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"Well hello there."
It was raining the whole day. Sky was gray. Children were running home from school. People were hanging out with their loved ones. Everyone looked happy.
However... There was this one inspector, who didn't have any time for relaxation. He was way too busy reading through piles of files in his apartment. Arsène Lupin the Third, the most talented inspector known across Paris, has been stuck in his house only God knows how long. He was studying everything about a top tier criminal... Zenigata.
Lupin promised everyone he'll get that son of a bitch locked behind the bars. Lupin wasn't completely sure has Zenigata even stolen anything, he seemed more like a murderer. And there was few sexual assault charges written in the files. Lupin felt disgusted reading them, but it all was going to be worth it. Anything to catch this scum.
Suddenly, Lupin's phone rang. He picked it up and answered.
"Hello...?" He yawned.
"Have you been reading those damn papers again?" He heard a familiar voice. It belonged to Jigen, his partner.
Lupin rubbed his eye. "Yeah. But it's going to be fine. Anyway, why did you call? It's night already. You should be sleeping."
"Hah! You're one to talk." Jigen laughed in the phone. "Well, I was going to ask you to go eat somewhere with me and Goemon. Been a while since we three did something together eh? How's that sound Lu?" Jigen asked him. Begging he'll finally forget about the fucking Zenigata for this one night.
But unfortunately, Lupin shook his head. "I can't. I have work." He pulled the phone off his ear for Jigen's loud overdramatic groan.
"Lupin. Man. You've been locked inside your house for weeks! Lay off for once. One dinner isn't going to kill you." Jigen said, visibly annoyed.
"Maybe next time. Have fun with Goemon though. Bye." And with that. He hang up.
Jigen scoffed and put his phone back in his pocket angrily.
Goemon raised a brow. "I'll take that as a negative response." He said casually.
"Well too bad for him! Guess we're eating everything off the menu without him! Damn it all!" Jigen complained.
They ended up going to the restaurant without Lupin. It didn't stop Jigen from mumbling the whole time though.
It was now midnight. Lupin was exhausted. He decided this was enough for today. He turned off the lights and went to the bathroom. Lupin cleaned his face and teeth, then he took a look at himself from the mirror. Lupin looked at it in disgust. He hasn't yet gotten a surgery for his chest. Luckily the only sign of breasts were his fatter than average nipples, thank god for the shots he's been taking for years now, and it was nothing a shirt couldn't hide. But Lupin still hated it. He sighed and put on his pajama shirt, it was a cute cat shirt Jigen gave him for Christmas. Good times...
*Creak* *Tap* *Tap* *Tap*
Lupin's eyes widened. What was that noise? Lupin quickly turned off the bathroom lights. Carefully walking out, staying very close to the wall, he took a peek.
There he was. Zenigata.
Zenigata was much taller and bigger than Lupin. Lupin looked like a stick next to him. He had much much MUCH stronger looking body than Lupin.
Zenigata was looking at things on Lupin's work table. Was he stealing something? It looked more like he was curious of where did he disappear to. Zenigata smiled at all the files on the table. He was amused Lupin worked this hard just to capture him.
Lupin quickly turned around towards his room. He had a gun there. But before he could take another step... Zenigata grabbed him by his ankle. Making the inspector fall flat on his stomach.
Lupin yelped from the sudden loss of gravity. He then fell in shock after being lifted up to the air. He began to struggle.
Zenigata looked at him with a grin on his face. "Well well well, there he is. My favorite plaything." He lifted him higher so they were now looking at each other face to face. "Where did you go, little inspector?"
Lupin glared at him. He was trying to punch Zenigata without a success.
"Oh you're angry today. Cute." He pretended to drop him. That made Lupin yelp... And his shirt fell on his face. Zenigata whistled. "Well look at that." He lifted him up again. "What do we have here?" He attempted to touch Lupin's chest.
Lupin was quicker though, and he managed to kick Zenigata on the shoulder. Zenigata dropped him. Lupin got up and glared at the criminal. If looks could kill, Zenigata would be dead on the spot.
"Aaw. Inspector doesn't want to play tonight? How cruel." Zenigata pretended to sound sad, just to get Lupin more to the edge.
Lupin looked around the nearest object to hit the criminal with. He ended up grabbing a pair of scissors. Lupin turned around and he was ready to stab the guy with them... But he was already gone.
"Shit!" Lupin shouted out of frustration.
Meanwhile, Zenigata was walking in the rain. He smiled to himself. Fuck Lupin was adorable.
He can't wait to steal his heart.