty much whenever he has time, Tenna will masturbate. He prefers to work himself up slowly, so he won’t do it in short bursts of time (like five-minute ad breaks).

He always thinks of you, even if he tries not to. You get him going better than anything or anyone else.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

There’s a lot, so I’ll just list them (no particular order). Kinks with slashes (Kink1/Kink2) are separate but similar kinks that might go together in bed.

♡ Praise/Degradation/Humiliation
♡ Pet Play/Primal Play/Breeding
♡ Sadism/Masochism/Marking (Biting, scratching, etc.)
♡ Roleplay (This should be obvious)
♡ Exhibitionism/Risky Sex/Semi-Public Sex
♡ Somnophilia (CONSENSUAL! TALKED ABOUT BEFOREHAND!)
♡ Macro/Micro (He can change sizes!)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Tenna is a bit old-fashioned in this way. He’ll take you anywhere and everywhere (couch, bathroom, desk, stairs, supply closet, etc.) but his favorite place to have sex will always be a bed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally any bit of praise. It’s a miracle his dick still stands up so quick at his age. It doesn’t have to be in a sexual context either— you could say he was efficient completing his paperwork and his pants would tighten.

Also, calling him by any sort of powerful title (“Sir” and “Daddy” are his personal favorites) will get him pouncing on you within the minute.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

One of Tenna’s biggest problems in a relationship is being overly possessive.
This means absolutely no threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, etc. He’s all you need.

Also nothing to do with scat… he could honestly probably be into watersports but literal shit is a bit too much.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves both. Unfortunately, neither is very easy.

Regardless of how skilled you are, it’s literally impossible to fit all of him in your mouth. He admires your efforts though, and he enjoys it all the same.

Meanwhile, when he eats you out/sucks you off, the electricity from his mouth and screen can make things uncomfortable or even painful. He loves the taste of you though— what he lacks in precision he makes up for in enthusiasm.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If he starts slow and sensual, it’ll turn fast and rough. If he starts fast and rough, it’ll turn slow and sensual. Depends on your moods and how many rounds you guys are going for.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Oh, Tenna loves a good quickie. While he likes to be slow by himself, it’s much harder to control himself around you.

He’ll do them whenever you want. If he did it whenever he wanted, you’d never leave his lap.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Tenna loves a good thrill once in a while. Sometimes he’ll have you warm his cock while he’s on a phone call. Sometimes he’ll knead on your thigh while you’re sitting together at a conference. Sometimes he’ll fuck you in his office with the door unlocked.

He always makes sure you two aren’t caught though. On the very rare (and unfortunate) occasion you are, the poor witness usually moves after a stern lecture about knocking from Tenna.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He used to be able to go for much longer in his hay day. Nowadays he can probably cum about three times before needing a break.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Tenna doesn’t own any toys of his own. They’re usually too complicated for him to figure out on his own, and he doesn’t really want to shop in-person OR online for some object when his hand does just fine. And he always has you!

If you had toys, he’d honestly probably be a little jealous. He’s silicone too!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Tenna would like to tease you more, but it’s usually his own impatience that’s his undoing. Works the same way when you try to tease him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He tends to be loud. Lucky for you, he has plenty of buttons and dials that do all sorts of fun things. Including control his volume. If he’s being extra loud and/or naughty, you can mute him. He’ll make the saddest face ever until you unmute him though. You’d better have a strong will.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Very good sense of smell (come on, look at his nose). Always has some kind of cologne on. I imagine his default/signature scent is some sort of smoky wood.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Tenna is built with a steel exoskeleton covered in plush silicone. He is fully equipped with a giant cock (roughly 10-11 inches erect, at least 3 inches thick), a big ol’ tongue, and a firm butthole (if you’re into that).

His cock itself (the main attraction) is most similar to a dildo, only being a little heavier due to the steel underneath the silicone skin. He’s more of a grower than a shower, and his cock scales with his height. I imagine he’s maybe 5-6 inches flaccid.

Don’t forget his fangs and claws!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Very, very high. Tenna has the sex drive of a frat guy. His worn-out exoskeleton and rusty wires protest sometimes, but he still fucks with passion.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Once he’s 100% positive you’re okay, he’ll pass out pretty quickly. You’d better hope you don’t need to get up in the next 10 hours, because he’s going to be wrapped around you the entire time ♡